/britfeel/ House of Lols Edition

Evening lads, what are you up to?

>>35505855
who fultoned the freddos, lad

are diamond lads stealing our 30p chocolate frogs

Based Mummy May

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/13/may-rejects-sturgeons-demand-for-second-independence-vote

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>>35505892
>Is this a gay role play? Sounds hot desu

Any role play that involves one guy administering opiates to another can only end one way

How many dominos a week is the /britfeel/ standard?

>>35505939
I play a couple of games three times a week

>>35505939
haven't eaten a pizza for about 10 years tbqh

>>35505939
>giving pakis money

Could have sworn we discussed this.

>Who else /drunk/ here?

Think I'm developing feelings for a guy on my Uni campus. Send help

>>35505969
>haven't eaten a pizza for about 10 years tbqh
How is that even possible?

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In the night I hear them talk
The coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?

>>35505855

>tfw have 3 children
>We decided to go for a 4th and settle at that
>Triplets

6 children will absolutely be an all time record for a robot

who here is a retro gamer?

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>>35505984
too many calories, can never commit to eating it cause I know how bad it is

wasn't a huge fan to begin with, I don't really like cheese.

don't really have takeaways, never had a kebab, burger etc. most I have is chicken selects from mcdonalds

>>35506042
>never had a kebab
grilled chicken shish is a thing of beauty, lad

>>35506042
>don't really have takeaways, never had a kebab, burger etc.
Are you /fit/?

>>35506037
Depends how far back is considered retro these days

>>35506068
no I used to be 8stone but put 2stone on by eating bread, butter, cereal and sweets everyday

>>35506042
>too many calories, can never commit to eating it cause I know how bad it is

unless you're really into fitness then you shouldent really care. the odd shitty meal wont do anything to you.

>>35506097
PS3 or XBox 360

>>35506097
i would say anything before the ps3/360 generation.

>>35506098
now I'm skinnyfat and can't do a single pushup

>>35506112
i'm terrified of putting weight on though regardless of facts

>>35506098
Jesus lad have some pizza once in awhile it wnt hurt you.

>>35506042
>I don't really like cheese
lucky af

>>35506138
>i'm terrified of putting weight on though regardless of facts

well, i have my own insecurities so im not going to judge. i will just say that you shouldent worry. if you're really bothered then you can always count your calories.

>>35505895
Fucking exhausted from lugging around breeze blocks all day at work so nothing really, just kinda sat back in my chair half asleep

>>35505939
Used to eat a big pizza from them every saturday as hangover food when I used to go out every single friday night. Now I eat KFC instead, once a week

>>35505980
I bought a bottle of Kraken recently intending to make it last, drank half of it in two days and now I'm out of mixers and cba to buy more

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>>35506042
>>35506098
at least you can be a cute skinny boi for all the /britfeel/ lads :^)

Just don't sit down cuz i've moved ya chair

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>>35505911
The world calls for Freddo's, and we answer...
No greater prices... No Chomp Bars

>>35505939
one a week as long as a good deal is on. i don't usually get their pizzas, just a shit load of sides. fuck, now i really want one.

just about to light my night nights spliff

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>>35506025
>tfw no kanye /bestfriend/
desu dessssss

>>35506236
Mummy may led us to hell, but we're going even deeper

>>35506025
>In the night I hear them talk
>The coldest story ever told
>Somewhere far along this road
>He lost his soul
>To a woman so heartless
>How could you be so heartless?
If that was a Lil Wayne song every other word would be nigga.

I love the OP image.

The idea of Nanny Betty living next door to Kay is about right.

>>35506303
anon, I'm already a normie...

>tfw /britfeel/ has made me want to listen to Kanye
What album should I start with?

>>35506351
wonder how nannybettylad is doing

>>35506364
I started on 808s and worked forward from there then backward

Stacy party happening at my neighbours lads and they're making noise, wish i was back in the Malvinas

>>35506364
MBDTF and 808s
I personally think they're the only good ones, and they're amazing. He has other good songs on earlier stuff but I don't like those albums as a whole. Yeezus is alright if in the mood for it but ultimately not great, not listened to his latest

>>35506373
>I started on 808s
Cool, I'll give it a shot.

>>35506353
/r9k/ is not your kinda place anyway

>>35506373
He updated and said it was all fine, his mum knew his dad was an adult baby and felt that him going to nursery kept the marriage together.

>>35506391
personally I find his earlier stuff a tad overrated
808s onwards just gets better and better for me though

>>35505939
You've just reminded me I was going to order a pizza at about 11. Ah well, there's always tomorrow. Already had a disgusting paki burger anyway.

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>>35505855
Quintessentially British tv

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Make this by the time you dont reply to it.

>>35506387
>Malvinas

Thanks for reminding me of this gem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g

>I see a little silhouetto of a man
>Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
>Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
>(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro magnifico
what did freddie mercury mean by this lads?

>>35506445
I hope we stream this beautiful masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM9eObfOWq4

been listening to this all day

>>35506479
He was down Venice way and he was trying to pull but didn't speak the language.

>>35506479
He was just talking nonsense. Probably only had 5 minutes to write the lyrics

>>35506364
College dropout and make your way through lad

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>>35506479
>Samurai Jack! Man, it is good to see you babe.

What we listening to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm5iA4Zupek

Can't remember the last time I was lonely and now I can't stop thinking about someone.
Someone end me.

Got half a pasty in the fridge lads. Tikka, it is. Could always eat it, but if I do that then the drinking's over.

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>It's a "saber-fag insists on playing Kapkan" episode.

When will the pain end. Ubi servers plus the terrible balance in this game will end up driving me off.

Post waifus to cheer me up, would you?

>>35506729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDNlRj-LbKo

>>35506746
>thinking about someone.
Wanna talk about it?

>>35506729
I like everything this guy does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnIL9nE4QtI&t=2718

Even the 3edgy5me metal stuff.

>>35506391
I love all his albums but you have to be in a certain mood to listen to a few of them

>College Dropout
I have to be in a nostalgic mood to listen to the whole thing but I can listen to some of the songs whenever
>Late Registration
Same as above
>Graduation
Have to be happy, contempt with life but deep down know something is missing, can listen to gold digger and stronger whenever though
>808s and heartbreak
Have to be reminiscing on past relationships and feeling lonely, which is a lot
>MBDTF
Can to listen to any time really, such as perfect album, I listen to the whole thing at least once a day
>Yeezus
Have to be feeling angsty, personally one of my favourite albums because of how raw it is, not sure why it gets so much hate
>The Life of Pablo
Can listen to whenever really, it's hard to have a specific emotion set to it since the whole album is written as a mix of sad kanye and bombastic kanye

>>35506803
not really but thanks
just moaning

>>35506256
whats worse me rembering you posted this not long ago, or him reposting this over and over

its like the shitposting has turned your brain into a shitpost

>>35506890
not him. i need to get into kanye more. i have only listened to his first threee albums. i think they are great. dont know why i havent listened to more.

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>>35506787
Just for you my handsome lad.
>>35506729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KATxruxyo

tfw its a sad one tonight suddenly :(

>>35506729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU&list=PLq6vz4ldEnQlHqlKqotsUtdVL7b2L-8v2&index=4

this while finishing off a uni essay about state crime

my fucking legs and shoulder are sore from lifting. need someone to give me a little massage

>>35507139
a dick massage?

What's Kanye's background? Did he grow up poor/ghetto trash?

>>35507139
I love a good shoulder press mesen. Somehow my shoulders tend to shift more weight than my chest. It's a fine old feel. Too bad I've thrown it out a couple of times.

>>35507148
think he was middle class. not sure though. he doesent seem thug enough to be a ghetto trash. well i just googled if he was middle class and according to wikipedia he was brought up in a middle class environment

>>35507166
only recently got properly into lifting. im going up too fast with bent over row compared to my other lifts, and its making my back look big in comparison to my other muscles

>>35507191
I figured, for all his faults I dont think I've ever heard him glorifying gang culture or anything like that. Really all that gangsta music has done nothing to help black people.

>>35507216
It'[s up to you, but I love to just lift according to genetics. If everyone looks the same it's boring. If you take your back as far as you can and outshine everyone else, that's you. Or you could put twice as much effort into everything else so you look balanced and never realise your row potential. If I were you I'd go all out and get the pulldowns/ pullups in. A powerful back is a sight to behold.

Middle class, he grew up in the chicago suburbs. His father divorced his mum when he was 3 years old. He worked in GAP when he grew up

>type out wall of text
>realise how autistic posting that at 1am would be and delete it all

maybe tomorrow, hopefully never

>>35507262
>He worked in GAP when he grew up
tfw you will never buy a pair of jeans from a future superstar

>>35507253
yeah, i am going to train it to my full extent even if my body looks unbalanced. dont really care if i look unbalanced. i would rather be strong. a powerful back does look great. starting to look like ive got mini wings, looks pretty good tbqh.

>>35507284

Please share it now

Horrible day lads, don't understand why it has to be this hard.

>>35505939
Don't buy dominos. Nearest one is a few towns over and they don't deliver here. Usually just make do with the frozen ones from the supermarket.

still have 2 or 3 pizzas a week though

>>35507262
his mum was a lecturer for a university. she must of been on decent money.

>>35507370
why was it so horrible/?

>>35507306
>But let some black people walk in
>I bet you they show off their token blackie
>Oh now they love Kanye, let's put him all in the front of the store
>So I'm on break next to the "No Smokin'" sign with a blunt in the mall
>Takin' my hits, writing my hits
>Writin' my rhymes, playin' my mind
>This fuckin' job can't help him
>So I quit, y'all welcome

>>35507423
Those are some pretty based lyrics

>>35507362
It's already gone, I'm sorry.

What is the point of /s4s/?

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>>35507342

For general workout inspiration but especially back muscle porn (you just reminded me of the anime, haven't seen it in years) you should try Grapper Baki. It doesn't have much to do with grappling specifically, it's general martial arts.

The negro worship and cuck levels have gone up massively the past few days.

>>35507597
>/pol/ has been baiting especially hard the past few days
FTFY

>>35507597

There isn't enough serial killer idolisation for my liking, britfeel is usually pretty reliable with that sort of thing, but it's been slacking lately.

Haven't seen a good shippost in a while either

>>35507516
concentrated shitposting and meme forcing

it's one of the facets of old /b/, along with /pol/ and /r9k/, specifically the facet that used to produce shit like duckroll and milhouse not being a meme

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>>35507630
I've just been working in other threads. I'm tightening up my gimmick though, I promise. If Lenlad would give me that last push I could be the next big thing, I'm sure of it.

>>35507630
i prefer it this way. serial killer idolizing is edgy, pol too.

>>35507516
Even the day the board was created it got boring after 5 minutes, I've no idea why it was made or how it has continued to sustain itself.

Personally I think it's just a corporate and government testing ground for memetic engineering.

>>35507420
lost 55 quid by not emailing in some expenses on time since I've been working every day for 3 months, got made fun of by the doctor for being depressed
>give him a lethal dose of sertraline instead
generally had to run everywhere today getting incredibly sweaty, dropped a brand new 30 quid jap travelmug scratched it badly, wasted about 6 hours I should've been working

eh just boring nonproblems from a sadboy I suppose, boring problems for a boring life

thanks for asking though la actually helped to type it out x really appreciate it mate

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Omg look at the genius artists/scientist/football players in the refugee camps why arent we letting them all in right now?

http://news.sky.com/story/young-afghan-boy-is-hailed-little-picasso-at-refugee-camp-10800978

>>35508028
>I've no idea why it was made
It was moot's last April Fool's joke, and it was intended to be an ironic SJW safe space designed to mock Shit Reddit Says. It swiftly became a board dedicated entirely to ironic shitposting.

>>35508102
nice. should send him to uni.

>>35507597
kanye is basically white

>tfw fell for the audio technica meme twice

Fucking second pair has broke the same way the last did, this pair should be under warranty though so I should be able to get them fixed

Quite drunk at this point laddos.

>>35508183
want me to suck your dick??

>>35508182
how did they break? it's usually easy enough to fix on your own

>>35508203
no, but you can suck a fart out of my ass if you want

>>35508203
Haha maybe later Junlad

>>35508203
Tell you what lad, you can give me a nice kiss and a wank off while I watch anime if you pour for me.

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>>35508224
maybe..

>>35508227
h-how did you know?

>>35508237
depends what anime desu i guess.

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>>35508212
the left audio part of the jack snapped off

>>35508270
Watching Seven Deadly Sins on Netflix. It's pretty decent. Comfy adventure feels. Aniplex are quite consistent.

Getting on JSA soon. Will JC require me to apply for retail/service jobs if I have horrible anxiety and can't maintain my spaghetti in public to save my life?

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>>35508243
>how did you know?
cause you're always the one trying to get some dick here, lad

>>35508287
yeh sounds good lad.
>>35508301
haha true, i do love it though.

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>>35508321
A blowjob would really round out my evening just right. I'd do you eggs related in the morning too, Junno. You'd have to eat them all, of course

junlad gang bang when?

>>35508387
i will eat anything you put infront of me desu haha
>>35508481
soon please.

>>35508504
Why so thirsty, that's my question. Makes me worried about you.

>>35508481
can't come soon enough, should organize a legit gangbang haha

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>tfw 30 in 22 hours
M-maybe it wont be so bad?

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>try out reddit
>make a joke on one post
>get 600 karma points
>get 5 people making jokes at me in the replies as if they just see the comment not the commenter
>in another thread
>someone talking about a character
>i make a post in that thread
>someone disagrees with me
>I answer them
>-12 karma and one commenter calling me a stupid idiot

>>35508594
Lmao the only time I've used Reddit was back in sixth form when all my mates used it and I bet them I could go on reddit and get more karma than them in less than a week. It only took 1 shit as fuck TF2 halloween meme and getting to the first page of /r/gaming

>>35508594
Reddit is a fucking shithole.

The whole idea of grading an opinion through points is so fucking retarded. It's such a normie ideal, "oh I disagree with this person but I don't want to respond to them because I'm a coward and unable to truly think for myself, finally i can marginalise them through a point system"

>make a post in a thread
>it dies
>happens four times in a row

It's making me nervous now.

>>35508586

Could it be any worse?

>>35508693
>Could it be any worse?
People generally expect those in their 30's to have some semblance of a life.

>>35508552
I dont know what to say lad, why not? gotta do what you love and chase your passion.
>>35508594
tfw posted a response to someone on /r/politics once, correcting some retard on stuff i know through masters degree and got downvoted and ignored baka
>>35508586
birthday sex lad?

>>35508676
this is exactly why i have never been on reddit, apart from viewing the home page a few times when incredibly bored. the whole karma system sounds terrible. people who have controversial views are just going to be marked down by the normies. seems like a big hug box.

>>35508676
>The whole idea of grading an opinion through points is so fucking retarded
I couldn't agree more, and consequently the idea of one person's opinion being given more weight because they've got more "points" is fucking horrendous.

>>35508719
>birthday sex lad?
Not gay, sorry. And havent been able to attract a woman in years so no sex at all.

>>35508719
Just think it hints at a tragic backstory. You ask for fat cocks, but maybe what you really need is a friend.

>make a bunch of chicken and rice
>put it in the wraps
>realise I don't enjoy the wraps
>gonna have to take them all apart to eat the chicken

feels bad man

>>35508752
we all have a tragic backstory here, i just prefer friends with a little extra :)

it all went off the rails when my dad died you see.

>>35508586
Happy advance birthday!

I hope whatever last refuges of effective escapism you still have left will keep away the existential dread. After all, it is your special day.

Also, are you a virgin? In 22 hours will you have finally reached the coveted wizard status?

>>35508594
Serves you right.

>>35508826
>Also, are you a virgin?
Nah. I'm the same anon who had sex with his fat American cousin, if that helps paint a better picture of how my personal life is.

>>35508818
Sorry to hear that lad. You must have been close?

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>tfw i just woke up after around 11 hours

>>35508899
Of course they were, why do you think he likes cocks so much?

>>35508899
>tfw he became an alcoholic, i thought he could work through it.
>i ignored 3 calls from him the night before he was found dead.
>never told anyone.
>>35508938
rude.

i need to put oil in my car but i don't want to do it in the dark so i'll need to wait till light

>>35508853
If I remember correctly you're cucking your cousins husband as part of that little arrangement, right?

Not sure why you're approaching your birthday with such apprehension, that setup would leave me infinitely smug for eternity.

>>35508988
that's nice lad

>>35508901
same, just ordered a pizza too

>>35508996
Yeah but then my cousin got weird and started talking about us getting married and shit. After I left she got a tatoo of my name on her arm.

>>35509049
>ordering a pizza instead of just buying a frozen pizza

i don't understand this

in morrisons they'll make you a pizza to put in your fridge for 4 quid and you say what you want on it

>>35508719
>correcting some retard on stuff i know through masters degree

what was the stuff? im curious. you must be a smartie doing a master degree. i love a smart guy ;)

>>35508967
You can't blame yourself. Alcoholism is a symptom, and suicide an expression. More than likely it all ran very deep. If it wasn't that night it'd be another. The best thing you can do is get your head straight and get the therapy he missed out on, don't let it all roll over again.

>>35509098
I order a chinese every month and it always makes me sick but it's great

>>35509098
frozen pizza is good, takeaway pizza is good, pizza is good. if price is a problem then just shop for deals.

>>35509084
Yep, that's a fat girl.

>>35509176
but it's a waste of money

why are you paying for a 15 quid pizza when you could buy 5 3 quid pizzas that taste the same

>>35509150
Honestly I could just live off cheap chinese mixed fried rice

Do you lads write anything other than "To Mum" and "Love from Anon" in your mother's day cards?

>I will never be a pimp in the sex trade of a 3rd world country that exploits young girls with big dreams

Anyone else share this feel?

>>35509255
my mother abandoned me as a baby so she could go fuck some guy

>>35509255
I write a heartfelt letter to everyone I care about instead of giving them a card. Cards are an insincere token that use someone else's words to approximate how you feel.

>>35509279
I don't know how much sex and money would make living in a third world country better than being a first world khv NEET.

>>35509291
So should I write "Thanks for not abandoning me to go fuck some guy" too?

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>>35509279
>tfw you will never be a south sudanese warlord

>>35509226
>15quid
wut? you need to look for deals better, i just got a pizza, 2 sides, and 2litres of coke from dominos for a tenner delivered. that'll do 2 meals before classes later on.

WHO TF UP REAL BRITISH HOURS!

SMASH DAT MF LIKE BUTTON!

>>35509358
fair enough, i don't drink fizzy drinks and I never buy the sides.

when i worked at dominos the sides came in massive boxes and someone had to volunteer to weigh them into little bags and it just put me off them when i saw the african guy putting all the wedges into these little bags

>>35509333
The trick is to become a wageslave and use your first world earnings to fund 3rd world extravagance.

That's the plan at least.

>>35509450
yeah i like the sides, i am probably drinking too much fizzy drink, but i mostly use it for mixer with rum or kahlua. the sides taste so good i can deal with the idea they were fondled by a nig, fuck i'm pretty sure my nigerian flatmate abuses my cutlery anyway. everytime i forget to put away my shit away i go in the kitchen and see there's one of my knives in the leftovers of some big african meal he's cooked up.

>>35509358
> i just got a pizza, 2 sides, and 2litres of coke from dominos for a tenner delivered.

Is there a code for this deal? I can't find it.

i'd buy that right now.

>>35509578
it's a local aberdeen deal, check your local deals, might be something nice.

Had luke warm pizza for dinner, somehow it was worse than cold pizza.

>>35509578
i think he ordered from dom & joe's not dominoes

>>35509202
Why couldnt she just be chill about things and enjoy the sex? Women REEEEE

>>35509604
I would like to have sex with a woman one day, it seems so much harder than guys tho.

>>35509588
local deals here is aimed at people buying four pizzas and dumb shit

>>35509640
Yeah I've never gotten sex when I've tried to have it so I have no idea how it works.

>>35509652
yeah it's tough to find deals good enough for one person orders, but i dig around a lot. maybe go see what your local voucher is on vouchercodes.

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Couldn't even manage to get out of bed today lads


"whats the fucking point you have nothing to do anyway" i thought to my self as i went back to sleep at 4pm

>>35509733
>wake up
>watch youtube videos
>go on 4chan
>"maybe i should watch a film or play a game"
>eat something
>think about going outside
>more 4chan
>check emails a few times
>masturbate
>walk around flat a few times
>go to bed
>every day

>>35509733
>>35509788
sounds like you lads need a bf to do gay stuff with desu.
>>35509102
Just IR theory and ontological assumptions that one has to make about global politics/the differences and issues with each one.

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>>35506729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw

>>35506787
I've heard a lot of good things about Siege, but I'm crap at shooters. Would it be worth picking up?

>it's a barely eating anything these last few days episode
>it's an only able to sleep when really sad episode
Hope you're doing than me, lads.

>>35509845
i don't find men attractive but i'd let a trap suck me off and i'd probably fuck their ass

>>35509845
yeah you guys just need friends, or start smoking weed so you don't care anymore

>>35509909
thanks so much for your sage advice

let me just go to the friend store and pick up some friends

>>35509977
yeah i'm sorry bro, you need some effort and luck on your side for that, but weed is always there to fall back on. ganbare.

>>35510026
dude weed lol

kys tbqh

>>35510040
i'd take weed over your sad posts earlier in the thread, fortunately i have friends and don't need it.

Started leaving the house and going walking, have been NEET for ~4y

Started with 2m last monday, 4m on friday & 7m yesterday. Aiming for 10m on wed if the weather is decent.

Things might finally be looking up

>>35510085
I haven't posted any sad posts you retard

Has the weed so wrecked your mind that you are unable to comprehend how this website works? Once again, kill yourself.

>>35510117
oh your adding capitalisation now, sorry you're offended. i haven't smoked since high school, and i'm 3 years into a uni degree, i have a pretty nice life so i don't think about suicide unlike yourself.

>was really enjoying zelda
>just stopped playing it 2 days ago for no reason
>keep thinking about playing it more but i dont

What is this feel?

>>35510161
>oh your adding capitalisation now

What did he mean by this?

Did the weed make you an idiot or were you always an idiot? Also stop trying to prove yourself to me, I already know you should kill yourself.

>>35510105
Miles, meters or minutes?

>>35510194
i do that with games quit often

Often when playing a game I have to fight this thought that keeps saying "you don't like this game stop playing"

>>35510213
Mile

ranfospf909e9e0e0

Recommend me a cereal to purchase when the shops open

>>35510281
Good on you lad.

>>35510229
I've had that thought for years and I find it interesting how many people in our kind of situations share this enjoyment paralysis.

I always thought improving my life would fix it and allow me to enjoy things again as I wouldn't always be having to worry about my immediate future.

But, even now my situation is a lot better it's still impossible to enjoy games,videos,reading,programmes,series etc.

I think we're just completely dead inside. We recognise that the media we consume has zero value, as does pretty much any pursuit that might pique our interest.

We fully recognise the inevitable uselessness and lack of value in nonproductive uses of time, the resulting paralysing dread filters through to the front of our minds quite easily, causing a kind of ethereal force that causes consistent inaction.

>>35510345
Pepperami.

>>35510409
Disgustang.

Originally

Any of you lads got wildlands?

>>35510408
>implying there is such a thing as a productive use of time

Literally have a plateful of chicken tendies in the fridge.

>>35510998
I can't stand cold food. I like slightly burned tendies, fresh from the cooker.

>>35511081
i can eat them cold with ketchup but ill probably nuke them and have it with some uncle bens rice.

>>35510998
I ate tendies Friday and Sunday night. tesco calls them 'goujons'

>>35511120
Sounds like a breakfast of NEET champions, lad.

>>35511231
The spicy ones are great. Sometime I cut them up and have them in wraps with cheese and ketchup.

>>35511316
good idea that lad. and yeah yea cannae go wrong with the tendie and a nice bit o' dip

Anyone else looking for work? It's killing me. I have no prospects at all and my aging parents are dying inside becaus their adult son can't function like a normal human being.

>>35511485
working's shit lad, truly shit, a big heap of steaming dung. don't think i ever did a job i liked

>>35511485
Not at the moment but i change jobs every few months.

Try Argos, Vue and Greggs. They are always hiring pretty much.

>>35511546
>don't think i ever did a job i liked

actually i tell a lie. i enjoyed my paper round when i was 14. only paid a tenner a week though. says a lot about me on reflection - paper delivery's are autonomous, antisocial and you're your own boss. so yes i've had the 'tism since at least 14 years of age. never stood a chance

>>35511485
I'm "looking for work".

>>35511485
>Tfw your family tried to force you to get a supermarket job but then one of your relatives working there who didn't want a lazy autist hanging about told them it involved heavy lifting and you'd be useless at it, sparing you the effort
comfy

>>35511485
Do you have a car? Fast food delivery is pretty good job if you're at a busy place.

>go into work
>order for you
>get the order
>put it in your car
>drive and listen to music
>get to the persons house
>if they are paying by cash work out their change before you go up to their door to save time, if they've already paid you just go up
>walk up
>wait for them to answer
>maybe get a tip if you're lucky
>walk down
>drive back
>repeat

No waiting around, no busy work shit and you can take a break when you want because your boss doesn't know where you are. I work there part time and it's a pretty good deal.

>>35511734
how often do you ever spaff off on a chicken tendie 'mayo' burger lad eh? do ye call it deliver drivers special, daddy sauce eh lad? bet ye fooking do

>>35511805
The myth of your food being spat on was created to look down upon the working class.

Odd question, lads: Can you make your fingers grow longer or am I once again fucked by sealed growth plates? Being a fingerlet is limiting my piano and guitar playing.

Recommend me a cereal to purchase when the shops open

I have less than 4 hours now lads

>>35512304
Something nutty.

>>35512327
Good suggestion I'll report back when i've bought a nutty cereal

>it's a "remembering when you beat up another kid when you were like 5 and feeling immensely guilty over it even though you later became friends and it's almost certain nobody remembers" episode
jesus fucking christ why now

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>>35506787
here we go lad
yaaay love early starts. got a pain in the middle of my chest, this could be the end :)
>>35512304
i like kellogs crunchy nut oat granola chocolate, i like it with sheeps yoghurt desu

>>35512597
Is she injecting her own titty with the syringe?

>>35512549
>remembering when you used to bully kids in secondary school

damn i was cool.

i invented a game called pinball where we'd circle around someone and then push them about in the circle like a pinball ball

>>35512814
if done consensually that actually sounds like it'd be enjoyable.

>>35512549
>it's a "remembering when you said horrible shit about the first girl who you thought liked you because you weren't interested"

I deserve to be alone.

>>35512682
it's not a real syringe lad, she's just playing

>>35512926
Ah, I need to watch this when the dub comes out. (I know, I'm a pleb, the subs are better, etc)

don't die on me lads

>>35514039
The wagies will wake up and start posting soon.

>>35508102
>can do some alright realist sketches
>nicknamed after one of the greatest post-impressionists ever
Muslims really don't get art

>>35514039
I'm here. I just have nothing of interest to say.

>>35514166
that shouldn't stop you

i'm watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buyBzK5yM-s
right now

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>>35506787
Best monster girl coming through

>>35514211
>Will MacAskill is a philosopher and notable figure within the effective altruism movement. He is a tutorial fellow in philosophy at Lincoln College, Oxford.
It is both too late and too early for this

>>35512973
can you not get the dubbed on nyaa

>>35514327
I don't think it's out yet.

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I enjoy Burgen bread but white bread makes a superior toast I think but I can't remember

>>35514478
>Burgen
Very nice. Soya linseed right?

>>35514496
That's the one.

Some bread snobs might tell me to buy the actual baker's breads but I just can't be bothered having to slice my own bread.

>ywn be a teenager again
literally feel like i aged 10 years on hitting 20.

>been up since 9pm
>want to go for a drive now since it's light
>all the wagies will be clogging up the roads

>>35514519
>tfw you'll never experience young love

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>absolutely knackered last night
>go to bed at midnight
>wake up at 5:30 am
Honestly why?

>win something in a giveaway three weeks ago
>don't even think it's been sent off yet
Great

Who else /hasn'tbeentobedyet/ here?

>>35514659
What did you win lad

>>35514691
A marble from twitch streamer that does glassblowing. He usually sells them for about 60 dollars

Lads do you think that little boys love to fart?

>>35514610
Been doing that for almost a month now. I just want my life to end at this point.

>been looking forward to the new nier game for ages
>away visiting family when it comes out
I timed this just right

I've failed college like 3 times but I want to go back

why would any college take a chance with me though, i'm a fucking fraud with an anxiety disorder

>>35514991
What do you mean you're a fraud? You've been convicted of fraud before?

>>35514991
>I've failed college like 3 times
Honestly how?

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>Feel like cooking something savory
>Eat a whole pack of biscuits instead

Feel like a right lazy plonker

>>35514688
aye

>>35515009
I kept managing to convince colleges to pick me up

>>35515012
panic attacks every day for 3-4 years, I was nearly driven to suicide

>>35514991
doesn't that cost a lot of money?

>>35515045
Christ lad that sounds awful. I've had a few panic attacks before, mostly after smoking way too much dope in the wrong situation or when I haven't had enough sleep. It's a terrifying thing.

>>35514688

Me.

>tfw hitting the wall

>>35514991

What? They don't ask for your entire backstory, and if they do, just lie. They never checked my GCSE's or shit on the adult learner course I'm doing right now.

>>35515069
it's free when you're young

>>35515080
yeah it was like that, I've had panic attacks on weed and they were even worse

>>35515102
Is it better now or still bad?

I have a lot of anxiety too these days, fucking brutal.

>post in thread
>it dies
>start own thread
>no one replies
REEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH

>>35515126
I'm on medication now but it's hard to tell since I don't have a way to test it

I obviously don't have a job or any courses so hard to tell if it would be better in a stressful environment, really sucks

>>35514129
their religion forbids any art that conveys a representation of reality, so it's hardly surprising

>>35515146
It's not worth making a thread on /r9k/ unless its the most cliche >tfw no gf shite mate.

This is the most one-note board on the site.

>>35514519
time will continue to pass increasingly faster, but no matter how old and grey and fat you get, you will forever feel like you're in your late teens

and everyone who is as young as you feel will only ever see you as a weird, out of touch old man

What does a panic attack even feel like?

Always wondered if the mild generalized panic-sweat-shortness-of-breath thing I get sometimes is a panic attack, or just generalized panic, or some other thing. (Since even if it's a panic attack it's obviously one of the lower tier ones.)

>>35515231
has your life ever been in danger before?

it's like that except you aren't in any danger

>>35515231
You become absolutely terrified about just being alive. The very nature of your reality becomes hugely scary.

Pretty tough to describe the gravity of it in words. It's beyond awful though.

If I ever get the chance to have sex should I take it? Even if the person is below average looking?

>>35515385
Subpar people are better at sex, attractive people have less reason to try

>>35515385
yeah, you'll probably suck but it'll change everything

youll never look at women the same

>>35515385
If you think you would enjoy it then go for it. Don't worry about what your mates think.

I remember when I was younger there was this weird atmosphere where you weren't allowed to shag someone who wasn't insanely attractive otherwise your mates would take the piss out of you. Caused me to lose a lot of opportunities with normal looking women.

>>35515287
See, that sounds relatable, but the experience for me never seems quite as nightmarish as it is for other people. Or at least, the closest feeling I can relate to the description.
(Which to emphasise, is quite possibly because I've never had a panic attack. I'm just trying to understand how I would know that's what it was if it was.)

>>35515361
I can believe as much. It's a concept that confuses me though, since obviously wording it is difficult.
Communication is weird.

>>35515410
I probably will because I'm a virgin and my penis is subpar
>>35515422
I'm contemplating if I will or not. I'll mediate on it a bit longer.
>>35515405
I'm equally as subpar

>>35515538
I don't understand why you wouldn't do it based on looks then. If you're a virgin then I'm guessing your social skills aren't great, so you're actually lucky to get a woman you are on the same looks level as. Most ugly men with bad social skills don't get anything at all.

>went to bed at 9:30/10 last couple of nights
>wake up at 6/6:30
It's alright I guess it means I'm awake before everyone else and its peaceful. Even went for a walk last sunday and everyone was still asleep when I came home. very comfy

>>35515538
theres no reason not to go for it. i'm a desperate kissless virgin and have no standards but no girl has ever shown any interest in me.

>>35515620
That is the master sleep schedule mate. Wish I could keep it up for any length of time.

Went to bed at 1:30 last night, got up at 8.

>>35515642
I mainly go to bed because I get bored to have nothing to watch/browse. I don't force myself to stay up anymore
although sometimes I have woken up at like 11/12 because thats when I used to go to sleep but eventually that stops. Keep at trying the sleep schedule and you'll get it eventually

Trying to think if anything positive will happen today. Hopes aren't high.

>>35515743
You never know lad. I had a terrible week last week, but I got two bits of good news yesterday. These things come when you least expect it.

>relatively good day
>want to kill myself
>horrible day with lots of thoughts about how every little plan i have for the future is fucking retarded self-injuring bullshit that won't even succeed in it's purported goals
>big smile on my face
what the fuck

>>35515759
The issue is theres really no where that good news could come from.

>>35515623
I still hold onto some standards. I'm just concerned about her seeing this as something more if it does happen. She's not as stable as she appears.
>>35515599
My looks are average, my social skills are sub subpar. That's my issue.

>>35515776
Ah well in that case you are perfectly matched with a below average looking girl.

Just tell her up-front that you're not looking for a relationship.

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POST MORNING BUMPS LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI-hE4x4ZiQ

>>35507148
>>35507220
He's middle class and went to art school, he never signs about/glorifies retarded gang shit.

>when you realise almost every other non-/britfeel/ /r9k/ poster is totally fucking deranged and so far gone you don't even want them to get help

It's a human fucking zoo out there, lads.

>>35508594
>Used to go on reddit when I had this boring job
>Posted once in the fat person hate reddit
>Suddenly got an influx of private messages telling me I'd been autobanned from a whole host of liberal subreddits for posting there.
Holy fuck that place is pathetic.

>>35515840
A lot of them are having sex with kids too. Or at least into it. The whole board is a paedo ring.

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>>35508594
>post a legitimate answer
>get comments that agree with me but don't add anything to the overall discussion
>those comments get upvoted
>my comment sits at 0

>>35515887
You been reading too much of the daily mail lad, active pedophiles barely exist

>>35515795
Alright, ta for the advice. I'll give a go. Hopefully she doesn't laugh at my todger if it does happen.

>>35515904
sounds exactly like what a nonce would say

also it's "paedophile" you subversive yank paedo

>>35515887
I dont really see much evidence of this. Plenty of prison gays and desperate weirdos but not much kid stuff.

>>35515959
C'mon, all the anime stuff?

You think people who are into adult women are sexually attracted to anime characters? It's a child surrogate.

They always talk about how "2D" is better than "3D". That has a dual meaning. As well as meaning they prefer their cartoons to women, it also means that they prefer flat, pre-pubescent chests to the developed breasts of adult women.

Let's settle this lads, can girls be robots?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6HI37GLPu8

>supposed to go and do a politics degree
>just concluded i fucking hate politics and that even if i find the perfect solution to eternal world peace tomorrow, nobody will fucking implement it and things will only get worse
oh dear

Fuckin pins and needles in my foot. Unpleassnt experience.

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>>35515994
>They always talk about how "2D" is better than "3D". That has a dual meaning. As well as meaning they prefer their cartoons to women, it also means that they prefer flat, pre-pubescent chests to the developed breasts of adult women.

>>35515996
Depends how fat and ugly they are.

The girl who was posting here a few nights ago though, the one with the blue hair, she definitely wasn't a robot. Probably has a chad bf and a dozen orbiters.

>supposed to be doing something
>put it off until there is no time to actually do it
Like clockwork

>>35515996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVLIUsoqsH4

better tune tbqh

Going to the paki shops anyone want anything?

You have to give me the money for it though.

>>35516106
yeah i want you to swallow my load you dirty little bitch

>>35516106
I want you to take my cream up your botty.

>>35516106
I could really use a 4 pack of Guinness right about now

>>35516106
Get us some rizzas. I'll pay you when you get back

>>35516106
If there are any shift looking black guys hanging around outside pick me up some weed.

I wonder how people are going to react when the negotiations with Europe show the reality of the situation.

>>35516164
I know plenty of older people want freedom over muh sheckles, so they wont be that bothered.

>>35515994
You sound like the media outlets when they were arguing that Pepe was a symbol of white supremacy.

>>35516164
I've put a bet on Scotland being independent.

I overclocked my cpu lads. First time I've ever done it so I was a bit anxious. Went well though.

3.5 to 4.2

I've not over done it, 4.2 is fine for me

>>35516216
It's funny how on here tearing away from your biggest trading partner makes perfect sense if it's England, because "freedom is more important than muh sheckles" but if you are Scotland tearing away from its biggest trading partner then it's the stupidest thing ever.

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>scottish
>voted SNP
>voted yes
>voted remain
>will vote yes again

i am /pol/'s worst nightmare

Does anyone else spend most of their time taking pictures of themselves and then crying whilst looking at it?

>>35516228
>I've not over done it
>10 minutes later anon's CPU burns out

>>35516216
May has said it wont happen in the next 2 years. After that who knows.

>>35516268
lmao what an epic post, to the top of /r/4chan we go! xD

>>35516228
Cool. What CPU do you have? Are you using a stock or aftermarket fan?

Got myself tickets for Demon Dayz festival and to see Eminem, Run the Jewels and Danny Brown in August and I'm already hyped. I can't live counting the minutes

>>35516272
Seems about right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>35516239
It's as if Scotland hasnt been independent in centuries and is a completely different situation that UK leaving the EU.

>>35515810
B U M P I N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_My0kV5v_0M

>>35515994
This sounds exactly like when a fat white girl talking about asian girls

Does a landlord have to provide a washing machine?

>>35516272
nah i stress tested it and did all the stuff

>>35516282
4770k, noctua nh u-12s

>>35516260
You are, Alasdair.

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>>35516106
Get me a freddo will you lad, here's the money for it

should be enough to cover it... i hope

>>35516298
>it's as if

why do only the most cucked of cucks use this phrase?

>>35516308
nah mate

there's always a local mum n dad appliance shop that'll rent you one on the cheap tho

>>35516308
No but if a washing machine isn't provided then he has to wash your balls with a damp cloth once per month, on the same day the rent is due.

Old law, rarely enforced, but if you don't get your money's worth then you're a cuck.

>>35516318
Sorry lad, they went up again. I'm going to need another 20.

>>35516318
News just in. A new Freddo bars price increase has been implemented. They now cost 100 pounds a bar

>>35516320
I'm not Scotish

>>35516228
What do you do with it lad? Not sure there is any point really, unless you're doing rendering or something the bottlenecks are mostly storage and network these days

which brit country has the best national animal lads?

i like scotlands unicorn

>>35516308
No but you should ask if they're going to, right ballache having to get one installed yourself and you'll be responsible for removing it when you move out .

I'd never bother living anywhere that doesn't provide fridge/washer/oven

>>35516260
What are you talking about, check brit/pol/.

We all want scotland to fuck right off.

>>35516338
I did it in the bios. 3.5 to 4.2 will raise the minimum fps in games a bit but yeah not by a lot, it's more of a "why not"

>>35516349
>we

it's good you've found a little group to belong to, champ.

*pats you on the head*

>>35516332
No one said you are Scottish.

They just said you are the most cucked of all cucks, which is right. Cucked by Rupert Murdoch and Paul Dacre.

scotland is irrelevant desu
>less people than london

top kek

>>35516370
>No one said you are Scottish.
>They just said you are the most cucked of all cucks
Thats-the-joke.JPG

I fucking hate when stacies think they work as hard as everyone else to get what they have.

My sister said she earned everything she has, but everything she has was paid for by some guy that was trying to fuck her.

>people wonder why we cant get on with the rest of Europe
>we cant even get on with the country we've been in a union with for hundreds of years

>>35516392
Like what type of things did he pay for her?

>>35516323
>>35516325
>>35516348
Thanks lads, pretending to be an adult is hard.

>it's a /pol/ comes in to cry episode

>>35516400
The first posts in this exchange were
>Brexit boo
>Independent Scotland yay
Everyone was quite happy talking about Freddo prices and washing machines.

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>>35506787
One so-called 'waifu' for the so-called 'britfeel'

>tfw internet is down at work so just sitting around shitposting

How much leccy do dryers really use?
What about dishwashers?
Are they as scary as they seem?

>>35516419
>Everyone was quite happy talking about Freddo prices and washing machines.
I don't know why I laughed at that but this illustrates why I love these threads