whats the one reason you don't have a girlfriend?

>>35503644
I am perverted af

>>35503644
wtf my hand only covers 2/3rds of my forearm.

I'm a manlet
Or maybe it's because i have avpd and chronic depression, i know another manlet who has no problem getting gfs
Or maybe i'm just ugly

>>35503644
Because I am unattractive and undesirable.
Plus I'm gay but the above reasons still apply to getting a bf

>>35503644
I'm very scared of initiating. If I wasn't I'd probably have one. Trying to woo this one girl but I don't if it's going well or not.

>>35503644
This is so outrageous and incorrect abd insecure dumbasses will fall for it

The fuck? People have said my hand is big but it only covers around 2/3.

>tfw huge hands
if my hands are so big then why is my dick only 6.5?

>>35503644
What if you have really long arms?

>>35503644
I wouldn't want a girl that isn't cute as fuck but I'm not willing to put any effort in finding one
This also >>35503663

>>35503734
This, also because a have a small dick

>>35503768
Fingerlet

im ugly

orange juice

I am on the autism spectrum

>>35503644

I have small hands and a 5.5 dick? Your graphic is bullshit.

>>35503644
Because I'm boring. I'm overweight, but if I could whip into shape and find some hobbies and actually hold a decent conversation with a person I could probably find a girl. But no (pretty) girls my age like boring guys, so I'm single.

don't know how to approach new people

>>35503706
>In every thread a manlet lies and pretends manlets can get women

>>35503703
You're a girl, anon

I'm a rational person and I won't fall for anyone who doesn't share at least some of my hobbies and interests.
I don't meet new girls these days, and even if I do they're either normies or ironic meme trash. I don't know where to look for gf material anymore.

Even if I found a right one, I'd probably be too beta to admit my feelings and I'd fail again.

>>35503644
Most women are toxic. They lie, they manipulate, they're addicted to attention, they're just all around shit, it seems as if they all suffer from multiple personality disorders. I don't want a gf for the, I don't even approach women, guess that has something to do with it...

>>35504893
Oh yeah, I think I'm pretty disgusting and a loser slob so I don't even have the self-confidence to make romantic advances at women.

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>>35503644
I don't go outside. And when I do I put my headphones on and switch off

>>35503741
Whats incorrect about it? My thumb to middle finger is the length of my forearm exactly.

>>35503644
This image has to be bullshit, or my forearms are freakishly long, because I have not got tiny hands.

I can't find any girls in a situation where I'd have an excuse to talk to them. "Get a hobby". "Join a club". "Go to church". I've tried all that. There's never any fucking girls no matter where I go!

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>>35503644

I could have one.

I was supposed to hang out with a girl and a few of her friends today, and I'm supposed to do the same thing with different girls later this week.

But all I really want to do is get absolutely fucking wasted and forget how to feel pain for a while.

There is no such thing as love and I want to fucking off myself everyday because of that and other circumstances.

>>35503644
Aussie of military British decent, 6"dick my hand is half a centimeter short of the "average" whats the issue exactly?

>>35505748
>This image has to be bullshit

Wow, someone give Sherlock here a medal.

>>35506716
>>35505748

>handlets
will they ever learn

>>35503644
I haven't tried to get one yet. Although that seems to be changing as of lately

Also who is so fucking deformed that that their forearm is only as long as their handspan

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the average size hand pic looks small too

t. femanon

>>35506811
good fucking lord you're about to get some (you)s

lemme make you feel pretty in real life, dubs

Obesity ft. manletism

>>35503644
>ugly


Its not a meme. If you are ugly/short you should just kill yourself.

t.ugly

>>35504156
But he used his height for a reason no being able to get women?

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The big hand meme is real
>massive hands
>big dick
Have no urge to find a relationship

>>35503644
My middle finger doesn't touch my hand but I have huge hands

datings bad for my budget.

huh, I actually have average hands. either im a freak or OP's not bullshitting

>tfw oneitis
I've had a gf for exactly one day and 13 minutes.

>>35503734
>I'm very scared of initiating
This is my only problem. But thank god girls have initiated with me, otherwise I'd be a KHV.

>>35503644
I lost the need for companionship. I used to desperately want a girlfriend but as the years came and went...I dunno. I prefer to be alone now. I hate people. When I go out in public, I want to die. It's edgy af, but I hate everyone and can't see myself genuinely loving anyone in the near future.

I hate myself

Pretty much everything else is going well for me other than that

>>35503644
Because I never leave the house and whenever I get even a little close to a girl I spaz out. Not worth it.

>>35503644
I can't drive and live in the rural backwoods with my parents.

i have this constant feel that girls hate me, even though i never did anything to be hated. plus, i can barely keep up a conversation with anyone, let alone a girl.

>hand only gets about halfway up my forearm unless I really stretch it
welp

>>35503644
I honestly don't know at this point. I've had women ask me out multiple times before, but they were all ugly or threw out too many red flags (daddy issues, cutting, multiple bf's in the past year, etc.). My brother tells me I'm just not trying hard enough.

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>>35503644
Women are shit.

Really that's it.

The amount of women that I have interest in associating on any level besides sex is extremely disproportionate. Even the dumbest chads I knew in middle school would sit and talk with me about philosophy and the universe but I can safely say I've never had an engaging conversation with a female.

If men hit on women the same way women hit on men they'd be laughed out of the room.
A girl's idea of "flirting" is making a voice like they're about to piss themselves and making some lame corny pun.

I once had a girl try to hit on me after her rottweiler attacked my dog.

Unless there's a woman willing to hold herself to the same standards that men are held to and jump through all the same hoops then I have no interest in acquainting with her. Someone that actually cares about me and wants to be in a relatonship that bad would go out of their way to be moderately inconvenienced.

>neckbeard etcetera fuck off
I get hit on all the time and I know I get hit on because people tell me. Everyone seems confused as to why I don't give a fuck about vapid white girl stacy #234023482 subtype 7-a and it's because I don't value people based how their face looks. I'm not 5.

I just don't understand how everyone else is able to suspend disbelief.

>>35503644

If I'm 100% truthfully honest? I have never spoken to a woman alone. Never gone up and spoken to one, never introduced myself, never did anything because I just assumed that if anyone was interested, they would be making an effort to see me.

So I never tried not being alone. I'm well past the point of changing any of this though. 1/3 of my life is already over. No woman can accept a guy like this at this age.

>>35503644
>tfw have small hands according to this
fucking fag robots saying i have big hands
fuck you all

>>35503644
I'm to much of a autistic sperg to remember to bring my head phones when I answer a Skype call.

I don't pursue women.

>>35503644
no confidence, horrible body, and terrible personality. Mainly though I am short and unemployed.

>>35508869
What's up fellow isolated hick?

>>35503644
I'll only date a virgin. I've managed one and didn't like her.

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My hands are very long though

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>>35503644
I can reach the bottom of my palm if I really stretch it.

Am I still a fingerlet?

i get really anxious around girls i like and then depressed because of that and never talk to them and i have really low self confidence and a lack of motivation

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Sup bros

Feels good not being a fingerlet

>>35511927
Why not just post your jewels and boii pussy if you're going to announce to us all you're a trap in so many images?

>>35512221
W-what makes you think that

>>35512497
I have an eye for these sorts of things

>>35503644
No car, it's a bigger problem then I thought shit sucks.

Too much of a pussy to initiate conversation.

i have sever phimosis and my penis looks like an ant eater.

BBC porn made me incredibly self-conscious about my dick. My dick is only 5 inches. Very hard to believe that a woman would enjoy it or get happy with it. Looks fucking tiny as fuck compared to porn videos.

That's besides me feeling like there's no reason a woman would choose to be with me over anyone else. I offer them nothing she can't get better elsewhere and there are millions of better men than me out there. Literally no reason for a woman to choose me.

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I'm autistic
I'm not in a situation where I'm around females daily.
I don't know how to initiate conversation

I'm ashamed of my body, I'm shy around women and normies so I can't have a social life or initiate a conversation

>>35503644
I live in outback canada,
I dont have a car or a job or money.

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>>35503644
Well i never leave my house and i never talk to anyone

>>35510123
PREACH MY BROTHER PREACH TO THE HEAVENS SO ZUES CAN HEAR THE WAILS OF THE COMMON MAN

Manlet and close set eyes

>>35503644
My years of social isolation have left me boringly uncharismatic, utterly unequipped to deal with social situations on a normal functioning basis, and deeply bitter. Compound that with my below average attractiveness, and you've got a guaranteed recipe for a lonely death.

>>35506173
>that pic

what will happen if you actually eat that shit?

Because every time I have a gf, I end up not liking her and want to be alone.

I need the chase not someone who will take me instantly it seems.

>>35509832
> . I've had women ask me out multiple times before, but they were all ugly

What are you doing on this board, normie?

>>35503644
>I'm not attractive
>My hobbies are boring to girls
>I'm poor
>Only girl that seems slighty interested in me lives in a shithole I refuse to go there and she refuses to move out from there.
I don't really deserve one I guess.

>>35503644
>bend elbow more
>able to reach it

>>35515084
Nothing
It's only dangerous to small children and small animals
It can choke infants and get lodged in the digestive tracts of small animals
It's non-toxic though

>>35511562
but not long enough for your lanky ass body

>>35503644
No friends and mostly scared of rejection.

>>35515095
maybe its not the chase
maybe the only women you can get are completely banal

Every woman thinks I'm sweet, but it's not enough of course.

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>>35503644
OP made the scale relatively to himself. Pic related, he's on the right

>>35503644
Bruh I'm 6'1 and my hand hits my wrist. Everyone is saying this picture is fucked though. Do I just have freakishly big hands or something?

>>35506811
Because I always go for nutty bitches
Like this one

My nerd lifestyle and ugly and self-neglected appareance scare away chicks from me. Also, i don't actively seek a girlfriend.

I rather fix my shitty life first.

>>35503644
>really ugly, mostly facially
>never talk to women due to low self esteem
:/