You are a failure of celestial proportions

>>35512437
>little girl
>not link-style super twink
omniscient my ass, this fucker's a goddamn raven short of a folkmoot

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>>35512437
It should be noted that you will think, feel, act, and enjoy the same things you do now in all options unless otherwise noted.

Option 1: The good news is you'll never have to deal with the bleeding and cramps that other women do. The bad news is that's thanks to you asexually breeding the very first chance your body gets. You will always be pregnant with not even 12 hours after you give birth for rest. You will carry between three and six babies at a time. There will never be complication or miscarriage, and every single one will be fully carried to term (often they'll be overdue) and safely delivered whether you want them to or not. Birth is more like taking a massive shit than anything else for you, but while there's no need to ever see a doctor even for delivery nobody said it will be easy. If you don't want them there will be an infinite number of loving homes who will snatch them up before even the afterbirth comes out.

>>35512437
Can God make me a genderless freak of nature instead? I don't want to be able to get pregnant and have tiddies or be a man.

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>>35512671
Does that sound too scary? Well, maybe you'll like this.

Option 2: You're fit as a fiddle and your ass is absolutely amazing. If you were a fatass before you can say goodbye to all of that extra weight. Men will be all over you, and you will be all over them, or at least the Chads. Your sexual tastes become the most boring and basic a woman could have. You consider 50 Shades of Gray to be exciting and scandalous and you can't fathom why anybody would watch porn. You are fully aware of how boring you are but just can't help yourself. You may be a looker now but you'll hit the wall like a Lifan barreling off an twenty-story cliff and you won't be able to stomach a beta long enough to settle down.

>>35512785
my ass is already amazing tho

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>>35512466
>>35512707
YOU WILL HAVE A PUSS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

>>35512785
Okay, so maybe becoming a basic bitch isn't your thing. Why now try...

Option 3: You are even softer and cuddlier than the world's most expensive daimakura. You are the quintessential "belly gf" with a sweet tooth you'll never grow into despite your body's best efforts. You won't get diabetes or heart disease, but you'll still get winded going up stairs and be pathetically weak. You'll still like women (or start liking them,) and your sex drive will even ramp up to overdrive, but you'll start acting and speaking like you were always female. If you don't doll yourself up and show some self-restraint you'll be thought of as an unbearable screeching RadFem harpy not even the most desperate carpet muncher can tolerate.

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>>35512961
Some people, most people in fact, don't like those sort of women. Maybe you want something a bit more uncommon, no?

Option 4: When people call you a cow, it isn't an insult. You have massive, milky tits that must be taken care of. They don't hurt your back unless you really strain yourself and you can pass of the lactation bit as an obscure medical condition. Your like what you like now and just as much, but you become borderline retarded. You can no longer do any math that can't be done on your fingers and you can just barely read and write enough to shitpost on anonymous image boards. You are also extra-fertile but not nearly to the extent of option 1, just make sure he uses a condom and you'll be fine.

I dont want to be the little girl.
I want to be god.