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>be me
>lying in bed at 10 pm, never underestimate the importance of a good night's sleep, mommy told me
>try to fall asleep
>Chad neighbor is having a loud party nextdoor
>his loud music and people shouting keep me awake
>enough is enough
>i go over to his house to tell him to turn down the music
>angrily knock at his door
>he doesn't open
>peep through his window
>see people dancing, making out
>i even see some people smoke marihuana
>gotcha
>go to the convenience store to buy some beer bottles
>back home, i put the bottles into a bag and smash them against the floor
>leave the broken bottles around neighbor's house
>destroy some mailboxes and kick over some trash cans
>call the cops, saying people from a nearby party are vandalizing my neighboorhood
>throw a rock through my neighbor's window and run back home
>all the partygoers go and take a look outside at what happens
>at that moment the police arrives
>they see the broken bottles and broken window
>they smell the marihuana those guys were smoking
>several people get arrested
>see drunk normies resisting arrest and getting smacked to the floor while looking through my blinds
Who else /snitch/ here?
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>>35531577
Dumb froggo go to sleep
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awesome story too bad didn't happen but that pepe sure looks like a snitch weasel
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>>35531577
Good for you.
You did the proper thing. Maybe you could have slaughtered your cat and stick it in the neighbors trash can. Or perhaps bleach a swastika on your lawn.
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>>35531577
>Loud music next door
>10pm curfew my mom asked them to keep it down
>Quiet for 5 minutes, music back on, everybody yelling
>Light firecracker, toss over fence
>"What was that!" "Holy shit WTF"
Get fucked.
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>>35531672
why would i do that?
>>35531671
why did you think it didn't happen? Do you expect me to let Chad and his normie buddies ruin my sleep?
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>>35531709
I'm just eager to troll and cause suffering.
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What do normies get out of blasting music? Does loudness make music better when you are a retarded meathead Chad?
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>>35531691
nice prank, but in the end it probably didn't have any effect. They probably continued with their loud party and it may even have given chad a cool anecdote to tell to girls
the best thing to do is also the least ''cool'' thing to do
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>>35531709
i just don't don't see a robot exiting his home to smash beer bottles in front of chad's party house
>the part about you calling the cops is very believable
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>>35531577
I'm sure this happened on a weekday
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>>35531839
it happened last weekend genius
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>>35531765
this actually eludes me heavily
i listen to very quiet music 99% of the time but i was at my godbrother's and he pops that shit loud enough to have had 3 police visits
when it works it works well
i find it sort of exhausting
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