time for another fun, booze filled evening drinking good old

>no lime

Fucking savage.

I like your Bathory shirt.

>>35510416

>sailor jerry
>tfw sailor jerry was a real historical criminal who RAPED and MURDERED 30 women

how do you sleep at night, you piece of shit?

My drug is enjoying not being an ugly fat fuck.

found this recently
on sale here at the goodwill
its not full for long

Metal is for plebs.

>>35510416
>Same picture two days in a row

Are you being for real with me?

Drink half that bottle at once and get head spinning can't walk drunk like you did when you were a kid or GTFO.

>Boohoo I'm an alcoholic

I bet you just get a buzz going and maintain it for a couple hours before bed

BATLORD
trains suck
i'm trying to quit opiates and drinking a local ipa

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-80oz of malt liquor
-1 pot of coffee
-1 bowl of beef lo mein
-28 inches of snow

>>35510416
why are you taking pictures of yourself for an anonymous message board while posting with a username?


Are you a girl?

stop drinking alcohol to make your problems seem more significant and "adult" than they really are OP

>>35510416
probably vodka mixed with energy drinks
it's a timeless classic

>>35510573

lmao cut your fingernails you scumbag.

>>35510591
Thats a good one, makes me wish four lokos packed the punch that they did. I used to drink those as often as I could

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>>35510676
My mother would always cut them for me but she wants me to be more independent and I can't be bothered to, care to assist?

i had that same shirt back in middle school

one day when i was getting off the bus a girl called me an emo faggot because of it

>>35510504
>sailor jerry was a real historical criminal who RAPED and MURDERED 30 women
Fucking metal

>>35510764
>a girl called me an emo faggot because of it

well she was half right

>>35510733

just put your hands in a wood chipper.

>>35510462
that's for mixed drinks
>>35510504
why do you think I drink this rum?
>>35510518
>My drug is enjoying big AIDS infested cocks in my anus
fixed that for you
>>35510550
just took 4 shots in a row, come at me bro
>>35510558
>trains suck
you suck
>>35510573
hey donny, hows it going?
>>35510591
Sailor Jerry mixes well with Rockstar
>>35510764
middle school girls are without exception incredibly moronic and cunty

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>tfw too sickly and warm to want to drink
Never drink me or my son again

>>35510416
box wine, again, waiting for the idiots to call me a reddit faggot normie. Keep up the drinking anon, the next glass is for you

>>35510944
that stuff gives me such a bad hangover and terrible diarrhea the next day

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>>35510938
I always thought God would come into my life.

>>35510938
>I just drank 4 shots in a row come at me bro

I gotta admit I am genuinely unimpressed but idk the alcohol % for that shit so what the fuck ever

good to cya still making OC, 54m50n

>>35510941
I like it when they do special promotions, got my shotglasses and a pack of cards from Kraken bottles
>>35510944
which box wine did you get? some are actually fairly decent
>>35511066
46%
>>35511052
god doesn't real
>>35511090
OC all day erry day

>>35510944
box wine is godtier, its cheap and tastes alright

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>>35511308
It is pretty good for 16 bucks, really crisp with hints of pear.

I have four bottles of Bucks Fizz, a champagne and orange juice cocktail.

>>35510416

if you shaved your face you would look decent

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What do you enjoy when you're drunk?

>>35511342
sounds amazing, I love a crisp white, especially in the spring/summer
>>35511399
>premade cocktails
why would you do this?
>>35511434
I have mantits, I can't afford to shave
>>35511494
various types of youtube vids, like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDrv6rUHBIc

Every time i drink, i remember you're probably drinking too and i feel less alone. thnx bro.

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10 dollars for 2 liters. Cant be beat

>>35510416
My niggah gettin his sailor in ey

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>>35511434

if you cut off your head you would look decent

>>35511666
no prob m8
>>35511719
good lord that sounds miserable. someone should send our soldiers some decent booze

when I become a citizen, I will do an 8 hour stream of getting drunk as all hell for you cunts to enjoy

>>35510416
That's a sick-ass shirt!

>>35512316
my shirts are the sickest
my dro, the stickiest

>>35510733
i want to paint your nails. what are your thoughts on the french tip?

>>35512633
what are your thoughts on mouthwash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4

>>35510416
drinkin sugary alcholic drinks again arent we

drink mezcal for a change faggit


also didnt that fag die quite young (bathory vocalist)

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Who here /sake/?

>>35512963
i hate you. but srsly, ily.

>>35513212
I always wanted to try Sake. How does it taste?

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>>35513212
Sake is unironically my favorite drink, not what I have tonight though, I'm drinking cheap vodka instead. But I'm convinced my local liquor store owner is a fellow weeb because there's no reason for such a small store to have a whole shelf of sake and plum wine

>>35513511
awful. It's pretty much the worst alcohol I've ever experienced, on different occasions / brands / temperatures. I kept trying to give it another shot but it all just tastes like 50% but is only like 15-20%

I'd much rather have a beer, take a shot, or a glass of wine

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>>35513511
>How does it taste?
Hard to describe, clean and a bit bitter, a good sake has a almost bananas aftertaste

>>35513595
>I'd much rather have a beer
hops and malt all taste like shit, beer is ass I have no idea how people enjoy it. I can drink hard liquor and everything else fine but beer is fucking terrible no matter the type.

>>35513638
>type
Buy a goddamn aventinus fagget best beer on earth

>>35513148
I hate agave based alcoholic beverages

>>35513638
>hops and malt all taste like shit
You're drinking a wine made from rice. I put zero stock in your opinion in terms of flavor.

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>>35513148
I actually just brought this bad son of a bitch back from Oaxaca. The specific type of agave, tobala, was apparently used to treat headaches and promote proper digestion back in Zapotec times (this meme was told to me by various people). Cost me $15 for the litre bottle thanks to the great exchange rate. Potently flavorful but smooth as silk, even though it's easily above 50% abv (they don't water it down before bottling).

Mezcal is what tequila ought to be.

Drinking cheap Canadian whisky right now, though, saving the mezcal.