/britfeel/

Just got offered a new job and I start Wednesday.

What would you do with your last 24 hours of freedom anons?

>>35496820
>Being offered a job
Get out norman

>>35496859
you are a weeb mate

>>35496859

>my sister knows that I browse here

I would never, ever tell anyone I go on this website.

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>>35496859
But why don't you watch anime?

Playing some D&D again instead of doing my essay work hahaha, i guess i will be doing it later tonight.

Any cute waifu posters wish to post the waifu?

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Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

Can we stream it and watch together, lads?

>>35496891

>But why don't you watch anime?

I never knew where to start, or what I would watch after.

>>35496892
Couldn't you have posted this stale shit in the last thread, at least it would have been useful

>>35496892
Looking forward to /Goodfellas/

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Had a root around my landlords house.

Found absolutely nothing interesting besides some bank statements that revealed he's almost flat broke constantly, what a boring person.

>>35496950
Are you going to watch /goodfellas/

not sure if any of you were around last week when i punted my last 30 quid on barcelona to qualify and won 2k, well its me again and iv put 1k on chelsea to win tonight

i know its a stupid decision but if it comes in (which i genuinely think it will) ill get 2.3k back

wish me luck lads

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>>35496950
>I'm not a retarded manchild.
then why are you here?

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>>35496898
Something classic and 'good', dont be like >>35496950
and arbitrarily limit the art you can enjoy based on some autistic preconceptions of likely moe anime and haremshit.

>>35497005

I like all the qt girls that get posted on here but I never know where to find them.

>>35497033
why dont you ask the posters, i'm sure people would be happy to help you out and watch their favourite anime.

>>35497033
>>35497050
As if any girls would want to make themselves known given the consequent abuse and name calling they would receive...

>tfw scot
>tfw highly politically interested
>tfw been trying to wean myself off politics for the last few months
I'm unexpectedly depressed by the fact I'm going to have to listen to politics for 2 years even though I'm not invested in the union at all.

I suppose I always knew deep down it's a medicine I'd have to swallow. Yes or no, that's that.

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>>35496892
Oh it's great being paki in a high class call center

>Your bastard dad wont DARE start a fight with you

*pisses in dad's drink"

>You get to film EVERY polish girl shitting within your flat with your beautiful hidden camera...

*cuts to court scene*

>Go to nationwide to cash a cheque from nana
>Cashier lady helps me cash it
>Her breath literally smells like shit

I'm honestly still gagging half an hour later. How the fuck do you not notice your mouth smells like arse? Should I have said something?

>>35497062

I mean the 2D girls you silly sausage

>>35497062
We don't take kindly to roasties around these parts.

>>35496892
this is the most annoying meme

It's funny how this is one of the least retarded parts of the board but everyone started chimping out when they found out a girl posted here.

>>35497122
least retarded =/= not retarded

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Have you ever looked through someone else's room/stuff lads?

Ever find anything interesting?

>>35497250
>Have you ever looked through someone else's room/stuff lads?
Yes
>Ever find anything interesting?
Drugs and underwear

>>35497250
Looked through my brother's computer and found a picture of his girlfriend with her tits out (which I wanked to) and also a close up photo of his cock going into her (which I didn't)

>>35497250
I was in my m8s room once and he had one of those really big hollow chup a chup lollies that come filled with normal sized lollipops. I opened it up and it was full of jizz tissues, the smell was horrific.

Also found a saucepan full of mushroom soup under my little brothers bed when I was looking for one of my books, it had gone all white and furry.

>>35497062
Good. There's literally no reason to make themselves known

>>35497250

Yeah, I broke into a girl's house once to steal her underwear and shoes.

>>35497290
How do you know it was his cock?

Planning on a trip to Amsterdam, lads. Might buy some fake Euros of Alphabay to pay prostitutes with.

>>35497374
>Yeah, I broke into a girl's house once to steal her underwear and shoes.
You still have them?

>>35497392
Haha that's an excellent point. I suppose I don't know it was his cock. Could have been some kind of cuckold scenario. To be honest I don't even know if it was her fanny.

>>35497402
Good way to end up at the bottom of a canal lad.

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Can anyone beat my AlphaBay buyer statistics?

>>35497420
You can always claim you didn't know. Also, have the right amount in real cash.just in case. If I get away with it, perfect!

>>35497402
that might be a bit risky lad, get caught and they'll be pimping you out in the blue light district

>>35497403

I had them for a while but got rid of them, which I massiely regret.

>>35497454
Same, I threw most of mine away too and wish I hadnt.

>>35497445
Buying anything nice, lad?

>>35497470
I just buy really good quality weed. Usually concentrates.

>>35497491
Nice. I tried the concentrates around Christmas, wasn't bad. The prices were/are ridiculous though.

>>35497534
I haven't seen the Tesco Value brand in years. Are you sure that's what you're eating?

>>35497525
You think? Prices are about the same as in Amsterdam or on the east coast of the US so I think it's fine.

>>35497534
I've been in that situation lad. Wasn't anywhere near as much as 2 million though.

It's a weird limbo when you're waiting for a will to be processed.

What is your plan for when you get the money?

>sunday
>order HDMI cables
>use prime
>not getting here till Wednesday


I could've sworn it said Monday

>pet shop advert comes on the tv
>someone starts squeaking a toy
>my dog comes up to me thinking its a new toy for him
>gets upset when i dont have one

fuck you tv

>>35497622
Complain to OFCOM mate.

>>35497578
I can't speak to other countries prices but when I last looked it seemed to be about 40-45 a gram. Supply seems the main problem, not a lot of choices when it comes to concentrates it seems.

>>35497622
give him a good head scratch lad

>>35497613
Did you double check on the last bit of checkout.
Sometimes it says next day on the item page then it changes at checkout

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>>35497622
Man that poor doggo

>>35497668
Must've. Its dispatched now anyway so may as well wait it out. I was just hooking up my old 360 anyway.

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>>35496891
well i av been called cute at moments in my life so i'll post her

>>35497613
>About to order something off amazon because i have time off this week
>Realise every time I do this I end up stuck in the house till 4-6 waiting for the damn thing
>Decide to order when back at work

>>35497671
Why not pretend you only got 340k and give me the rest?

>>35496887
My brother knows but only that I browse stuff like /mu/ and the like. Wouldnt tell anyone I make dozens of posts in a thread called /britfeel/ everyday.

>>35496908
He's learning

>>35496850
what's a norman

>>35497671
Sounds good man. Constant rental income is what you want.

whats your favourite coffee, anon?

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>>35497766
Remember that old Twix advert "A break from the norm"? It was on TV in the late 90s.

It's a reference to that.

>nephew wakes me up after i've only slept for 2 hours
>now i'm up once again doing nothing

at least I'll be able to sleep normal hours if i stay up till about 11 or 12.... life begins tommorow lads r-right? haha

>>35497622
Buy your dog a toy you heartless bastard

>tfw check thread
>tfw no (you)'s

>>35497955
have one on me lad

>>35497970
It's not the same.

originaloreganoblox

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>>35496891
I love her, lads. She's amazing

>>35497821
wow

what an ugly mug

>>35497998
fine i'll take it back (uoY)

>>35497955
Well here ya go anon, enjoy this (you)

>>35497821
>Norm's the name sensible's the game

I remember they did an orange twix for a short while. It was amazing.

>>35497807
what, brand or style.
lidl do a nice columbian coffee
don't really drink much but when i do i'll have it black no sugar. or if wanting a treat, gold top milk with hot choc n coffee

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>>35498022
No, stop it! Have you no shame?

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>>35498103
Sod off, lad. I don't complain about your horse bitch waifu

i have a weird routine where i pour 10 whiskey shots out and time my self running along my kitchen throwing them down my throat

my record is 13 seconds, anyone else do anything weird like that?

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My roomate is watching cartoons in the bathroom and I desperately need a shit. FUCK

>>35498138
why dont you just poo in his bedroom then

>>35498138
>watching cartoons in the bathroom
Are these pornographic cartoons by chance?

>tfw cant read on the bus without feeling sick

Pretty shit tbqh. Might actually be able to get some reading done if I could.

>>35498135
Sounds like a more fun beep test.

>>35498156
Probably, I couldn't imagine why somebody would waste this much time watching stuff on their phone in a bathroom

>>35498138
Knock on the door. Then explain that you are real with the non stop pop pop or stainless steel

>>35498135
I find it hard to bother cleaning my kitchen unless I do it on a timer. I try to do it all in under 10 mins but it's tough, best I've ever done is 13.

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>>35498127
Spiderfags are degenerates and need to be cleansed from world

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>>35498300
Nice armour, horse butt lover

I got one of those Amazon Echos and everytime i ask it to play music it plays Adele.

I even told it i don't like Adele and it acknowledged it but it still plays Adele.

I don't like Adele.

what music are you listening to right now lads?

>>35498441
Adele because Amazon Echo wont listen

>>35497821
appropriating my culture, fuckin normies

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>>35498441
It's always going to be Redgum, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S357SxaWYSw

>>35498441
Smoking a spliff and listening to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIJGLijn5QY

who /drinkingonmonday/ here?

>>35498138
They're still in there...tempted to shit in a bag desu, the pain is horrible, I need to release the kraken

>tfw over 2 weeks till payday and its already been like 3 since the last one

Well this is shit

>>35498503
me.
having a nice cold refreshing cider
great init

>normie dies on his motorbike
>his friend hears he had an accident
>gets in his car and races over
>he crashes too

happened 5 minutes from me, fucking kek

>>35498650
did the 2nd guy die though

>leave NEETdom due to lack of money and the want for nice things
>say to myself 'I finish at 5pm every day, that leaves plenty of time of the day to do fun stuff I enjoy'
>always too tired to do anything when I come home
>usually just sleep
>weekends are spent dreading having to go back to work

Don't do it lads, it's fucking not worth it, I just wanted to buy cute anime figures

>>35498608
bray on the door and tell him he has 10 seconds to get out or you'll shit on his bed.
also, shit on his bed. doubt he'll move but at least you've warned him

>>35498660
no hes just got injuries, still hilarious though

>>35498666
I also fell for the wage meme

what you working in lad?
what anime figures you got?

>>35497724

Oh It's great being a shitposter in /britfeel/

>I post the same TIRED goodfellas pasta daily

"Oh it's this state meme again..."

>You get to fuck off EVERY britfeel poster within 500 posts of your pasta

*cuts to a post with no (You)s*

>>35498690
>what you working in lad?
Just a warehouse slave lad
>what anime figures you got?
I haven't bought any new ones yet since I haven't got paid yet, only been there 2 weeks and want to fucking kill myself

>>35498666
being a neet is depressing though unless you're a chav that is part of a community that lives on benefits

its all fucked if you're a robot

>>35498650
>normie crashed work van racing another van and dies
>his girlfriend insists on getting his modified car
>she then proceeds to put it through a wall and into a tree while drunk and without a licence
>dies
>her friend in the car also dies
>https://stv.tv/news/highlands-islands/179619-angry-parents-speak-of-teens-drink-drive-tragedy/
What a shitstorm that was at the time

>>35498441
Gabor Szabo that someone in here suggested then some dungeon synth next

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>>35498503
Just about to get some beers lad

tempted to buy Breath of the wild but I'd probably et bored in like 2 hours and then never touch the switch again

>>35498738
>being a neet is depressing
It was pretty depressing but I don't find this much better, at least as a neet I could play video games and watch movies all day, maybe I'll feel better about my job when I get paid. If not, going to find something else.

>>35498738
Being a wageslave is equally depressing in my opinion. You dont realise how grateful you are for neetlife before you lose it

>>35498720
t. intimidated white pig

>Cuts to laughing Paki

>>35498776
The switch has about 50 different problems that break the console m8, literally the worst launch iv ever seen

>>35498776
buy a Wii U if you just want to play Zelda, it's got quite a few great games now, I'm going to buy a switch when more games are out
>>35498802
>he doesn't remember the PS3 or 360

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>>35498763
I want to go back to drinking but it seems to fuck up my stomach bad and I spend most of the night just barely on the verge of vomiting. Like between 2am and 6am, but before and after I'm more or less fine.

It never used to be like this.

>>35498826
>he doesn't remember the PS3 or 360
The switch is far worse than those senpai, screen gets dead pixels after 5 minutes

>>35498872
the RROD affected way more systems than the Switch, that shit was an epidemic

>>35498777
>>35498787

i was a neet for about two years and the main thing that depressed me was the lack of a social life. i read a lot and worked out a lot so i never really felt like a degenerate.

at uni atm. hardly go into uni now a days now because i am suffering with insomnia. will probably have to get a job. the job seekers was already tryong to get me to work before i went to uni

>>35498899
Except Microsoft had a returns policy whereas if a switch gets dead pixels Nintendo won't fix anything

>>35498441
was playing gta V this weekend. forgot how much i loved this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdUYVQa1X2Y
>>35498472
excellent choice of song senpai,

>>35498965
I can't think of any company that will replace something for a few dead pixels, it's usually up to the store that sells it

>>35498441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGiJ8XxmtWU

pls no bully pls thx

>>35498441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQu71l1WQ3g&t=1s

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The End For My Youtube Videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lTfX8tqXxM

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>>35499043
>other companies are anti consumer so it's ok for this one to be as well

I hate birthdays. People make you the centre of attention and then people buy you gifts which you feel bad for when you inevitably dont use

>>35499147
>being so much of a faggot that a few dots on a screen triggers you so much

>>35499165

i share your pain my m8, ive kept my birthday a secret from as many people as i can

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evening lads! what you all up to today?

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631

get in here lads

>>35496798
man life is just not worth it

it used to be when I had friends but the 5/10 enjoyment I get out of life is just not worth the cost and the low periods

anyone weigh up their life recently and feel like shit?

>>35499245

listening to songs from my youth and teen years making myself sad for no reason at all, and worrying about how much the gonvernment is stopping people from smoking, it will be gone completely within the next 15 years i think, i love smoking too

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>>35499146

Jesus christ, some of you lads are proper bastards when you want to be.

I mean, he's one step up from poleaboo, but bloody hell...

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>>35499180
OK so you don't have an argument then. Name calling won't make the switch less shit.

>>35499229
Yeah. Same here. Some people at work know but only really the people who deal with my paperwork and they seemed to forget. Friends barely know and my Facebook it turned to not show it. Unfortunatley family know it so have to deal with them

who else had /weirdfriends/ growing up? in year 8 one of my mates poo'd in a sandwich bag and his mum paid him 2 quid for it

another friend of mine went to the sports centre after school and did a poo on a windscreen and smeared it in with the windscreen wiper

not entirely sure why, i remember thinking it was a bit odd at the time but i just laughed and went home thinking not much of it

>>35499286
>calls me a nintentodlder
>gets mad when called a faggot

laffin mate

>>35499303

i had a strange friend when i was a teenager, if we were out late at night hed draw cocks and balls on car windows in the frost, called himself "the phantom cocker"

>>35499318
Are you sure it wasn't you, lad?

>>35499318
tbchwy lad i remember ruining a stacey whores leaver book by plastering huge dongs over every page when she asked me to sign it

twice this week my benis has refused to work and it's been embarrassing. the second time was last night and it woke up in the end but only after we'd tried and given up once. I think it's my anxiety playing up so now I'm constantly scared that it'll keep happening.

ordered some viagra from an online pharmacy. will it help me ride out the anxiety?

what kind of person were you known as in high school'? me and my friends used to get called the halo crew because we played video games all the time

>>35499422
Maybe you don't like girls anymore...?

>>35499427
We were called the nerd herd and we were hated by almost everyone.

>>35499350

if it was me i would have gone all the way m8, i would have had a mask and a cape with a big "C" on it

>>35499146

Maybe he should work from a script

>>35499427
I think every single guy in my school played video games a lot

>>35499255
>https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
GET IN HERE LADS

>>35499507
It's full, you cunt.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12522670

>>35499427
I just kinda existed. That bloke with long hair I suppose.

>>35499558
How am I alone in pro butter

>>35499427
the one who never talks and was always alone

>>35499604
We're all too lazy to butter

>>35499462

I think it's a general apathy. I've lost a bit of interest in sex but definitely not a fag, lad

>>35499558
It's not that simple.
It depends on what I'm doing with the bread.
Bread with soup? No.
Toast with jam/marmalade/marmite? Yes.
Sandwich with peanut butter or nutlla? No.
Sandwich with bacon? Yes.
Toast with nutella? No.
Sandwich with egg spread? No.
Baguette with italian meal? Yes.
etc.

>>35499422
>will it help me ride out the anxiety?
it will help somebody ride. ayyyy
i would think it wouldn't help in the long run, if it was me i would still be thinking negatively, but get a decent stock and you won't need to worry abiut droopy dick syndrome

>>35499649
how does viagra work? i love the idea of getting a hench stiffy but how do i get rid of it once i've had enough? do i just have to endure the wang on for multiple hours because that sounds like torture

what's a good first car lads.

cheap, and fits into the low insurance brackets

>>35499627
Butter on anything but scones is for plebs. It ruins the flavour of whatever you put in the sandwich turning it into a mushy, greasy mess

>>35499675
my mini cooper has done the trick for the past 4 years, plus people always look at it so its a bit of an eye grabber

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>>35499675
there is only one choice

>>35499710
You are using too much butter if that happens.

>>35499675
Get a clio or a Peugeot 108 or something. Something with a light steering wheel and light gearbox, it helps a lot with concentrating when you're first learning
>>35499713
Rich tosser

>>35499675
I have an old fiat punto that gets the job done

>>35499752
>get a french car

literally dont do this

>>35499675
What's your budget? Get a ford fiesta, they're everywhere so you get them for cheap

>>35499752
>Rich tosser

Not him but Minis are like 800 quid used

>>35499672
i don't know how it works lad. guess you'd just wait for it to go limp after you take it

>girl across the street left her curtains open again
>I can see her eating in front of the TV
>with her Chad boyfriend

>>35496973
Where'd you find 11/8 about an 8/11 shot?
Have me a grand on too, and i'll pay on after, bhai.
Draw's the bet, anyway.

>>35499842
I doubt he's talking about an old mini

>>35499909
>look out window every so often because i like to look at the sky and get comfy
>little girl outside in the street on her bike
>her gran comes out, brings her inside and stares at me
>scowls at me whenever I walk past now

>>35499948
he's probably on about a Mini Hatch which is the most popular mini and is about 800-1000 quid

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>>35499675

I drive this, peugeot 206.
Won't blow your chick's knicks off, but it does the job, pretty fast and agile.

>>35499672
it increases your blood pressure so when your turned on your dick fills with more blood quickly. that's about it.

>>35498763
can I drink with you, qt lad?

I'm a shapeshifter
what else can i be?
please don't take off my mask
my disguise

>>35499952
Fuck that happens all the time to me too, there's always some fucker walking past the house the exact moment I go to the window.

I got some real dirty looks when I started taking an interest in the sun and stars.

Forgot how loud the 360 is. Sounds like a plane taking off

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>>35500035
Sure lad just cracked open my second beer, kanpai!

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>>35496798
>that Smug Wojak in the OP

>>35499675
im looking for a car that is able to fold the rear seats down completely flat, i plan to live in it

Lads has anyone here ever had Skol? It's all that's left in the house and I'm debating if it's worth going to the shop for something else

> tfw pretty much teetotal, but do vape weed
> get some beers on a whim
> one very small beer into tonight
> already buzzed

Not used to this shit, desu.

>>35500144
>Skol
The beer? It seems alright

>>35500000
checking the get


deeeeeesuuuuuuu~

>>35500165
oh it's some whiney fussy eater cunt that needs to grow up

>>35500097
Did it for you lad, enjoy it.

>>35498138
>shitting in the bathroom
>not going out to shit on the streets

>>35500202
Many thanks! I will.

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>>35500204
>tfw you move to a new neighbourhood
>None of the streets are D E S I G N A T E D
>Have to shit in an un-D E S I G N A T E D street

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>>35500090
Opening up my first one, to good heath!

>>35500218
What's the difference between a D E S I G N A T E D and un-D E S I G N A T E D street?

pls no bully

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come inside :3

>>35500254
>come inside
Sure. Balls deep

>>35500246
one is a D E S I G N A T E D shitting street the other is a normal street

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>local peri peri chicken joint is the tits
>learn it has a hygiene rating of 2
>get inexplicably put off even though it's delicious, don't eat there for a year
>walking past it on the way home the other day
>see it's now earned itself a 4
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys

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>going for a lab tech role to gain some experience
>just pussied out and called to say i couldn't attend due to illness as I felt extremely unprepared.

How much of a fucking coward am I because my self worth is now currently at its lowest point than its ever been?

>>35500222
>tfw no Dagashi gf

>>35500097
#justwojakthings

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>>35500259
come inside
come tonight
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bby i want u
ye ye chek it
i want u bby
ye ye
chek it chekit

cum inside me bby
cum inside a bby
cum inside me lately

ey bby
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cum cum cum for me
pls

>>35500280
food hygiene ratings are for normies (Who's kitchens wouldn't even get a 3)

>>35500097
Can't decide if I relate more to wojack or comfy pepe

>>35500272
I already know that, but why are D E S I G N A T E D streets better for shitting?

>>35500280
I've been eating at a chink place that's been a two for years, how can something that's so delicious be dangerous

>>35500323
I always get as many Pepe points as Wojak points in that "are you a Wojak or a Pepe" test.

>>35500314
All it takes is one bad case of food poisoning to put you off any place with a low rating.

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Is Wetherspoons officially the place of the robot?

>>35500359
>eat at chink place with 0 rating
>everyone wonders how i can eat there
>order double happiness one day
>munching through it
>find a plaster half way through
>continue to eat through it

>>35500380
>smartphone app
>place of the robot

m8

>>35500373
you say food poisoning, I say a week off work

>>35500380
I occasionally visit the spoons, but I usually just get an ultimate burger. i haven't went as much since the girls at the counter look like they're judging me.

Tfw none of the spoons around me do the club sandwich anymore

>>35500356
It's just the way it's done, if there were no D E S I G N A T E D then all the streets would be covered in shit

>>35500393
>0 rating
Wouldn't it be shut down if it got a rating that low?

>>35500393
kek lad don't even blame you

>eating in a chink buffet place
>mate munching on his food
>bites on a paperclip
>he just puts it to the side of the plate and carries on eating
>the waiter just glares at it when bringing us drinks

>>35497955
(You) for dubz

>>35500412
You say week off work, I say bodily fluid evacuation hell.

I'd rather work for a week.

>>35500432
Nah just means they got bugs or roaches

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>>35500453
I get paid either way mate

>>35500515
So do I. I'd still prefer to be paid for the fatigue of a week's work to the hell of full blown food poisoning.

>>35500429
I thought D E S I G N A T E D streets had a better shitting experience or something.

>>35500582
a shit is a shit mate

>>35500582
designated streets have lots of shit.

a true pajeet only shits on clean street, till he has a shit on all the streets.
it is a turf war.

I can't take this, lads
I need sex right now. Someone come to me and let me bum 'em

>>35500629
Does he want to make every street D E S I G N A T E D?

>>35500860
What's this operation? A dumping of poo and corpses into the thames or something?

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>>35500301
blacktexting

#justwojakthings

>>35499649

yea, I don't think I'll need it long term. just need to restore my faith in my benis over the next couple of weeks and move on

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>>35500900
Here comes the science part

someone needs to get a hobby, lads

>>35501111
Nice quads, lad. The quads of truth

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>>35501158
oraegnl

got some smeg on my knob, any of you faggy boys into licking it off

>>35501207
Only if you buy me some nappies after I finish doing it.

First Brexit is cancelled and now /britfeel/.

Should I ask my flatmate if she'd like to partake in casual sex? We've both been out of it for a bit and she did try to get with me when she was drunk

oh look, the baby is having a temper tantrum
>WAHHH LOOK AT ME PLEASE

Hard hitting factual documentary Kyle Files on ITV, lads. Don't miss it

>>35501226
How long is left on your lease

>>35501214
k then big boy

>>35501243
Make sure to buy the Cushies brand.

Can't we just send some troops into scotland to sort out their farce of a government?

>>35501241
About 4 months for me

>>35501226
Just start wanking in the open. She'll come around.

Lads I'm the lad earlier who said he'll quit his job if I don't enjoy it but after thinking I just want to quit it tbqh, there's a job here that seems fun but they're asking if I have other work commitments and when can I start. Can I just say I don't and and can start immediately and then just quit my current job. I've only been there for 2 weeks do I have to give a 4 week notice and shit

>>35501263
Go for it, not worth doing at the start of a lease but 4 mo is nothing to lose tier

>>35497250
I found my brother's milkshake stash. It's been dwindling mysteriously quickly since.

>>35501290
As far as I'm aware, you don't have to give notice until you've been working there a long time.

Unless that's the other way around, if they were to fire you.

>>35497250
I found my sister's dildo and a notebook rating all the blokes she'd shagged

scarred tbqh

>>35501396
Cheers lad, just read my contract and I only have to give 1 week notice if I want a reference, might as well

I've had two large McDonald's today lads, I feel a bit sick now.

>>35501403
post the ratings lad

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Can't believe he had to resort to this
What an utter weapon

>>35501435
You should order some dominos now, lad.

>>35501488

I'm not a bloody millionaire.

I might get a masala pizza from the pakis though.

>>35501464
I didn't keep a record, I honestly wanted to forget them as soon as I saw them

>>35501486
It's Scot/BritAnon

i just ate two mangos lads i feel sick

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What's the weirdest thing you've seen on a /night walk/?

pic related

>>35501503
honestly lads I know we don't like the darkies but what would we do without them desu

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>>35497955
Here (you) go you fucking scavenger.

>>35501505
well what format were they in atleast? like
>dave, 6.5 inches, bit smelly, came a lot, 7/10

>>35501514
Presumed it was poles, what tiggered britanon enough to resort to this

>>35501522
this dumb monkey. every fucking time. spoilers are always trap gifs or this stupid monkey

>>35501503
oi lad, I found this the other day pretty great if im honest, someone basically found every single dominos voucher, you type your post code in and it shows every dominos voucher for that area
https://www.latestdeals.co.uk/dominos-pizza-vouchers

>>35501527
Have a lot less crime, no ethnic tension and reduced taxes? We have the recipe, they can fuck off.

>>35501546
That's one of his characters yeah.

>>35501541
basically that except without the measurements

>>35501568
No it isn't. Don't be ridiculous.

>>35501527

I like everyone who gives me food desu

Funny how there are people who will actually defend voting Britain out of the world economy completely just because they don't like "foreigners"

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>>35501598
same tbqh lad
based turks and their ocakbasi grills

>>35501567
We took the recipes and fucking IMPROVED them, and added some decent hygiene practices to the preparation. What do they even do, anymore?

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>>35501547
not always true that lad

>>35501640
I want my country back

>>35501652
Genuinely surprised tbqh

>>35501640
>out of the world economy completely
And how would that even work, you bloody moron.

>got high fapped to hentai while lying in bed
> just before busting a nut i lifted blanket because cba changing it and tried to reach for my cum t-shirt which was on the floor near my bed like i normally do.
>i was to slow and came ,it shot into my face and my eye before i can grab the cum shirt
> and because i busted so hard and was edging for like 3hours i was exhausted and did not clean up
>cum dries on my face all crusty n shit

>>35501598
If I gave you some food, would you give me a hug?

>>35501673
Pretty hot, tbqhwym8.
I'd cum on your face, too.

>>35501695

Yeah mate, inbox me.

>>35501640
>because they don't like "foreigners"

You have to ask yourself why. Maybe it has something to do with irreversible demographic change or maybe the stupidly disproportionate amount of crime they commit?

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>just started fapping to POV porn
>cumming buckets

>>35501640
I like how you imply that hating foreigners isn't a good enough reason

>>35501755
>just started
>pov

where the fuck have you been lad?

>>35501739
Good job. These Brit threads are cancer and they need to be stopped.

can someone as well as me please start reporting this cunt

>>35501779

I have been. Try not to talk about it, they always want attention.

>>35501779
already am lad

>>35501774
don't cry little yank, I'm sure amerifeel will take off next time :^)

>>35501774
>autistic faggot spamming and samefagging
Come on lad, give it a rest and stop being a nigger.

>>35501640
you know absolutely fuck all about economics

>>35501770
Looking elsewhere, for a long time i've been searching up multiple styles of porn because my degeneracy wasn't satisfied, but one good POV changed me. I didn't know how bad I was missing it until now.

>>35501851
I hate foreigners too lad, but let's not pretend that Brexit is going to help our economy.

I support it despite the economic hit we are going to take though.

>>35501807
we should help em out next time, obviously go in disguise though
yeehaw good buddy y'all havin a nice day
breddy convincing eh?.

OP maker here. I'm done if this is how you're going to tread /britfeel/. I won't be making any new threads.

You've ruined it yourselves.

She find pictures in my e-mail
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good with that shit
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at

Really tempted to buy a pack of Opal Fruits off ebay

>>35501891
it'll never work

amerifeel has always been like those rare moments in /britfeel/ where the northern monkeys and the southern fairies go at each other's throats, except for them it's all the time

>>35501899
It's just one fool spamming for his life you stupid jewbong.

>>35501953
I'm British and I've made a few Amerifeel threads for a laugh, just to take the piss out of Americans.

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>>35501774
Britfeel never dies lad, actually we've had almost consecutive 24 hour coverage since the start of 2017, if anything we're getting stronger than ever.

Respect to the NEETs and sleepy wagekeks who do the night shift

>>35501899
Good. Fuck off, Britcuck. Go and watch /Goodfellas/ While Pakis rape little Brit girls

lads, what's the appeal of anime? I can understand digging the odd show here and there for its story or whatever, but my flatmates at uni are full-on weebs yet somehow normies and it really confuses me.

>>35501899
errr I made the thread and made the current OP images...
stop talking shit

>>35502016
>its a faggot american episode

>>35502033
Simple storylines, idealised scenarios for neet escapism, overly expressive characters that make it easy for autists to understand.
It's the perfect form of entertainment.

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>>35496798
just a playful thought

>>35502008
>Respect to the NEETs and sleepy wagekeks who do the night shift
and respect to you too lad

it's not bad, getting paid to keep the feels alive all night

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>>35501904
>tfw no kanye /bestfriend/
desudesudesu desu

>>35502008
I used to live just down the street from there, at 119 Brick Lane.

>>35502008
what about the early rising wagies, i'm up before 05:00 and join in to help keep it alive, and others do as well
thanks mate. love this place as well

>>35502098
saltbeef with gherkin and mustard master race

>>35502096
NOW IF I GET THIS BITCH ON MY ASSHOLE

Police helicopter is circling again lads, last time it happened (only last week) was a twat firing off a gun in his garden, i hate living here

>>35502101
You're in the sleepy wagekek bracket lad.

Maximum respect as a fellow wageslave, we used to absolutely have a 3-4am-8am deadzone but it's been 24hr so much lately.

>>35502033
anime has a distinctive feel about it. The stories and characters are completely different to what you would find in a western live action tv series. im not the biggest anime fan but some anime is great. its great for escapism too because of how different it is.

>>35502146
Japan has a completely different storytelling style to the west, look up "aspect to aspect"

>>35502114
Yes mate. So good.

But you get so sick of it quickly if you go too often.

At the time I was staying up all night smoking weed most of the time, so I used to go for the munchies at night, but ended up getting sick of it after 3 months and have only been once or twice since.

>>35502138
move to a white area retard, and yes you can afford it

>>35502167
Used to live around there too but more bottom of kingsland so didn't go there as often.

yeah can imagine getting sick of it if you were a late night munchie lad

>>35502183
your comment makes no sense. most chavs are white. i live in a predominately white working class area, and its white people going around causing trouble. you should say "move to a middle class area", and he probably doesent have the money for that.

>>35502252
>pretending like even the poorest of white areas compares to a shitskin enclave

kill yourself, white dominate areas are much safer, friendlier and better to live in

>>35502183
you've clearly never lived in a poor white area

I've known white cunts as bad as any brown cunt

>>35502215
The Old St end of Kingsland Road? Fucking amazing location.

>>35502291
fuck off shitskin, its obvious now

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Thanks to the mods for sorting out that homosexual gentleman spamming earlier.

Post the flag of the Falklands to give praise

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>>35502322
Almost like that post is designed to trigger us

>>35502278
i didnt say that. you're projecting you soft twat. i said that most shit areas are full of white people so telling him to move to a white area is retarded.

fuck off back to /pol/ you sad cringy cunt. you sounds like a yank too.

>>35502310
sorry for being a white bloke who dared to have life experiences that don't validate your absurd superiority complex, you sheltered middle class daily mail reader

>>35502322
>falklands
>argentine

errors.jpg

it would be malvinas if you wanted to say they were argentine

>>35502310
seriously, you're retarded. i live in an area where it is white people doing the shootings.

grow up

>>35502343
>>35502352
living cuckolds ladies and gentlemen, now bend over for the niggers guys

>>35502310
Have you never been near any council estates in the North? Gangs of white youths who will break your windows just because of boredom and set fire to your bins

>>35502299
Yeah just near the bridge, was good at the time but wouldn't live around there now, it's just too rowdy on the weekends.

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing today?
What have you been up to?
What did you have for tea?

Hope you've all had a great day and are feeling well! Hope whatever you have had for tea was yummy too!

Is security anon around?

>>35502408
Alright, lad. Bought Killer is Dead on sale so I'm about to play a bit of that.

>>35502408
reporting in, lenner

how're you doing tonight

>>35502383
Agreed, not sure I could hack it myself. What year was that?

Don't suppose you were ever one of Hussain's customers?

>>35502377
>i have no argument

grow a pair you silly cunt

>>35502408
How have your canal side endeavours been going?

>>35496798
How come was Elliot Rodger thread removed? Is this place getting sick? Or fully retarded?

>>35502520
the fuck was the eliot thread?

>>35502520
Get out of our britfeels, johnny foreigner.

>>35502408
Missed you lad, i'd give you a kissu if I could

>>35502408
Training slayer on OSRS, and listening to spotify. Just letting it pick shit for me.
Hasn't been too bad

>>35502408
>How are you all doing today?

pretty good thanks

i have been doing uni work and playing vagrant story

i had hot dogs and chips for my tea

bump for smug (brit)feels

>>35502183

i live in a very white area, niggers and pakis face alot of abuse around here laddy

Reminder you're posting this thread on the wrong board, retard.