Hey white boy, you seem cool. Try some of this.

>>35505163
Hah, joke's on you - I'm not cool

>>35505163
Sure thing. I am actually a weed smoking degenerate.

>>35505163
>"o-okay"
>take half a hit
>cough lungs out for like 5 minutes
>don't even feel anything

True story

>>35505163
Shut the fuck up nigger.

oregana

>>35505228
This is pretty much my entire experience with weed
except the person giving it to me wasn't black or female

*takes blunt*
*pulls out boner*
*poke her in the face while I inhale a huge hit*
Her move.
Literally would do that in that situation, no fucks given.

>>35505228
>take half a hit
>don't even feel anything
>true story

Gee, i wonder why you didn't feel anything. That's like saying you had a half a beer and didn't feel drunk

Why does the hit burn so bad?

>>35505163
this actually happened to me this month, except it was a white girl offering it to me. i firmly replied "no, thanks" and went back to pooisoning myself with alcohol

>>35505163
>> no i don't think i should its bad for you.
>> (laughs) smoking is not bad.
>> i don--
>> just do it, stop being a little bitch pussy or i'll beat you up.
>> okay

>> take a puff, coughs lungs off for 5 mins and throws up.

>> they laugh

>>35505163
>No thanks senpai, I have work in a couple hours. I'll get my ass fired if i show up high again

It's that easy.

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>blunt
I'm sorry, m'lady. I only smoke organic weed smoked through a water filtered bong or bubbler, lit with a ceramic soldering iron, and preferably with a showerhead diffuser.
I'm not joking

>>35506235
>I'm not joking

I'm not yoking

>>35505163
>letting anyone call you "white boy"

No wonder the whole of US is fucked.

>>35506235
>water filtering
>doing anything

literally just as unhealthy as a blunt. switch to vaping.

>>35505389

A bowl of well-cured herb in a bubbler pipe will hardly burn at all.

>>35506274

It considerably cools the smoke and filters out coarser dust particles.

>>35505163

Take it and smoke with her.

Probably cry myself to sleep the same night, because weed can't take away the feels anymore.

>>35506323
Sorry nigga but bongs actually filter out THC and have a negligible effect on the amount of tar they filter

http://www.canorml.org/healthfacts/smokestudy.html

http://www.marijuana.com/community/threads/efficiency-and-health-review-vapes-bongs-and-joints.210511/

>>35505163
i-i'm h-hispanic

no thanks, I don't want to become gay.

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>>35505220
This is why /r9k/ needs a like button

>>35506255
>Don't call me white boy
>Are you assuming my race and gender

If you're white and a boy yeah it's not racist to call you white boy it's two fucking accurate discriptors faggot.

Or do you want to be called Male Immigrant-American Of Mixed Heritage resulting in a light complexion?

>>35505389
You are inhaling smoke like you inhale air

It's like drinking vodka like water, it's gonna burn

>>35505163
I can't man, it fucks with my microdosing

I can't smoke that because tobacco is less harsh of a hit
i'm also unconfident of my mind on weed

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>>35506255
If shes a qt3.14 idgaf what she calls me tbqhf