>tfw make more money in my pajamas than a wage slave normie

how

orgrimmar

>>35520122
robinhood? shit's dank man

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>less than 30k a year
>more than a wageslave normie

>>35520122
Nice, the trading meme is a powerful one.

>>35520150
This. I wish I could work in the nude but I'm not willing to take such a massive paycut.

>>35520150
That's 57%. If I started with 1yrs worth of a normie salary... lol

>Barely clearing $15/hr after taxes
>More money than wagie
Maybe if you're talking about mcburgerhut cucks
I earn that every two weeks, AND I don't have to leave it completely alone to keep generating money.

>>35520133
He's probably playing with some basic precious metal investments and tech stocks. Everybody can play tech stocks and make a mint.

>>35520122
>checking out a couple stocks
>place limit orders
>one stock dips to limit order and doesn't buy, it goes up like 50% over the next month
>other stock dips to limit order and doesn't buy
>decide to manually buy
>stock goes down
why?
I only have like 30 dollars to play around with, so it's no big deal, I just wanted the practice

>>35520150

He's not making that consistently either. He just got lucky for a month. Big deal.

>>35520190
>>35520183
>>35520150
All the normie rage

>>35520195

You'll lose it all very soon. Enjoy it while it lasts, lol

>>35520184
Robinhood takes a bit to load. And, you won't buy a share if no one is selling. If you set a limit price for $5 a share, for 1000 shares, there have to be 1000 sellable shares to fill that order.

>>35520184
>>35520183
How do you get access to that stuff?
I'm tempted to test it out with some of my excess money just to see what happens.

Although maybe I should just throw it at an online casino. It's all the same stuff.

>>35520195
>Having a decent job makes you a normie
You know you can make that much money just by cleaning up animal shit at a zoo, right?

>>35520228
1) Don't, you're almost guaranteed to lose what little money you put in
2) When you have A MINIMUM of $5k, open a vanguard account and let them deal with it.
2a) When you have a second $5k free, research something you think is gunna blow up soon and dump it into that stock. Cheaper the better. If a bluestock drops below $5 you gobble that shit up, the death process for a tech company is a long and slow one and it's obvious well ahead of time so it's easy to get out safely.

>literally gambling
>thinks he's hot shit for having a good month

OK I guess.

>work job and get paid for it
>when I'm bored I fuck around on Robinhood and also make money

Wow you sure got me

>>35520261
>wagecuck cope
How is your cuck job treating you?

>>35520261
>>35520256
>a month
>started with $50


Damn, lazy jealous normies

>>35520183
>Everybody can play tech stocks and make a mint.
Post profit

I'm totally down with ditching my job and getting cash at home, I just don't want to do it for so little

>>35520261
It's gambling when dealing with the smaller, newer companies. Bluechip stocks are pretty stable and have good growth

>>35520122
>tfw being parasite

On a scale of 1-10, how much luck to you need to see profit from trading stocks?

I'm the kind of guy who can miss a 95% chance to hit, in an RPG, 5 times in a row and then have a party member one-shotted on the enemy's very next turn.

>>35520423
Think in percentage. The more money you have, the more you make. The fact you guys dont get this means you'll never turn a profit here

>>35520472
>On a scale of 1-10, how much luck to you need to see profit from trading stocks?
5