Convince me not to jack off

just jack off you pussy

>>35484578
Im not posting porn.
Fuck off /gif/ for that

do you honestly enjoy it?
when you finish do you think "hell yeah that was great"

>>35484578
If you don't want to, then don't.

If you let yourself be a slave to your desires, you might feel physically gratified, but your willpower will grow weaker

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>>35484578
>"Just stick it in OP!"
>"Right there! I want you inside my sweet boypussy!"

>>35484668
I enjoy the nut but as soon as I'm through I want to take a hammer to my hand. It seems like all I do every fucking day is fap three to five times

>>35484819

I'm sure you can manage jerking off every other day

It's the Lord's day
I'm not religious but I just don't masturbate on Sundays often

>>35484578
I've never masturbated and I don't see the big deal. If I can make it 22 years, you can make it one day, faggot.

>>35485147
>I've never masturbated
Not possible

>>35485117
I remember being 12 or 13 when I first discovered myself.
That Easter I wondered if it were sacrilege to masturbate that night.
I did anyway.

>>35485246
Possible in what sense? It's true. Am I fucking over my health?

>>35485354
I wouldn't be surprised if you came down with testicular cancer in a year or two

>>35485354
personally i believe its very unhealthy not to jack off once in awhile, use it or lose it. your pipes are probably disgusting desu familian

>>35485499
If I ever lose my virginity I'll be fucked, I know. If I bust a nut I'll probably have to start doing it regularly but until then I don't see the rush.

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>>35485117
It's a fucking full moon if it was anytime to jerk off it would be now

Also when you cum stare into this picture for me OP

enjoy it op
i cant masturbate anymore because of delusions
fap for me

>>35485623
What kind of delusions?

>>35485591
>If I ever lose my virginity I'll be fucked
apt

>>35485675
lets just say its hard to keep thoughts private these days

>>35484578

Watching other people fuck is weird.

>>35485961
sex is weird

>>35484578
Don't jack off unless you've done the following
>are in decent shape, not /fit/ tier but could at least run for 5 minutes straight and do 30 push-ups
>have drank more than a gallon of water today
>aren't using your hands or some DIY sex toy, get an onahole it'll change the way you fap forever
Don't jack off

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>>35485839
heh, nice one there