i never get pussy i never got any pussy cause im too nice im always so nice to them and they just end up dating these guys that are terrrrible to them. they never give me pussy. i really want a blowjob ive never had one. its because i always pay for the meals afterwards they dont respect me because im too nice to them. i always offer to take them places give them rides do chores for them and open doors and they never give me any pussy. this one girl i bought her this coat she wanted she said that she liked the coat and i just thought that if i bought it for her she would finally give me some pussy. you dont even have to touch my peeeenis i just wanna eat the pussy. i dont even care i just wanna make girls feel good. i dont understand im so respectful i say ill ill lick your pussy you dont have to do anything i just wanna feel it uhhhhhhhghgh
I CAN'T EVEN GET A BAGEL SAAAAANDWWWIIIIIIICHoriginal
>>35512163
it's only when you see it in the form of an imageboard post that you realize how bland and shitty normie humor is
lol look he's saying the thing in the dumb voice, isn't that hilarious, doesn't it just make you want to RT me and donate to my patreon. ha ha ha. laugh at the joke or it's on you, because feminism
fucking anime chatrooms are wittier than this, jfc
>>35512323
this
Sam Hyde is gay
>>35512163
You sound really niceorig
>>35512558
why would you bump this turd
>>35512568
Sorry, I forgot my sage