I want to talk to some people for once. I will reply to every

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>>35484913
I'm posting a non-meme and will summarily hide this thread

>>35484935
Sounds good, welcome friend

>>35484913
Refrain from posting chimps ty

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>>35485186
Why, you don't like dark chocolate?

>>35484913
Hi. I don't have friends. I just dropped my university education. I'm from a third world country (Mexico). My life is empty. I'm almost 20 years old. I've never worked in my life. I have a bad relationship with my parents. My only one oneitis was a 49 year old woman that I used to take a class with for 2 semesters. Is my english bad? well I just hope you guys can comprend what I type. I'm a kissless virgin. I don't have social life. I don't have hobbies apart of lurking and listening to 80's (alternative) rock music.

at least my only friend is still at my school

I just finished a night shift and I have no clue why I'm still browsing 4chan instead of sleeping

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>>35484913
Got hooked on pills for a while while in college after getting a concussion while skateboarding. Doctors kept me out of class for three weeks because my symptoms weren't disappearing but really I was just high on pills the entire time. Stayed hooked for a couple months after that before I finally failed out of class, and they kicked me out. Left that town and couldn't find a reup so I kicked my habit and I'm pissed at myself for throwing my future down the drain. Living with my mom, working a minimum wage checking job, smoking weed to help cope with the anxiety, depression and insomnia (actual side effects of my head injury who woulda thunk it). 20 years old finally got my first car. It's an 88 Grand caravan. Going to punk shows to try and meet people, but also have to stay away from the drugs while I'm there. Lost and confused. Spend each day in a haze. But how are you?

>>35484913
fat nigger tits

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OP, which one do you think I should buy? They'd each cost about the same after 5 years (except for the Jaguar, that would be slightly more expensive) and I wouldn't lower the BMW so much.

>>35486199
your English is actually very good I just wish my Spanish was anywhere close to it

>>35484913
I have a phenibut hangover right now. I just finished eating some thai chili jam. I'm feeling pretty good. How are you fagon? What did you last eat? Which meal was it? Where are you from?

I'm having a fap-a-thon tomorrow and I'd appreciate to save more of your chocolate goodness. I'd love ya if youhad any magic fapping techniques to share.

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>>35484913
>ironically browing /r9k/
>see this post
will op really talk to little ol me (>^.^)>

>>35484913
I found a rare girl on youtube while searching dumb shit on youtube
What do you guys think about her besides that she is fucking dumb and crazy

>>35486199
Nah, your English isn't that bad though you spelled comprehend wrong.

There's still hope for you, though it sucks that you dropped out of college. I would suggest trying your best to find a job at least and then go from there.

>>35486254
Nice

>>35486284
Do you have insomnia?

>>35486503
I'm doing alright. I'm not a big fan of live music, but I don't think you're going to meet any worthwhile people at punk shows. Maybe try church, they don't do any drugs harder than weed at church.

>>35486663
They're lovely aren't they?

>>35486675
Bottom right

>>35487483
Glad some of us are doing alright man, I have tried church on several occasions. I always feel ostracized by the community in there. My town isn't very keen on outsiders. I've found the most welcoming group to be the punkers, but the drug use is too intense for me. Other than that, the only other groups to associate myself would be the highschool parties, but those became chock full of meth and heroin after I graduated.

>>35487646
Sounds like you live in the country, correct?

>>35487332
Yes, I will!
>>35487446
I don't know who you are talking about? What's her channel name.

>>35487646
Punk shows normally just have guys trying to be Henry Rollins and their girlfriends (assuming you're talking about hardcore). What type of people are trying to meet?

>>35487693
Yeah. Raised in San Diego, moved to a town in Montana during high school.

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How do you make internet friends?

When I was a teenager I had a group of 5 online friends and we talked every day over skype while playing games. I fell out with them and have always wanted to get into another group like that but I'm 21 now and it hasn't happened yet.

>>35487332
im not op but i will talk to you!!! ^_^

>>35487717
https://youtu.be/GJaexe2TxSY
One of her vids

Hi OP or any anon that feels like talking. Whats been bothering you recently?

>>35487751
Sounds rough. I hated living in the country, its where the white race goes to die.

>>35487771
The internet became normie-friendly around 2008-2009. Its just not the same anymore, your best bet is to find a steamfriend but beyond that I don't know

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>>35487778
Thoughts about this picture?

>>35487838
i think they're kinda cute :3

>>35487741
The bands that usually play out here (punk in Montana. It's pretty unique) tend to go between hardcore, to misfits esque horrorpunk, to stoner metal. Pretty varied group honestly. I'm just trying to meet interesting people who like to have a good time moshing/jamming without being tweaked. I met one chick who was pretty nice. Liked to play Vidya and smoke weed but she was fucking the band, and kinda seemed like she was just trying to fit in. Tried talking to her a few times after that but she wouldn't give me the time of day.

>>35487837 you said it m8. The kids out here are all fucking degenerates who think being addicts make them cool. It sucks seeing all these kids doing what I did, plus even harder shit, cuz they think it makes em edgy. Ironically the nicest folks I've met are all racist old folks. It's pretty damn funny, but they're all super cheery and love talking when I'm working.

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>>35487837
>your best bet is to find a steamfriend but beyond that I don't know
I'll probably just kill myself tbqh desu

>>35487787
OP here. Same ol, same ol, no friends, no gf, and a lot of work to do besides that

Been playing Morrowind though lately, that helps a lot

>>35487947
Never played morrowind, but I loved oblivion and Skyrim. What kind of work you have to do?

>>35487923
Old people and young kids like 12 or younger are really the only people I can stand these things.

People of the last generation are literally zombies just living life on auto-pilot and millennials are hedonists who live for pleasure

>>35487925
Nah, don't do that. I find it impossible to argue against suicide on 4chan but to me it seems like a waste of the incredible odds of happening to be born on this planet in this galaxy in this universe

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very important mandatory responses required by all posters

How old are you?
i am 22

>>35487308
>tfw no reply
D-Do I not exist, OP? you seemed like a nice dude

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>>35488124
Sorry m8, here, have this pic as an apology
>>35488022
Nice dubs. And I'm an accounting student in my third year. Work isn't too tough yet but there's still a lot to get done.

>>35488044
I already know everybody my age that's out here too, cuz it's such a small town. So the only new people I can meet are fuckin, 14 year olds and old folks, and whatever degenerates I meet at the punk shows.

>>35484913
Wagecucking too hard and I can't get swole, I keep losing weight. Racewar could start fucking tomorrow and I can only do 20 chinups for Pete's sake.

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>be a blackbot
>like thicc chicks
>4.5 inch dick


Wake me the fuck up

>>35486675
Buy the civic. You get a new car with a warranty and it will hold its value more than all the other cars.

Ever have shit break on a BMW or Jag out of warranty?

>>35487867
That's kinda the type of people you'll meet at those shows. Nothing wrong with that, just comes with the territory.

>>35488308
Diet is just as important as exercise
>>35488338
I know that feel too, all I want to do is eat negress ass but my dick is five inches solid

>>35484913
No big beautiful ebony tittes to squeeze op. Or lovely white ones. Just a sad lonely hate filled little man.

My mother was talking to me about how we need to be understanding of my brother after he had been fucking with my shit again. He's a highschool dropout that refuses to do anything. She says I don't get it because I've never been depressed or contemplated suicide. It really reminded me of the sort of disconnect I have with my family, even if I do care about them.

>>35488118
i'll be twenty two on tuesday
how are you dude

>>35488571
Same, minus the hate.
>>35488596
Have you considered possibly moving out?

>>35485186
Black bitches are beautiful. Faces are usually fucked up and tits sag earlier but they have great lower halves.

>>35488710
>Have you considered possibly moving out?
Debating it. The original plan was to go to a satellite university after I finish my transfer degree in a few months. Currently I'm considering going to the main campus which is on the other end of the state.

>>35488738
I think you should do it, though don't live on campus if you're a robot. I made that mistake and the first year was torture. The second year I got a single-room dorm but it was too expensive so now I live in an apartment

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>>35484913
>tfw trying to keep a fat nigress as a FWB just to suck on her huge tits
>she keeps being a giant drama queen about anything

>>35484913
>tfw ill never have a horny ebony momma to hit her lips on my ballsack as she deepthroats me and will instead have to settle with a white bitch who wants me because of my money

I have 500 gigabytes and counting of porn including shemales. I'm not going to stop soon. Do I have a problem?

If I don't find a nice virgin girl by 27, I'm literally creating my own fantasy world, and will only be with my imaginary girlfriend.

>>35484913
You're a cunt, Anon. Reply to this, shitface,

>>35488985
Not OP. Depending on the quality of the shemales nope.
But if you have those deformed dick bonobos with wigs of collors you'd never think a "woman" like them would have, then thats a whole other sack of clams.

Hi OP, I recently cut contact with my last remaining friend group because they were all bitter rad fems who are very closed minded and just generally nasty people. They didn't reach out to me until about a month of no contact when one started texting me some random shit about her trip to europe. No one asked if I was okay or what was wrong. I feel bad i wasn't up front with them from the beginning bc I'm just bad at confrontation but now I have to explain myself 3 months after i dropped off the face of the earth. Or do I just never answer ever again. We've been friends for like 7 years so I just thought I'd be missed.

Fuck """friends""".

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You still here OP?

I've never had females friends. Sure, I made conversation and all that, but it never really evolves to anything besides the usual banal, "how are classes going?!" stuff. We never really become friends, to the point we could sit together at lunch or hang outside of classes. Never texted a girl either.

I feel so left out. All guys I'm close with were similar to me for the first bits of high school, but now, halfway through 3rd year of uni, they've managed to become relatively friendly with girls. Weirdly, for a few of them, some girls from high school actually even reached out to them to come to reunion type things. I'm never invited though.

I'm definitely not autistic or anything like that, so that's not it. It's like it just happens for most people. Like everyone was let in on a big secret and I'm the only one that doesn't know. It just feels so basic. Having female friends is average. I bet most "robots" here have female friends. Of course this means, I haven't ever had a girlfriend.

I don't think I'm a particularly dislikable guy. I am definitely a little quiet, but tons of guys like that have females friends, and then just open up. I see this happened a lot in other guys from high school. I'm a little awkward but I don't feel like it's cripplingly bad. I'm mostly just an INFP. Bad type for a guy for sure, but I don't feel like it's that big a deal. I didn't really think there was anything wrong with me, but at this point it's clear there must be.

Even worse, I feel like the years of lack of interaction with women have conditioned me into being unable to talk to women, and be normal with them, like everyone else. I tried to fight this by trying to meet girls online, but everything I tried ended up being dudes pretending to be guys or bots.

I figure I must be very ugly or something. I do have a baby face. I'm short. But still. I'm a regular guy. This can't be enough to make me invisible, right?

I'm so tired of being this way.

>>35488910
Seems like its worth it though, keep up the good work
>>35488956
All women will want you for your money if you have it, but never settle for less than you want
>>35488985
Possibly, porn changes your brain chemistry which is why I don't watch it anymore, though I still collect lewd pics
>>35488996
Very few women make it that far without losing their virginity, like I said above don't settle but I don't like to make the perfect the enemy of the good
>>35489034
Sorry m8, was taking a shower
>>35489298
Yeah sounds to me like you're just a source of amusement, I've been in similar relationships in the past. Really not worth the hassle, just ignore them if you can.
>>35489370
In my first two years in highschool I was really a popular guy but as time passed on people changed and I was left behind.

Now I'm similar to you, where I get along fine with people but I just can't connect beyond a superficial scale. I don't really think people care about you unless it serves their interest, and the only real friends you can have our people you've known since childhood. There are always exceptions but for the most part I think its too late for me because all adults to me seem wrapped up in their own bullshit to even care about others.

You have to provide some kind of value to people it seems, nobody likes you for who you are, just how you make them feel. People can tell I'm a virgin who won't touch drugs so they have no interest in including me in their activities because I'll ruin their vibe probably

>>35488710
I'm just bitter is all. I don't actually hate anybody.

>>35489544
>You have to provide some kind of value to people
That makes sense. I guess I'm still stuck with the notion I could find people to like me for who I am. Thanks for the reply, anon. I appreciate it.