be gay

>Force yourself to gay
>Gays make up 2% of the population.
>You went from a 50% base chance of dating someone to a 2% base chance
>Gay people have standards too and won't date you
>Making yourself gay is fucking impossible

Terrible advice.

>>35506134
>Gay people have standards too and won't date you

HAHAHHAHAHA. What's the standard they have? Must have at least 1 STD? Must have HIV?

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>>35506134
fuck i meant bi

>>35506087
>Force yourself to be asexual. It makes life much easier.

>I don't understand girls
don't care
>i have a small dick/cant pleasure a vagina
don't care
>no girls share my interests
don't care
>i have never felt the magic of a double prostate+dick orgasm
don't care

>>35506087
Is this the futility of shilling?

Is that all you've got?

>>35506211
I'll fuck your fine ass, that's the last ace up my sleeve

>>35506257
Better luck next time ANONYMOUS

but i don't like men and geting shit on my dick or getting shit on another dude's dick would be gross

>train yourself to enjoy a dick up your ass
I once let a gay lad jerk me at a party and it was horrible.

>>35506087
Um..I can't force myself to be gay. Sorry.

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>>35506463
shit beforehand then
>>35506566
thats why you dont let blacks touch you
>>35506588
yes you can

>>35506618
>thats why you dont let blacks touch you
He was white. Pretty cute too. But all you LARPing prison gay faggots wouldnt enjoy an actual gay experience with an actual man.

>>35506640
would you rather have sex with a woman, spectating her flopping and flailing flesh bags on her chest? also, youre not gay until youve been fucked in the ass. thats when you find out what an ACTUAL orgasm is like

i have thought about it frequently over the last few years. terrified of aids though

but it is tempting. i just want some physical fucking contact before i go fucking crazy

>>35506683
you get used to it very quickly. also, aids is not as common as you think, as long as you dont sleep around like a manslut

>>35506701
get used to what very quickly, just being with guys in general?

>>35506680
>spectating her flopping and flailing flesh bags on her chest?
Yes. Tits are awesome.
>youre not gay until youve been fucked in the ass
Then I'll never be gay thank god. I dont want some fella grunting like a caveman while his ballbag slaps me.

>>35506713
essentially. the omnipresent feeling of "oh fuck this is a guy" goes away sooner than youd expect

>>35506719
>refusing to have the worlds best orgasm
ok

also tits are disgusting

>>35506734
do you bottom or top? because i would only be bottom only

no way i'm going near a guy's ass

>>35506087
Honestly perfect advice. No wonder traps are so popular.

>>35506768
bottom, of course. how else would i experience a magnificent, otherworldly prostate orgasm?

>>35506764
>having your anus ripped open by a guy you met on craigslist
I'll think I'd rather be able to shit and sit properly. And tits are amazing. Til you cum balls deep in a pussy while burying your face in tits you havent lived.

>>35506087
i can vouch for this

when i was growing up, my parents were the kind of people that put way too much emphasis on being a "gentleman". Telling me how to treat women, what my "future wife" wants from me, that I had to hold the door open a certain way or honey they will RUN, all that chivalry bullshit. Maybe that was why I turned out gay, but if what my parents told me was right, thank kek i did

>>35506793
my bf is 8 inches and it doesnt hurt. straight men are such pussies baka

Being gay is fucking gay. Why would you want that?

gays just have mental problems
and catering to someone's mental problems is detrimental to their mental health, don't acknowledge or pretend to accept them, its not healthy

the same way you shouldnt acknowledge or accept some retarded faggot cutting his dick off and pretending he has a pussy now, no you're a fucking idiot

>>35506838
to lower my self worth until i finally reach the "ok now im ACTUALLY going to kms"

sometimes I jerk off to dicks, but only dicks the more guy body I see the less likely I am to be turned on.

>>35506846
I think you are not very smart

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Honestly OP i wish i was gay i really do.

Its not that simple though. I don't like things up my butt and i just don't find male faces/bodies sexually attractive. I've watched gay/tranny porn and nothing happens down there.

>>35506865
i started like that

now i like big man hands, big thighs, nice arms and chests

>>35506908
do it for 3 years. worked for me. hopefully youre still p young, works better then

okay but how do i do it??

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>>35506087
>>35506908
I like this kot where can I get more?

>>35506910
well I'm not opposed to that, how long do you think it will take?

>>35506829
>it doesnt hurt
Literally impossible.

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>>35506929
>do it for 3 years.
..But if i'm gay i should find that shit sexually appealing from the get go.

Did you seriously force yourself to become gay over a period of years?

>>35506952
yes. no regrets
>>35506943
but im gay, and it doesnt hurt. kinda stings a bit at first but the pleasure numbs it
>>35506934
http://mashable.com/2016/05/12/awkward-half-cat-photoshop-battle/#zPW_S34xOEqK meme site link sorry xxx
>>35506942
too me 3 years (15-18) (i assume age is a factor)
>>35506933
idk just try

>>35506207
Nah, still gotta have that sexual release

>>35506087
But it sucks when women want in on your gayness. Fucking leeches they are.

>>35506990
>idk just try
i dont even know where to start though. surely you have an idea of what to do

>>35506087
I guess I am a little on the bi side but last I read gay relationships were full of problems and you so much as imply you are bi many of the time it's an end right there. Bad enough I'm bi and Slavic at the same time. Though who could blame them, just getting a glimpse at the popular gay "culture" would make me paint gays as a bunch of degenerates too.

>>35507012
no woman will ever want anything to do with you ahha moron
>>35507018
you want a serious analysis of how i did it?
>>35507019
i was going to reply honestly but fuck off you dirty
slav
white
nigger

Reminder that real life gays are gross men and not cute anime traps who smell of strawberries.

>>35507049
>you want a serious analysis of how i did it?
yes. that would be helpful :>

>>35507049
Whatever you say Abdullah. Besides, any white guy that isn't Hellenic or Roman could be classed as a white nigger. Scandinavians? Mountain niggers. Germans? Autobahn niggers. Celtics? Potato niggers. Britons? Toothless niggers. Slavs? Vodka niggers.

>>35507049
Women are fucking magnetized to gay guys. It's gross.

>>35507100
stop, anaon. they will never like you, no matter what
>>35507096
on a serious note, homo relationships tend to have deeper levels of personal understanding, and can be stronger or weaker then hetero relationships depending on other factors. it's just that many non hetero folk are fuckign weird high maintenance asshats
>>35507066
firstly, i blurred the line between the genders. look at this cute boy! feminine boy! (appreciating men with more feminine features) Next, it was gay porn. Jack it to the girliest guys. After that, try to make huge tits and other v feminine features see unattractive.

I dont like and never will like v masculine guys, but thats basically what i didn and now i like most non overly masculine guys

>>35507211
while that's good for now, what about when you both get old? i've always been completely grossed by old men, so i cant even imagine having sex with one.

>>35507254
Disgusting, and so are the fags here. You people disgust me.

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>>35507254
rather play with a dick

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I think we can all agree soapy tits are the best.

>>35507244

hahaha. i accepted the fact that i'll kill myself before 30 around when I was 15. and btw, all old age relationships are cancer. youre both ugly as fuck, man or woman, dont do anything together except maybe walk, and barely love each other

>>35507254
they have no pay off though, with a cock you get a hot sticky load at the end

>>35506087
>Force yourself to become gay. It makes life much easier.
I already did and life still sucks as much as it always has.

Should there come a day when I wake up and I am suddenly gay, i'd kill myself.

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>>35507310
>He's never had a tit-wank

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Reminder that girl's butts are soft and grabbable while men's asses are small, hard and hairy

>>35507409
They are both equally perturbing, you are all sex slaving faggots, your preference doesn't make your degeneracy dissimilar.

>>35507409
this is r9k, no one here could get a girl that looks like that and has a nice butt

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>tfw gay magnet of old men.
>been asked out multiple times.
>i refused because i hate human interaction and males aren't attractive to me.

>>35507301
i at least have a fetish for older women though. desu it seems better to find a girl for a monogamous relationship

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>>35507488
>implying your sexual degeneracy is any lesser than that of the fags

that help you sleep at night pusfag?

>>35507521
>implying your sexual degeneracy is any lesser than that of the fags
Trying to force yourself to accept a man putting his dick up your ass is grounds to kill yourself. I'm no angel but at least I'm not 'w-well I cant get hard to fuck a man b-but maybe I'll just be a full time bottom haha please someone love me'

>>35507581
You try to lessen your sexual impurity by comparing it to something not too different? Truly a sad state of affairs. Renounce the roastie and join us in purity and abstinence.

>>35507624
>purity and abstinence.
Does that mean no fapping?

>>35507676
It doesn't just mean no fapping you poor corrupted boy, it means finding purpose in something other than the pussy whether it be normal or boi.

>>35507291
pales in comparison to thick, meaty cock

>>35506087
no its not, fuck off tumblrite shill

I tried being gay. I've never had a GF nor had women show interest me but I have had fags hit on me (bottom fags). The problem is, same as women, is that I have a small dick. My 4 incher can't even pleasure an asshole either. So it gets awkward when the feminine faggot wants me to fuck him silly but I can't. I also feel no pleasure in taking shit up my ass either. Sure getting my dick sucked feels nice but that's about it. Not worth it. Maybe if they were like a friend and we sucked each other occasionally with no other bullshit, that'd be fine I guess.

are cocks as fun and delicious as they look?

>>35506087
on the other hand, you're a faggot

>>35508336
that's what I want, more of a jerk bro than anything gay.

>>35506768
Yet you'd let a guy fuck your ass and treat you like a bitch? God dammit anon have some self respect.

>>35508715
having self respect has gotten me to twenty six as a virgin who gets no physical contact

maybe i should let a guy treat me like a bitch, given my complete lack of a life, i am one

>>35508364

Yes. Yes anon they are just as delicious and more.

>>35509771
and more?

like what else?