>mom and dad are making gross mouth and throat noises >they're

Fuck all subhumans who have to make noises while eating

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both my parents are equally but separately bad at that.

My mom makes subtle but still maddening noises like she's unable to not have a mouth full of food, there is always food in her mouth like a god damn chipmunk so everytime she talks while eating it's a constantly wet clicking sound, or when she drinks tea or anything she does that *GLOUNK* noise with her throat that isn't loud but still nerve-wracking

My dad on the other hand will just scream while coughing with an open mouth so shit flies everywhere, or just totally rip ass in the kitchen.