Thoughts on this delicious plate of food?

looks good, did you make this anon?

>>35520498
coleslaw is gross otherwise pretty tasty looking

>>35520498
Heart attack on a platebbut I'd still eat it

>>35520498
That looks good although the portion seems a bit small.

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>>35520658
There's lots left, don't worry about that.

Why did you put your KFC on a plate?

>>35520498
I'd only eat the fries, can't stand boned anything

>>35520770
I got a buddy like that what is your guys deal?

>>35520759
Because if you put it in a bowl then everything gets sauced with coleslaw juice

I have no money and no food. On Saturday I had to steal from the supermarket to eat and I got arrested. I still don't have any money or food.

>>35520872
Where do you live? Take a picture of your fridge/cupboards for proof

>>35520872
Waiting for pictures.......

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>>35520884
New York (not the city).

I guess beer technically counts as food?

I'm trying to save it though.

>>35521236
Post a picture of your stove too?

>>35521550
does not have

i live in a tiny 1 room for borderline homeless poorfags and getting kicked out soon

cant even pay rent for this shithole

>>35520498
heart attack on a plate if that's KFC I haven't eaten anything from there in months its hit and miss

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>>35521609
If you could eat anything right now what would it be?

>>35520872
How did you get caught anon??

>>35520498
Havent eaten for days. Looks delicious.

>>35521236
>Buys beer
>Is starving
Retard.

How do you even get arrested for shop lifting? Walmart employees are trained to NOT stop shoplifters and even if they tried the cops would take for ever to show up you could just leave.

Tell story of how your dumb ass got arrested for shop lifting. Did you let an employee detain you and wait for police?

>>35521659
What's your story, friendo?

>>35521640
This local place has great chicken dinners with a special dipping sauce, it's been my comfort food ever since I was a kid.

A big plate of Chinese food like that 'what did you eat for dinner today' anon always posts would be great too.

I'd really just love a big filling plate of anything hot and delicious.

>>35521650
>>35521662
I've been doing it a lot because I don't have any other way to get food.

The manager happened to notice me and called the police, who stopped me on the way home.

They said the store would drop the charge if I went back and paid but I didn't have any money.

>>35521681
Its not that interesting, Im just lazy. I hate leaving the house and because I live alone there is no food here all the time. I usually just drink until I pass out.

>>35521800
really now?
No EBT card or foodstamps?
cmon

>>35521800
Arent there food banks or something who give food to homeless /poor people for free? Why not use that?

>>35521800
Try begging on reddit for free pizza?

>>35521815
>implying i haven't tried that

>>35521861
there's a church down the street that has free dinners once a month

new york is a VERY bad state for welfare, way too many niggers here

>>35521908
If you dont have much income they basically throw foodstamps at you.

You must be blowing your money on drugs/booze/stupid shit

>>35521908
>Blaming minorities for not getting free stuff

Okay now I don't feel bad about you anymore.

>>35521908
If a 10/10 girl walked up to you and offered you this:
Get drunk and high as fuck and then gives you a blow job

OR

breakfast, lunch and supper (with leftovers)

What would you take?

>>35522058
Not OP
prob would get a liver stolen from the 10

>>35521974
I'm not blowing my money on anything. I used to blow it on food. Now I don't have money. There's 6 cents in my bank account and I spent all my spare change already.

>>35522036
>""minorities""

don't act like you know what you're talking about.

>>35522058
seems like a trick desu, i wouldn't take the food unless it's in sealed packaging.

>>35521236

Beast. You madman

>>35522205
Okay how about this, what's the sleaziest thing you would do for a meal right now?

>>35522242
uhhh i'd shovel someone's driveway, it's snowing like mad currently and would probably take 2-3 hours but i'd do it for a nice meal.

i'm also willing to steal food from stores but i'd like to not. i've always paid for stuff if i had the money.

wouldn't suck dick or anything like that, i'd rather spend my time eating cafeteria slop in jail or something instead.

>>35522342
Would you give a guy a blow job for a months worth of groceries and rent paid? maybe a few 40 ouncers for shits and giggles

>>35522366
Is that an offer?

R9k

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>>35520498

10/10 I'm jelly, having salami sandwiches, mom barely ever cook in the evenings, and my new years resolution was to spend nothing on fastfood, candy or soda. So far this year I've spent $7.20 on tea. I miss it all though, it feels so damn poor and frugal without soda, snacks, candy, chocolate and junk food.

>>35522366
that's not a situation i can ever imagine happening

nobody would want the succ from me

>>35522424
No stops at 7/11 for a big gulp, hot dog and hot fries?

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>>35522477

No, n-not even that.
Hidoi anon-kun!

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>>35522428
You make it sound so sad

Offering 1 plate of KFC in return you need to let me suck your dick

>>35520498
There's not enough, how are you gonna be satisfied with that small amount of fries?

>>35520498
pretty basic shit. and if it's from kfc and not home cooked then it's garbage

>>35524498
Home cooked like shake n bake?

>>35520498
Looks gross but probably smells good

>>35520498
What kind of cuckplatter is this?

This is a pitiful amount of food, OP