Tinder thread

I usually try to make a dumb-but-aware-of-its-own-dumbness pun using their name.

That opener is pretty beta, but the results speak for themselves. Good job op.

I usually open with "If you don't date me I will FUCKING KILL MYSELF"
I get laid every night bruh

Usually just begin with a hey, ask them what they do for work/study, then say that I'm not looking for a relationship. Of the ones that respond initially about half seem to be dtf. Fairly straight to the point, not really alpha, but it's a numbers game anyway.

>>35496705
It was meant to be a joke, i ususlly just fling shit and see what sticks, obviously she found it funny.
>>35496736
I would try this but I don't want to freak anyone out to the extent that they would call the police or some shit. Somebody who looks smart enough to take the joke might still be dumb as rocks.

>>35496053
follow the rule of "there are no girls on the internet". Meaning don't treat the conversation like sex is the expected end point, just treat them like any other person, shoot the shit, let her flirt first, bumble is especially good for this method