if you had a portal gun, would you fuck yourself with it?

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2017-03-13 04:35:07 Post No. 35497564
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 04:35:07 Post No. 35497564 [Report]

if you had a portal gun, would you fuck yourself with it?

Anonymous 2017-03-13 04:46:14 Post No.35497751
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 04:46:14 Post No.35497751 [Report]

Lol this never came to mind.

But no i wouldnt. Maybe other stuff though now that you got me thinking about it.

Anonymous 2017-03-13 04:47:23 Post No.35497771
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 04:47:23 Post No.35497771 [Report]

lol fuck no I'd make a bitch disappear right to me

Anonymous 2017-03-13 04:59:18 Post No.35497934
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 04:59:18 Post No.35497934 [Report]

How should this even work? If I move my pelvis forward, so I move my ass forward. The relative ass-to-dick movement is about zero in this process, so I am not able to fuck myself. And portals on moving surfaces to not work, so this is out of question as well.

However, I could massage my prostate quite easily through a portal.

Anonymous 2017-03-13 05:00:08 Post No.35497950
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 05:00:08 Post No.35497950 [Report]

I'd use it to suck my dick desu

Anonymous 2017-03-13 05:04:04 Post No.35498017
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 05:04:04 Post No.35498017 [Report]

>>35497934
yup, that's a problem with non-moving portals

>>35497950
this seems like a solution

Anonymous 2017-03-13 05:04:06 Post No.35498020
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 05:04:06 Post No.35498020 [Report]

This is how I know r9k is gay. Goodbye shit hole.

Anonymous 2017-03-13 05:24:23 Post No.35498363
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 05:24:23 Post No.35498363 [Report]

>>35498020
Thats like saying if you jack off you are gay.
Then every guy is gay.

Be comfortable with yourself bro.

if you had a portal gun, would you fuck yourself with it?

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