Pussy is the worst thing I've ever felt.

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it can't hurt you anymore OP. let go

You mean being born? Since that's the last time you felt it?

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>>35512462
>>35512482
she got me drunk claiming she just wanted to talk

it was fucking awful

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>>35512503
He he pretty sick burn anon I wonder if I he needs some cream for that burn he got from you burning him

Boipucci > rotting fish flaps

try it op

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>>35512503
>S-Since that's the last time you felt it?

wew, I bet OP closed his own thread after reading that scathing insult

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>>35512609
No, I'm here. originel

>>35512503
OP blown the fuck out how will he ever recover

>>35512503
holy shit this is so funny when you realize the implications: OP has literally never had sex since the day he was born! he's a virgin!

>>35512687
greentext??
all hail the mighty robot

>>35512569
girls have buttholes too you know

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>tfw I prefer foreplay to actual sex

>>35512462
You sound like a massive faggot senpai.

>tfw not sure if lonely or low sex drive

>>35512462
OP literally is a FAGGOT

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>>35512503
I was born through c-section, nice try

>>35513556
shit so was I

this never occured to me

>>35512503
That's not cool, man.

My first time my penis delta bled. Maybe a botched circumcision senpai? Tried foreskin restoring?

>>35514112
you broke her hymen

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Me too, and I own one.
Who wants to trade?

>>35514275
check out the gender dysphoria thread for offers

>>35514112
This happened to me doing anal in a weird position.
My fucking frenum tore and I started bleeding, I had to go to see a urologist and he made a simple operation named Frenilectomy. He sew some points and took the frenum completely but I maintained the hood.
Now my dick is a hybrid between cut and uncut, it also increased its size like 2 cm.
I think it's pretty cool

>>35512506
i feel you anon
orignamo

>>35512462
I bet you are cut bro

that happens when you're cut

>>35513263
You angry because yours don't get used?

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>>35512462
>another boi's life ruined by stank puss
It's okay, breh, just as fish, not every pussy stink of death and decay.
Keep trying and you'll find delicious puss-puss for yourself, eventually.

>>35512482
That's a funny gif

Mind if I save it?