what is your excuse?
posted at 10:39 PM
>>35486122
>what is your excuse?
not a snail
>>35486122
I'm not a hermaphroditic garden snail
I'M A HUMAN BEING GOD DAMN YOU
If there was only 1 girl who could breed with me in the world, she would probably still choose to be lonely
If there are two here what are the chances that there are a ton more?
>>35486138
I see what you...
but I haven't found a lover you pieces of shits. You haven't even set me free yet.
Being hermaphrodite Hitler sucks.
>>35486433
A ton more is irrelevant when population density could mean there are entire colonies full of regular snails, and snails only migrate like 20 meters in their entire life span
>1-in-a-million odds
>1 million dates to find a match
Even if you found that one in a million girl who is as messed up as you are, she'd want Chad.