>mfw my parents are threatening to murdering each other

>>35496818
Literally run away, leaving a note that tells them that you won't come back until they work things out.

>>35496848

I've got nowhere else to go.

murder them both and make it look like they both bled to death after a fight then get sympathy sex at their funerals and life insurance bux

>>35496897

But that would be illegal.

If you dad wins he's coming for you next

If you help your mom she might give you sex

>>35496818
Take out life insurance policies