This is a penis. Why haven't you sucked one?

sucking one implies the sucker has no idea what the penis is attached to
how embarrassing it would be to be a confirmed moron
better for penises than mouths are knives

>>35504958
I can tell you're a schizophrenic.

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But I have desu? and I want to suck more, once you start sucking dick it becomes a craving

origainio

>>35504877
nothing wrong with sucking dick. ive sucked the dicks of most of my friends and im not even gay.

>>35505082
thats hot any greentext stories amigo?

>>35505082
its really not that uncommon
I'm a queer but my straight friends would do it too
I wasn't even the one to initiate it usually

>>35504877
Is this the willy wars thread?

>>35505168
What is the difference between gay and queer?

>>35504877
wtf his ball's sack is so tiny

>>35505331
No but I did make those threads

>>35504877
Looks exactly like my dick.

>>35505428
My balls actually go up inside my abdomen when I masturbate.

>>35504877
this is a question we all ask ourselves at some point

>>35504877
>implying chad would ever let me suck his penis

>>35505692
>he has to be a chad!!!

roast detected

>>35505700
I'm sorry for not finding your cheeto stained micropenis attractive

>>35505428
YO! Found the closeted christian queer.

>>35505716
I ain't bitin'

>>35504877
why is his cum coming out from the lower part of his cock's head?

>>35505857
wandering urethra syndrome
it happens when the genes are all like "damn whatever, this spot is as good as any to make a hole"
pretty common among lazy folk

>>35504877
I've sucked my cousin's. I hate how hairy his thing was, now I always keep my balls and shaft clean, so any whore who'll suck my dick at least won't have to go through that shit like me.