Why wouldn't you masturbate every time you get a boner?

because then:
perpetual boner=perpetual masturbation

i just choose to live with the perpetual boner

Sometimes having a boner feels better than masturbating

because i live with parents

That takes effort.

>>35497172
because i wont get a boner anymore and thus not masturbate anymore

>>35497172
faps dont really matter as long as you get into a job, keep connecting to people irl and get productive. they dont care if you were watching cartoons or lifting weights for next 20 years, what you do in private doesnt exist to them

Honestly, one of the only reasons I masturbate anymore is to get rid of morning wood/random boners. That buys me at least 30-45 minutes of time w/o having to worry about another random boner.

>>35497172
Starts to hurt after a while.

I don't really get random boners anymore

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>>35497172
This is a remarkable question because not masturbating when getting a boner would be a waste.

>>35497172
"Never waste an erection"-Jack Nicholson

Because I never want to jack myself raw again.

slightly related question, how often do you guys get unwanted / random boners. Used to have a gf and she said it was weird that I get like 6-8 random boners every day, and that should have stopped by the time I turned 18. am I just high-test, or is this normal