Check this shit out. Also, poop general.

>>35485799
decent turd. color seems a little bit light.
what is with the rectangle toilet?

>>35485799
>poop general
Why do I still come here?


Originally

>>35485799
why is your toilet a fucking square?

>>35485924
>>35486026

What shape are your toilets?

>>35486084
a circle/oval

>>35486279

You are weird. Rectangular toilets are obviously master race.

>>35485799
looks like a black beetle is on it first couple inches of the submerged part of the main log.

I started having real nice clean poops for months, it actually feels fucking superb. Have you ever taken a shit and barely had to wipe? That's because you have a lot of fiber in your system, so make sure to start getting that in your diet.

I fucking hate this board why did i come back here

god im fucking disgusting this just happened an hour ago
>havent shit for about a week
>take excess stool softeners and laxatives
>hemorrhoids open up, blood in stool, hard chunks in shit, pretty much normal for me
>smells awful like mint gum and shit mixed together
>do a courtesy flush for myself
>toilet begins overflowing
>panic and start pulling carpets, newspaper racks, etc away from impending doom
>sick to my stomach and begin to gag
>backstep and slip on my mushy turd
>dramatically slam my head into my washing machine
>shit, piss, hemorrhoid blood is everywhere
I feel worse than a fucking rape victim after cleaning that up

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>>35485799
>poop general
fucking kek, r9k might actually be getting better.

>>35485799
Describe taste anon please

>>35487663
well you may have just discovered that life is capable of raping you more thoroughly than any one person

>>35487357

I used to get it lots, now it is happening less and less.