/britfeel/

>>35532003
>page 10
The best page for robots

>Tfw haven't killed myself yet

>>35532003

I have an insatiable urge to breed black women.

This isn't just a fantasy either, I actually have fucked 2 without protection.

>>35532041
How's those herpes treating you?

why it always so shitty in here?
considering giving up on OP image and celebrity dream desu

>>35532059

Neither of the two women I fucked had it, I know about the 50% statistic, but that's for Americans, I think it's less here.

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xth for cute traps and boy cock

also fuck op image for anti-scot sentiment. amongst other things.

>>35532099
That's a trap? I'd breed it

>>35532090

celebrity dream, what are you on about?

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The Fappening has occured again lads.

Emma Watson nude videos and pics leaked.

is it a bad idea to tell the doctor im heavily considering ending it or harming others?

>>35532111
if you don't know, don't ask

>>35532003

Since when has OP wojak been smug wojak?

>>35532127
Yes. Especially the harming others bit

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>>35532003
Cheeky bit of /Goodfellas/ lads

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35532106
That's Remilia, an ex League of Legends LCS player for team Renegades

>>35532127
might get neato prescription drugs and a lifetime supply of medication to keep you sedated and numb.

>>35532153

Are you a cuck, or the actual guy who made goodfellas?

>>35532126
>Emma Watson nude videos and pics leaked.
I'm not sure I'm in the mood to see a adolescent boy's body and face with a vagina.

>>35532099
at this point i have evolved into just lusting for cock and any boipucci...

>>35532153

Black women are gagging for robot cock >>35532041

yet you think this goodfellas stuff has any merit

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>>35532176
Indulge yourself lad.
http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/emma-watson-leaked-pics-and-videos.1798240/

Other celebs have been leaked too.

>>35532166
I don't want to take drugs, if I just went and said I was sad they'd give me SSRIs which are just a scam.

I want them to lock me up and do some clockwork orange style shit on me so I can behave like a normal human

>>35532195
>Other celebs have been leaked too.

Like who? I might actually be interested, but I couldn't give a toss about that uggo

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>>35532218
Amanda Seyfried(?)
here she is sucking Justin Longs schlong

More Vannessa Hudgens
kylie Jenner
some other no name celebs

>>35532126
It's not the fappening, the two bath vids look nothing like her and there's no other celebrities involved

Some retard hacked emma's icloud, got some pics of her trying on clothes and mixed in some vids and pics the exif data for which already proves doesn't belong to emma

Sad, honestly, I want another fappening real fucking bad

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>there hasn't been a hwndu stream in 2 days
I think he's given up

>>35532262
genuinely a little disappointed, i was hoping /pol/ could break their high school

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>>35532195
She has absolutely no figure. That's not a cut or an insult so much as a fascination in how she landed the role of Belle. Even naked she just looks like a boy with unusual breasts. Was it that hard to find a good actress?

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>>35532261
youre a real fucking pleb arent you, also others have been leaked.

>>35532292
they aren't selling that movie to men, to the lead actresses figure is a irrelevant

>>35532153
LOL what did I just watch?

>>35532328
2016's hottest britfeel bait meme

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>>35532261
its pretty much confirmed you fucking idiot

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>>35532316
>>35532359
must be nice being this new to the internet

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1257565805
soundtrack to my night lads. hbu?

>>35532318
You're half right.
It's irrelevant however, much like Twilight the main female star must seem very plain and normal, something the female audience will attach to and can role play the idea that could be them. It's very rare to meet a straight woman not threaten by another woman's beauty so films aimed at women try very hard to keep the looks department low key. This is not all that different as to why most male focused action heroes have very little/no hair.

>>35532328
You'll be watching it summer 2017.

White girls at my uni are so hyped for this show

>>35532367
it's r9k, let them dream friend.

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>>35532367
Because the leaker just happened to pic a video of a girl in the bathtub with the same bracelet and moles.

pressups lads?
Do it on yer knuckles, and work till you can do em on your fingers. Consume dairy and nuts = healthy joints and bones, protein for muscle.
Aim for FIFTY EVERYDAY
I'm gonna get you a nice body like those fit black lads in the goodfellas viddy.
Women are gonna drool over your pecs.
But first you gotta do these push ups.
C'mon lads. Put some work in.
Powerful triceps = powerful punching.
Do it for godly boxing talent and pussy slaying ability.

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emma watson fuggin her boipucci
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489543979569.webm

>>35532434
Do you know the moles are real? Is it a one of a kind bracelet?

Did you see her face? Answer theses questions and stop deluding yourself

>>35532454
so what's the proof for this one then

>>35532454
doesn't look like a boipucci to me lad... disgusting

>>35532477
She has a mark on her abdomen which can be seen as well in the video and in the still pictures.

Its her, I dont know why you're so upset about it lad.

>>35532499
Idiots annoy me

>>35532439
Sets of 5 lads. I just did 5 sets since posting this,
If you do it every day, you should get to 100 within a month or 2, depending on how hard you go.

>tfw i treat my cat like a baby
every night i place him in his bed, kiss him on the foreahead and say 'goodnight my precious little prince'

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>>35532538
You must hate yourself then lad.

maybe watch the videos and check the marks yourself?
>>35532195

>>35532568
Go delude yourself on /b/ instead of my fucking britfeel you burger nigger

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>>35532595
Just so happens the bath leaks have the same moles, the same bracelets and the same mark on her body. Wew pretty elaborate setup. Or you're just an idiot.

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>>35532595
Oi vey another coincedence. Wow they sure are piling up!

who cares about tits and nudes?
PRESS UPS NAO AND TOMORROW!
Get nice pecs so women will actually want to touch you

>>35532656
but I'm gay

>>35532655
>newfag /b/tard misusing jew memes

get out of my board you fucking shitskin

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>>35532695
>newfag
Oh lad sadly i've been here probably much longer than you.

really just want to put on a skirt and be bummed by a weeb virgin, is that too much to ask?

is this an actual thing? what is going in this thread?

>>35532758
All the answers you want are on /b/

Thread sucks tonight

>>35532803
I smell americans

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>quality of the thread has turned to /b/ tier shite

lets salvage this lads, what you listenting to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDnNF5cHCdo

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Going to lose my job soon, I think. Been off sick for long but its been so obvious work have covertly not wanted me back.

At least I know that people I thought were friends aren't and haven't been for a long time now. Wisdom is power.

just want a full hd remake of the all mgs games on pc, is that too much to ask?

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>>35532835
https://youtu.be/ZI-hE4x4ZiQ

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>>35532721
Damn she has nice nipples. Who woulda thought

>>35532820
Yeah there are some PIG-DISGUSTING fuckers who brigade our thread and try and subvert it, be on the lookout for people trying to fuck with you.. ignore bad posts... no point in arguing with those fucks.

>>35532835
http://www.youlicense.com/Lyrics.aspx?ID=60018 -song in the pornhub video that was posted kek

now listening to your choice lad, will post something of my own later, as I'm making coffee. doubt ill get much sleep tonight after some of these thoughts ive been having boop boop

>>35532835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTH7XefE85A&spfreload=5 real album

>>35532835
post your dick instead lad, i'm fucking hungry

>>35532930
>no point in arguing with those fucks.
you sound mad lad, somebody hurt your feelings?

was it cause you got btfo from the emma watson pics?

>>35532003
>Be Britcuck
>Go outside with gf
>Get racially abused by Pakis then gf has nose broken while i get jaw broken
>Go home and watch /goodfellas/

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-skydome-racist-attack-police-12737202

>>35532963
I don't think it looks that good tbqh

phimosis and not of a great size

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>>35533022
>Be Ameritard
>Believe muh breitbart telling me Europe is being pillaged and raped by mudslimes
>When young white people are shooting up schools in my own country

Really maek u think .. . ... maybe brown people aren't the problem . . ..

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>>35532835
some chillwave while i slaughter the living with my zombie hordes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DH2uDrnbx4
>>35532930
people need to post more cute boys and anime!
>>35533047
You know i would like that lad :)

>>35533060
>The school shooter meme

Blacks commit the majority mass shootings. The stats are readily available so there's no excuse for your ignorance. You're simply trying to deflect

Meanwhile: Pakis are raping British children on an industrial scale and breaking women's noses and cheekbones when they say something back after being racially abused

>>35533146
source lol

>>35533060
They are the problem, it's blatantly obvious. 59 towns were affected by Paki nonce gangs and they are still operating in Rotherham and Bradford quite openly. There's no getting around the fact that those children wouldn't have been raped had Pakis not been in the country.

>>35533160
https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2012/crime-in-the-u.s.-2012/tables/43tabledatadecoverviewpdf

>>35532930
ta for the song info lad

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Doing yer pressups?
When I create my own chan, one of the posting requirements will be a video of you doing 50 press ups. BWAH AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>35533200
I meant about the second sentence

>>35533284
>http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-skydome-racist-attack-police-12737

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

case closed re: pakis

moving on

>>35533022
I generally ignore /pol/ shit but this all getting a bit close to home now. My sister had a car of browns stop and try to chat her up and turn nasty on her when she said she had a bf. They threw a bottle at her and called her a dirty white pig and a whore etc

>>35533313
>case closed

You wish

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/697583/Rotherham-abuse-scandal-child-grooming-gangs-industrial-scale-victims-CSE

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>page 10

come on lads

>>35534956
everyone is at the junlad gangbang, were you not invited?

Lots of women have broad shoulders

I always thought that would be the number 1 thing to doom trannies but I suppose not.

Though the number of cute women with broad shoulders is significantly lower than the general sample.

>>35535416
n-no i wasn't ;_;

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guess i'll save the thread again - thank me later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6f2vyeO8Hs

Just back from a night/early morning drive lads.

Left the house around 3. Drove about the city for a bit but ended up near Loch Lomond. So beautiful seeing it all by yourself at 5am. Took a piss near it as well. Felt great.

>>35532454
shed be ten times hotter if she had boypucci

>>35533423
It's important to remember literally every woman who doesn't wear a veil is considered a whore by default. They're pretty much taught this their entire lives.

Used to think shit like forcing all their women to act/dress like that was only harming themselves until I learnt this.

>>35536862
>>35534956
good lad, morning crew is here now

>>35537586
I'm still here too, not doing anything but a depression though

FFS lads why do they need to reboot The Matrix?!
With a fucking black dude as Neo.
Just write a new damn script.

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>Call suicide hotline in bout of depression
>Arabian sounding man picks up
>Tell him I don't want to live anymore
>He gets all excited and asks if I can drive a truck

RING RING PUSSY ITS SHUT DOWN

So fucking lonely, lads.

There's nobody in my life. It was fine to start with but now I need a gf or qt femboi

>>35536862
well done bud on keeping the thread alive, enjoy your day if u go to ur thing

welp off to dr's again for another fingering. NHS was shit 2 month wait to see a surgeon. fuck that. having to pay for this 1 can't go another 2 month or longer though.

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Let's go on an adventure!
tfw will never save the world with the power of friendship

oh no, suspicious white stains on my pants. furiously cleaning away. got to look presentable when out in public.

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Morning lads, no designated post for waifus yet so you know what to do!

Anyone seeing A Silent Voice later today at Nantgarw

>>35538518
why are you being fingered

>>35538703
shit. just realised my hoody's got stains all over it as well. damnit. not spunk though this looks like curry and choc sauce. fuck. qt nurses everywhere as well. bastard.

>>35533160

His ubersturmfurher told him while he was reaming his arse.

>>35538771
haemorrhoids and getting checked for bum cancer as well.
doubt it'll be cancer though am not that lucky.

a cute girl just came out of the asda toilets before me and theres piss/pussy juice on the seat. should i lick it up?

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Another day another trying not to just run away from work.

>>35538860
Probably from the dude in before her

>>35538754
In the mood for it today.

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>>35538754
here you go lad.
hope you have a fun day lad. breddy jelly really. gonna have a day on xbone i think

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>>35538754
Posting, least we're almost over the worst part of the week lads.

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Holy shit theyre actually doing it. Nobody wants this

>>35538895
i feel like this constantly. got a day off today though. will enjoy it n have a day getting paid for vidya n animu when i get back home
>>35538944
baka question time.
is the worst part mon-fri

>>35538956
this has the potential to be spectacularly awful. especially if the Wachoskis are involved

>>35538992
Worst part is tuesday/wednesday
thursday/friday is smooth sailing

>>35539017
i like fridays because i only work 6 hrs.

I've got a weird acidic taste at the back of my throat and my stomach keeps gurgling. Am I dying lads?

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>>35539210
acid reflux maybe?

like Kay has.

>>35539017
For some reason I'm always really tried on Thursdays

>tfw you forget your watch and keep looking at your wrist

welp looks like a fingering isn't enough.getting a camera shoved up next week. 1800 bong for a colonoscopy. wew lads

Help me lads, been awake since 5pm yesterday and can't sleep. Considering getting up and staying awake until tonight to sort sleeping pattern out.

>>35539459
might be too risky to sleep now, best ride it out till 9/10pm

>>35539488
Fuck sake I'm gonna be so tired all day

Took an incredibly runny shit last night. Seems like its making a return now I'm at work which is shit. The worst part is the post shit itchy arse.

>>35539584
good excuse for a 30 min toilet break

banged into something a few weeks ago, hit me right in the kidney. it still hurts, im going to end up having to go to the GP arent I, lads?

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>>35538754
Morning lads. Keep losing track of what day it is. Late to work this morning but nobody seemed to notice. Got some washing up to do at home that's been festering since friday. Living is an effort.

been up since 10pm yesterday

feeling tired

don't want to go to bed right now, seems a bit early

don't know what to do

considering driving to a coffee drink shop to buy coffee to wake up or something

>"I'll go eat something when the house is empty"
>mfw haven't eaten for 48 hours

>>35539642
yeah i would do lad. 3 week on n still hurting doesn't sound fun

>got mail today
I like the sound of the mail coming through the letter slot

another day, more zelda, such is life

About a week ago I woke up in the middle of the night with a really sharp stabbing pain in my side, it was the most pain I've ever had and I was sweating and eyes watering because of it.

It lasted about 10 minutes and then disappeared completely, and nothings happened since. Anyone else had this?

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>shitposting on 4chan in a medieval castle

what a time to be alive

>>35532454
Thought she was meant to be some feminist?

>>35539780
Windsor? Chepstow?

>>35539775
Trapped gas.

>>35539804
>>35539780

Looks vaguely like Kenilworth.

>>35539775
probably a malovelent spirit

>mummy asks what treat I'd like from the supermarket
>tell her to get some butterkist sweet popcorn
>when she gets home I rush to the shopping bags to find my treat
>she pulls out two bags of...
>waitrose salt popcorn
>waitrose salt & sweet popcorn
>I have to be grateful
>can't stand salted popcorn

>wake up and look outside
>what a nice day
>maybe today i'll go to the national gallery
>remember that my calm will be disturbed by anxiety and i'll be tense and sweaty

man it's really hard for me to just chill the fuck out, I just wanted a nice walk and to look at some paintings

I'm going to do it. I'm going to go to the doctor and get a prescription for propecia

>>35540040
was tempted to go to the new tate extension today, not sure I'll bother though

>>35540040
same story for me lad

>wake up enthusiastic because of the nice weather
>think of a few things i could do
>realize my anxiety prevents me from any possible enjoyment in the outside world
>lay in bed and post on britfeel instead

such is life

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>>35540178
>think of listening to music while having a nice stroll
>remember that feeling i'll get at the prospect of human contact

another day of reading at home instead

>>35540193
I live near fields and stuff so I can walk for hours without seeing anyone. Pretty nice

>>35540064
Is that the Hockney one lad?

>>35540019
i'm other way. only like the salted but know what you mean. mummy got some shopping for me but forgot the smiley faces. wasn't happy n took all my effort not to ring up n kick off

>>35540041
just looked it up online, mad how women can't have it. does it work. i gave up years ago n just shave it off

someone explain to me why londoners say cheese in a high pitch voice randomly

>>35540305
its a way for monkeys to express excitement

>>35540305
They think they're Wallace?

>>35540305
who knows how the mind of a southerner works. do they just randomly say it when walking about

>>35540305
>London
Probably chinks taking photos

Feeling hung over as fuck right now. Had a morning wank and a bit of water. Not sure what to do next. Might hit Greggs in a bit. Got to tidy up at some point as well.

>>35540382
What did you toss off to m9

>>35540198
me too, although the last time i went out for a walk i got attacked by a group of badgers

>>35540305
its like "get in" but for niggers/city boys

And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away but it's a great escape
Escape, escape, escape
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
You don't like my point of view, you think that I'm insane
It's not sane, it's not sane

>>35540253
There is a Hockney exhibit on as well but more just the extension, haven't been yet.

>>35540413
Negresses getting BLEACHED this morning. I have very diverse tastes but that was what I went with because the rape thread was a bit loud.

>>35540428
good choice of song lad, might have to put some blind melon on now my self

I always buy my plastic bags at the self checkout even though I could get away with it. Who else is a /goodboye/ here?

Why do people on this board post shit like 'I'm 5'11 and not girl wants a manlet like me'? It's because you're weird and ugly dude.

>>35540510
>Not taking your own bag for maximum comfort and shoulder gainz

Missed a Job Center interview and a Dole sign on day. (Head was so melted I got the weeks mixed up.

Now they sanctioned me for a week and the letter says they can't pay me anymore after the 18th.

Woo these boys are cracking down.

>>35540516
americans mate, they have some crazy obsession over height/lack of height

its quite strange, its rare to find people over 6ft in the states (probably because they're all mongrels) so theres a massive obsession over people that are 6ft over

weird really, im 6' 2 and i dont really ever feel taller than average in this country

>>35540541
appeal it, come up with some bullshit and you will most likely get your money

>>35540516
Gotta blame their failings on something.

There's plenty of really short girls about anyway who don't want 6 foot

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Sunny day lads, go get some fresh air

>>35540510
>buying bags

I just bring my trusty rucksack with me

>>35540581
you just know thats a polish car wash

4 bongs is pretty dece though tbchwylads

>>35540581
Not everybody is pathetic dole scum tbqh lad

>>35540581
>tfw a fellow notts anon

h-hi mate

>>35540581
looks pretty grim down your way lad

>>35540567
If it means I don't have to go see the condescending cunt that's tasked with reviewing my CV they can keep their money.

Last time she was trying to talk me into giving up my Boxing club on a monday and wednesday night because it was getting in the way of my Job search.

Yea I'm busy 4 hours a week. That's 168 hours free to work you stupid old cow. Would like to see her CV to see how well she'd be doing if she hadn't had the same civil service 9-5 for 30 years.

>>35540516
yeah but it is shit knowing the truth eh. >nobody wants me because of me

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you don't actually need rajas of india to play in india, going to create a custom christian character and play there without the dlc

Did we find out what song was playing over that porn?

>>35540590
Pakistani laundering front lad

>>35540595
Student lad

>>35540602
Hey lad! You around lenton?

>>35540762
im in clifton lad

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39277539

>unemployment figures lowest since 1975

Remain voters on suicide watch

>>35540836
giz a job then

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>>35532003
SMUG WOJAK
IS BACK

>>35532138
There was a Special Smug Limited Edition a couple of days ago. That was the first thread to feature Smug Wojak in the OP pic. This is probably the second.

I like Smug Wojak's thoughts in the pic. They're very fitting.

>tinder
>Black cock
>white cock
>any cock
>vagina envy
For a bunch of virgins this board loves wallowing in sex threads

>>35540836
>redefine "unemployed"
>stats look better

Is 675 quid a month a lot for a one bed flat lads? First time renting, seems like too much to me

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>>35540836
In 1975 the level of unemployment was considered offensive. Now it's considered an achievement to be down at that level again, and we're only there through absolutely arsefucking the numbers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

(For reference I voted leave, I just hate the Washington Consensus and Post-Washington Consensus models of hooking the national economy up to a Casino in the city.)

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>>35538754
I spent about 20 minutes trying to find the citation for Shipman's trial. From what I understand it's not in any law reports.
What has this thread done to me?

>>35540822
Only been there once lad, are you there for NTU

>>35540916
i dont think losing your virginity makes much of a difference. people on r9k seem to think that you automatically become a normie if you have sex. i have probably become more isolated and suffer from anxiety more now than when i had sex.

>>35540916
I'm not a virgin either but I havent had sex in many years and get kinda down seeing all the sexual stuff on here.

>>35540992
i know that feel. dont know why people post porn on here or /b/. we have dedicated boards for porn.

>>35540623

What a terrible work coach. I used to be one and if it were me I'd be encouraging you to keep doing your club for the sake of your mental health while you're out of work.

Also, never admit forgetting an appointment - it's an instant sanction. Make something up. This is one of the things that frustrated me. Genuine people are punished for not knowing how it works while the experienced get away with it.

>tfw not sure if i only give the illusion of being smart because of autismal memory powers slapping together information in a way that seems smart (but which is just a synthesis of existing information, not really taking much processing.) or if that's what smart people actually do and being smart isn't all that hard (i mean, that's why everything is crammed with references right? but then i'm shit at referencing...)

>>35540935

Depends on where, lad. Awful price in Sheffield, great price in London

>>35541058
maybe you are just smart anon

but "smart" just means above average, loads of people are smart

>I just want to find myself
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4315346/British-tourist-28-raped-murdered-Goa.html

Listening to work colleges trying to be funny is just horrific. How can one group of people be so unfunny

>>35540992
i'm in the same boat lad. prob 12-13 years ago for me.
there's sexual stuff all over just seeing an attractive person gets me going. a bit of porn here and there's not a bad thing.

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>tfw you're able to resurrect your faithful horse who was struck down in combat

>>35540935
depends where.
i pay 400 for a 2 bed terraced house
but i'm in a cheap part of west yorkshire desu.

>>35541072
>they're so cultured and respectful, not like awful cis-gendered white males

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/19/theater/19peac.html

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>Hi anon! I heard you have a problem with alcoholic feminist sluts

Also she's blocking your path

i find it annoying the way people are so quick to insult people online but would never say it in real life. doesn't it kinda reflect how cowardly and hypocritical people are ?

Fuck it. Gonna get some cans and get fucking drunk.

>>35541169
good idea lad

>>35541094
>400 for a 2 bed house

Damn, that will get you a single room in a house share where I am

>>35541148
Id probably mock her and flirt then realise that I've never picked up a girl at a party before and I don't even want to fuck some idiot anyway

>buy ipad from a site
>it came with a british charger and an adapter to european standard

Am I british now?
I don't like tea though.
Also, you have some weird fucking plugs.

Who else here /nottingham/?

>>35541056
Yea fortunately I've a solid bit of savings behind me from previous jobs so I'm just on the dole for the tax stamp but it's barely worth it. It's honestly more harm than good. It's too late for me but I really hope that the entire system for finding work is 100% revolutionised for future generations.

>>35541244
>Am I british now?

no

>>35541244
You've never drank tea.

Quality varies massively. If you tried a good British tea you'd see the appeal.

>>35541148
i'd look over her shoulder say " what's he doing to that girl?"
then walk away when she turns round

>>35541244
British plugs are solid and manly

>>35541148
>>35541072
Like a timeline

>>35541277
>tfw you a british person that has never drank tea

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Any NORMIES here? When you get a gf how often are you supposed to speak to them, whether it be in person or through messaging apps?

Is it everyday or what?

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>dont make fun of my pussy
>dont body shame me
>your dick is small

feminists!

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>>35540581
L O N D O N reporting in
it's too fucking hot out there lads, don't risk it.

>>35541268

My favorite league in the world is the premier league and I support Manchester United.
How about now?

>>35541332
people normally speak to their partner everyday. it varies though. i think when the relationship starts, people normally speak to their partner a lot and it gets less and less as time goes on because there isnt as much pressure

>>35541345
Not helping your cause lad

>>35541338
It's fucking 12C here, too hot, send help

>>35540755
few threads back lad

>>35541332
I have normie friends and I think they at least message everyday. Couple of them are basically always together which I couldn't put up with.

>>35541345
dont be silly lad. its like a weeb saying he is japanese because he likes anime and watches japanese sport.

im british and i hate football.

where are you from?

>>35541244
Uk plug is literally superior in every way

https://youtu.be/UEfP1OKKz_Q

>>35541345
paki detected desu

>>35541380

Greece
Our league is shit and crazy corrupt.
So I said to this age and day, fuck it, I'll support whoever the fuck I want. I wouldn't go to watch a game in greece (well to be honest, more because I wouldn't like getting stabbed) anyway so what the hell.

>>35541332
>When you get a gf how often are you supposed to speak to them
Almost constantly, we're talking double figures of messages an hour

>>35541337
>Man posts a picture and one sentence of text
>Get's a fucking dissertation in response about how roastie vages are beautiful and you're a virgin or whatever (I didn't read it but I bet it says that)

>>35541345
>Manchester United
You're definitely not now, thats a team that poor kids in Africa support because they have to dump the jerseys and shirts they can't sell off somewhere.

I visited cambridge university once, it was a real treat

I got to speak to the dean, probably the smartest guy i've ever met, he kept an audience of about 4-5 of us (mostly teachers) rapt with every sentence

pretty rough to show us that then drag us back to one of the worst schools in england

>>35541328
I hate those twats. Mumbling 'w-well technically the highway code says I'm allowed' when pulling out in front of a fucking lorry.

>>35541456
>double figures

Women are fucking disgusting

>>35541345
>support Manchester United
>British
No

>>35541456
>>35541521
I havent had a gf in ten years and I still shudder at the memories. Robots on this board dont know how awful it can be.

>>35532195
what motivates celebrities to take naked pics of themselves?

she doesn't even need to do it, its not like she cant have a boy round in 5minutes to bang her brains out.

she knows theyre going to be public one day.

>strongbow
>doritos
>hairbo
>galaxy chocolate
This is the best birthday ever. I dont think I'll bother with the heroin, have to see family today and tommorow so wont be able to enjoy it.

I can honestly say Watson has less sex appeal that Kiera Knightly.

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>>35538754
Different waifu today. No flame wars hopefully.

>>35541561
I know someone that rides their bike around central London without a helmet, sometimes when drunk/high. I will have zero sympathy when they get crushed.

>>35541599
>Different waifu today
Not how waifus work mate.

>>35541599
Fuckin Henry the 8th over here.

>>35541553
They're girls. It's like a humiliation thing. They like to send nudes.

Multimillionaire famous girls are no different than your mum.

Just had a lovely glass of rose lemonade with ice lads. Are Fentiman's turning me prison gay?

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>>35538754
I love big fat spider tits

>>35541637
>Fuckin Henry the 8th over here
Kek

>>35541449
the fuck has happened to greece lad. some of the greatest people of all time came from greece.

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>>35538754
Horse tits are better

>>35541521
You haven't got any mates with one?
You can always tell if someone is in a relationship now because they can't go 5 minutes without pulling their phone out to text their bf/gf

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>>35541637
>Fuckin Henry the 8th over here.
Choking on my tea at this lad

>>35541645
I don't think its a humiliation thing, it's more just they want to be told how sexy they look and also get off on knowing the effect sending a nude to a guy has on someone.

Even if you were the alpha and omega chad, getting nudes from Watson would have you wrapped around her finger.

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>>35541739
I don't think so, pal.
No one wants floppy horse tits

>tfw autistically enjoy old online games
>realize how pathetic i am when they start taking the online servers down
>sometimes i load old games and look at the home screen for nostalgia
>attempt to search for a game in the hopes that by some kind of miracle it puts me in a game

im a pathetic human arent i?

away to the rugby on saturday in Edinburgh

bought tickets while drunk so now i need to deal with a stadium full of drunk screaming normalfags

>>35541557
save it for weekend lad. enjoy your day. think i wished you happy birthday last night
30th birthday?

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made some eggs and bacon for brekky.

what are you lads upto today, im just playing some video games. Job center trying to get me to go to a charity shop to work again but im not feeling it.

>>35541833
Just get drunk again. If you drunk you thought it was a good idea surely he'd enjoy it too

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>>35541831
nah lad it's just nostalgia

>tfw you can no longer search youtube for gameplay vids of your old faves without hearing "HELLOWHATSUPYOUTUBEITSFAGGOTCUNT1993HEREBRINGINGYOUANEWEPISODEOFFAGGOTCUNTPLAYS..."

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>>35533022
>Also be Britcuck
>Gf is paki, she cool though
>Literally the whitest fucking loser in yorkshire
>Goes out, scared EDL will attack her, Scared i'll get beat up by paki
>Nowhere is safe

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>>35541806
>Wanting tiny spider tits
Wew

>>35541874
thats some tasty looking scrambled egg lad

pan or microwave? or something else

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>tfw you make a fake CV for Len and submit it to Jagex so he can give you a free RuneScape membership

>>35541874
>Nice fluffy eggywegs
>non-cummy bacon

Good job lad

>>35541148
you heard wrong, i'm an alcoholic feminist slut myself.
(even though this isn't true, i have a feeling i'd say it automatically.)

>>35541874
Good job on the scramblies. those look perfect, anon.

>>35541910
Pan. Im scared to do the michealwave.

>>35541927
Thanks lad.

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>>35541905
>wanting disgustingly oversized, on the floor by 40 horse tits
Wew

>>35541948

The eggs don't look seasoned.

>>35541645
>>35541804
hmm intredasting to have 2 view points.
maybe just ask a grill.

>>35541919
>anon gets another anon employed as a joke

>>35541967
White people dont know how to cook.

>>35541245
ey up duck, Lenton here

>>35541948
Microwave eggs suck anyway, pan is best

>>35542020
>ey up duck

fuck sake lad get it right

its ey up MI duck

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Just took a very aggressive shit. One minute there was nothing and then it all exploded out like it was doing a break and enter police style

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>mfw smelling that new book smell
Feels good

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>>35541954
>Wanting disgusting, slutty, second-hand, used by hundreds of men spider tits
Wew

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>>35542056
Those are some heavy implications, lad

Waifu posters; Is it just your favourite anime girl or do you get weird with it?

>>35541885
ive felt hungover for like 4 days now so drinking isnt the best idea

>>35542046
Sorry lad, only been in god's city 3 years. Whereabouts?

Look they both have disgusting cowtits okay, just accept that DFC is king

>>35542053
what book lad

>>35542121
clifton mayte

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>>35542130
Flat tits are something I won't abide by

>>35542173
Please can I request that you don't?

>>35542185
Just report and ignore him.

>>35542106
what do you mean get weird with it

>>35542173
>>35542184
Aware me on this shite?

>>35542144
Ah i was that guy who posted above. Are you on the NTU campus or NEET or what?

>>35542203
It's called Operation Ganges because he's bringing a river of shit

>>35542196
Like imagine talking to her and being motivated by her or something. I'm not really sure how it works.

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>>35542130
I'm inclined to agree with the spiderfag on this one. Pedos should just go.

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>>35542139
This book, my dude.
Quite interesting.

>>35542106
For me its just a hot anime grill but I'm not that into it.

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>>35542224
Who are you calling fag, eh?
Maybe we should unite to bring about the truth of delicious fat titties?

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>>35542224
Cowtits coming right up

>>35542210
nah not on campus just live here lad

Is this what autism looks like in text form?

>>35542305
We're actually witnessing autism at it's base level.
If you take all his posts you get the genome sequence for weapons grade autism.

>collected every chaos emerald in sonic 1
Autism Test: Passed.

>>35542324
that could be it. is anybody saving the posts. there could be a hidden meaning. we should get them sent to /x/ fot immediate analysis

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>>35542255
This is the one thing I can agree with you on

>>35542344
GatesheadFemanon and this spaz are the same waste of space. What a surprise.

>>35541705

400 years of mudslime turkroach horde rule happened. We're trying to recover from it, it's still very early, give us a century or two. Lying to the EU and getting into eurozone probably didn't help.

>>35541874
very nice. got a couple coconut and jam slices from the butty shop earlier i'm munching on
been to dr's earlier, gone on sick from work for a bit about to go fap then gonna get on some vidya,

>>35542457
Almost. Damn near close.

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>>35542358
Those are some massive tits.

havent been this uncomfy since the first time pakipoo posted in a thread

>>35542412
How bad are Turks?

This thread needs more cuckoldry

>>35542457
>>35542490
It wasnt too bad until about 20 minutes ago.

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>>35542500
>How bad are Turks?
Is that really a question you don't' know the answer too?

>>35542538
That has to be a joke, right?

I was fishing for anecdotes btw

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>>35542484
The very best kind

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>>35542603
They're a bit too big for my liking but to each his own.

>>35542598
That's a nice meme mate. Well done

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>>35542592
I wish they were jokes but they're serious. Still funny though.

>>35542598
kek.
breddy accurate.
captcha's blackboystreet
wouldn't want to move there desu

>>35542299
cool lad, got steam or something?

thinking of putting on a trip while posting here would you guys support me?

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>>35542670
>would you guys support me?
No, not at all.

>>35542641
He's not wrong there though, is he?

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>>35542689
No, he's not.
I love these though. They're say some ridiculous shit.

>>35539493
>>35539459

Fucking help me lads

Im so fucking tired and I have to stay awake for like 7 more hours

anon who was convinced his gf was dumping him last night here. now she's insisting she owes me a blowjob tonight for steak and blowjob day yesterday. I'm such an insecure idiot

lads whos your favourite star wars character?
i really like bobby feta guy

>>35542747
Where are you? You can come round and play vidya with me

>>35542747
why another 7 hours. are you trying to reset your sleep pattern

>>35542761
I highly doubt you're in shropshire m8

>>35542759
Max Reebo

>>35542759
i like han silo

>>35542779
Yeah sorry, like 3 hours away.

>>35542777
Yeah, been going to bed at 6am and getting up at 5pm

>>35542789
Gutted, I'll just continue with Zelda then

>>35542758
You said yourself you dont belong together

>>35542759
Pon Donron

>>35542759
I like Mr. Specks, the Chinese guy with glasses
>Beam me over, Captain
You know, that guy

>>35542759
Cowboy Bebop

desu

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>>35542759
?
You mean Boba Fett...

...Right..?