What the fuck is wrong with women?

>>35507699
Drama and feelies

>>35507699
She looks like that blacked girl

>even taking a picture of a sign she had to get herself in the shot
Jesus Christ

It's a myth that they're cleaner than men. Ask any janitor.
It's out of a general entitlement attitude to have others clean up their messes.

>>35507699
Probably from fucking immigrants?
I know someone who was putting up restroom signs in a college and they had instructions for how to sit on a toilet.
Fucking people coming to USA for a tech degree and can't use a fucking toilet!

>>35507699
Are you refering to the note or the fact that she felt a need to include herself in the pic?

>>35507699
How does one poop in a floor?

Also, this girl is a progressive jerk-off.
Reported.

>>35507702

Indeed. Neurosis.

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>>35507705
This picture will never be wrong.

>>35507703
Womens bathrooms are fucking nasty compared to mens. Mens has more pee on the floor, but it doesn't even compare otherwise.

They b dumb n shieeeet

>>35507701
Do you even see girls in rl?

>>35507702
this
I mean Christ not even having some sign about how girls are shitting on the floor next to her face could stop her vanity

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>>35507699

Can't even take a picture of a fucking sign. Holy fuck.

I remember in middle school they had to lock all the girls toilets because they'd smear shit on the walls and piss in the thrash bins

>>35507701
t. nigger planting seeds

Still haven't moved on from the slavery days of yore huh

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>>35507699
They aren't men.

But at least they have tits.

>>35507711
>>35507715
she does though

>still falling for the vaginal jew
>still thinking women are "pure" and elegant

l
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>>35507702
>>35507712
came here to post this

Th@ expression

101

>>35507717
Why do you even know
Stop jerking off to cuck propaganda
Or
You're a nigger and you just can't help talking about cuck propaganda in which case you're a cuck shill of sorts

sort yourself out m8
>brb jerking it to traps now

>>35507699
Ffs it should be 'not ON the floor' you don't shit IN the floor. Goddamn it bad grammar pisses me off.

>>35507699
she looks like a real barrel of laughs

>>35507699

MY BODY MY CHOICE

>look at me, I'm the shitlord now

>>35507699
When ladies go freestyle.

>>35507714
wtf

>>35507699
Its indian women. Theyre confused and scared by the toilet, so they poop in the corner. Seriously happens all the time.

>>35507699
They're such selfish cunts they don't see any problem with ruining someone else's day.

Western women are some of the most self-absorbed even though they're not even that good at being vapid whores. It would be funny if it wasn't such a problem for men there.

>>35507703
>>35507709
Women's outdoor facilities always attract this one species of black fly in biblical swarms. The theory is that there's probably something in women's piss that attracts them.

Most women are subhuman

>>35507728
>They're such selfish cunts they don't see any problem with ruining someone else's day.


Yup, video related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlRlW_M2GZM

Estrogen makes people fucking crazy..

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>>35507717
She does. She probably picked that look from the blacked videos, consciously or not.

>>35507699
many women are dirty as fuck

>>35507724
>Look at me, I am the loo poo now

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>be me
>3 years ago
>be janitor
>cleaning public restrooms
>womens restroom is filthy as fuck
>toilets are messy
>sink is clogged
>5 miles of tp on the floor
>men's restroom only has cig butts and cans occasionally on the floor

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>>35507699

they are underdeveloped humans


their evolution stopped when men started care and provide for them, because it stopped the effect of natural selection on them..


they stopped developing in the stoneage.

and thats where they mentally still stande, capeabilitywise.

and that is also, why women should not have ANY say in social matters, let alone VOTE ! because they have still minds of apes or little children.


!!

and that explains everything else.

>>35507731
kek

>>35507699
It's a Muslim thing.
They shit all over them to make it feel more homey.

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>>35507699

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>>35507699

>>35507699
It's Asian immigrants who shit on the floor because they're used to their weird horizontal floor urinals

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>>35507699
The primary problem is that they persistently refuse to sleep with OP. All the time. The refusals never end.

>>35507699
Women are 12 year old men without the ability to grow from the realization of their choices, only the reality. Women are scum, but it's biological, like an animal.

>>35507721
or maybe i'm just not a braindead roojockey and can remember the contents of an image that's posted on this board every 15 minutes

>>35507736
Idk man. It's pretty common to see shit and piss smeared all over the walls in men's rooms.

>>35507699
yfw it turns out she's the only white girl in an all indian girls school

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>>35507744

>>35507733
t. cuck shill

>>35507703
When I worked as a cook, the waitstaff would literally fight about not having to clean the woman's bathroom. We also had 8 different shitting on the floor incidents in the woman's bathroom. It was disgusting, woman got mad that the bathroom is for customers so she bought something then was in there for 20 minutes and we had to ask what was going on and she wouldn't come out. It was super busy and finally she comes out and a line has built up, she had shit all over the floor opposite the toilet and I mean all over like several feet. Women are do a gusty.

>>35507745

>not just scrolling past or hiding cuck spam

You're actually ingested cuck spam willingly? And you're not a cuck?
Kys cuckboy

>>35507699
>Put there by another woman tired of clean the shit in the floor

>>35507699
They need a patriarchy to keep them in line desu

>>35507740
kek

As an Indian-American womyn I find this Trump-era racism appalling. I fucking can't even

>>35507704
POO

>>35507699
Same at my workplace, they even send an email to all employees that the womens toilet is fucked.

That is why i assume we have to wash all boobanimals before we fuck them, one thing is ritually and one thing is just because they are dirty boobanimals.

>>35507755
You can't even...poop in the toilet?

>>35507742
Canada knows. They also clog the toilet all the time here because they fill the bowl with paper before they shit. Nearly every time I go in a stall beside one they have mean diarrhea too.

What's going on with them?

>>35507733

What's it like being a total cuck faggot?

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>>35507699
They need Jesus

>>35507733
Or, you know, the filthy kike pornographers pick out the "schoolgirl" look and dress up their contracted whores accordingly.

You know they've got you, anon. But there's still time to turn away from the darkness.

>>35507750
>Women are do a gusty.
...definitely more do a gusty than men.

>>35507743
That is exactly why they shit on the floor.

>>35507750
>checks flag

You know, you have a considerable ape population in your country?

How is this unexpected?

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>>35507762
> Implying someone is trying to meme the cuck fetish through porn and popular culture

>>35507733
Stop helping Jewish brainwashing.
http://archive.is/6zXBO

>>35507702
They will turn anything into a meta-game, females are the most vain creatures in existence.

>>35507703
It's true, I worked at a small Subway for years and every time it came around to cleaning up the shitters, the women's was considerably worse than the men's. The men's usually had a dirty sink & floor, but that's standard par for the course. The women's however, often had toilet paper all over the seat & floor, not been flushed, & even sported the occasional tampon.

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>women
>admits she got pregnant at a love motel
>black husband

Like poetry

at my first job every day we had to check on the womens bathroom multiple times a day because some prankster would piss on the toilet paper making us switch it out for a new one

>>35507766
I'm not implying anything. Your mind has been objectively poisoned by Jewish pornographers.

I was there myself, not too long ago. It's not easy, but in the end all you need to do is restore your innate sense of revulsion to degeneracy. It can be done, and I hope you do.

>>35507769
What did Brian mean?

>>35507702
Typical thinking process of a first-world woman.
>WTF why is this sign putting womyn in a negative light
>how dare this patriarchal school tell me what i can and can't do
>i'm going to snap a photo of this injustice and share it for virtual attention
>but not before tilting my camera to the left so my homely face is visible in the photo
>even if it means the sign is cut off and read at an awkward angle

>>35507746

It's usually good banter though. I remember going in the men's toilets in the library back in my uni days and someone had thrown a shit wrapped in paper at the ceiling at gotten it stuck there. Nearly walked in the cubicle without realizing what was above me until it caught my eye. Whoever did get it drop on them though, fucking hell they would have been BTFO so hard.

That said, from experience living with them there, women are fucking appalling when it comes to cleanliness and looking after anything they use or live around. Leave shit everywhere and never clean up properly.

>>35507699
As others have said. Ask ANY janitor.

Men get piss splatter everywhere from peeing standing up. Men spackle the back of the toilet with hot shit glue specks.

But women are the ones that leave puddles, shit on the floor, everything disgusting like that.

>>35507769
>husband at the time
>last picture of them together looks to be in the 80s about when she got pregnant

checks out

>>35507711
kek

>>35507765
first job was "maintenance" at a pool full of muds which basically meant cleaning up after apes and pakis receiving free shit

quit when a niglet laid a turd on the floor of a non ac'd bathroom on a 98 degree day

fucking animals

>>35507746
I never saw anything like that
The worst thing that happened to the men's room was some drunk clogging up the toilet with vomit

>>35507772
Brian knows how to have a good time

>>35507775
I'd trust a guy named Vince to break arms

>>35507699
Used to work a a store and womens bathroom were the worst.

>shit and piss on the floor
>bloody tampons and pads on the floor
>trashbin filled with full baby diapers
>hand towel everywhere around the bowl and on the floor
>water everywhere on the floor near the sinks
>mirrors all trashed up

I'd have to clean it every hour while men bathroom was done twice a day

>>35507731
I was expecting bullshit but I thoroughly kek'd.

>>35507699
>let me make half of this picture about this ridiculous sign and the other half about me.

This bitch is part of the problem. Female ego and privilege is out of hand.

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>>35507699
Someone post the thread with the janitor and women's bathroom.

>>35507776
yeah its like women are totally unabke to just finish their business, flush and get out

if one women starts to smear her period blood or piss on the seat, the next one will try to float shit... this then leads to shit on the seat / floor, whitch then leads to piss and shit in the bins.

If I see some piss one the seat I just wipe it away and its good to go. The guy after me will do the same... so everything stays clean.

>>35507740
Her face makes this 3x funnier.

>>35507766

What is this anti white degeneracy?

>>35507782
what about a guy named vince noir

>>35507709
Can confirm. My first job was at a hobby store and I had to clean the store and bathrooms at night.

>shit filled diapers
>bloody tampons
>blood on seats
>huge fucking turds
>call them ufo's- unidentified floating objects
>shit and piss on the floor
>toilet paper everywhere
>thongs occasionally left on floor

It was a combination of these every night. Men's restroom was always clean. Yes some piss splatter occasionally, but it was never a literal shit storm like the "ladies" room always was.

>>35507791
>huge fucking turds

Everytime threads like this pop up there are always multiple posters claiming that they discover gigantic poops in womens restrooms.

Why do women take such big poops? This mystery puzzles me.

She must work with Indian women......
Poo in the Loo!!!!

>>35507699
They scared of "eek germs icky" even though the toilets are cleaned multiple times a day and you can't catch anything from them. So they just hover over it and piss and shit everywhere. and then LEAVE IT!

>>35507792
ever notice how/what women eat?

>>35507736
I was a janitor too a few years back.
The woman's bathroom was always dirty as fuck, and the males bathroom was always clean

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>>35507743
>Women are so entitled and cruel that it makes them feel good to have someone else clean up there messes.
>Literally can't post a picture of a sign without the focus of the shot being her.
>It's ok because OP just hates women.
Well played Australian.

>>35507795
n-no, what anon?

>>35507792
Its because they have a phobia of shitting (not sure why) so they hold it as long as possible. When they get a capacity they let a giant one loose. They also do the hover thing over the toilets which explains why theyre so messy

>>35507746
Nope, is the other way around, females don't care about it, I've seen shit all over the place except in the fucking toilet.
Worst case I've seen from a male bathroom was vomit and sometimes they smell like piss.

>>35507795
No, I never hang around women and the only time I ever ate with girlfriends was out at a restaurant.

>>35507798
semen, a lot of semen

>>35507792
I just don't know man. I have a theory tho. I heard or read somewhere that many women her constipated easily and it's a big women's issue. That's why they always come out with yogurts and drinks that facilitate a bowl movement, like activia yogurt and shit. Well anyway, I think that if that's true, maybe shit just gathers and gets compressed in a woman's ass until she's finally able to push out a gigantic turd in a public restroom. Kind of like putting a potato in an exhaust pipe on a car. Eventually pressure grows and women can launch huge turds down the pipe and clog the shitter

>>35507799
But why do they wait so long to poop?

Is this actually true? How many days do they go without doing a poop?

>>35507736

>go to toilet
>have to piss sitting down
>ew but i don't want to touch the toilet though
>squat over toilet and piss all over everything
>piss EVERYWHERE
>"im not gunna clean that up lol"
>next person comes in
>has to shit
>"im not touching that toilet"
>sits from the air, getting shit and piss everywhere

The cycle continues infinitely getting progressively dirtier.

>>35507699
>>35507709
>>35507703
Fuck off you Kike. We all know that you're making these posts to try and prevent white men from trying to find a partner. If the woman is attractive, her farts/shits won't have any smell.
Saged and reported btw.

>>35507774
>woman friend invites people over for party
>go into her bathroom
>trashcan is filled with tampon wrappers

>>35507756
IN

On top of being messy in the bathroom, I can also confirm that women are just messier than men in general.

I've lived with a lot of women in my life, relatives, girlfriends, etc.

They leave their clothes and shoes everywhere, 20 fucking bottles of perfume in the bathroom, anytime they bring home something new, it will sit in the same spot for weeks, and their desks are always a wreck.

Why are women so sloppy?

>>35507803
I immediately lend credibility to your theory because now that I think of it, ALL of the yogurt commercials I see, especially the ones that advertise that they help with bowel movement, show women and have female voice overs.

There is a massive female poop )pun intended) conspiracy taking place right under our noses lads!

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>>35507785
>>35507702
>>35507708
>>35507713

>we're the the pantheon!!
>only 5% of pantheon visible

>>35507802
oh, you

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>>35507702

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>>35507771
>I'm not implying anything. Your mind has been objectively poisoned by Jewish pornographers.

>I was there myself, not too long ago. It's not easy, but in the end all you need to do is restore your innate sense of revulsion to degeneracy. It can be done, and I hope you do.

You can always sneak in a shameful cuck fap between sieg heils when no one is looking though. HEIL.

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>>35507721
>why do you even know
>he's on /pol/
Are Australians even capable of rational thought?

>>35507814
I need this framed on my wall

>>35507813
Where's the one where the Males side has guns, booze, and an anime figure shopped in?

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Well, as far as science is concerned, women have a greater ability to discern things than men. There was an experiment conducted where women and men sat in a dressing room filled with stuff. The women were able to remember far more of this "stuff" than men were. Therefore women have different brain chemistry than man do.

What op considered "a mess" is basically what most men might consider "clean."

I'll confirm this. My girlfriend is often hostile about like a hair that I left in her bathroom from my balding head. Like I can see behind my back when they fall off.

Now, go fucking watch my show. I'm Howard Hughes grandson you stupid newfags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0agr3D2rNQ

>>35507811
I scrolled all the way down here after seeing your reply in order to correct your spelling of Parthenon. Turns out, it's actually the Pantheon. Well played.

>>35507804
I think it's a fear of shitting in public. Remember, women's plumbing isn't as tidy as men's so if theyre near a period, shitting in public can be risky. They're also just weird and anxiety ridden and usually on medication. I knew one girl who was dealing with a lot of work/ family stress and didn't shit for 3 days one time. I had to loan her some cigarettes to move things along. It happens. Drink water

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We let them vote

>>35507817
I need this too

>>35507819
Pantheon (Roman temple with dome) is different than Parthenon (Greek classical temple). Fair mistake but dont do it again

>>35507820
I am playing the sims right now the original and 3. I put the toilet next to the mailbox so that people can see them crap as they walk by.

Only a woman would care. Go smoke you cunts.

>>35507811
>stalking FB profiles just to complain to /pol/ about roasties
Come on, man. This one is clearly a group photo of friends on vacation, they're not trying to 'show' anything, only update their status. And it would be pretty hard to fit all 3 girls in a single pic without handing your phone to someone else, which they're not going to do.

>>35507820
>only three days
weeeeeaaaaaak
I went 8 days and even then i had to take a suppository

A 9/10 milf took a shit in the sink in the bathroom of an icecream shop i used to work at because i told her i'd shut down the register for the night. She thought she was punishing me for making me clean that up, little did she know its my fetish.

>>35507817
That's the /k/ edit. it also has the toes of shoes visible along the bottom edge

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>>35507699
Looks like Pajeet's sister tried to assimilate
Designated shitting floors

>>35507737
I don't think the fact that women are more prone to vote for liberal parties is due to this. Let me give you a counter-example.

In france, and util the sixties, the womens were more prone to vote for conservative and pro-catholic parties that men, in the same way, the church were mostly full of women, the men being more prone to playing the free-masons in lodges or wanna-be lodges. It actually go back to further in french history, at some point, most of the arguments against the right to vote for women in France was that they will vote for reactionnaries parties because they were influenced by the priests.

I think, that the reason behind that vote, and the reason behind the liberal vote of modern women might surprise you, but I think they are naturally more prone to conservatism, in the bad sense of the word. They mostly attach themselves to the idols of their childhood, wether it is the good catholic priest or the woodstock hippie liberal friendly meme, and see in a really bad eye every change, while man is more prone to blowing up old structures and building new ones.

But this is isn't an argument against the vote of women as such, it could be a bad or a good thing depending on the eras, it is a bad thing in that era because they are too much enslaved to that idealized liberal-friendly worldview, because they were feed with such worldview, but in the soon future the naturally conservative nature of women could be a good ally to maintain a good society.

Some women are so afraid of toilet seats they hover over them to piss and shit.

They occasionally miss.

>>35507826
you mean laxative?

>>35507831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0agr3D2rNQ

>>35507743
or is it OPs presence that makes them shit on the floor?

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>>35507811

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>>35507827
same

>>35507834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0agr3D2rNQ

>>35507699
IN USA

>>35507832
no.

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>>35507708

>>35507699
>look how saddened i am to see this on the wall :(

god i hate women

>>35507699
>When you're taking a picture of a sign telling you and your shit gender not to shit on the fucking floor and you still have to make it a selfie.

>>35507820
>I think it's a fear of shitting in public.
because they know what awaits them in the womens restrom

>>35507701
That's the entire reason I entered this thread. To make that comment.

aright ill tell a story. One time I went to Disnleyland and I had to pee. So I went to the bathroom near the Matterhorn and someone (kid?) had taken a shit, picked it up, and smeared it all over the toilet and the walls. It was like they went nuts. The whole stall was covered in poop smeared clearly from fingers.

now watch my show. That is a very true story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0agr3D2rNQ

>>35507699
Did anyone save that screencap from the janitor talking about dead fetuses and the generally foul state of women's restrooms?

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ONE POST BY THIS ID.

WHEN WILL WE LEARN /pol/ WHENNNN

>>35507809
Or the classic
>"I'll just change out of my uniform in kitchen and just leave it there in a pile."
or
>"Oh look this air freshener sprays automatically, I NEVER HAVE TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM AGAIN!".
And who the fuck hangs a motion detection air freshener in a hallway at eye level.
It took exactly one occurrence of me getting sprayed in the face at 2 am for me to put that thing through the wall, literally.
This is why I stopped letting girlfriends move in.

>>35507847
Relax buddy, I started the thread and I'm still here

>>35507759
>Nearly every time I go in a stall beside one they have mean diarrhea too.

A lot of girls take laxatives as a diet aid and diarrhea is the effect of that.

I'm currently living at my sisters place and the bathroom smells like rancid hellhole after she use it.

>>35507840
I didn't even know I wanted this version, but thank you!

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>>35507842

>>35507851
It's because shes a Dahmer style pedofile and she eats children after she reverse rapes them

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>>35507716
Bingo.

>>35507766
what the fuck

death 2 america man fuck this shit

>>35507854
What the FUCK is reverse rape

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>>35507702
>>35507813

>>35507699
Everything

>>35507789
>>35507856
Some show on FX or something. It's straight up as bad as it looks from some .webms I've seen. Pretty explicit shit. Like straight up pounding her while he sits and watches. Cant see anything, but you know the kikes and their camera angles can make "not technically porn" pretty fucking explicit. I first saw this shit on /tv/ and thought I was seeing an actual porn .webm.

>>35507701
Came here to say this.

>>35507703
>>35507768
>>35507750
Women tend to try and avoid shitting in public toilets at all but when they do they absolutely refuse to sit on the toilet seat so they just stand up and sort of hover over the toilet while shitting. They often miss, mostly they get it on the seat but they also shit on the floor. Then when they wipe they just wipe themselves and drop the paper where ever it falls.

I swear it's like they are mentally ill.

>>35507857
>66
>what the fu

Im pretty sure reverse rape is when a woman puts her vageen on a penis.

You see normally that would be considered rape, but like, who the fuck doesn't like vagina?

I mean like imagine Ursala from the Little Mermaid. You'd fuck it, huh?

SO Im pretty sure women can't possibly rape men. Cuz like... it's vagina. I guess there are a few exceptions.

If a woman has aids or VD or some shit, I guess that could be like rape.

and that's about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0agr3D2rNQ

>>35507699
>>35507829

Is this a trips thread?

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>>35507858
>adding that ben garrison sig at the bottom
top greg

>>35507857

Reverse rape is when you're raping someone and they perform a cross counter and rape you.

Im just going to echo every other janitors sentiments. WOMEN are fucking disgusting on a level you wouldn't imagine.

Blood Piss Shit everywhere everyday no fucking exception. Clean that shit bi hourly and its always a nightmare. One fucking woman will go in and trash it by herself for no fucking reason.


The worst was finding a fucking stillborn in a toilet one with a bunch of bloody tissues trying to cover it up.

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>>35507766
What the fuck....I assume one of the writers/producers is a kike?

>>35507766
Disgusting.

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>>35507860

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>>35507839
...the fuck

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>>35507699

>>35507827
damn, what do you do with the shit? Take it home?

>>35507863
Sounds like rape

>>35507867

I'll echo this. Two GUYS one cup never happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0agr3D2rNQ

>>35507866
Oooohhh
I think i get it

>>35507766
I miss Hitler
:(

>>35507826
I had explosive diarrhea for 8 days straight in January.
Worst diarrhea I ever had.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

Go home
See this
What do?

>>35507867
>The worst was finding a fucking stillborn in a toilet
Lmao how do you even clean that up. Don't you have to hand it to the police or something? Either way sounds like a serious health hazard, even more than just shit and blood. You guys deserve a raise.

>>35507867
>The worst was finding a fucking stillborn in a toilet one with a bunch of bloody tissues trying to cover it up.

I hope you are memeing lad. Pls

>>35507874
Nah, reverse rape is special.

You see, that's when it's almost like rape but you feel like maybe it's not.

Like, possibly not rape. So you get confused and eat oreo cookies for like 15 years and then someone tells you about tetris. And you also play too much chess and accidently become a grandmaster.

And then someone tells you about porn.

And you lose your "I wanted it" virginity to a 300 lbs hooker who works on 4th street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0agr3D2rNQ

>>35507878
I thought Australians had the shits every day

>>35507872
0 / 10

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>>35507873
>mfw open freezer full strange woman poo

>>35507879
Wtf
Moodsss

>>35507878
>>35507874
>>35507873
>>35507859
>>35507851
>>35507844

9/10 read from top to bottom would read again

>>35507883
Nah most the time my shits are hard as rocks due to dehydration.

>>35507821
Holy shit those SS lightning bolts on the ball.

>>35507870
Yeah, that fucking one. Holy shit first time I saw that thing with the FXX stamp, I thought someone was 'avin' a giggle. Then I learned it's fucking real and actually aired on that channel. What the fuck man.

>>35507887
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

Here is my wife's shit

>>35507863

That's still called rape, but it's referred to specifically as "Forced Insertion" or something like that.

Reverse rape is like I said, when you get parried in your rape attempt and they rape you instead.

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Feels good to live in a country where the toilets can actually handle paper being flushed down them.

If you're from one of those countries where you wipe your ass and throw the paper in the bin, please post and tell us about it.

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>>35507766
nhddnfjhbfhdbhfibdhfbbffq AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35507882
I always thought reverse rape was when you'd say, try to rape a fat chick. But then she overpowers you and starts sitting on your face and you're like "oh no I've changed my mind". But then she's like "too bad cuckboy now I'm the one raping you ahahahahaha"

>>35507892
I didn't know there were scientific terms, Doc.

I'm a doc too. But I'm not embarrassed (bare assed?) to learn from others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0agr3D2rNQ

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>>35507881

Nope I had to get a miniature shovel and put it into a trashcan because the toilet was beyond clogged and the thought of plunging with a dead baby present seemed too wrong.

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>>35507699
How does one poop IN the floor?

>>35507894
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

Cp

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>>35507891

>>35507699
is that Dakota Fanning? she is cute regardless.

>>35507893
holy shit that is gold

>>35507900
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

nothing, just have to keep them happy with big black cock

I get my wife to do anything for me (cook, clean, etc) by just taking her around the negro hood 1 time per week and dropping her there for about 3 hours then picking her up

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>>35507893
Haha this is a brilliant troll.

Anything less than fully cooked chicken is very dodgy and that shit is RAW

>>35507896

No matter how many times you put it in your post I'm not going to watch your autistic video.

>>35507900

Be glad you didn't because they watch some terrible youtube videos.

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>>35507899

>>35507905
Well they do eat raw chicken in Japan. As long as the meat isn't contaminated with chicken shit it's perfectly safe.

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>>35507766
>>35507870
>this aired on national televesion

>>35507909
I don't care what dirty japs do.

>>35507906
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

You don't know what level of autism your missing

I'm talking child scat fetish spectrum level

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>>35507870

>>35507911
Just keep kicking kebab ass Poland

>>35507912

I'll live.

>>35507878
I haven't not had explosive diarhea at least 3 times a week in 4 years. . . I haven't been to a doctor.

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>>35507708
>mfw I've broken up with girls because they pull this shit
It's a wonderful litmus test for how self-absorbed a girl is.

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>>35507836

>>35507699
>What the fuck is wrong with women?
they think I'm creepy for asking them to poop on my chest not the floor OR toilet

They exist

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>>116516986

Men's bathroom: mop and use the toilet brush for a few minutes. You're done

Womens: pick up the garbage everywhere, clean out the overflowing sanitary boxes, pry off the bloody tampons stuck in the toliet, scrub the poop off the side of the toliet and floor, scrap off the wet toliet paper stuck to the floor, scrub the makeup/whatever off the counter.

You fucking animals. I need a new job

>>35507792
They hold it in for a long time and let it build up. Then when they really can't hold it in anymore it all comes out at once.

>>116516986
Who lets their children play with there own shit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

>>35507842
underrated!

>>35507870

This is making me want to drag Jews and cultural marxists into the streets by their hair to whip them to death with heavy chains.

>>35507919
Ikr

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>>35507858
If you really want to make this next level, keep the merchant on the right the way he is but replace the one on the left with the nervous merchant.

See he is nervous when exposed, but confident when hiding behind vapid white girls.

>>35507699
They don't have a Y chromosome. Leaves them devoid of honor, sense of fair play, and logic.

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>>35507782
Who wouldn't.

>>35507923
This is true, my wife and 5 year old daughter both are capable of shitting out nearly football sized turds (GIRTHY), while im sturggling if I ever get a rare solid log.

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>>35507805

I have a 7 year old niece who lives with me. The poor kid does the whole "hold your shit until you can hold no longer" thing. Kid tears her own asshole and drops a log that can(and does) clog the toilet.

Her shithead mother and friends made fun of her for going to the bathroom "too much" and now shes like this. Not even a therapist can undo it.

So yes that is in fact why they clog toilets.

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>>35507870
>yfw this actually exists

>>35507699
is it attractive women doing this? I can only imagine hamplanets doing it

>>35507757
>boobanimals

kek

>>35507933
Damnit I wan't my daughter to knock it off, I encourage her to poop and she still does this.

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>>35507934
>mfw

>>35507935
hard to know I don't imagine any woman irl would ever admit to doing this ever, so I don't think there is many reliable sources

>>35507933
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

>>35507937
>>35507933
so sad, they will grow up with poop fetishes

>>35507933
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

>>35507818
>Well, as far as science is concerned, women have a greater ability to discern things than men. There was an experiment conducted where women and men sat in a dressing room filled with stuff. The women were able to remember far more of this "stuff" than men were.

Wow this sounds like a very fair experiment.

Let's put men and women in a garage or computer repair shop and see who remembers more "stuff"!

>>35507941
Like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

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>>35507699
LOO

Why are the same videos being posted over and over again in here? Stop peddling your garbage.

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>>35507701

>>35507704
>Fucking people coming to USA for a tech degree and can't use a fucking toilet!
Like "think outside the box", "poo outside the loo".

>>35507848
I stayed somewhere where they had those timed air fresheners right over a chair and it was like getting rained on with that shit. Women are dumb lol

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>>35507736
I was a janitor/groundskeeper at a golf course about 7ish years ago barely any women came to the course and yet the mens room was spotless and the womens looked like the exorcist happened there literally every day. I'm talking bloody tampons on walls, shit not in the toilet, toilet paper fucking everywhere, smeared unknown substances everywhere. Thank god I got a EE degree, I'd have gone postal if I had to keep doing that fucking job

>>35507940

what the fuck

what is this channel

>>35507946
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NllDEnMkAaU

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>>35507951

>>35507766
>>35507789
>>35507860
>>35507870
>>35507856
>>35507868
>>35507869
>>35507877
>>35507894
>Cuckold is portrayed as a wimpy beta loser deserving of nothing but pity and disgust

Wtf I want to be a cuckold now! Such potent media brainwashing!

>>35507953
Scat cp

>>35507808
OP

>>35507777
fuck off tripfaggot your identity means nothing

>>35507956
Are you just pretending not to see the wife enjoying sex with two muscular men from the two largest minority groups in America while her fat white husband lies on the ground and watches?

>>35507806

American women are monsters compared to your women Polanon.

Hes not a "kike" all the horror stories you hear about Western women are true.

>>35507740
bullshit it was never clean.
I remember back in highschool the male bathroom was out of order so we all had to use the ladies one...there was blood in the walls mother fucker

BLOOD!!!!!

>>35507780
>clogging up the toilet with vomit
>with vomit
wtf how do they do that

>>35507699
she's probably the one shitting on the floor and that's why she's in the photo.

notice the smugness? She's totally the phantom floor shitter.

>>35507699
Shitskins

>>35507962
In middle school in addition to that, there was wet-menses blood-and-shit-filled toilet paper stuck on the ceiling.

Also a list with the hottest guys from school in ranking order with sharpie on the wall.
I wasn't even on the list.
Fuck you too, girls.

>>35507960
To be cucked you must be a cuckold

>>35507699

Diversity hires. Indian women are even more stubborn about "no poo in loo" than the men. They'll poo next to the loo, under the loo, over the loo, on the walls and ceiling, all to make a point that they refuse to poo in the loo.

>>35507962
nigga that's normal in high school, they are having their periods and sometimes forget to bring shit to clean themselves so they do it with their hands and walls.

It's literally common world wide. My janitor friends can confirm most of the stories posted in this thread as well. Women are disgusting.

>>35507702
If I was pretty, I'd include myself in photos as well

>>35507843
An 8-foot-tall tranny with a big ol' schlong?

Live with a woman and you have to start wondering were the weird smells are coming from, something is up in the kitchen right now and it's not the trash bin.

>>35507702
I hate them so much.

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>>35507699
Can confirm women's washrooms are hazard zoned in comparison to men's. I had a shit job in a restaurant a bunch of years ago to help pay for university and part of my duty was to clean the washrooms.
Men's washrooms were the expected kind of dirty. Some piss/splash on the seat or rim. A bit on the floor by the urinals. Maybe some unflushed shit. Usual.
Women's were always piss on the seats and floor because they squat instead of sit, so they piss everywhere. Bloody tampons thrown in the toilet, which can clog them, instead of the little disposal box each stall has.
One time I was called to clean the washroom in an "emergency". I walk into a stall and I see shit sprayed all over the toilet seat and the wall behind it, ending with a big log just to the side of the toilet. Because women are too stupid to know the toilet paper strip trick on the seat, they just squat over the toilet like animals when they go shit and spray it everywhere. It was absolutely disgusting. I completely understand why they had to put that sign in that washroom.

>>35507766
It's a "comedy", you're supposed to laugh at the pitiful and wretched husband because the notion of willing cuckoldry is so ridiculous

>>35507972

it similar to bathroom smell but a bit more subtle

As someone who has cleaned bathrooms before, women's bathrooms are the worst. Most disgusting shit ever.

>>35507969
I dont give a fuck if they were born without hands that shit is unacceptable.
And the worst part is, they must do the same shit in their home.

>>35507750
>do a gusty

I do a gusty sometimes, and then it smells like I shit on the floor.

>>35507966
>I wasn't even on the list.
I feel you man.

>>35507916
>IBS

>>35507715
Lost!
Nigget seeds hahaah

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I used to clean bathrooms on a cruise ship. This bitch didn't even open the seat cover.... pissed right on it, wiped, and left it on the fucking cover. And there's no way it didn't splash and get all over the back of her legs and ass.

Women's rooms were always the worst worst worst. Disgusting creatures. And we had guests from all over the world/races/cultures, so this isn't isolated to any one group of females.

>>35507974
And that had to do with middle eastern refugees I presume.
Womens bathrooms are disgusting in the west I can only imagine what they look in the middle east.

>>35507974
The other thing is if they would all just sit down there wouldn't be shit and piss all over the seat in the first place.

They all carry handsanitizer just squirt some on some paper wipe it over the seat, sit down and shit.

In many of the newer public restrooms they have think on the wall full of "toilet seat sanitizer".

Women will just continue to hover and shit everywhere though.

Braindead retards.

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>>35507766

We need to purge the porn industry.

>>35507811

To be fair, they're trying to prove they're at the Pantheon. A picture of just the Pantheon isn't proof you were there.

>>35507986
That isn't even porn. That is mainstream television now.

>>35507699
this happened at my work the other day

>>35507699
kek, poo in foo

>>35507983
jesus christ

>>35507836
send that bitch back to space

>>35507983
Woman are animals.

Our forefathers knew this

Why do you think they all "sync" up on their periods when confined together for a long time.
Animalistic behavior tbqh

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>>35507870
Everyday i'm more convinced we need a purge.

>>35507891

PRANK!!!!

>>35507893
>>35507905
>>35507911

It's perfectly fine if it's cooked fresh by a specialist.

You can't do it with storebought chicken. You need to kill the chicken there and then and you need to do it in a specifically careful way.

>>35507703
women need to do more in bathrooms then men, not a huge surprise they're dirtier.

periods, babies, period shits, discharge, constant need to pee

guys mostly just piss in public, women pretty much get diahhrea once a month

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>>35507701
>mfw anon was right

>>35507819
in spanish and greek it is Partenon

>>35507931
Bad diet bro

>>35507870
>>35507890
>>35507956
>>Cuckold is portrayed as a wimpy beta loser deserving of nothing but pity and disgust

Without the sound it looks like the right attitude to take.

>get your rocks off but if you get a disease or pay the toll then you're alone with that problem

Some of you fuckers don't understand. Women will do the hover even when the stall and seat are perfectly clean. They're afraid of fucking germs touching their asscheeks. So even if there is a sensible woman who will clean it it won't matter, the next one is like 80% guaranteed to restart the cycle.

It just never stops.

Also they don't do it at home because somehow they convince themselves that there are no big bad germs on THEIR toilet

Honestly I am in favor of incorporating squat toilets for women in the west so we can just walk in with a hose and spray that shit down.

>>35507997
how is that an excuse?

This thread is helping my Nofap streak. Gross!!!

>>35507962
In church camp the high school girls got yelled at by the councilors for how disgusting their bathroom had become. They apparently decided it would be funny to pee in the urinals, despite the "out of order" sign and bag over them, the toilets where all covered in shit and clogged so maybe that was a necessary action. The kicker was some sick bitch had decided to drop her bloody pad's in the shower and on the floor, and it had sat for 24 hours before a councilor discovered it and took action.

This was only the third day of camp.

>>35508002
>Honestly I am in favor of incorporating squat toilets for women in the west so we can just walk in with a hose and spray that shit down.

See now thats a viable solution to the problem.

Ya I work at a fast food(sort of) restaurant. In the 5 months I've worked there the only issue the men's has had was someone tore the paper towel dispenser off the wall. The women's constantly has something wrong. Mirror is always disgusting, always diapers, the flusher handle has had to be replaced 4 times, constantly having to be cleaned, always stuff everywhere etc. Tables women and single moms eat at are almost always messier too. It's fucking obnoxious.

>>35507779
You reply fags that dont contribute anything but your menial thoughts to a thread should be shot. Faggot.

>>35507893
THAT FOOCKING CHICKEN IS SO RAW, AN IRISHMAN IS STILL FUCKING IT

>>35508005
>Church camp
well educated Christian young ladies.
for fucks sake.

wew mods are niggers wew

okay, if they dont want to sit they shall stand!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

cleaning can be done with a garden hose only...

But i dont want to see any of those super gay french toilets ever again in a mens room.
This is a total disease when you go on a camping trip to France, be sure to buy a cheap chair and cut a hole into it, so cou can shit like a human beeing!

Nigger faggot mods, woman hating is political because they can't be allowed to vote or hold office

...whoyouareunabletocriticize...

It was never about politics. The world is slipping from your hands and you collective cucks can't even figure out the definition of politically incorrect thought

Mods won this game
Welcome to CIA personality programming lab #124

>>35507737

brilliant idea

it makes total sense.

women are shielded from men from the pressures of evolution because they have a moist cunt in between their legs.

>your thread is too bad even for /pol/

The ultimate insult

>>35508206

They move this thread but won't move the cuck posting or other spam to /b/. Fucking faggots.

>>35507799
>not sure why
Imagine if the Chaddiest Chads literally camped out in the men's room telling mean jokes about beta males.
Would you shit with those two assholes in earshot?

>>35507702
They're so aware of their inferiority that they rely on compliments on their pretty face to make them feel good about themselves.

>>35509163
Yes, I would make an effort to shit and piss as loudly as I could to make it known that I am ready for action and not afraid to make some noise

>>35507917
I wouldn't do that if I were you. It's within the nature of a woman to feel insecure about herself, thus driving her to seek validation from as many peers possible

>>35507766
>what is cultural marxism

oreganooooo

>>35507703

FUCKING AGREED.

I used to visit a girl's house and her house was TRASH. Literally smelled like spam everywhere. Both her basement and all the rooms in the house were messy as fuck filled with trash. The smell was so unbearable I was willing to help clean her house.

>>35507858
top kek. thank you for this meme, anon

>>35507706
>how does one poop on the floor?

well, its easier than you might think. you take a leviathan of a shit, then flush, then the toilet clogs up. then you have to try it one more time, against better judgement. so you flush again, and the toilet overflows and your logs end up floating across the floor and settle at someones feet by the sink.

>>35507699
nothing`you dum fuck

>>35507793
Yeap smelly smelly Indian women

>>35507984
U haven't seen India yet bro
They literally shat eveywhere.
All out in the streets .
Pathetic sub human species.

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>>35507699

There's better options out there

>>35507699
they are indians