*Blocks your path between you and chicken tendies*

I honestly really dislike when someone's in my browsing books-area.

Though she looks like she's in the child-YA section so she shouldnt be in my way

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>knocks over her coffee
OOPS!

>>35521839
This.

>Gaming
>Graphic novels
>Zelda
>Pokemon
>MTG
>Skyrim

I wouldn't be 2 aisles next to that one

>>35521876
wowwwwwwwwwwww you are so mean lol!!! :( omg... i would die if you did that. you have a very mean mind.
is it weird that i hate when peopl e block the aisles by campingo ut there


but when i sit down i hope nobody minds
LMAO
fuck im a bitch too damn:(

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>>35521779
This is a store, not a fuckin library. You either buy shit and get out or don't come at all.

>>35521779

Ey girl, want to be my GF? I'll suck on your toes and lick your anus even if the poo around the rim is crusty!

>>35521779
>bringing coffee to a book store
>strap around her arm so the coffee will inevitably spill if she stands up without paying attention

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Why would I be in a bookstore they don't have furry literature.

>sneakers with no socks

gross

>>35521779
Step over her foot to the right amd say "excuse me" as i do it

Out of my way roastie! I need to get to the minecraft books!

>>35521961
That's a Barnes and Noble. They have a coffee shop inside more stores.

I start sobbing uncontrollably and then run out and never come back

>>35521876
Lock this man in a padded cell. He's fucking crazy.

>hobbies: literature and hitler(hate my parents and wish the whole world would burn)

>>35521779
>reading in the fiction section

I'm not interested in brainlets.

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let out a silent-ish "ssssslut..." as I step over her and go by

>"I said nice forehead, faggot"

>>35522361
Honestly this, who the fuck enjoys fiction? besides escapist roasties that are climbing for chad

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>>35521779
>chicken tenders
>book store
ok lad

>>35522513
>hes never been to an American bookstore

wew

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me irl tbqhwy lads

>>35522562
Wew, thats kind of hot, or is it

I'd paint myself black and do a vine meme of get outta way bitch

>>35522475
>asks this on 4chan, the western front of anime

>>35522744
anime is at least brainless entertainment not pretending to be anything else, fiction is brainless entertainment pretending to be intellectual

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>>35521779
Pretend I wasn't going her way and circle around the aisles or wait for her to leave and then eat cold tendies as I try not to cry.

>>35521911
are you posting like this in every thread? why am I seeing this kind of language everywhere?

>Iol I'm such a reader hurry take my pic with this 6 dollar coffee that barely has any coffee in it
Lads, how do I join isis?

Dude, people like this are the reason book stores died. They all sit around in the middle of the fucking isles hiding from employees, pretending that the book store is a nicer library and block everyone else's path.

I hate them.

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>>35521779
*amaterasu*

origami

>>35522053
i think you mean yummy

>>35521930
LMAO i laughed so hard at this

>>35522768
Most fiction is brainless entertainment, as well as music, movies, tv, all media

But in all of those there's also plenty art and beauty to found (if you know how to look)

She looks just like my friends oneitis

>>35521930
You're not familiar with Barnes and Noble.

>>35522513
>He hasn't had Starbuks espresso tendies.
GET OUT

>>35521779
This woman is very attractive.

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>enter book store for some reason
>usually just download my books
>see section relevant to my interests
>look at the sides as I go
>some coffee obsessed normie is reading a book in a fucking store ass planted on the rug
>shrug in confusion and carry on

>bookstores with coffee and tendies

Fuck, are these places actually comfy?

>>35521876
I wouldn't do this because it would be on the carpet

If it was the sidewalk I'd do it, but then there'd be no reason to

>>35522768
>t. a legitimate retard

do you just read national best book sellers and fucking genre fiction? fUCKING Le CRINGING @ ur existence mongoloid. read some god damned d.h. lawrence and shut the fuck up niqqaaaaaa

>>35521779
I usually wait in another ile if someone is browsing the one I want to be in. And especially if I want to look at weeb shit.

>>35525134
I only read works that will benefit me or help me better understand the world. Fiction is 100% waste of time unless you are a babby or non-native englis speaker learning to read.

>>35525032
>some coffee obsessed normie
This.No true robot drinks coffee. That's when you know you're dealing with a pleb.

>>35521779
>carefully walk over her
>she ignores me
success!!!... wait I don't see no fuckin' tendies. There's just all these gay ass books, and I don't read.

>>35525163
>I only read works that will benefit me or help me better understand the world.
You should start by reading children's abc books

>>35525174
>tfw u drink coffee and tea since you just enjoy drinking and eating

S-sorry guys. I'll just pack my bags now...

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>>35522562
DELETE THIS!
> Audrey is pure

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>>35521779
teleport behind her back somehow
>that was a m'stake
cut her with katana
>heh nothing personal... kid...

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>>35521779
>Hard stomp on her ancle

Eat my ass

Push the shelf from the other side so the books all fall on her.

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I propose win win situation.

Flirt with her till she leaves or become interested.

Win win situation boys. Weaponized autism.

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>>35525914
> "um you're being a creep. Can you leave me alone please?"

>>35526022
>Nah, lemme snuggle up on you

>>35526022
>>35526061
Don't challenge me motherfucker. I got tendies on my mind.

>>35522597
you tell me

>>35522053
>what are ankle socks

>>35521779
>magic the gathering
my nigger

>>35521779
>steps over legs
>accidentally clip her shin with tip of my shoe
>she complains
>tell her she should have been sitting cross-legged if she didn't want people stepping on her

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>>35521779
what do you think she is reading?
> mfw potential qt that likes the same thing I do.

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>tfw no qt bookworm gf
Why the fuck even live?

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>>35528433
qt bookworms are almost nonexistent. the ones above >7/10 have all been cummed on by chads a long time ago.

>>35528932
>all been cummed on by chads a long time ago.
You're going to need to learn to except this if you want a gf. If you're in your twenties, virgins women are practically nonexistant.

>>35528433
>implying that girl actually likes reading

C'mon, man. We all know she's just doing that for the picture. She doesn't like reading, she likes pretending to like reading.

>>35529180
>He thinks guys read
lol

>>35529855
I don't read, but I also sure as hell don't take pictures of myself pretending to do something I don't actually like and post them online.

She could take a picture of herself doing any activity and it would still as painfully fake as >>35528433.

>>35521779
Heh, I would just crawl inbetween her legs to get past her.

>>35528992
>except
you can't even fucking spell the FUCK makes you think anybody is going to take what you say seriously? fuck off third world faggot

>>35530649
I spelled it right though ;^)

>>35522562
Decent skills there laddie.

>>35530944
epic br0 xDDDD

>>35525174
>No true robot drinks coffee.
Why? It's fun and comfy to drink and gets rid of the tiredness and makes me feel happier

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>>35522562
> ywn bury your face between a pair of sexy creamy legs of a top tier qt.
why even life?

>>35521951
Nope. Poo is gooey. Enjoy.

>>35525067
Where are you from ? They don't actually serve tendies. It's just crummy baked goods

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>>35531056
It hurts knowing there are people who do this exact thing you've wanted your whole life daily.

>>35521779
*unsheath my katana*
>Don't make me destroy you...

>>35521911
you better kill yourself