Manipulation General

>>35509338
inb4 thread full of edgy teenage faggots

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One time, I tricked an anon into thinking I was going to respond to his thread with a true tale of deception and subtle guile... instead I just made a cheap meta-joke and moved on!!!

How /devilish/ of me

inb4 op is just using this as an excuse to try to get pussy

grow the fuck up

>roommate didnt clean up his beer cans from the coffee table
>put empty cans upstairs in front of door

I sure taught him

>>35509338
this isnt manipulation but i bought a cat box and shit in it, is this a bad fetish to have? i dont even own a cat, it just feels nice and i dont have to shit on the floor and clean it up.

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I am a master manipulator corporate sociopath with over a million dollars and a qt wife I just want for sex who I manipulated away from a beta orbiter who truly loved her.

However I could be partying with interesting Chads at a high class cocktail party I am hosting and getting one of the bar whores to go upstairs with me right now instead of talking to subhuman loser virgins so I will leave and if I share my manipulation secrets with everyone else I will lose the edge so I will just type this message gloating about my superiority to fulfil my megalomania and sadistic impulses which make me feel superior and leave.

>>35509510
Woah, anon that's pretty random and funny haha.

>>35509338
I seduce men, make them fall in love with me and use them for their money until they dont love me anymore

>>35509566
so you're just a normie woman?

>>35509581
yeah pretty much haha. Oh and also when theyre really sweet and nice to me i begin treating them like shit and abusing them emotionally for some reason. Anything they do annoys me. Iv'e even hit my pussy ex bfs.

I basically used my parents up until my sophomore year of college as a bank even though we aren't that wealthy because I pretty much had them wrapped around my finger