>mfw my 400 lb autistic brother literally sat on my cat AND

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>>35488247
>MY CAT IS FUCKING DEAD
good
I am happy your cat is dead

>>35488247
You have to sit on him until he dies

https://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/24409527

the redux

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>>35488247
It's time to show them, anon

>>35488247
Make them feel awful, let them know how horrible you think they are and make them cry

Then move out and go no contact for a while

Only do this if you don't care about them anymore though.

>>35488247
Anon its just a fucking animal calm down no big deal

>>35488247
fuck cats, so yeah i dont feel bad for you. at all.

>>35488247
The lives of animals are short and fragile op and the sooner you learned this, the better.
I have lost no less than four cats to various illnesses and accidents, one of which had to be terminated due to gosh darned organic brain dementia.
Animals live and then die. Often horribly.

>owning a cat
theres your problem
next time get a dog you massive faggot

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YOUR BROTHER IS LESS USEFUL THAN AN ANIMAL AT LEAST A CAT CAN CATCH MICE AND SHIT IM FUCKING
PISSED
OFF
REEEEEEE

>>35488744
This anon shills so much truth Mulder wants to probe his sphincter

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My cat is locked and loaded ready to avenge your kitty just say the word anon

Your brother be fucking beaten.

Also what's with the fucking cat hating normies ITT? Cats are a robot animal, if you don't like them you need to leave.

>>35488376
his brother is also just a fucking animal

>>35488247
F

Just dropping by to pay my respects, Anon.

>>35488247
It's clear that you need to kill your brother

F

You should get revenge.
Crush cherry pits and put it in his food. There's enough cyanide to make him ill and feel like shit, but not enough to kill him unless you feed him many.
Find out his LoL login info and sell all his shit and delete his characters.
Make a "USB killer" and plug it into his PC, or microwave his video card. If they replace it, start fucking with the software instead.
Shit and piss in his bed. They'll think he did it. Do it everyday for as long as possible. They'll think he has some kind of new problem.

Go for the long game.
Pretend to be a girl. Get into a relationship with him online. Torture him as you see fit.
Get him to send nudes. Use them to blackmail him while pretending to be someone else. Distribute them anyway.

You need passive aggressive revenge.

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>>35488247
You have to revenge this on him. Tie him up while he sleeps and then sit on his face untill he almost gets choked. He deserves it.

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>>35489204
>Also what's with the fucking cat hating normies ITT?
They ALL deserve to DIE.

My older brother beat my mums dog to death. He's an icehead, just got out of prison for beating his Asian girlfriend and has BPD. She was a golden labrador named Sally. She was such a happy dog. She had a little black coloured patch of hair because her dad was a purebred black labrador. I would stop round my mums place and see how everyone is. Sally would be lying there with blood coming out of her nose and eyes. I told mum "Hey mum, Sally's bleeding, maybe you should take her to the vet", mum just replies "Well she's getting a bit old anyway". One day I came round and Sally was lying on the couch, I thought she was sleeping, mum was looking sad, I asked her is everything ok, she said "No, Sally's dead". I looked at Sally and saw that she was indeed dead, I clapped my hands a bunch of times to try and wake her up. Mum is a pervert, she whispered to me "Touch her. Go on. Touch her." While there is no direct proof that my brother beat her, all the telltale signs were there. Sally became withdrawn and timid when my brother was there. She was such a happy dog, full of energy. I taught her how to walk up and down stairs so she had more freedom in the cramped 2 bedroom house my mum lives in. I wish I took her for more walks. I should have took her to the beach more often. I should have bought her big tasty bones to munch on. I should have given her more social contact with other dogs. I used to hold her when the lightning and thunder would happen, and every now and then when it would strike she would let out a big bark and I would gently shush her to keep her calm. She used to sleep in my bed, in the morning she would wake me up by nuzzling my hand and I would let her outside. Sometimes I would pretend to be asleep for 5 more minutes just so she would move my hand, I regret these little things I did to her.

>>35488247
I'll mourn for your kitty. Was it cute?

>my 400 lb autistic brother
You know what to do, fucking murder him with a straight-razor

>>35492043
I read bones as boner.

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>>35492043
>My older brother beat my mums dog to death.
He will experience the same, or worse, death one day. Filth like him does not deserve to live. Who knows if he raped Sally too. In that case he should be killed through impaling.

Beautiful story for some parts tho. Sally will live in your heart as long as you live. Do never forget about her.

>>35492043
what if it just died

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>>35492096
But first put on a fursuit that makes you resemble the deceased kitty

I would seriously consider killing him but it has to look like an accident

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If this actually happened and is not a shitpost just beat him up or torture him, as killing would have far greater legal repercussions.

Say it was an accident and go back to your room.
There is no reason for your brother to live anyway, he exists solely out of your family's pity.
He is human waste anon.

I'm very sorry about your cat, i don't know what i'd do if anything were to happen to my cats.

>>35488247
Punch him a bunch in the tummy so you don't mess his face up

KEK

your cat was shit anyway OP

>>35492043
>"Well she's getting a bit old anyway"
shit excuse not to look after your dog

imagine if it was your mom "oh boy I just shit blood and am leaking blood from my nose, eyes and ears "

"fuck off mom your just old lol"

your family is trash mate

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>>35488247
Your brother is a robot and you're a normie faggot who got BTFO

>>35488288
implying that it was never real or that the same kind of things don't happen to the same dysfunctional types of humans who have and will always generate most of the rare OC for these hives of shutin scum (and yes, LARPers)?

>>35488247
seriously punch your brother in the face a few times. im not joking he deserves it

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>>35489204
Cats are the stacies of pets:
>don't give a shit about anyone but themselves
>expected to be treated like royalty by betas, think they own the place
>will fuck off and take a dicking from strangers as they please, like an unloyal gf
>don't do anything except "look good" which is apparently enough
>generally manipulative and get away with it