>tfw no lizard owner bf

I have a bearded dragon.

She doesn't do much. Just kinda lays there being a lizard.

Kinda like me.

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>>35483109
>She doesn't do much. Just kinda lays there being a lizard.
that's what makes them such chill pets

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>>35483109
>Kinda like me.
cute

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>8 year old Bearded Dragon died 3 days ago

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>>35484552
>8 year old Bearded Dragon died 3 days ago
did you cook and eat it

i want a lizerd

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When I was a kid I lived in New Mexico, and I caught two wild lizards and kept them as pets. You may not be impressed but lizards are SO FUCKING DIFFICULT to catch. One was a skink (I think, was never really sure) and the other was a horned lizard. They slowly grew used to me and eventually let me touch them and pet them. I eventually let them go but they were good pets

>>35485003
>I eventually let them go but they were good pets
why let them go if you domesticated them

>>35485123
My family was about to move across the country, and the move would have been difficult for the lizards. They were still plenty energetic and nimble so I think they probably survived fine after being released

I have a leopard gecko like this, he doesn't do much

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>>35482959
tfw lizard bro hasn't come back to the garden in a year
I think the neighbour's bastard cat got him

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>>35485642
>I think the neighbour's bastard cat got him
heh

>>35485606
>I have a leopard gecko like this, he doesn't do much
why do people even have these pets

>>35482959
that's one fat ass leopard gecko

>>35483109
Reptiles are the robots of the animal kingdom

>>35486678
People who think lizards look cool

People who want a very low-maintenance pet

People who like to perform live feedings

>>35482959
Is this ari

Pepe is a reptile...

>>35487139
>Is this ari
no
although my first name does start with a though

>>35487222
You mean amphibian, right?

>>35487353
No, reptile.

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>tfw every reptile I ever had died

>>35487222

Pepe the frog.... is a reptile.

Please, this is 12 year-old quality trolling.

>>35487528
Funny thing is I'm 33.

>>35487606
>Funny thing is I'm 33.
you must be mentally disabled

>>35487621
No, just suicidal.

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>>35487621
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>>35487493
I envy them.