/fembot/

>>35484697
Get off 4chan you whore

Dear females
You are all qt and I love you unconditionally

>>35485451
>>35484697
kill yourself you dumb roaste

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>>35484697
>tfw all of my underwear have cheesey discharge stains so I have to wash them myself to make sure family does not see them and judge me

I could start taking a shower more than 5 times a day but the damage is already done famiru

>>35484697
not right now but god I feel your pain, I can't even fucking stand on my period without some horse tranquilising painkillers

>>35485507
Fembots please tell me I'm not the only one with /cheesestain/ feel

>>35485507
>taking a shower more than 5 times a day
you probably fucked up your ph balance in your vagoo and that's why you have all those cheesy yeast infection stains. shower less and stop showing the entire loofah sponge up there everytime

>>35485649
stick greek yoghurt up there too

>>35485649
Wait no I fucked up I mean I take a shower only once every 5 days sorry for the retardation.
The yeast has spread to my brain

>>35485630

I get discharge too. But I make mom clean it up because most of the time I can't even tell that it happened.

I started menstruating today. I'm gonna use my period blood to write a letter to my ex because talking at him makes me feel better.

>>35485584
Same here anon. I take a handful of meds every day on it. Thankfully it only lasts about 4 days.

>tfw used to think I could go without meds and brave though
>legs literally shaking and chest tightened
>throw up from the pain
>pop in advils
>writhe around on my bathroom floor for an hour until the pain subesides

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/dischargefembot/ here again
On an unrelated note, do any of you ladies get pic related on your nipples? I like to squeeze them because little white stuff comes out when I do. I've gotten a minor infection around one of my nipples before but I'm not going to stop.

>>35485994
No but I get that on my vadge when I don't bother to shave well. Then when I'm in the bath I pop them to make the white stuff come out.

.Don't you love it when you fart and it makes a little air bubble that gets trapped in between your vagina flaps?

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delete this disgusting thread

I want to fuck one of your disgusting unwashed pussies

This thread isnt doing a great job convincing robots to remain straight.

>>35486341
>ewww girls are gross

It's a fact of life. Get used to it kiddo

>>35486422
I refuse to believe the average girl squeezes puss out of her tits and vag.

>>35486451
She was just describing ingrown hairs, which everyone messes with. I don't know what the tit puss is caused by but it's also really similar to ingrown hair puss.

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>tfw so underweight you never got your period

>>35485800
Same here

>if a stupid little pain pill can help, then just bearing through it without meds should only be uncomfortable
>don't take meds
>wind up on the bathroom floor drifting in and out of consciousness from pain, sense of time is gone from the intensity of everything

>>35486078
fucking disgusting

post pics of your pussy zits

>>35485630
Wear liners if you're in public. Air your shit out when you're alone (wear a skirt or something )

Jesus Christ please tell me these are LARPers

>>35486661
iktf
>tfw 45 kg
>miss periods, constipation that makes you bleed
>discharge that stains your underwear
>>35487230
This thread is for fembots, it's not here to impress robots.

>>35484697
>Not getting /fit/ so cramps aren't as bad

>>35485699
Holy fuck shower more

>>35484697
/period/ reporting in, no cramps this time thankfully. I just want to fuck.

>>35488417
>I just want to fuck.
BRISBANE

>>35488442
Hi Brisbot, we meet again.

>>35488475
Melbourne is gay

>>35486146
HOLY FUCK YES, that shit is hilarious... I feel so bad for men that they can't have this feel.

o lawd i started my period today too, i'm so glad there's others out there that writhe on the bathroom floor etc, i thought i was alone

>>35488417
same, but i'm too much of a prude to casually fuq. tried it 3 times no thankies

also who here gave someone their red wings?

>bleed heavily on period
>crotch hurts
>chest hurts (boobes)
>gain weight
>can't stand up because of cramps

I want a hysterectomy tbqfh but I have no support irl. If I got the surgery I wouldn't even get a day off chores because.it would be my fault I was in pain.

Can't you fembots just take birth control to lessen period pains?

>>35488605
>can't stand up because of cramps
Go see a doctor.

>>35488617
>muh "jist take burt controle" meme

Not everyone on here wants to pump themselves full of hormones.

I knew I made a mistake clicking this thread but I got too curious. You """"fembots"""" are fucking disgusting. I cant imagine how I actually want to put my penis in your zitty discharging bloody farty vagoos.

Maybe I should be grateful im incel

>>35488660
even the men here want to take birth control

>>35488617
Unfortunately it doesn't work for everyone.

>>35488674
I'm also grateful that you're incel.

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>>35488703
REEEEE FUCK YOU GROSS ROASTIE SHIT

>>35488681
Yeah that was what I was referring to. The funny thing is that I won't go on birth control because of gender dysphoria myself. (It makes it worse)

>>35488674
no different than dudes talking about pizz jugs and tasting their own cum.

but yea, fembots are such for a reason. You didn't expect them to be perfect, did you?

>>35488736
>gender dysphoria myself
why would you want a penis? even if you got one you'd just want a bigger one

>>35488752
>tasting their own cum.
That's hot as fuck tho

Mine started yesterday and it's very unusual.

>slight pain, but nothing like the shit I usually have that leaves me in the fetal position
>blood came out brown on the first day

The blood is normal now, but I'm glad my body decided to not put me in immense amounts of pain.

I am really tired, though.

>>35488752
I thought i might devine some secrets on getting a GF by studying your memes. I guess you are right though. Carry on.

>>35488760
I don't want a penis. Even the word makes me uncomfortable to look at.

>>35488752
>no different than dudes talking about pizz jugs and tasting their own cum.
Piss jugs are a meme because of how pathetic they are. Not really a good argument, playing with pus filled titties is still disgusting.

o hey ot a fembo threa wafi=u= might be

wafui here>

>>35488801
then what the fuck do you want?

>>35488783
>That's hot as fuck tho
tfw no gf to make me eat my own cum

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>>35485800
i've never related to a greentext more in my fucking life

>>35488819
I wanna not be a roastie. Too much to ask?

>>35488752
piss jugs arent gender specific? tasting cum is disgusting but girls do it everytime they suck cock? face it the female body is revolting and weak compared to the strong grace of a mans body

>>35484697
>but I've been having cravings all day

Cravings FOR COCK?

>>35488861
but you don't want to be male?

>>35488909
No, my mental illness has not driven me to want external genitalia. Neuter me, senpai

>>35485994
Those are meant to be there you retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areolar_glands

>>35488841
If I'm around I'm going to be eating that cum, sorry senpai

>>35488966
have you ever even tasted cum?

>>35488966
why do you like it so much? i only tried it once, mine tasted pretty good actually, i was surprised

>>35488803
>Piss jugs are a meme because of how pathetic they are.

They are not a meme. They have existed and people have used them.

I've seen a cum-drenched MLP doll in a jar and a guy with shit condoms stacked around his house.

regular cow's milk often has pus in it, as much as you complain about it.

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>>35489016
>They are not a meme. They have existed and people have used them.
Something can exist, and still be a meme. The whole fedora thing for instance. For the most part people laugh about them, but men who think they're ~oh so classy~ for wearing one with a graphic tshirt definitely exist.

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Fembots, please describe in great detail how badly you want to be impregnated.

>>35488988
Nope

>inb4 it tastes bad

>>35488991
For its ability to potentially impregnate me. Semen is a gift

>>35489176
it has the consistency of catarrh, but does not have any taste, maybe subtly salty, might smell like blossom depending on what we eat, or have no smell at all.

>>35486700
my ex used to give lower stomach massages when I was full of cramps
you should try it

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>>35488966
D-do fembots actually like the taste of cum??

>>35489286
Some of us definitely do...

>>35489176
>inb4 it tastes bad
Mines tangy, only bad thing is it feels like it gets stuck in your throat after you swallow.

>>35489176
What does girl cum taste like?

>>35489321
blood but without stickiness

>>35489363
Hmmm strange

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>>35489176
>For its ability to potentially impregnate me.

PLEASE

>>35489321
strong tasting... kind of sweet and sour. Like sweat but not bitter... it's kind of a unique flavour, hard to describe.

>>35484697
If y'all only fuck bad bitches, then why ugly and fat bitches be gettin' pregnant?

>>35489321
Mine tastes a little bit sweet and is sticky

>>35489321
Its piss. Literally piss.

>>35484697
Y'all ho's is nasty, these niggas is trippin'

>>35489434
they're not talking about squirting you goofball

>>35489434
You're thinking of squirt porn, dummy. THAT is piss. Girl cum is the lubrication stuff and it comes from the vagina, not the urethra...

>>35489430
Pussy tastes salty and bitter, fuck off, no way I'm putting my mouth on another one

>>35489416
>period thread
>expecting me not to talk about how badly I want to get bred
You brought this onto yourself by coming in here

>>35489499
sounds like your girlfriend was not so healthy

>>35489176
Cum smells weird on it's own, complements male body odor nicely though.

>>35485699
>Wait no I fucked up I mean I take a shower only once every 5 days
Try once every three days, also use a milder soap.

>>35489522
It was my sister and I guess not. I'm assuming all pussy tastes salty and bitter though so no

>>35489563
>sister
oh, duh. It tasted bad because you share genetic material with her. It's your brain's way of saying DO NOT IMPREGNATE THAT FEMALE. Try a pussy less related to you and you might notice a difference.

>>35489499
licc the clit brobot, not the pussy

>>35489635
you gotta give the vag at least one lick, like the shaft of a cock.

>>35489635
lick both, honestly... and the inner thighs.

>>35489655
it feels like basically nothing when you lick it
unless your tongue was like freakishly long it barely gets through the opening

>>35489658
ok inner thighs is hot

>>35489635
I was 10, didn't know what I was doing then
>>35489607
Nah, bruh, that's not how it goes. If I taste another pussy and it tastes bad. I'm gonna post on here so you can see it and post in the thread, then I'm gonna berate you about how pussy tastes nasty.

>>35489678
>it feels like basically nothing when you lick it
The one lick is not for your sake

>>35489708
idk why a guy would get really into putting a tongue in there, it's not like it'd get me squirming like the clit would

>>35489635
>tfw no robot bf to succ my clit

>>35489678
>it feels like basically nothing when you lick it
Huh? It feels amazing to me.

>>35489521
>You brought this onto yourself by coming in here

It's the only reason I'm here

Let's have four children

>>35489658
What about the anus?

>>35489724
srsly it's not that hard, I got my bf on here

>>35489731
each to their own I guess, it is basically like just touching the hole, it needs to go deeper before it feels really good

>>35489739
gross

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Who the kek r u thinking you are?

TITS OR GTFO!!!

>>35489739
That can feel good too, but it's also embarrassing and I always worry that I'm not perfectly clean.

can femanons pls post their dildos and/or vibrators

>>35489799
good choice of image: a tiny and incompetent villain

>>35484697
>Tfw will never have a qt grill to watch old and critically acclaimed films with on Mubi, Filmstruck and Fandor
>Tfw will never have a qt gril to talk to about my troubles in writing
>Tfw will never have a qt gril to help me with my troubles in writing
>Tfw girls are actually disgusting and I'm glad I'll never have sex with them
>Tfw I realized this thanks to this thread
Nasty af. NEVER. EVER.

Anyone else have a terribly distorted self perception?

It's not "wow I'm ugly" but like "nobody will love me with a body/face like this"
I'm afraid to start dating because I don't want to be ditched in the middle for being ugly.

>>35489948
Love always fades, regardless of how you look, because love doesn't actually exist

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>>35489321
>>35489434

IT PISS

>>35489724
>>tfw no robot bf to succ my clit
post location/skype, i will be your bf

>>35489948
if a guy is willing to date you or go out with you he finds you attractive

a guy who thinks your ugly would not even bother to take you out because we aren't manipulative cunts who lead people on like women are unless you go after Chad who knows hes attractive enough to pump and dump

>>35489658

Why inner thighs?

>>35489992
My profiles would have photos of me smiling and in good lighting

In real life it's a different story.

>>35489948
>>35489948
How do you know it's distorted?

It might be accurate.

>>35490035
Post pics then. It can't be that bad unless you use filters, lighting and stuff to make you look better. But even that only goes so far

>>35489997
not them but it's super sensitive and the build up of teasing foreplay gets me squirming, love lil breathies there too and all over my neck. foreplay is so so important

>>35490054
It might be.
But I've been told I look a lot. Or just average. That is whenever I post my face for strangers to tell me if I'm ugly or not.

>>35490035
People arent stupid, they know you wont look entirely like the person in the photos. The only way that would backfire is if you gained 50 pounds since they were taken or used extreme photoshop techniques to change your pictures

>>35489997
It tickles and a tongue there just feels amazing...

>>35485994
STOP squeezing those you fool. That's not a pimple. That's part of your body.

>>35490098
I guess you're right
I'm just "paranoid" about it, its not rational but I can't help this meme

>>35490035
Most men are completely aware of how much women's actual appearances differ from their profiles.

I say this completely seriously, if you are a genuinely nice girl who is actually interested in a real relationship, that will go a long way.
It isn't that common these days and men know that.

>>35489948
I don't really care about looks and can love you because I think you're a good person and have a good personality.

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Any fembots lurking, throw a brother a foot will you?

post tops or bottoms

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>>35490257
>post tops or bottoms
enjoy

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>>35490257
Is this okay senpai

>>35490320
are you a woman of size?

>>35490333
>woman of size?
lmao somehow never heard this before

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>>35490320
>>35490289
yes very good, what color nail polish though?

>>35490333
If that means fat

Yea
I'm thicc fat

Do any of you fembots have Discord? I'd love to talk to you.

>>35490354
>Yea
>I'm thicc fat
BRISBANE

Fembots can you answer me something? As a robot i dont understand what is the appeal for females to lurk here? I mean, except for the ocassional fembot post or comfy/music post what else could be even interesting for a female here? The rest of the post are just about guys wanting to kill themselves, guys hating on girls, guys wanting to sleep with traps and guys considering giving up on females and go the gay route. Sometimes i feel the fembots just lurk here todo laugh about us, the image in my mind about a female loser laughting at a robot makes me feel disgusting

>>35490354
You are ripe for breeding.

Fembots please post dirty panties. Talk about times youve not showered and how strong smelling your crotch was. Talk about family taboo. Talk about times youve farted or queefed. talk about times youve cheated on a BF. Please and thank you.

>>35490345
Nail polish takes time and effort. Both I don't wanna spend in fancying my foot :-(

>>35490354
>>35490320
your toes are nice

would succ

This thread is exactly why public schools need extensive sexual health education I'm having a fucking aspie attack reading this shit

When you shave your vagoo use an astringent and vitamin e oil afterwards and don't wear underwear or rights pants/shorts for 12 hours and you won't get zits and ingrown hairs you fucking shebeasts

How can you be so disgusting what the fuck. In my 25 years of being alive I have never had a yeast infection or uti because I practice basic hygiene and drink water

I hate every last one of you

Footfags need to kill themselves

>>35484697
A whole food plant based diet can improve that shit and also keep you effortlessly not disgustingly flabby.

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>>35490257
>tfw will never know the next time someone will succ my toes

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Alright fembots I'm drunk who wants to date me?

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Post 1 valid reason why you aren't wearing this dress right now (You can't)

>>35490501
Americans don't drink anything unsweetened.

>>35490531
youre easily a 4/10

>>35490525
>next time
y-y-you mean you've had your lovely t-toes sucked before?

>>35490525
I want to impregnate your feet.

>>35490553
That's not nice.

I'm pretty positive I'm at least a 6/10

>>35490413
I don't want kids but this is nice to hear. Thenk u

>>35490402
Keeps me on my toes. Reminds me what men really think of women and that men, especially needy guys, are monsters that can't be trusted with my life or love. /r9k/ helps me stay single and focus on finding my own happiness instead of growing complacent with a man.

>>35490581
this is bait
this is memes
this is bait

>>35490569
I want you to impregnate his feet while I watch.

>>35490402
we're not here to laugh at you. we feel the same things and usually just post without mentioning our gender.

>>35490581
oh come on

what about us nice robots who love women and would do anything for our hypothetical gf? we're not monsters and we respect you

but you're right about needy guys if we have the same view of what a needy guy is

>>35490609
I'll bite. Why do you think this isn't legit? I'm dead serious.

>>35490621
your assholes feel horny after you blow your loads too?

>>35490621
>we feel the same things
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Have any fembots managed to make a LTR with a robot work? I want to know if I should give up now or not.

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>>35490525

>his feet

idk, they look pretty small and dainty

a big giveaway for traps is just having giant feet but those legit fembot

>>35490525
can we please get more? maybe both together, or soles

>>35490554
yes it might of made me feel like a princess?? does that even make sense
>>35490569
so lewd

>>35490621
post feet please

orgalmanio

>>35490501
I bask in people's misery to soothe my own '__>'

Good memes are also happening here

I genuinely don't think 100% of r9k are full of angry bitter men. I would e-befriend robots.

>>35490621
This also

>>35490652
If this board is your identity, it's not possible for anything to work.

>>35490633
If you seriously believe half the shit that gets posted on here then you are retarded.

Lots of guys on this site talk about how they "hate" women but the vast majority of those are just airing their grievances over their lack or shittiness of their love lives with other men. If we bitch about this shit in real life we get mocked about it, we don't have a place to vent in person so we come here and say gross shit to laugh and feel better. If you have a shitty time with a guy or whatever in real life you can cry about it to your girlfriends and they will buy you icecream. Men are not afforded this luxury and must either come to the internet to bitch, or do it alone.

>>35490680
I'll rephrase then. Has anyone made an LTR with a person they've met here work?

>>35490581
This saddens me.
I don't like to see people shut themselves off like that, especially since I know I'm not like the men you describe.
But I don't like to see people getting hurt either, so I understand why you'd feel that way.

>>35490693
>this is the only place I feel comfortable venting about my own flaws by talking about how much I hate women it's not personal

Gee anon that really got to me. I'm just crying for you. So sad and touching.

Why do we hate the opposite sex????


I'LL START!!!!!!!!!

>Even if they care about us, we'll still just get pregnant from his best friend!!!! LMFAO

Kek girls, you sure do know how to troll

>harier than most males, pcos so even have facial hair
>ingrown scars everywhere from shaving and tweezing
>heavy period with big gross clots every time
>tried epilating armpits yesterday and skin got caught in the epilator and it hurt
>tfw too scared to ever get close to anyone because body is too gross

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>>35490772
>completely ignored what I said

yep, this is a troll. If it isn't I feel bad for you because you can't empathize with the opposite gender, therefore we don't want your stinky roastbeef pussy anyway so stay being single forever.

>>35490772

So by your logic we should just keep to ourselves? I always read fembots here poiting the flaws of the robots and feeling like a superior being like if fembots dont have any. Haven't you see all the dozens of post per day here of guys just venting their suffering for lack of female affection? Not even hating, i see more robots hating themselves than hanting fems ffs

>>35490836
>we
why don't you speak for yourself? :^)

>>35490874
Clearly, you are not the 'we' he is referring to

I don't want these disgusting ho's either

>>35490833
i'm a lil hairy too but you should start exfoliating your skin before you shave in the shower, shave /with/ the grain, and change razors every so often bb. start trying to eat healthier too it might clot less. i have your feels, w-we're gonna love ourselves one day r-right?

>>35490621

Thanks for responding my comment. It just that it seems really hard to connect with fembots, i really mean it, just reading the earlier responses a lot of the girl seem to haves bfs or ex bfs and at least 1 sexual experience. A lot of us guys here dont even had a gf let alone intimacy with the opposite gender in their +20 years of life. Even if you feel the same things i still feel we are even deeper in the mud and idk, it feels pathetic, a lot of guys are defensive here for that reason. Thats why i like when a fembot post a sad green text or whatever that i can relate to, it doesn't make me feel so far away from girls.

>>35490910
I have no problem with women posting their disgusting body stuff because I find it interesting. I mean, I talk about gross shit guys bodys produce and I never see women talk about that stuff so its kinda like looking through a store window into another realm.

I, however, have no patience for people who refuse to empathize with others

>>35490947
Fuck off then, faggot. I can't empathize with these ho's at all

They nasty af

>fembot makes a nice thread looking for bf
>apply
>we have a great conversation and all around nice time
>play a few games with friends
>get ghosted afterward

I'd probably do one of you if I wasn't such an autistic sperg as I can't converse normally with females my age
this talk doesn't even disgust me I'm more intrigued than anything

>>35490985
Girls who post a thread asking for a boyfriend, making a small community around herself so her "applicants" can get to know her is not the kind of girl you want to associate yourself with, anon.

>>35490833
Mature men are unfazed if you accidentally shit on them. Stop worrying so much and just exist *anywhere*, even online, and you can get a bf by only responding to prompts.

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>>35490661
size 5 reporting in
it's hard to find cute shoes and desu being a smol womanlet makes the body dysmorphia worse

YOU WILL NEVER BEAT HER ROASTIE CUNTS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

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Any fembots like reading smut? Any recommendations? Anyone wanna talk about smut?
I am horny.

>>35491211
nice boyfeet

>>35491269
Are you boi or grill

>>35491269
I like erotic manga.

Its got the erotic text of smutty readings but it also has pictures to look at. Its the best of both worlds.

I cant get off to normal porn, I hate how fake it is, even amatuer porn doesn't interest me. im a boy btw

>Tfw don't get periods :)
Tfw don't get periods :(

It really sucks because I want children, I suppose I can adopt though. But I feel like it's not the same as giving birth to your own human.

Today I was crying to my dad about my mom not caring about us anymore, he went on to say he doesnt feel like shes his life partner anymore while his hand was on my MIDDLE THIGH. Is this the sign I'm looking for?

>>35491359
>your own human.
disgusting way to look at it

>>35491397
>middle thigh
can mean nothing. Id still go for it though. Why would you want to fuck your dad

>>35491417
Making a baby is making a human with your DNA. I see it as the biggest decision a person can make with the highest consequences and rewards. I feel like the expression "having a child" underplays the significance of it, and a lotta women take it too lightly.

>>35491359
let me cum in you

>>35491454
I don't want to just "fuck" my dad. I want to marry him and become his new wife, and hopefully a good enough wife to deserve him, unlike my mom.

>>35491481
yeah but you phrased it "your own"

>>35491497
why though. When did you decide this. Tell me more information

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>>35484697
Me. The abdominal pain began just when I was driving home from class, which was a <20 minute trip turned into 1 1/2 hours because of the storm. It also just happens that that particular day had the highest rainfall on RECORD.

Holy shit what I'd do to have been born with a dick.

>>35491497
but incest is bad femanon

get yourself a normal husband to have babies with and be lewd with daddy only secretly while on birth control

>>35491503
When you get pregnant you take ownership of that child, you are responsible for them for the rest of their lives. It's your life you created. I mean, if you want to take it in a slavery kind of way, go head. But for me it's a endearing term.

>>35491523
try a whole food plant based diet :-)

>>35491397
This shit again.

Stop trying to fuck your dad you pervert.

>>35490621
Can confirm; have some female irl friends who are real homies and post regularly on chan, etc. but just lay low and don't need to constantly mention that they're fem-posting

>>35488617
Nope. In my case, I developed migraines on the pill and had to go off because apparently if you get migraines, your risk of getting a stroke from the pill rockets.

>>35489720
>>35489678
Huh interesting. I only have licked hooker pussy. It was nice and got me harder it was so shameful but I played with her clit and like stuck my tongue in her pussy. I had no clue what I was doing but it sort of felt right to me I suppose. So eating pussy is 90% licking the clit? I took the meme too literally.

>>35491523
what can one do to help a girl on her period? massages and stuff? tucking you in bed and bringing you hot chocolate or something?

or just hide under the table until her mood comes back to normal?

>>35491497
I think it would make your father a lot happier to see his daughter happily married to a nice man with a few children.

>only horny when I'm bleeding
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE what's even the biological purpose for that?!

wtf women are gross and I bet they like dick too

>>35491555
it's a meme
you run the flat of your tongue up and over the clit

>>35491518
>>35491536
Incest is only bad when it leads to children, which I am responsible enough not to allow that to happen. He's the perfect man and I've never met anyone who comes close. His dedication to his family, his sense of humor, his friendly fun demeanour yet he can still be stern and respectable. I truely love him. And I feel such sorrow that my mother has emotionally abandoned him and uses him as a slave to her whims. I just want to please him to the end of his days. I realized my romantic attraction to him when I was sixteen. I've kept myself chaste and dated hoping to find a husband unrelated to me, attempting to push my incestuous feelings away. But alas I can not, and no other man will do.

>>35491654
I have a boner and am extremely horny

thank you based anon

I've never vomited at a thread on 4chan before now

>>35491584
helps with cramps ;^)

>>35486773
Liners always somehow fold and stick onto my pubes. They're more annoying than pads

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>>35491642
Ok I will remember that if it ever happens again or if I indulge in a prostitute again if I ever go back to EU
>tfw I remembered someone saying lick the clit while fingering the pussy
>i got it mixed up and did the opposite and licked the pussy and used fingers on the clit
>tfw retarded brainlet
Hooker pussy actually tasted nice. I would eat fembot pussy desu

>>35491758
have you tried shaving your dirty cunt

>>35491555
>licked hooker pussy
I really hate you

>>35487230
Those discharge posts are obviously made by LARPing malebots.

>>35491771
Who and what the fuck would I even be shaving for? Fuck off, robot.

>>35491781
not getting your damn liner stuck into your pubes obviously

>>35491654

How big is his cock? Oh Reginald!

>>35491786
Or I could just not wear liners and do the laundry regularly. But of course a robot wouldn't know about doing laundry.

>>35491584
When I finally convinced my ex gf to let me fuck her on her period it was probably the best sex we ever had. She would only let me do it with a condom on because she was grossed out by the blood it only turned me on more. Even with the condom it was pretty great desu.

>>35491765
oh yeah, definitely put your fingers in while licking the clit
practically drool everywhere when my bf does that to me

>>35488617
Oh look, another robot with no clue of the consequences the pill entails.

>>35488891
The correct meme is piss bottles and of course it's gender specific.

>>35491560

The bitchiness usually comes before the menstruation if it comes at all.

>>35488660
Their problems may be caused by already doing that, with diet. Animal flesh contains a bit, and milk, being growth formula, contains a high dose of growth hormone. And an absence of dietary fiber results in excess hormones being reabsorbed in the lower intestine instead of shat out.

>>35491774
Why? It was my first experience ever i paid for an hour and I wanted to try everything. She was clean and smelled nice.

>>35491789
I'm not sure. I saw it accidentally when I was a kid, it seemed pretty big and thick, plus my mom has made comments on it.

>>35490675
Bee my friend

>>35490609
It's not bait. I feel the exact same way.

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Fembots, I'm sorry for being a manlet.

>25 years old
>haven't done anytihng sexual in 3 years
>tfw literally miss the taste of dick and warm cum

Like i'm not a trap or super sexual or anything. But sometimes I even wonder if it was real, having access to a penis whenever I liked.
Seems like such a luxury now.

>>35491992
Post location then you dumb slut.

>>35490581
This. This so much. I used to hope I could find a nerdy virgin husbando, but my interactions with robots have taught me ALL guys are terrible, now I'm incel

>>35492017
If I wanted the penis of a disrespectful so-and-so I could go out on a friday night and find an arab or something.

You should raise your standards.

>>35492042
why an arab? disgusting

>>35490581
>>35492019
r9k is a really fuckin bad place to get a snapshot of the male population
they're all the losers here, the "chads" are the actually decent people and that's why chads get lots
robots hate chads because they're a shitty reflection of what they wish chad really was like

Any cute fembots in Los Angeles? Ill be a good robot bf. This city is all normies.

>>35492019
There's a guy out there for everyone Anon.

>>35492047
You might not be aware (and I only recently found out), but it turns out as a woman you still have to apply tact to get a one night stand.

My friend is going that whole route, and apparently you need to act coy but inviting, you can't be too easy and just go up and be like "let's fuck" or they think you'll be STD riddled. So you need to act a bit disinterested while still acting like they might have a chance, and you never make the first move because they'll see you as too sexually aggressive.

I mean I never really thought about it before, but it toes a fine line, wanting to fuck but it not being acceptable to make the first move, you have to just guide others into doing it.

But anyway, arabs (and indians I guess) don't give a fuck about subtlety, so I can just be like OK we'll fuck, because I mean I can't do that shit, I just go straight for what I want.

How many of you actually get pretty princess points?
Does the mommy fetish ever appeal to fembots?

>>35490920
I hope so <3 thanks, I feel like crying now but you did make me feel a little bit better

>>35492019
you ignore all the nice robots

typical woman always notices only the assholes that treat her like shit

Fembots, why aren't you a White Nationalist?

>>35492162
Functioning brain mostly

>>35492142
No. Fuck this meme. I contactfag every night, no one adds me, and the ones who do just want lewds. I've never ignored anyone, I respond to everyone and I get ghosted. The only time I've been treated with respect is with normie chads who go on Facebook instead of 4chan.

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>>35485507
I have this too, I was meaning to go to a gynecologist but I'm afraid and virgin. What do, how fight this?

>>35492127
why don't you just fuck a robot? Tbh

>>35492194
>I contactfag every night
lies, I would have noticed this

>>35492162
I am. I find other women who mate with beasts disgusting (niggers, sand niggers, spics, chinks).

>>35491359
I'm sorry to hear that. I think there probably would never be anything the same as giving birth to your own child and the bonding that comes with breastfeeding etc.
But in saying that, I'm sure you'll be a wonderful mother to the children you do adopt, there are many children out there that need parents! You can also see if there is medication you can take to start ovulation and have IVF or something in the future too if you haven't looked into that. I hope the future goes well for you xx

Hey I shitpost at 92spm. Anyone wanna be my boyfriend?

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>>35492194
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS.

>>35492257
>spm
what's that

>>35492194
I've contactfagged tons of guys here and had the same experience. I've given up.

>>35492222
I literally do not know how to get (You)s, even though I've been frequently girlposting lately

>>35492268
How do I even prove that to you

>>35491126
I literally have a beard if I don't do anything about it. Also have scars on my neck from tweezing them constantly and ripping them out. I have hair on my stomach all the way up, on my butt, on my back. I have more body hair than more than 50% of men.

>>35492297
post logs faggot

>>35491211
>hard to find cute shoes in a size 5
Fuck outta here with that, I wear size 11 and they literally don't make women's shoes that size almost anywhere you go, let alone them being even marginally attractive.

>>35490652
I'm going on two years with my robot bf. So it can work, but one of the two of you is going to have to be very forgiving and emotionally accommodating or it isn't going to work. We've had a lot of problems that I always have to be the one to "man up" and resolve for us. Even just tonight I asked him to reheat leftovers for dinner while I put away groceries, I handed him the tupperwares and instructed him what to do, and he messed it up, and when I asked him why he did that he ran to the bedroom and stayed in there for twenty minutes and wouldn't talk to me.

So I had to go in there and apologize for saying anything so he would come out and eat his dinner.

>>35491543
I know drinking water with dark cane sugar helps but never heard of that one before. Care to elaborate?

>>35492278
Shit Post per Minute desu.

>>35492282
I mean if you guys post your ID's i'd love to talk. I have no interest in relationships or any of that.
>>35492194

>>35492323
What is your interest then? I'm really sceptical of guys here.

I've started to wear pads during my period.

When I started to get my period my mum would buy me pads and it woudl feel disgusting. I thought everyone coudl see the outline, and I'd cut the pad up to look less visible. The warm wet feeling I'd get when I stood up and the blood poured out made me balk (I just googled this defintion and it said it meant to resist, so I have no idea why I thought it meant feel sick [I mean boke is used around where I'm from to mean the same thing, so maybe wires were crossed] but I'm keeping it).

Anyway, when I discovered my hole I tried to use tampons which mum disapproved of, which now I think is pretty weird. It was life changing desu. I mean no leaking, no chafing, hell for the most part I was near enough unaware that I even had my period. But it lasted around a week, which I guess I got used to.

But again for the first time in around 10 years? I was forced to wear pads, and my period lasted 3 days. It was astounding.

I think I'm going to make it a project to see what makes a period finish up quicker. Pads are now obvious. But if a period is the uterine wall sloughing off at a steady rate, like how can that be sped up? If I make what's already loose and ready to come out quicker, will that mean that it sloughs off quicker too?
I'm thinkign yogs, certain positions. Maybe jogging and jumping would help, masturbation? Or maybe penetrative sex. Would a change in diet help?

Do any of you women have suggestions/tricks?

>>35492323
how do you feel about gay issues, trans issues and that
I don't like talking to people I'm going to argue a lot with

>>35492203
You know exactly why I wouldn't just fuck a robot.

>>35492335
Are you a lesbian or trap?? That's a weird question to ask upfront.

>>35484697
How about fuck off slut, there are no females on r9k

Did any other fembots stick things in their urethra because their older friend told them thats how sex works and wet the bed because of it and now leak pee constantly as an adult and get UTIs a lot?

>>35492345
The robots who would be DTF aren't actually robots. They're cyborgs who aren't as bad. Just fuck someone from here who isn't a virgin.

>>35492329
My interest are really just people. (I play video games too) I'm currently learning Chinese, I have horrible cooking stories and experience with burning stuff also I like to socialize a lot.
>>35492335
I am not gay but I don't mind gay or trans issues I don't have an opinion on them because it doesn't effect me.

likewise, am grill and want to find other grills to talk to, "fembot" discords always turn into a sausage fest

no interest in sleeping with grills either

>>35492297
>I literally do not know how to get (You)s, even though I've been frequently girlposting lately
Can you contactfag once more? I want to be your bf desu

>>35492367
Vamos a ver. Are you a lady(female) or a man(male)?

Fembots

Am massive sperglord, how to be less spergy around the guy I like? PLZ HALP

>>35492282
I think we should all become lesbians. I own a strapon. I mean robots have their boipussy, why cant we make girlcock a thing?

>>35492396
that's gay as shit and girls are just gross

>>35492390
I'm male. I don't mind talking to male or females. I just like conversation. I'm not going to post too indepth about myself because it could seem like blogging

>>35492194
Well you can chat with me if you want, but i am shy and not much of a conversationalist.

If you can lead the conversation and not ghost me, i will give you my contact.

>>35492367
basic stacy alert

>>35491990
Apologize with your wallet.

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>>35492396
BECAUSE IT'S NOT A PART OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RP-ING AS A ROASTIE

reee

>>35492194
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO TRUE
I always post saying how I've talked to literally a hundred or more people from /r9k/ and that they always ghost me, or randomly remove me, and everyone replies saying "I'm not like that! I'm different! I'll keep talking to you! Those other guys were just normies!" and they aren't any different, they do ghost me or remove me, every single fucking time.

It is not worth talking to most robots.

>>35492175
>wanting to preserve your race and prevent subhumans from flooding your country and turn it into a wasteland means you have a functioning brain
I wonder why so many men don't like the idea of letting women vote.

>>35492413
I've said it time and time again. I am a male, I just enjoy conversation.

>>35492404
Wouldn't touch vaginas (eww) we would just take turns with the strapon and some platonic cuddling

>>35492426
wtf

im a guy and every time im added by a girl i am ghosted

i don't even ask for contact, they asked mine, and they ghosted me eventually

i think you're a liar

>>35492434
Think of the points we would get with chads by acting lesbian in public.

>>35492445
What is ghosting? Is this a normie term? Why are you using normie slang, normie?

>>35492194
>>35492282
You have to post face along with contact to get their guaranteed attention. Take it from a fellow fembot.

>>35492426
Give me your skype and we'll talk.
>inb4 reee normie
but don't expect me to be at home all day

y'all nasty ass bitches

>>35492426

Then when a new neet actually wants to talk cant get ids (re?)

>>35492434
if you think about it
the labia is made out of the same skin as the ballsack
and the clit the same bits as the penis
so licking a girl off would be straight
I could get into this shitposting

The only fembotgirl I talk to is nice and I'm in love with ther, what do?

>>35492458
they just stop replying without telling why and ignore you

like the typical roasties they are

>>35492473
Pls pls pls lets make girlcock the new shitpost. I'm tired of all the fucking traps threads with stupid robots talking about how much better boipussy is than women.

>>35492461
But I don't want to be a camwhore, they are just going to ask for tits. Then I'm just being used for lewd

>>35492329


As the other guy said in this moment i just want to talk and make some friends, rk9 is making me depressed

>>35492395

>Sperglord

Are you a faggot or actually a sperglady?

>>35492507
You want their attenetion but you don't want their attention? I feel like you're just trolling.

Also posting your face is not being a camwhore.

tfw no fembot to peg me

>>35492507
You make it sound as if it's a bad thing.

>>35491654
Are you that gril that wants to marry her brother?

>>35492494
but girl cock is already a thing

it's a cock that is attached to a girl(male)

i love girl cock personally as a heterosexual male

>>35492526
I don't (just) want attention, I want a boyfriend REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35492532

I know that feel. I wish my wife would be willing to peg me.

>>35492445
I'm not a liar, and I think you probably don't realize you're ghosting women if you ever add them because you're too busy with your Laotian lacquer-labeling forum or your 2D waifus shit

>>35492462
send your skype to [email protected] and we'll talk

>>35492465
What?

>>35492558
>I want a boyfriend REEEEEEEEEEE
pls b in brisbane

>>35492570

I am. Brisbane, Dakota, yes?

>>35492558
>I want a boyfriend REEEEEEEEEEE
Where are you from, lady?

>>35492570
Maybe I should stop shitposting in European hours. But being awake at night is top comfy.

>>35492565
i don't have waifus

i don't know why this femanon ghosted me, she just did, i was nice and i thought our chat was great, and not once did we talk about lewd stuff

maybe that was my mistake? maybe i bored here because i wasn't lewd?

>>35492582
that's a ghost town you liar!

or are you a g-g-g-ghoooost??!

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>>35492588
>brisbane
>european

try again nerd

>>35492588
>European hours
Brisbane is in Australia you doofus

>>35492565
>>35492588
Where are you anons both from?

>tfw want to contactfag
>tfw can't because I know one of these girls posting contact is someone I already contactfagged

Suffering.

>>35492629
h-how do you know that for sure? I'm one of those girls.

>>35492595
I was just meming you, I knew you meant Australia haha lol y-yeah
>>35492583
California. Lemme guess, Norway again?

Recent rk9 suffer here, theres some fembots or robots to add in skype to just chat? Im bored

>>35492657
Isabella? ARE YOU?

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Femanons I am WORRIED about you.

You have:

- Low self-esteem.
- Depression.
- Erratic behavior.

And you are always sexually unsatisfied and wound up.

Why?

>>35492657
Pls b in socal

>be depressed because wifeless for two years
>Can't sleep because nervous about going out to get gf today
>See this God forsaken thread

ACH MEIN GOTT
You are disgusting creatures!!

Why am I even considering dating one of you again!?

Eeewwwwwws

>>35492657
Which part of Cali? I'm SoCal

>>35492629
I'm the only fembot who contactfags. Now you have to marry me mwahaha.

>>35492657
>California. Lemme guess, Norway again?

Nah, P. I'm here but I haven't been posting with you today since I recognized you from the start. I posted this >>35492629

>>35492695
I'll marry you. What's your Skype?

>>35492695
Give me your contact and I will.

Ignore this loser. >>35492715

Is it true that Isabelle is a weirdo who likes pegging and foot fetish stuff?

>>35492695
What's your skype then? POST

>>35492690
>>35492683
All calibots are in SoCal and all the califembots are from NorCal. Friggin sucks man.

I'm in NorCal.

>tfw no orbiter
I just want a orbiter to spoil me with gifts and money and support my NEET lifestyle. I thought that was supposed to be easy?

to the anon who just messaged me over GM -
I keep getting replies from you with no new text, just the old text from the previous messages I sent
pls learn how to send emails
thanks

>>35492746
I would be happy to do that if you are a NEET girl
Contact info?

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>>35492737
Damnit! I liek NorCal why did I have to get stuck in SoCal normie central.

Hannah, why did you ghost me? Genuine question.

>>35492532
I will do it, hand that boipucci over for a good ramming.

>>35492747
actually i was using your own email address to send emails to yourself, since you posted a public email that anyone can use, so the messages you received where from yourself
just wanted to know where you're from desu

>>35492746
It is. You just need to be visible at some kind of socialization venue, even just an app or site, instead of always hiding at home.

If any anons would like to talk my Discord is doolydeath1#7001

>>35492746
I want a beta orbiter girl
My last one got strung out.

Wat do?

>>35492752
Wanna know how I know that's a lie?

>>35492729
>>35492725
>>35492715
[email protected] direct your Skypes here please

>>35492764
>I will do it, hand that boipucci over for a good ramming.
Nice. Where are you from?

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>mfw he thinks fembots exist

>>35492767
that's not how email is supposed to work
why be such a creep about it?

>>35492746
>tfw had a dozen orbiters from 18-22
>tfw didn't want to "lead anyone on" and turned down anything and everything they tried to do for me to focus on school and work
>tfw I got old and ugly and now I'm on the path to becoming a cat lady with nothing to show from my glory days

Should have taken them for all they were worth I'm a fucking idiot

>>35492756
Oh jeez NorCal is worse trust me. I really can't relate with the local women when they are all tumblr tier SJWs.

>>35492779
'straya. Bring lube, I don't own any.

>>35492776
Nah fuck this, you're not making me one of your orbiters. Any fembot here that wants to give only one person her contact info?

>>35492794
Meh
You just need a younger guy that's tired of the whores his age and wants true love.

How ugly is ugly?

>>35492770
What the fuck am I supposed to say when they ask me questions about myself?