>female friends invite me to beach on several occasions
>say no because I don't want to see them in bikinis and get sexually frustrated because I'm a kissless virgin
>>35500786
What if one of them digs you? You should go out, have a fun time. Make them laugh
>>35500943
Neither of them "dig" me, thats why I'm their friend. They both want Chads, I am far below their expectations.
>>35500786
>female friend
Farther than I've ever gotten at least.
>>35501042
So go and take your sexual frustrations out on rando beach goers. Bring a book and get some sun you pasty bitch.
>>35501042
hang out at the beach, get some sun, and get some exercises and you will be three big steps closer to their expectations
>>35500786
Good idea and smart move. I dont know why these normans are saying your an idiot and to go outside - the point is so avoid these bitches which you did.
>>35501402
>. I dont know why these normans are saying your an idiot
*your
Case closed.
Go to the beach OP. Not for the girls, but for you, nigga.
>>35501490
Welp. I botched that post..
>you're*
>>35501490
Lmao ok ya got me on that typo clearly I had no point to my post whatsoever
>>35501559
Did you read anything after I called you out? I acknowledged your "point" and rebuttled.
>>35501042
bring alcohol and their expecations drop
ive gotten girls to cheat on their bfs with me all because i got them drunk. literally easy mode
>>35501855
That's rape anon. Women can't give consent under the influence of alcohol. Also, just because you got a girl under easy mode doesn't make you Chad, it makes you pathetic.