>tfw doctor suggested yoga to relieve my PPP Thinking about

>>35485265
>he doesnt know about the toothpaste method

Have you tried the flying paperclip maneuver?

>>35485265
what the fug is that shit, it looks like coral polyps on your dick

>>35485265
try the light silk skid first or you're gonna get scarring

>>35485265
just poke each one with sewing needle using a big magnifying glass

holy fuck
how does that even happen
what even is that

how would yoga help?

>>35485265
I have PPP on the back side of my shaft but women never notice. Most people have at least some pampas bumps on their cocks. That's pretty severe man. Idk man. I like playing with mine sometimes. I'm sure you could find some women that are into it. Make make a jerk off video and put it on porn hub to boost ur confidence

>>35485265
>cut dicks look nicer and cleaner!

>>35485265
cut off yout miserable dick and become a gril. this is a sign from God that you are not meant to have a penis.

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>>35485265
Hi, I am an internet doctor. I got my degree from the Online College of Excellence. My diagnosis small head syndrome. It is cured by electrolysis of the penis. A simple method of this technique is to used aluminum foil and make two prongs and then secure it to your penis. the second step is to insert the two prongs into a light socket. By doing this your problem should go away overnight.

>>35485265
The fuck is "PPP"? Post-aPocalyptic Penis?

>>35485265
>doctor suggested yoga
what? go see a different doctor BRO

>>35485829
Something to do with Penis Pebbles or some shit

I'm more disgusted by your nasty ass nails.

>>35485829
Pee pee protrusions

Apply steroid cream nightly. You can thank me later.

>>35485993
ya i'm trying to make sense of this

>>35486354
Creams burn too much. Maybe sand paper would work better?

>>35485265
Dry penis guy! Boy have I missed ye.

I've seen you round here for a while now. How's everything?

>>35486951
You might just have to tough it out, my man. Try taking some painkillers then rubbing a bit.

>>35487071
I can't cum when I use any kind of lube. It has to be dry so I can get a good grip.

how did your penis get so dry in the first place
why doesn't this happen to other cutfags either

>>35485265

Try foreskin restoration. Think long term goals.

>>35487125
Try putting it on before bed so its not wet before you masturbate

Or you could try using a towel before masturbating then applying cream after.

Just scrape the skin off with a straight razor and wait for it to grow back all nice and smooth.

>>35485265
So fucking disgusting but I can't stop looking. Makes my fucking skin crawl and shiver. Blaaah

>>35485265
>doctor suggested yoga
How the hell is stretching gonna solve a skin condition?

>>35487480
Dty penis guy is beautiful and must not be made fun of.

>tfw cut
>tfw have some tears but they aren't too bad
>tfw not sure if they'll get worse with time or one day I'll wake up with these bubbles

Just remember girls will not give a shit especially if they're super horny

>>35485829
penile party poppers

what the fuck is this?
Cut dicks get pimples on the head? And you think that's better than simply washing your dick in the shower?

>>35485748
Actually this particular affliction only affects cut males at a rate of 7.8%, while uncut have them 33% of the time

>>35489958
What actually is it?

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>>35489159
>penile party poppers

you slay me anon

>>35485578
Get jewed or islamazised and rub your pee-pee with your hand without lube 'till the shit keratinizes.

>>35489985
An cosmetic defect. It's scary looking but harmless unless you need it to be.

>>35487239
Foreskin restoration != ripping up your remaining penile nerve endings.
Foregen and stemcell stuff looks promising.

>>35491480
*A
>>35485792
:( you make me sad, man in my head.

>>35491480
I've never seen PPP on the glans of the penis. Does it hurt at all? What do girls(/guys) say?

>>35485265
Wait, are you sure this is PPP? I can't find *any* pictures of PPP that looks anything like this.