ITT - WOMEN post the guy that you think about all the time
i think about my mommies a lot
I thought they made dudes shave their head in the military?
this is exactly the type of guy I want. i think about a guy like this throwing me up against the wall and having his way with me....tall, light colored eyes, and non-black hair makes him perfect.
>>35513820
yeah in boot camp.
>tfw no crazy war lord BF to raise his equally crazy genetic clones with
I don't think he'd want me.
He's been to jail. He's so cute. He can rape me any day.
Ever since I saw The Dark Knight when I was 12. Hnngh
>>35513830
That's essentially me desu.
I know it's weird but I took this picture of his shoes and it's the only photo I'm not afraid to post here
>>35513757
I like older men
wat about skinny 1/2 mexican 1/2 euromutt guys that look vaguely tanned white/italian/mexacan ish/asian with frizzy foofy hair
> tfw i am nobody's dream or fantasy
Always on my mind.
I wish he looked at me like this.
He looks kinda like moot but taller and with a strong jawline. I think he hates me though.
>>35514113
Mm yes good taste
>>35513830
>>35514032
>>35514078
>>35514465
> chads
what a surprise
>tfw youll never be posted in a thread like this
the prince in sleeping beauty
both the disney and the first book by anne
>>35514113
how do i know you were a fat band girl
>he will never hold me close and whisper in my ear he loves me
>Get excited every time I see his face posted
I love Chad, he is so muscular and extroverted
Also Stacy told me he has got a cough* big cock cough*
>>35515474
>implying the average robro isnt desperate to fuck stacey + thier perfect animu waifus.
My sweet, charming, lovely and precious oneitis. I'm sick of sadness and love cause of him
>>35516901
He makes a great impression in just that picture alone. Good pick.
>>35513757
>implying girls are sexually attracted to men
>>35513757
Someone like pic related, but I'm too shit ugly for a dude like that.
Well he is my robot bf and I havent seen him in a month and a half and i still got till july without him, shit sucks but we watch anime and sleep on skype everynight so its alrite
>>35515474
This bait gobbling. I see it in every thread. You can't be this naive. Get it together.
>>35516901
this seems like the only good one in this thread tbqh
Internet robot bf that I'll probably get to see at the end of the year.
He's the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last when I go to sleep. He's the first person I've ever romantically loved and I've decided he'd be the last too.
>>35518287
whats his name?
justo
>>35518336
Tyler
Oregano
>>35518409
That sounds like the name of a faggot
>>35513757
oragainal
>>35518509
Maybe... Maybe you're the faggot?
>>35517554
he doesnt look that much above average looks.
>>35518616
>Tyler
>Tyler Perry
>Tyler 'the Creator'
Both notorious faggots, your boyfriend is on that list as well
>>35513757
>actually thinking I would disrespect the privacy of my oneitis by posting a picture of him online
Nice try opee
>tfw every femanon posts a celebrity
Not even men do this but we're the shallow ones driven solely by our dicks? Yeah ok. This is why women end up 40 and alone with no kids and then blame average joes.
Fucking roasties kill yourselves this instant.
the maxketta man
>>35519031
>not even men do this
How can you be this delusional? I could go on and on about all the threads here that are about female celebrities, e-celebrities, porn stars, etc, but I won't. You're genuinely stupid if you believe that no man, let alone any person doesn't admire celebrities. This board is filled with social retards that barely know anyone, so it shouldn't be a surprise that quite a few are attracted to celebrities.
>t-this is why
Shut up lmao
>>35519031
>women don't like what I like, therefore kill them all
>>35519164
Celebrities posted by mean are done so ironically. Women post celebrities because that is their honest standard for male attractiveness and will settle for nothing less.
Every guy here will say they'll take a 6/10 average girl while women look at 10/10 as the golden standard. You're the idiot here if you haven't realized this.
>>35519031
I'm pretty most of the posts in this thread are just bait.
>>35519223
>Eliza-fags
>Rose-fags
>Agatha-fags
The list of camwhores goes on and on before it gets to actual celebrities
>It's all ironic XD they're all average 6/10s because I don't need a 10/10
>I can speak for every man here
Wew
>>35519321
not that anon but you sound like a goddamn idiot
no offense
He is to die for.
>>35519368
not the anon you responded to but you sound like a goddamn idiot no offense hahaha
Okay, so because I don't have anybody to talk to IRL I'll put it up here, just a straight up blog post. I figure nobody will read it anyway. For context I'm 26, doing my masters degree, unattractive but not hideous and pretty level headed.
I was obsessed with him. I'd check his facebook daily, and all the people around him. Any girls he might have had as exes, his relatives, found his reddit account, everything. He's attractive, basic, rich, studying management or whatever and I wanted to fuck him as a stress release. He always talked about one night stands he had and hot girls he's talking to and shit, but in a casual way. I can't emphasise how attractive he was. It was difficult to not be super flustered whenever he came in to cook (we live in a communal student thing). And he cooked very well. Obviously he's super talkative, so he'd talk to me, and he'd talk about facts. Facts about the war, about computers, about technical stuff on music production, on etymology, on different cultures, on politics and science updates. And I realised, he's passionate. About things, and he's actually a very nice person.
About a month ago he came back really drunk, and he confessed to me that he last slept with someone 7 years ago and that was the only person, so now I have a genuine, non manipulative/exploitative crush on him. I won't even stalk him online anymore because I have too much respect for him.
>>35519432
you can almost see the frustration
>>35519321
They aren't celebrities though, they're 4chan idols created by 4chan for 4chan. I'm talking about movie celebs and those of high social status.
Good job on ignoring my second point though, well done. Pretty hard to refute as a roastie I know so I don't blame you.
>>35519446
>He's attractive and rich
Well, what else to expect.
such a high influx of roasties from tumblr
at least most are rping
>>35519381
Memes aside, it would be darkly ironic if this faggot actually had a female fan club
>>35519490
He's notorious now. That's why he's so sexy. I would honestly have rode his dick if he only would have asked. Oh well. He probably went after literal models, lol.
>>35519452
And like I've already said, it's not as if high status women and female celebs are never drooled over by anons here. "4chan idols" are only a part of this.
Your only points were your own views, claiming that everyone else agreed with you, and anything that went against men not drooling over female celebs was purely ironic. Any other point you tried to make is just as ridiculous. I'm not going to try to disagree with you about how women are attracted to high status men in general because it's not wrong, in general. It's just kind of fruitless to attempt to argue (especially with someone like yourself) about EVERY woman's thought process when it comes to what type of men she's attracted to. Keep generalizing I guess.
>>35519468
I would've expected a spoiled little boy only good for his meat.
>>35519490
He does tho.
Bitches love violent, misogynist men that are willing and able to treat hot women as disposable.
Look at how the ultimate robot Disney villian, Claude Frollo, has a huge ass fangirl following, despite him being basically a religious older version of Elliot
>>35519542
If I killed a few qt sluts, will you have sex with me?
>>35514032
To bad that's pic of venom and not big boss.
>>35516825
Not really, While they certainly don't go for the ugly bottom trash, they will not go for Stacy either. Robot's are the kind who idolizes the "geek" girl.
>>35518287
>>35518409
What if you're only his practice girlfriend?
>>35519620
[/spoiler] I know that anon. both are good, but venom is a good boy who just wants to do what is right; which makes him more qt and objectively better than Big Boss
>>35519662
>Robot's are the kind who idolizes the "geek" girl.
You mean 8.5+/10s with glasses and a cursory knowledge of pop culture and any kind of talent or interest in anything ever - no dumb bitches, cause y'all not shallow.
>>35519933
the ones who play CoD :)