>Wake up at 3 AM >Roll over >"Hey" Wat do

>>35510629
Cry because this will never happen

>>35510629
uhoh acid flash back

>>35511601
Care to explain anon? You tripped with the tips fedora guy?

Wonder who the hell gave me xanax and let me near my phone again.
I hate how prison gay I get and how easy it is to get dick.
I always regret every moment of it for the next year, and it means I have to avoid drinking downtown that entire time lest I run into them. Fucking small town bullshit.

>>35510629
>if you're so manly, eat this cockroach
then i trick him into solving my pest problem

>>35510629
>"Shh"
>cuddle more
>close eyes and enjoy the warmth of another human while drifting off

or, more realistically
>"Get off me I'm too hot"
>Get up to pee
>Drink another glass of water
>Too awake, can't fall back asleep, grab my phone and leave him
>Go fuck around on the computer for 3 hours before I'm tired again
>It's 6am, he's getting up to leave
>"Bye"