Anybody else a normie who browses this board?

i'm a normie too. i mainly browse fit.

>>35500671
I'm fit but I don't really like fit. I browse here and g. I used to browse gif once and awhile but I don't watch porn anymore. I've also fucked two girls from this website.

No other normies browse this board? I see sushis back, I wonder how many robots he will troll into submission today.

>>35501098
Robot calculator said I'm one point off from being Chad, but I'm an irl, diagnosed autist. I do ok faking normalcy, mostly because I was socialized early enough that I learned to copy true normies pretty well. It's a little unclear where I fall.

>>35501327
Aware me on robot calculator? It prob has really low standards.

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>>35501476
I answered genuinely harshly and still came up exactly at 115

>>35501618
Fuckin lol does anybody really get 0 - 8?

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by /r9k/ standards i'm a normie who shouldnt be here

>>35501618
Somewhere around 104 depending on how I'm feeling, right now I'm feeling good though.

Normie af.
>Liberal/ Democratic socialist
>Nice (basic science research) job
>Live in a big city
>Large social network
>gf

Mostly browse /fa now but was deep into /mu from like 2009-2014.
Honestly no idea why I come here other than its funny and weirdly comfy.

Normie here. Genuinely like you robots and wish you nothing but happiness. I genuinely pray for a lot of you.

>>35501618
>>35502585
Got 138 on this btw how the fuck do people score under 70 on this? Like half of this shit is a prerequisite to existing

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Femanon so automatic normie by true /r9k/ standards.

I come here to b myslef except while pretending to be a man because I'm not quite that retarded. I'm a loner NEET at heart but play at being a normie for my parents' sake. I'm not very good at it and don't have any friends besides orbiters but I usually slide by because I'm a girl and I'm nice enough.

It feels good to complain about normies and how autistic and perverted you've become over the years. Plus, my sense of humor has completely warped to chanspeak and memes. I can't leave now.

>>35502727
Fuck off I got 37

>>35503119
What do you score on that robot test?

>>35503805
Genuinely sorry to hear that anon.

At least you have a checklist of things to work on, assuming of course that you want to normalize at all.

>>35500591
It's the only board on 4chins which is actually funny.

>>35504888
I am perfectly content with being a robot but going up to r9k and saying that half these things are a prerequisite to existing is exactly what someone with 138 would say.

Thanks anyway, though. Maybe I will change.

Maybe not.

>>35500591


/r9k/ is the comfiest place on the web and also the consummate collection of human suffering and pathos at its greatest intensity and poignancy.

>>35501618
I score in at 145

I value the stories and honesty in this community more than most other social forums. You have value robots, I wish you all the greatest success.

Op here glad I'm not alone. Do you guys find this place kind of messes with your head though?

>>35505468

Yes, definitely.
Being here even for an hour is like getting on hard drugs: you can't get off for days and it's brutally effective at shutting down any motivation to do anything worthwhile, whilst simultaneously destroying your self-esteem and filling you with frustration, misery and melancholy.

>>35504392

which one are you referring to?

I'm pretty sure I'd line up more with normie than the average robot just because I put effort into life and aside from Standard Femanon Mental Disorders and being mildly unattractive I've had it pretty easy.

>>35505468
>>35505569

Actually, more dejection that misery. Talking to people here makes you dejected.

>>35505135
This is actually a great way to phrase this. There is a real integrity and self honesty to this board.

I'm mostly a cyborg here than a normie or a bot

>>35500671
fit is for robots than thinking lifting weights = getting girls and r9k is for normies shitposting

>>35505014
You're right. That was a little harsh and mostly for shock value.

I think you hit right at the heart of it though; my being socially/professionally adapted means I can't really understand the life/circumstances of robots which in turn leads to unfair judgments and expectations. You live a life outside of my own experiences.

Maybe that's why I come here. It's different and mildly refreshing from my day to day.

>>35500591
I occasionally browse it with some mates to laugh at the most pathetic threads.

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Mental illness on full display here. I'm normie as fuck, I've had girlfriends, I'm having sex with some loser's girlfriend, I'm a boxer, I'm tall and white and relatively handsome. Everyone has problems but the people here are really the lowest rung, they make little effort to better themselves though because of the mentality here. It embraces failure. I feel for the people who were born ugly and disabled for the most part and are starved of affection. I'm addicted to reading that tragedy and feeling in the same way I like to watch videos of people dying on reddit (lol NORMIE). It's kind of like a mental masochism to read a lot of the stuff here. There are many humor gems that come out of being in that mindset which I can appreciate.
I would never really tell anyone I go on here though, I used to post maybe 3 years ago but now I'm in different boards. Get out of your houses guys b urselves

>>35505912
Have a good night, anon. You're at least reasonable.

>>35505573
Post a picture of your lips femanon

I don't know what I am

I have friends and a stable 9 to 5 but I have never had a gf. I'm not even bad looking, I just don't like putting myself in awkward situations.

I have had sex a few times though and have had a few girls want to go out with me

>>35506186
Take care my friend. Live your life the way you want

>>35506194

which ones are you referring to? ;;)

jk I don't post pictures on this site. If it makes you feel any better just pretend I'm a roleplaying degenerate tranny

>>35505135
additionally at my lowest point in my life (my entire life prior to moving out for university), I would have scored at between 20-30 points at this time in my life.

No real friends, no real desires, my points come from having been a good soccer player and musician, and not doing drugs or watching anime

>>35500591

I'm a genX who is a robot at heart but would never call myself one because I existed before that concept existed. R9k has razor-sharp focus on the reality of life in the present and are correct most of the time. I am a semi normie being that I can participate in relationships but it requires a tremendous effort which wears me down quickly because of the number of angles one must analyze in order to say and do "the right things".

I am far more comfortable alone. There may be others in my ideal world but they are all many miles away from me.

I've had gf's in the past for long stretches but after doing loads of research and reading books I basically have figured out that they are not worth the effort at all and now I've got dolls that keep me happy, actually happy.

>>35504392
>>35501618

I'm a little retarded and didn't scroll up earlier, sorry bout that.

62, low "Cyborg."

>>35506458

If 4chan is the Bible, then /r9k/ is the book of Ecclesiastes.
And /soc/ or /s/ is the Song of Songs probably.

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>>35500591
Yeah I'm probably normie as fuck. I live with my girlfriend. I have a 1 year old daughter. I use weed. I have a decent sized circle circle, though only a select few I actually consider my friends.

I've just been going on 4chan since I was 14, and that was about 9 years ago, so old habits really die hard. I also live in Japan, and 4chan is probably the only place where I can get my fill of "this" type of humor and entertainment, and social interaction, considering I don't talk to a lot of people who speak english so this place is my only form of english interaction at times.

I also find pokemon sexually arousing.

>>35502727
To be fair, I am only half-existing
I got 38

>>35501618
Scored 43, majority of the points are because of my physical appearance and hygiene.

>>35506329
The ones on your face senpai. If I see any more tranny shit I'm gonna gouge my eyes out with a stylus.

>>35506529
>if 4chan is the bible
>the place full of fedora tipping dawkins fanboys is the greatest fairy tale ever told

>>35500591

Well, I'm technically a normie now (married, successful, wealthy, and retired).

But I'm here because I was a virgin until waaay deep into my 30s.

I was always the "good guy" -- smart, trustworthy, competent, hard-working, and drama-free. But it doesn't matter how much you excel at those (very important) qualities of life, they will do absolutely nothing to help you find a girlfriend. For that, you need to be tall, outgoing, and socially dominant -- things I will never be able to be.

Finding my wife was, by far, the most important accomplishment of my life. (Becoming professionally successful and wealthy doesn't even come close to comparing in importance.) The only way I was able to do that was tell women that: 1: I don't want to be single anymore, and I want to find someone sooner rather than later; 2: being loyal to my partner is more important to me than anything else; and 3: I'm a virgin, and I only want one partner for my entire life. And I said those three things in my very first message to them. That message scares off about 98% of women -- and the 2% who remain tend to have some pretty great qualities. I specifically did not mention anything about my money -- that didn't happen until after we got married.

As great as things are for me now, I'll never forget those decades of relentless sadness during my teens and 20s and 30s. Not only sadness, but also fear -- fear that I had no choice but to spend the rest of my life alone. The memories of that sadness and fear are always with me, every day. Those memories come back in a flood every time I hold onto my wife.