High School story thread

If you've got it pre-typed, continue. If not, kill yourself.

>>35526984
What this fine chap was alluding to

>>35526984
It's pre-typed. Too an extent.

Still sitting alone during lunch and in classes, although we're in the main building now. I get to know a few people, eventually acquainting myself with one or two, but here is where that little black haired boy comes in. He's sean.

>Walk into Biology class
>skinny but buff little meathead fucking around in class
>automatically assume he was a NigTard because of his accent and odd complexion

"I'M NOT ZITTING DAWN, UR GONNA HAV TO MAKE ME SIT DOWN!!!"

>Try to indulge in his joke, confront him playfully

"I'll make you sit down."

>We share a laugh
>Black haired boy comes over

"Don't worry about him, just let him have his fun.."

>...
>wtf.jpg

"Yeah.. Alright"

>This school has a lot of tards..

>>35527057
Eventually, I befriend a qt3.14 brunette girl, she's into anime and shit I'm into. Pretty cool grill. Apparently knows Chubtard personally. Chubtard pursues us everyday, to "protect her". My efforts to make him fuck off have failed due to his tard persistence. Doesn't know he's being cucked.

Here, I'll introduce another character, ChubTard's best friend, SmallTard. A ginger, glasses wearing, slow talking fuck.

>Be sitting with qt crush
>SmallTard comes and sits in front of us
>SmallTard lets out a long, distressed sigh
>qt and I ignore
>Anotha one

"What is it, SmallTard..?" She finally gives in, reluctantly.

"Oh, nothing.. You just know the fall dance is coming up, and I have no date to come with me.."

Now let me emphasize something here, this SmallTard had one of the oddest accents I've ever heard anyone speak in. It was very slow, and his R's were W's, very nasally. An odd fellow, and an attention whore. He was ChubTard's superior and handler, for all intensive purposes. Anyways..

"I'm sorry to hear that, SmallTard.." She'd obviously be trying to sound distant, but he persisted

"You know.. I'd like someone who had long, soft brown hair.. Cute little eyes and glasses.. Kinda short, but that's okay.. Very beautiful face, lovely voice.."

>Continues to describe her almost completely
>Awkwardly look at her and him

"No, SmallTard." She says firmly.

"This is why I'll never get a girlfriend.." He leaves, defeated.

>Continue attempting to create a relationship between her and I, starting to become close friends

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>>35526901
>Eventually, the upstairs of the school finished renovation, and our Biology class moved in there
>See black haired boy sitting at lab table
>Has gay shitty clan emblem on his binder
>IsHeIntoVidyaIWonder.jpg
>Go talk to him

"So uh, you play video games?"

"Oh, yeah man. I'm playing through New Vegas right now."

>Actually is just shy and quiet kid
>Not tard at all
>Genuine vidya bro here

"Yeah uh, what kinda games do you play?"

"Well, strategy, mostly. And a lot of Gmod"

>Not only vidya bro, a non-casual vidya bro
>Talk about fucking Dawn of War, Company of Heroes, Total War
>Exchange steamIDs
>Go home play the fuck out of CoH
>Chat about school and our lives and shit
>Apparently knows ChubTard all too well
>Stays after school a lot to help wrangle other tards
>Lots of tards go here, they're just in the middle and elementary school mostly. High School only has a few
>Tells me that sometimes there's moaning from the bathroom
>..wut
>ChubTard goes into bathroom after school to rub one out after a long stressful day of being fucking autistic
>I have to investigate this
>Ask parents to let me in afterschool program to study
>They do.
>All Hell has Broken Loose
>Help Wrangle tards, organize board games with new best friend
>Hold Tard RISK with broken rules that only benefit us
>Many keks were had

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>>35526901
>So, Vidya bro and I start to become close friends
>Wrangling tards and taking names
>Slowly coming out of my shell more, fucking with ChubTard and SkinnyTard
>Becoming a loudmouthed alpha cunt with nothing to lose
>Vidya Bro and I develop strong bond of insult and faggot humour
>Sitting in the middle of Algebra
"I'm gonna fuck you in the ass man. I'm gonna fuck you so hard. I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig boyah."
>Get louder

"You fucking faggot, I'm gonna fucking rape you. I'm gonna jerk your cock you fucking nigger"
>Edgy freshman whisper-yelling
>Female Teacher
>Suddenly

"I can hear you, Anon."
>Dead SIlent, both of us face is fucking red
>No one else heard somehow
>Slap on the wrist
>I'm starting to like this school..

>>35526901
>One day, vidya bro and I were in history class, taking notes on the American Civil war
>Across the room, a miniature tard dispute was breaking out
>A classroom Civil War, if you will
>Tall Lanky blond redneck messing with ChubTard
>Fucking cursing ChubTard out, due to ChubTard's beta-kiss up tendencies
>ChubTard literally starts wailing, pissing and shitting himself
>Redneck backs off
>Due to it being a private school, there were no professional Tard Wranglers. It was up to the teacher's and staff to deal with them theirselves
>History teacher gets up and starts shaking the desk

"STOP IT, CHUBTARD!"
"I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M AUTISTIC!!!"

>ChubTard starts to scream louder and make a fucking mess of the classroom, piss and shit all over the floor
>Teach has to call in some backup to get the potato under control
>Drag him by his collar out of the room, shit smearing across the floor in his wake.
>Vidya Bro and I are dying of laughter whilst the rest of the class stares on in horror

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Sounds interesting, continue

>>35526901
>Life went on in school per usual
>The Tard brigade Tarded
>and we wrangled them in return
>Eventually befriend another kid, shares my exact sense of humour
>He's a Sophomore, so we don't share classes, instead sign up for the same clubs
>Bretty cool guy, goes on /mu/, got me into a lot of music, too
>still hang out with him to this day
>back to the more interesting bits though
>We're a trio, so we hang around as such
>We're all sitting together at lunch, eating
>One of Vidya Bro's nigger friend comes along
>Starts pretending to bully vidya friend
>Huge fucking super mutant tard lumbers over
>When I say fucking huge I mean like
>The god damn incredible hulk
>He speaks in fluent tard speech, no other accents effecting him

"EHSS HEE BULLYING YUU VIDYA??" He Bellows

"Yeah, yeah he is" Vidya Bro went along with the joke

>This god damn battleship of a tard takes his metal lunch box
>Full force slams it down into the Nigger's head
>Nigger falls down onto the floor in shock, K.O'd
> Vidya, /mu/, and I stare on in horror and amazement

"Don' worry vidya, am yur frand"

>>35527077
...

That's it? You better continue you fucking faggot.

>>35527457
Don't worry friend, still typing

>>35526901
>>35526901
This beast of a tard, we'll call SuperTard, and he was a strange, genuine fellow. You can tell he's working with what he's got. Apparently cuts down trees in his backyard for fun. So we kept on his good side.

One day, the three of us were sitting with another Nigger friend of Vidya's at lunch, chatting him up. Pretty cool dude, wants to go into Airborne when he's older. ChubTard stumbles over with his fat retarded fucking expression. I mean, it's unexplainable. But if you looked at him, you'd know he's definitely Tard Potential.

"So uh, NigAnon. I saw you didn't turn in your homework in class earlier. You just did it like that because you're black huh?"

>Airborne Nig stares, pure unadulterated hatred in his eyes
>Rears his hand back and punches him across the face
>ChubTard sprawled out across the floor, literal screaming
>Makeshift Tard Guard rushes to his aide
>Airborne Nig gets suspended, but stays in touch, he joins our Wrangler Brigade

>>35526901
Sorry boys and girls, had internet issues there for a bit

>>35526901
>Vidya, /mu/, and I are all out, going to the bookstore and gamestop for a weekend of vidya and gay shit
>We're looking through books and graphic novels, chatting about vidya and anime
>Sit down and just read together

"OH HEY GUYS!!"

>Oh god
>Oh no
>Oh please, no
>It was chubtard
>He was there looking through the manga
>He stumbles over to us, plopping down in front of our comic book circle jerk
>He sits down and stares at us
>Literally starts to splurge about what he jerks his dick off to on the internet
>He steals his mom's credit card and pays for cam whores
>Has gotten banned from his own fucking computer from getting scammed with it
>ADMITS to jerking off in the fucking bathroom
>Sometimes with SmallTard
>We all listen, in wonder and amazement
>This is fucking gold
>We get his skype and his phone number
>Here's where our story really picks up

>>35527192
>"I'm gonna fuck you in the ass man. I'm gonna fuck you so hard. I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig boyah."
>"You fucking faggot, I'm gonna fucking rape you. I'm gonna jerk your cock you fucking nigger"
im dying here

>>35526901
>We return to vidya's house with the intel
>the precious, secret intel
>start chatting this tard up online
>literally do nothing but browse /b/ and talk to this potato all night
>Talks about how SmallTard is genuinely gay, and is trying to get him into it
>They've been to each other's houses and experimented, apparently
>We take note of this, and it will come in later
>Make a fake skype just to fuck with him
>A girl named Jesse who loves to play Minecraft, (his favourite game, of course)
>Over the course of a few weeks we catfish the fuck out of this kid
>Eventually start "Dating" him
>Tard comes into class, practically shitting himself with delight

"EVERYONE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"

>Vidya and I lock eyes and grin
>Only we know the truth..

>>35526901
>SmallTard stares at ChubTard in jealousy, and confronts him at lunch
>They have a falling out
>A new fag approached us, apparently a mutual friend of Small and Chub.
>Fucking crazy
>Like genuinely fucking crazy
>Not a tard, just a kid with anger and lying issues
>Or maybe it's just an overload of edge and teen angst
>We'll call him PsychoFag
>PsychoFag starts to talk to use, makes up the weirdest fucking lies
>Like someone who would use the Navy Seal copypasta genuinely
>Tells us he's a fucking alien
>Both of his Tard Minions eat this shit up like it's gold
>Starts following behind us like an unwanted lapdog
>Oh, well..

>>35527769
it reminds me of that one scene in pineapple express

This better not end in bamboozle

>>35526901
>One day, in Biology
>Science teacher is fucking hardcore christian
>Practically a Militant Christian
>Tells everybody to stay true to their faith going into college, and not to listen to the professors if they tell them otherwise
>ChubTard wallowing in all the christian cock rubbing
>Starts to announce to the class his family's views on Christianity
>Talks about how when you die god gives you a fucking planet to rule over so you can be a god, too
>Science teacher staring at him in disbelief, but not questioning it
>SmallTard is motionless on his desk, head in arms
>Science Teach looks over, bewildered
>Rushes over

"SmallTard? SmallTard?!" She'd be shaking him, because he wasn't fucking moving or anything

>This motherfucker
>He sits up
>Does that cartoony ass yawn and arm stretch
>Smacks his mouth and rubs his eyes
> "Oh did I fall asleep"
>NigTard, or so I thought was a NigTard that was mentioned earlier in the story shoves him

"Stop lying man!"
"I'm not lying!"

>Vidya Bro has to start pulling NigTard away from SmallTard
>Apparently they have a history together
>NigTard is actually from Ukraine, a rich white family adopted him and sent him to this school
>Class is disrupted for a good half an hour, literally sit around and do nothing
>Chat with Ukraine boy about shit while SmallTard calms down from his TardRage

>>35526901
>ChubTard has fallen deeply in love with Jesse
>Goes to the bathroom in our reading class every other day
>Messaging Jesse and probably beating his dick
>Little did he know Jesse was right down the hall from him
>Vidya and I take turns sending him messages and shit
>Never going into full cyber sex or anything like that, but letting him act like the creepy fucking tard he was
>One day while in the bathroom we agree to let him hear "Jesse's" voice
>Make some bullshit excuse to pick something up from the office, because this was a really small school, and you could genuinely get away with shit like that
>Vidya actually went to the office to get his lunch everyday because his parents were pretty cool people
>We go out into the parking lot and call ChubTard

"Hey, this is Jesse":
>In the deepest fucking voice I could Muster
>Literally hear wailing over the phone
>Run back inside to see the results of our efforts
>Speedwalk to Reading
>In tears, fucking panicking
>Screaming at the teacher in tears, yelling about how his Penis hurts
>Class fucking laughing at him
>He starts to break down completely
>Probably pulled on his dick too hard being startled
>Escorted out of the class again by the Temporary Tard Guard
>Another Successful Operation.jpg

chubtard is prrbly on 4chan right now, And i hope to god he see's this I want to see an outrage.

>>35526901
And for a while, all was quiet on the western front. Many keks were had, and fun times as well. After our Jesse stunt, ChubTard had become full on homo. Openly admitting to be with SmallTard.

>Vid and I were in afterschool one day
>Playing Tard RISK, trying to explain to a pair of tards, one looked exactly like a young casket king
>If you don't know who he is, look him up
>the other was like a small fucking stuttering squirrel
>They're alright, not really fucking crazy like the rest
>Just your average tard
>ChubTard and SmallTard manage to get excused to go to the bathroom
>IT'SHAPPENING.GIF
>Pull Vidya along with me and discreetly exit, letting our inside tards cover for us
>Stalk the dynamic duo down the hall
>They go into the bathroom
>We wait a good five minutes before bursting in
>SmallTard on his knees with ChubTard's limp micropenis in his mouth
>Attempting to suckle and blow him
>Literally blowing on his cock
>ChubTard bellowing out in a moan
>Dying of fucking laughter, trying to keep quiet
>Go get the teachers
>Both are fucking suspended
>ChubTard's crazy ass family actually sends him to some Gay camp sorta stuff
>Don't see him for a good month or two
>Life is dull without ChubTard

>>35526901
>Eventually, due to problems with my leg, I had to leave school for a short while, keep in touch with vidya
>chub and small have a personal vendetta against Vidya and I now, ever since we cracked their gay scandal wide open
>Not even allowed to be in the same classes as each other
>Still sneaking communications at lunch
>They Regarded out friendship with envious eyes. And slowly, but surely, they drew their plans against us
>This is all, of course, Information relayed from inside tards, to vidya, to me
>Eventually I return to school a bit before christmas break
>This was a christian school, so they had planned on making a little nativity choir bullshit thing
>Vidya, /mu/, and I just sit around and talk during choir practice
>It was here that the Tards would reveal their final plan against us
>this was to be the final battle
>Teachers work hard to put on a good christian presentation for the rich, christian, right wingers whose children attended this school
>We spent whole class periods practicing our fucking songs
>And finally the big day came
>We all got up on these stands to sing to the parents
>Chub and Small standing together
>Vidya standing in front of them, /mu/, and I standing behind them
>Sorted by height
>Around "Away in a manger" is when they struck
>Chub grabs me by my shirt and whirls me down onto the gym floor in Tard Rage, Small lunging onto Vidya's back, they'd all fall onto other kids in a clusterfuck

Cont.

>>35528702
>Cont.

What did he mean by this?

>>35528702
More pls

Origanol

>>35528702
>Chub literally stripping naked and rubbing his disgusting body all over me, can't move because my leg was already sore from the fucking surgery
>Small trying to overpower Vidya and choke him out
> /mu/ comes down and pulls Chub off of me, who was in a full state of tard rage
> he had achieved maximum chromosomes
>his micropenis was rock hard and he was shitting all over the gym floor
>manage to crawl away from shit filled floor in time, still fucking hurting
>Vidya finally throwing SmallTard off of him, the fucking school was in a Frenzy
>Whole staff moves in to contain the wild wildebeests
>Apologies went around, Chub & Small were expelled
>My own parents found out about this and pulled me into a homeschool program
>Vidya left to go to public school, but thankfully we've been staying in contact over these three years
>/mu/ still stuck in hell hole, held back a year
>We all went to an anime con recently and saw Chub again, actually
>Fatter, Sweatier, and literally smelled of dominoes pizza
>Tried to talk to him, but all he did was ignore us
>mfw nevar forget the tard breakout of 2014

>>35528854
Beautiful story OP

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>>35528854
Beautiful OP, This was art.

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>>35528854
Vidya is right here beside me if anyone wants questions answered

>>35528957
You getting any bitches? Also what every happened to the unwanted puppy dog tard. Also you fuck the qt crush?

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I refused to drink my mothers milk as a child either. Could it be possible that I may be autistic?

So how old are you actually if you were in school in 2014?

Send a picture of you and vidya

>>35529019
18 now

>>35529006
Dating a girl in Seattle, actually in the process of moving in with her atm. I can tell stories of him, too if you want. And no, I almost got to it, though. Met Seattle girl during this time in HS actually

>>35529075
Vidya is refusing to have his picture taken like a fucking pussy, unfortunately. But I'm working on getting him to oblige your request atm

>>35528854
good story op, made me laugh and made my night less boring.

>>35529179
I'm glad I could help, Anon

>>35527077
>intensive purposes

if you're going to share that again, please correct that

pardon me for being autistic

>>35526901
I'll tell you all stories of the psycho tard, and some adventures that were had after our leaving the school.

Psycho Tard was really, really psychotic. I can't stress this enough.

He'd come and talk to Vidya and I because we were on his "Level of intellect". Talk about stuff like "Blue Matter" and saying how he was developing a game for the Military that would surpass Arma. He really was an oddball. Apparently he and SmallTard had some kinda friendship where Small would go to his house and they'd hang out. Idk what they'd do, but he'd brag about having some sort of small arsenal in his house due to his dad working for the government, and then use Small as someone to verify these claims. He was pretty fucked.

>>35529267
Don't worry, friend. I'm probably more Autistic than anyone here for putting that.

>>35529318
Psycho Tard actually got in trouble a lot, he'd basically use Chub and Small to stroke his massive ego-cock. He'd feed them all this bullshit about how he was a big badass, but really he was a pretty big pussy. He eventually left the school to go into a GED program, but told everybody he was going to college early, to study nuclear physics. I'm genuinely curious how many people actually believed him. But, no one ever really bothered to question him. Either they let them have his fun or they ate it up like Small and Chub

>>35529363
/mu/ actually fucked around with PsychoTard a bit, but sorta mellowed out throughout the time of my stay there. He was genuine school shooter material. Even threatened to kill /mu/ one time, so we didn't wanna fuck around with him all that much. Idk what he's up to these days. Vidya actually stood up to him a few times, ousted him in the middle of class, but he just sorta bounced back afterwards.

>>35526901
Thread quite literally made my day and possibly my week

Also, funnily enough. Vidya thought I was a tard as well. He said I apparently looked a lot like Chub and that's why he said the shit to me about Ukraine boy sitting down.

And to elaborate on the qt grill I was seeing at the time, we kissed a few times and held hands in school. But it never amounted to anything. From what I hear now, she's dating some redneck fuck. It's real sad.

Vid is in the process of going to California right now, and /mu/'s trying to get into some art school in NY. Sorta worried about falling apart, but I imagine the memories of the Tards will keep us together and talking.

>>35529089
What part of Seattle OP what school was this I'm in Fremont

>>35528702
>and slowly, but surely, they drew their plans against us
great pull right there

>>35529741
This school is in the deep south, my friend. I'm in a long distance relationship. I'm moving up into Puyallup though. I know it's not really in the Metropolitan area, but it's close enough for me to just call it that.

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>>35529765
I'm happy someone actually got that reference

>>35529778
Makes sense, best of luck and thank you for the great read.

>>35529808
You, too, Anon. And it's our pleasure.

anyone else who can relate to this?
>my mom says she knows i have aspergers but theres no point in getting diagnosed
>tell them i think i have "social anxiety"
>they say thats normal
>next day my dad says "i was talking to george (some lawyer dude hes friends with) and he said back when he was akid they just called it being shy, see youre fine"
meanwhile my mom decides she want to loose weight and gets prescribed pills for it while they just gave me a book about tapping your head and shit to feel better buts its some pseudoscience placebo bs and put me on the feingold diet when i was in elementary school

i know mental issues are basically pathetic to talk about irl but i feel so worthless and lazy, sometime cant get thoughts out of my head and replay the actions of what happened if im worried about something after it happens, general dislike of trying new things

>>35529851
OP here, it sounds like something might be up in your noggin, but I'm no psychiatrist. Even if that's the case, that doesn't take anything away from you. As long as you're generally an alright person. Yeah, that might be a stretch coming from me, but everything we did was for the lulz against pretty terrible tards. Just keep your head up, and you'll make it through bud.

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>>35529959
Hey OP you seem like a pretty cool dude. You got a Skype account. Id like to have a conversation with you friendo.

>>35530276
Raumgeistkoastzukoast

That was a very fun read, good job anons

>>35530378
Amazing greentext story turns into /soc/ thread. More at 11.

>>35530378
>>35530872
Didn't mean to quote. Disregard my faggotry.

>>35529089
please tell stories b

>>35531206

See these,

>>35529318
>>35529363
>>35529431

>>35528854
Thank you for this. Amazing.

>>35530872
FUck you nigger I want internet friends.

>>35531248
Thanks b, they were good stories