/britfeel/ - THOTS GET OUT REEEE Edition

>>35482890
Hey, OP, could you pass me a kitchen knife so I can cut this chic- oh, wait. Never mind.

>girls post here

it was a fun ride lads, but I think it's time to leave

Got the news about my bonus on friday and I'm still fuming, fucking not even 20 grand.

They must take me for a mug. Would serve them right if I just didn't turn up tomorrow.

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Might play shitty vidya until 7am and only get up when i can order a kebab takeaway tomorrow....
need to start writing my essay so fuck doing that without a massive takeaway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgW7qoKhTS0

any top lads fancy dressing up as anime grills and fugging?


>>35482949
Can we talk about the bonus situation?

>>35482942
>girls
originally

>>35482942
Why do they suddenly feel the need to announce their presence? Fucking maddening attention whores lads.

>>35482963
It's just outrageous lad. I work my fingers to the bone for this company, last year I got a decent bonus but this year they are taking the piss.

And I bet roasties are getting more than me.

>>35483182

post pics of front pls, im not convinced youre a fem

I'm shitting bricks lads, it's getting warmer and I get extremely painful prickling sensations all over my body when I get too hot, so summer is nightmarish.

>>35483182
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRAPAPAPAPAPAPAaaappppaaapaa

>mummy may hires girls to infiltrate these threads to persuade depressed NEETs to socialise and ease themselves in the real world

>>35483204

savage lad, and i thought i suffered in warm weather, is there a name for the condition you have? dont suppose theres anything you can take or rub on to dull the prickles?

>>35483204
I was sweating today in my bed which was very strange considering i was nude and havent sweated in bed since last summer.

>>35483219
operation LENfiltration was a failure when the agent was rumbled

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>>35483199
>post pics of front pls, im not convinced youre a fem
Here you go

>>35483224
Still not entirely sure what's causing it, the doctor said something about nerve damage but I need to see him again so they can try to get a proper diagnosis.

>>35483219
If Mummy May really wants to help us she needs to start sending out Misakis.

>>35483199
Dont have one from the front with the same knickers. Sorry lad.

>>35483182
Post the front. I want to know if you have a penis or not. Not that I mind.

>>35483275

thats a well built black man and a pile of, what appear to be beef burgers, you failed to deliver

Lads, I posted that picture. It is really a girl but I'm not really one. Nice though eh?

Just had a 6" subway and a whole terrys chocolate orange and now im seriously contemplating suicide

>>35483398
you can have my 6" before you do please lad, its a nice one.

>>35483369
Can we all post pictures of girls we know now? i know some girls(but they dont know me)

>>35483413

not until after i die but you dont have to wait until im cold, i think thats fair considering im a straightfag

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Lads, what did your tutors say about you in your leavers year book?.

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>>35483455
y-yeh thats fine actually, thanks lad.

Eternal crusade is ded, rip. guess i will play some single player total war.
>>35483461
no idea? is that actually a thing?

>>35483461
I forget, a girl I had a mad crush on for like 3 years wrote

>'Anon, you were the best and will go onto great things, I just wish we spoke more, keep in touch :)'
>I didn't keep in touch

>>35483461

dropped out when i was 15, im 27 now and dont regret it because i failed all my mock GCSEs anyway, except geography and technical drawing, i have often wondered what it would be like if i stayed in school and got in with a crowd of kids that were more like me instead of always trying to get in with the "popular" kids, aka the chavs

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>>35483461
Didn't have a leavers year book, its probably for the better I didn't see what could have been written in mine

>>35483461
This wasn't a thing for me, they gave them out last moment because Stacies were in charge of it and they wanted to put in After Prom photos.

I do regret forgetting to bring in my t-shirt on the final day.

>>35483461
Secondary school was the only one that didn't have one. Not that I cared. The one from middle school didn't have any pleasant responses to me.

>>35483588
I want to bury my face in that. I don't care about anything anymore.

>>35483461
dint hav 1 m8 i cam from da non americanised part of blighty you get me bruv?

>>35483588

i know some of them in real life, the others are the friends of the ones i know in real life and yes ill admit, its very stalkerish, but im not a dangerous person and everyone needs a hobby

>>35483588
that would be great if sHE had a penis....

I think im gonna play myself some LA Noire, not played for ages and ive forgot just how comfy that game was

>>35483675
I can't wait for summer and all the whores come out in short shorts.

>>35483679
that was a flawed masterpiece

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goodnight lads, unfortunately a wagecuck so have to sleep at a reasonable hour now, no more sleeping at 7-8am

>>35483675
Built for a black man mmmmm

>>35483871
REEEEEE HOW DARE YOU! SHE IS PURE!

>>35483871
This, a white "man" could barely make it to the hole

>>35483795
>tfw no disgustingly westernised asian gf

>>35483973
Well clearly someone doesn't know how sex works

>>35484017
Yeah whities cause a big black cock will claim all their womyns holes

thinking of doing a stealth archer play through of skyrim, lads

>you now realize skyrim is 6 years old and people on here right now will consider it a childhood game

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>>35484048
>womyns
Well that's some fine bait. Is it worms or maggots?

>>35484017
Furious white dicklet. White women prefer black. go outside.

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>>35484153
Are you that insecure that you honestly need to do this?

>>35484190
Calling it bait wont make it any less true, You fragile white pigskin

>post pic of nice butt
>becomes a race bait thread
I am disappoint

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>>35484274
Well it is bait. The only reason you're posting is for (you)s

a wizard has to have a tower

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I miss the winter of 2009/2010, things were so much better back then

>>35484513
I haven't seen snow for years.

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>>35484682

would you like some more pics anon? i have a few more i can share

>>35484513
i remember deciding not to go into college because even though the roads weren't bad my neighbour who was a tutor didn't go in

>>35484153
>>35484274
>>35484048
>>35483871

You really can't go anywhere on the internet without seeing some black sub human saying a variation of "we're taking over your country" or "were fucking all your women"

>>35484730
Please do. I miss seeing snow.

>>35484775
It's like the muslims who say they rule the country. It's pretty funny.

>>35484775
>implying it's not just some bored /pol/tard.

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>>35484816

i have a few during the day and a few of the streets around my neighbourhood at night

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>>35484775
Shut the FUCK up whiteboy or we'll breed you out of existence faster

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>>35484899

no blanks posts on robo9k

>>35484914

this was a few days before the other ones, late december 2009

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>>35484946

also actually adding the pic this time, fucking posting cool-down periods

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>>35484976

snow at night can be very, very comfy

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>>35485024

i know i have a few more, just about to raid an old flash drive looking for them

>>35484848
>Nigger enabler

how many creme eggs can you lot eat in a row without puking up? i just did 5 and considering im only 10 and a half stone and dont eat chocolate that much i think thats pretty good going

>>35485838
I don't know but now I want to try it. 5 seems pretty low to me but I've never eaten more than 1 at a time.

>>35485861

to be fair there was only 5 in the box or i probably would have kept going

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>Fell asleep about 8pm
>Wake up at 3am
FUCK what a fucking waste of the night, haven't even had any dinner because I was gonna go to the supermarket

>>35486094
I now notice it's not even 3am its more like 4am
fuck at least if it had been 1 I could have got a kebab

>>35486094
I know how you feel. I tried to stay up all day so I could go to bed but I fell asleep at midday while changing my bed sheets. I haven't eaten much since this morning because I woke up and my tooth was killing me. I've wasted my day.

>>35484274
>pigskin
Black don't say this, it's only muslims who do. Blacks eat pork dumbass.

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>>35483461
>tfw never collected my yearbook
>tfw almost certain a kid who hated me wrote something shitty about me in it but have no way of finding out

>too late to go to sleep
>too early to stay up
Unfortunate

>>35486147
Fuck that sucks lad, definitely done that before "oh I'll just lay down for a second"

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>>35486223
Forgotten all about that shit now, can barely even remember most of high school

feels good

>>35486782
>high school
Out now, yankee doodle

>take shower
>feet still smell
I hate you feet REEEEEE

>>35486869
I know how you feel
>take a shower
>scrub armpits
>armpits still reek

>>35486517
I swear I spend half of my days in this state.

>>35486898
I used to have this, antibacterial soap seems to fix it.

>scuff knuckle
>doesn't seem to bad
>keep doing what I was doing
>look at hand now and I've dripped blood on my mouse mat
Don't know how I didn't notice

>>35486670
I know. I'm annoyed two because I had pizza that I was going to eat.

Where are my security guards at? What was your weekend like?

>>35486823
My school was literally called "<locaton> High School" lad...

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>>35487177
Liar and deciever. Get him, boys

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>>35487232
We can't all be posh boys and go to grammar school or boarding school lad.

>>35487282
Tell me about your day and maybe we won't slog your nog boi

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>>35487328
got up pretty early about 6am, sat in bed posting on here till 10, went to get breakfast at a local cafe (Eggs Benedict), sat around on the sofa this afternoon, played vidya and posted on here, made a new helper (pic related), fell asleep at 7:40, woke up 3:30

it felt like a good day and then it wasn't

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Lads.

This show is utter bum.

>>35487396
This reminds me of one of those shit mobile apps where they've blatantly stolen assets from a more popular game, except it's a show the the popular one is GoT.

>all this rage of the virgin when one "girl" posts in our general

fyi a few months ago there was this one 18 y/o slut from kent who used to post lewds and once her hands after masturbating on her period

despite that all these tourist bitches can fuck off though

cinderella is welcome
so is tunbridge wells lass if she still posts

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>>35487383
Aren't you going to ask me about MY day? Really rude of you desu

>>35487577
nah fuck off pal

*pummels you once for good measure*

>>35487600
*unsheathes claws*
I've been holding back...prepare for death

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>Woke up at 3am because of a panic attack
>Have sleep apnoea
>Email boss, won't be in as I need to go to GP in the morning
>Huge anxiety when I sleep

Literally all of this shit as soon and I land my dream job.

I hope all of your brobots are doing better than my pathetic ass rn, lads.

>>35487577
Sorry anon please tell me about your day

>>35487659
*teleports behind you*
*kisses you once on the bum*
*draws up slowly, sniffing your spine and neck*

heh... pretty good... you made me use 10% of my power

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>>35487762
Welll if you insist
>wake up feeling a little high because of a bowl I smoked right before bed
>get a text from mum asking me what time I work, because she needs help moving some things
>help her move her stuff, then get ready for work
>work a 12 hour shift, nothing exciting
>get home
>eat huge meal, take a poop, go up to room and turn on computer
>play Total War: Warhammer for a fews hours while I smoke and drink
>lose my first major battle, exit game, come to /r9k/ to shitpost

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>>35487894
I don't even know what that was

>>35487913
>lose my first major battle, exit game, come to /r9k/ to shitpost
Pretty much how I play every total war game

>>35487727
What;s your dream job lad?

Should I sleep now and hope to wake up at 8:30 or should I just stay up?

>>35487952
It's a terrible habit, but I've been doing it since TW: Rome. I can't help but feel like the campaign is ruined whenever I lose a battle. Stupid wood elves are OP and smell of poo

>>35487971
Yes, that's a good idea do that

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>when you cleanup after a wank with a towel but theres still some remains on your hand and you can't re-use the towel because that'd just spread the bulk of it over you so you lick it up instead

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>>35488066
That's just downright disgusting

>>35487962
I'm an engineer, I do R&D for [Insert largest vehicle manufacture in the UK].

I hella like cars and pay is awesome, so happy days.

What do you do anon?

>>35488000
I try to play shogun 2 but I have no clue what I'm doing and then just get curb stomped by the AI.
Nice trips by the way

>>35488012
Really useful answer. Thanks

>>35488101
i've cummed directly into my mouth before, I really did regret that

but i've done it more than once for some reason

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>>35482486
>Not sure how I feel now
how so. are you warming to me
quick question for the lads. waifu posting, is it dying?dare i even saypost waifus

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>>35488066
>when you've awkwardly got a hairbrush up your arse so you can't sit properly because the handle extends further than your legs when kneeling so you inadvertently cum all over your bed and blankets instead of your leg

>>35488203
I've done that, made me wonder what all the fuss was about with women and that. Seemed fine.

>>35488105
I work in advertising as an art director.

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>>35488066
just start eating all your cum like I do, it makes it a lot easier..
>>35488203
such a lust for cum.
>>35488293

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>>35488293
posting whyfoo, just assumed the other main waifu lads were on holiday or something

>>35488414
thought you were going to sleep...

>>35488463
yes after i watched the film and had a quick one to scully.

i can do what i want mum...

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noooo
getting light early lads. not good

>tfw falling for the prison gay meme
Help

>>35488066
Meet me in a hotel to do gay stuff

>>35488947
i don't want to leave the hotel room chopped up in a bag though

>tfw no way to change your profile picture on facebook without it appearing on the timeline of all of your friends
I just want to change the 4 year old image without drawing attention to myself

>>35489210
Pretty sure there's a setting to stop facebook from announcing that shit.

>>35489256
I tried changing the picture on my fake name test account, there's a setting to hide the post from your timeline but that doesn't stop it from appearing in the news feed of your friends

Actually apparently you can set the visibility of your profile picture to 'only me', that then removes the public timeline post and your profile picture is still visible as your icon everywhere

keep repeatedly telling myself to drink petrol as an alternative to "drink bleach"
now i genuinely want to drink petrol even though it would probably kill me.

not a lot, just like a shot glass to try it.

>>35489686
Fucking do it lad, super tasty stuff

>Don't even have GCSE english and maths at A-C

theres really no hope for me is there

>>35490306
depends what you want to do lad. i've no gcse's and am still working. only factory work but on like 26k a year

>woke up and read through the posts i've missed
>i missed a girl posting lewds

for fucks sake lads why didn't you ask for more. the one time something not gay happens in these threads and i miss it.

>>35490573
how'd you get into that?

honestly feels hopeless and impossible to break out of NEETdom at this point

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>thought i left my pissbottle in the bathroom
>mother just went for a bath
>panic
>realize it's actually at the end of my bed
>calm

>>35490674
well i'd been neet most of the time since leaving school. jobcentre put my intouch with an agency, started with them then applied for a job with the company as soon as i could.
lied on my cv about job experience. put a fake refference.
i was 30 when i started with the agency back in 09
all hope isn't lost mate. for us thickos there's agency work. watehouse work is good as well

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>tfw 32
>tfw it finally sinks in that you're an old man in the eyes of everybody who is physically as young as you feel
>tfw your body continues to age but your mind never stops feeling like your late teens
>tfw I have sneezes that feel like they pass slower than a month does
Don't grow old, lads.

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>>35490748
funnily enough I became NEET in 2009, guess one neet leaves another enters

isn't it soul-sucking work though? I don't even think i'd mind soul sucking work aslong as I had something to do. I quite literally do nothing all day as it stands, i've lost interest in everything. Watching movies, playing games all that shit just feels like work

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>>35488293
Morning, lads. Guess who wants to die.

>>35490915
Oh! I think I know this one. Is it me?

>>35490867
sometimes it's alright other times it is soul destroying. as long as i'm busy i'm okay. plus work in a choc factory so get to stuff my face rugularly. might be having time off to get some shit sorted so can get some lazy time in, but i'm the same. little interest in most things now, i just sit staring at my laptop

Rise and grind mates we doing good

i really don't want to go to work today. what excuse can i use?

>>35490915
why, what's up lad.

>>35491280
Family emergency is a safe bet. You can refuse to talk about it too because your boss can't force you to divulge matters you feel are personal.

Lads, what?
>go to sleep at 4am
>wake up feeling refreshed enough like I had 8 hours
>is actually only 7:30am

>>35491280
food poisoning. ooo it's like somebody turned on a tap down there. have 2 days off though lad. 1 is a bit suspect especially on a monday

>>35491329
Prepare to flag hard by 6pm.

>>35482890
Brits don't use the word thot

>>35491310
Nothings up, this is the feeling I always have
>>35491329
Well colour me envious

>>35491404
ah yes the everyday feeling of dread and despair upon waking.
yeah i know that feel. thought it might of been more specific.
get a brew down ye lad. nice cuppa yorkshires finest.

>>35491566
>nice cuppa yorkshires finest.
Way ahead of you, lad

i got a "peached" hoodie from topman and its so fucking soft and comfortable. you lads really need to buy one.

>>35491767
peached?
is that a kind of material or colour

>>35491790
its material. it says on the tag that its been peached to make it really soft or something.

>>35491767
Topmans advertising is getting really niche

>>35491767
How much was it lad?

>>35491835
will check it out mate, love me a good hoody. got 1 from matalan last year. best hoody ever, fleece lined so warm n comfy. got 2 of em now

>>35491881
twenty quid

Therapy anon here. up n attem.

quit drinking coffee, the benefits are quite nice. much easier to get up, don't need to wait for my coffee to woke up.

>>35491919
> got 2 of em now

glad im not the only one that does this, buying 2 of everything I like. seems illogical just to have one of something when it can get broke so easily.

having a shit in asda atm

Anybody got a link to the last thread? Really need it

>>35491941
Link lad? Origin content

>>35492084
Just google it, lad
http://www.topman.com/en/tmuk/category/clothing-140502/mens-hoodies-sweatshirts-2925366/hoodies/N-d9qZ22ogZ7yd?No=0&Nrpp=20&siteId=%2F12555&geoip=noredirect

>>35492084
this is the one i got
https://m.topman.com/en/tmuk/product/grey-marl-zip-through-hoodie-5683855

Morning lads. Once again the bus didn't crash. Getting a bit impatient now.

Is my birthday though which I forgot until my mum told me.

>>35492103
>mobile site
Wew

>>35492110
Happy birthday, lad. Hope you have a decent day.

>>35492115
sorry, its not my fault i have to go to work.

>>35492058
here we go mate
>>35474784

>>35492103
just reminded me how much I hate people who wear grey tracksuits.
its the ultimate im not even trying outfit.
especially after a few years of wearing when its all dirty and piss stained.

>>35492133
>i have to go to work
Oh alright. Grim.

>>35492126
Cheers lad. Doubt it will be any different. Boss isnt in yet though which is a plus I suppose.

>when you have your morning routine planned down to the minute

>paypal limits my account because of my frequent chargebacks

FUCK these cunts

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Anyone /UoN/ here?


Oregano

>>35492165
Ah, the boss is running late I see. But as soon as you run five minutes behind you get a foot up your arse.

>>35492201
Im pretty lucky actually. They don't seem to care about that as long as its not too often. I was 10 minutes late today and no one even pointed it out.

>>35492243
What kind of place do you work? Retail or corporate?

>>35491950
yeah best to get multiples.
what therapy you at lad
>>35492110
you gonna treat yourself to owt lad
happyish birthday

>>35492258
Corporate. It support for a solicitors. We still clock in and out but no one checks it.

>>35492183
What were the chargebacks for?

>>35492302
Sounds comfy. My only experience with bosses is retail so that might explain my negative experience

>>35492313

mmo cash shop upgraders(aka random insane gear or bust)

>>35492327

tesco doesnt measure breaks with clocking cards.

if the duty manager isnt there my lunch breaks are extended 15-20 mins(plus i fool around 10 mins before and after that), and my 30 min breaks are 45 mins.

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i love going to cathedrals. i'm not even a christian i just love the architecture of them.

>>35492327
Its both shit and comfy. I spend a lot of my day not doing work but I have to deal with some right wankers

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>>35492110
Happy birthday, buddy!

Hope you have a great day, don't forget to treat yourself.

>>35492402
>tfw the churches near me are all urban boxes

>>35492397
You're supposed to clock out when you take your break.

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>>35490796
>tfw you can't remember if you are 33 or 34 when someone asks
>Like it even matters anyway

It's disgusting how obsessed I am with the thought of another person's affection.

>>35492528

not in this tesco extra, they just assume you do a 1 hour lunch and 30 min break, which everyone breaks anyway.


Also

>downloaded 5 visual novels(no moe/haremshit)
>30-50+ hours each

literally paralyzed with these choices, once i commit to one, i can't swap to the others.

>>35482890
>Anyone /UoN/ here?
Derby Uni here

What do you study?

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Comfy

>>35492589
CS, you? Have a friend from home there, thinking of visiting the city sometime before they combine the two anyway

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>>35488293
Waifuposting never dies, it just oversleeps sometimes

>>35492551
me too, all i want is to kiss a cuddle with a girl. i've never done that before

>>35491280
Bit late now but plumbing issues is a good one you can use once per job.

>>35492294
>>35492475
Thanks lads. Haven't really got anything planned as I'm a little low on funds at the moment but I'm probably just gonna chill at work instead of getting anything real done.

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>>35491566
>yorkshires finest
Just made myself one

>>35492660
>tfw pigged out on an entire packet of jaffas and three cups of tea at 3am

>>35492633
I've been lucky enough to have the luxury of a kiss from a woman but that was nothing more than a peck on the lips.

>>35492302
>>35492258
Worst thing about corporate is when people have kids suddenly they have a licence to come and leave as they please but they also get really arsey if you don't show up right on the dot because they've been up since 6am

lads, iv got something to admit.
I like coffee better than tea

>>35492712
Instant or fedora coffee?

>>35492742
just instant coffee senpai

>ywn have a britfeel gf (female) to cum inside

why even live

>>35492789
I guess you'll just have to compromise for a /britfeel/ gf (male)

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Friendly reminder before they emerge from their caves

>>35492789
>tfw no britfeel bf ( male ) to cum inside

Hope the HDMI cables I ordered fit through the letterbox or atleast go to neighbors. Dont want to have to get to the post office before work again.

>>35492813
but they dont have vaginas for me to play with

>>35492927
They have vaginas (boipussy)

>CS, you? Have a friend from home there, thinking of visiting the city sometime before they combine the two anyway
>>35492628

I think I've seen you post here before actually. What do you mean combine the two? I study Mechanical engineering

still wish i had a clone of myself so we could take turns kicking the shit out of one another as a solution to self loathing

who /dave/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VAsCZLW4vk

>>35492924
hello there :3

>>35492628
>tfw took cs but starting to hate it
>only enjoy the math modules

>>35492971
full kit wanker innit

>>35492968
Think it would just end in hatefucking for me

>>35493056
thats my biggest positive about cloning, imagine all the shit you could get up to with a clone of yourself

>poster questions muh wip-autism diagnosis (psychiatrist but not yet seen a proper specialist.)
>still feeling uneasy with bursts of pacing around, swearing under my breath and rapidly repeating "Kill yourself" (i.e. to myself.) and occasional lucid moments of "hey, if i could think how to describe this stressful feeling it'd bolster my case when i'm talking to a specialist" followed by questioning whether i'm trying to trick myself followed by deep breaths followed by swearing under my breath and rapidly repeating...

I am a healthy, well adjusted individual. People would enjoy my company were they to share it. I have value.

>>35493074
I can just imagine meeting my clone for the first time, and with nothing but a knowing glance, head to my/our room together.

>>35493074
What if your clone decides to kill you and take over your life?
Have you ever thought about killing someone, what it would be like? you're clone would be thinking that too

>>35492961
Well the N2D2 project is basically connecting Derby to Nottingham, so i mean visiting before it becomes a metropolis anyway.

Hmm, you might have, what year are you?

>>35493116
Not much risk of that, my life is shit.

>>35493116
we'd be too busy bumming eachother and cumming down eachothers throats tbqh

How will you celebrate getting TRIGGERED this week?

>>35493143
womens day was last week mate

>>35493120
Know nothing about this. I hope it happens, would be good to get to notts cheaper and easier

I study second year. You made posts talking about how comfy Notts uni's campus's are didn't you?

my trains been delayed by about an hour ffs

>>35493179
Mummy May wanted a special day this week where she's remembered forever. Brexit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>silly roastie day

>>35493211
lel notts uni campus is not fucking comfy at all

>>35493218
Oh I'll start the day with a full english washed down with a can of lager then

>>35493234
>lager

fucking subhuman, drink a real ale

>>35493217
Where you going hombre?

>>35493280
with a full english mate?

>>35493302
listen mate i dont care if its with a full english or to wash down toothpaste

we're fucking british and we'll behave as such ok?

>giving a fuck about brexit

why? whats going to change in your life as a result

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>>35482890

Of the Elliot Rodger idolisers on /r9k/, most of them are non-virgins, this is even more applicable amongst his core supports where there are virtually no virgins

Of the Elliot Rodger haters on /r9k/, the majority are virgins.

This is something that really activates my almonds.

>>35493296
>hombre
Want to ease off the language there lad?

>>35493345
Virgins still idolise women
that's the problem.

>>35493340
>not wanting to piss off Germany one more time

>>35493340

Higher wages, less polish sub-humans around town.

>>35493366
trip on paki

>>35493371

I'm not poleaboo, I thought he liked poles anyway, isn't that the origin of his name?

>lloyds have been spam mailing me for credit card applicatiohns every month

why the FUCK should I have a credit card?

i have enough saved up to just straight up buy things short of a house.

why the FUCK would I want to pay 5% extra on anything at all when I can buy it now straight up and have plenty of dosh to spare?

will it help me do chargebacks and scams on mmos better than a debit card?

>>35493366
the polish will be staying, immigration won't be going down in general

>higher wages

really? what proof do you have of that?


I don't even want to debate brexit, I did vote leave but I really don't give a toss about it like some do. The same proles who get invested in politics when they don't know shit and don't influence shit. why bother

>>35493377
He filmed polish girls shitting then get thrown out of uni. Now he hates every single pole.
You should still kys if your first thought is getting rid of any group of people not called pakis.

>>35493345

Chad here, probably the reason is because we understand what Elliot was missing, and it's hard not to have sympathy for someone like him who was missing out.

>>35493391
chargebacks are probably the only good feature of credit cards, if you have to pay for something on a shade site then at least with a credit card it's easy to get the money back

I hope all the European roasties I know get kicked out. Go back to your own shit countries and stop bothering our lads with your flaps.

>>35493391
If you ever say this to normies they go
>MUH CREDIT RATING!!!!!!!

Note these normies are always the ones whinging they have no money at the end of the month

>>35493393

The Polish are already fucking off before they even have to. It's a deterrent, the insecurity is influencing them to go to other countries instead already. It's unlikely very many at all will come in after 2019, and the ones already here will slowly go home over time apart from a few who want to move permanently.

I've spoken to recruitment consultants that are noticing a substantial reduction in people willing to up sticks and move their entire life to a place where they might be kicked out of in 2 years, wages are already rising as a result.

>>35493434
>noticing a substantial reduction in people willing to up sticks and move their entire life to a place where they might be kicked out of in 2 years
Hiring at my place has had a few europeans (talented professional germans,french,etc) turn us down because of Brexit.

Could be something in it.

>Look what you're advetizine what do you stand for I'm glad there were view seats in your gymnasium
to pay to see you keep fit

>messi

cocacola.jpg

>>35493432
>>35493415


will it cost me any money simply to have a credit card linked to my account and i only use it for 5 quid a month for the random tescos run?

i kind of like the chargeback shit for mmos/scamming people.

>>35493448

Maybe now the government will be forced to invest in an actual education system rather than just relying on immigrants to do every job.

>>35493474
Nah, you just set up a direct debit to pay it off in full each month and you never pay any interest

>>35493391
To build up your credit rating so you don't get absolutely shafted when you come to get any kind of payment plan.
The card is automatically paid off every month and you don't get charged any extra.

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>you will never pour her a glass of wine and rub her feet after a long day
Why carry on lads?

>>35493523
bet her feet are riddled with dead skin and smell like mature cheddar

back from therapy.

it always seems to come down to the same question.

how to deal with the constant negativity and criticisms of people who will put you down to make themselves feel better without that having a long term negative psychological effect on you.

>>35493557
sounds like you've been stuck on a meme therapy because your condition is brought on by your own laziness

>>35493557
Do you have a diagnoses? What kind of thearpy is it or is it just one to one chatting?

>>35493211

Yeah it's advertised here quite a lot, not really used the trans much desu

Don't think it was me lad, maybe another robot is here? Final year here, completely fucked socially

>>35493232

Uni Park is sort of comfy, jubilee is weird

Mortem morsu builds are on the rise

>>35493640
long term psychotherapy.
its called secondary care. as apposed to primary care which is usually a few weeks cbt course.

my diagnoses is social anxiety agoraphobia.

>>35493654
>apposed

I don't think it's working.

>>35493502
So it's a scam then yeah?
>Here use our handy card *cough* don't get in debt or we'll rinse you
>Oh you don't want to use the card? Despite surviving just fine on your own financial restraint so never needed to be in debt ever? Well we're not gonna give you any money then.

>>35493654
>social anxiety agoraphobia.
So you're housebound a lot of the time?

>social anxiety agoraphobia
tl: too lazy to go outside

>>35493679
Yeah pretty much. It's a system that punishes you if you don't play along.

>>35493718
Yeah I just see it as a system that rewards skating on almost being a complete fuckup by having to build dept then pay it off rather than living within your means.

Basically normie-life in a nutshell.

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>>35493685
yes.. why u asking?

>>35493764
No reason senpai just wondered what it was like. Obviously a lot of people here (myself included) dont leave the house much but to actually have a condition must be entirely different.

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Got 2 weeks work experience in Poundland starting next monday lads.

Only upside is it's in some shitty little town so it'll be dead as fuck all day. I fucking hate people.

>>35493798
I got stuck in Clarks for work experience back in the day, in the middle of February

Place was dead the whole time

I'm in the train station waiting room and its only cute girls in here. this is terrifying.

I think if I make it to 40 as a virgin I will become a monk. Catholic, obviously. None of that Buddhist shit

Who here /kekistani/?

https://youtu.be/IQsKY0SyfZU

>>35493849
how old are you now anon?


this is an original commneet

>>35493798
>work experience
Fuck off, youngun.

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>go to bed optimistic, content, and happy
>wake up depressed, hopeless, suicidal, and frustrated.
What happend lads?

>>35493917
19, doubt things will change though

Do you need a driving license to be a car salesman?

>>35493925
I'm 23 and the jobcentre's making me go despite me telling them I already have 6 years of retail experience that I made up.

>>35493917
I'm 27 lad

>>35493789
well the problem with being out of the water for so long is its difficult to get back in.
would not recommend desu.

>>35493940
dunno senpai within the next 20 or so years i'm sure we'll get bang bots

REEEEEEE STURGEON YOU FANNY

http://news.sky.com/story/sturgeon-seeks-second-scottish-independence-referendum-10800578

>>35494054
pls no, I wanna stay in the UK
there is 0 benefit to us leaving

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>>35493979
Well they obviously know you made it up HAHAHAH

>>35494054
>>35494064
>not voting yes just to destabilize the world a little bit more.
there's zero benefit to keeping the way the world as it is, while there are potential benefits to shaking things up.

Scotland is also the only part of the UK to run a trade surplus, which could make things interesting. (the budget deficit by comparison is almost irrelevant.)

>>35494054
She has no authority to call a vote. May has already told her to fuck off.

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>>35493798
>Rinkah
Love that VA.

>>35494094
>greece tier debt:GDP ratio

yeah bro scotland would be great on its own

>>35493815
Speaking for the other side, they are much more scared of you than you are of them.

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just ate spam for the first time in my life.

do not like.

>>35494054
Tiocfaidh ar la my lads, first us in scotland then the occupied counties in ireland.

the anglo can get fucked.

>>35494094
>Scotland is also the only part of the UK to run a trade surplus
Yeah gonna need some sauce on that mate.

CBT first sesh on friday, any chance this is the road to getting some decent bennies?

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>Speaking for the other side

your alright mate, don't think real females want you speaking for them

>>35494094
t. delusion Jock who thinks he can keep his free tuition, prescriptions and gibs without Mummy England.

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>>35494054
>Going to have to deal with YES/NO shit for another 2 years
Cosmic.

>>35494155
16 year olds sharing Braveheart memes on fb. Brilliant.

Is it ok to eat a microwave chicken burger for breakfast? If I have egg whites again I'm gonna kill myself.

>>35494173
if you have to ask what to eat for breakfast then you don't deserve to eat.

>>35494155
>>35494166
living in the golden age lads

>>35493974
no, you just have to be able to do the hard sell so shift the shit cars you need to sell

>leave UK for muh independence
>join EU to have less independence
Scotland you silly lads.

>>35494173
Yes. But no mayo. Mayo only on lunch burger.

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>>35494117
New states don't legally have to take on any debt. Scotland will almost certainly agree to do so in some form, but that's not the point.
(Also, the only figures I can find for Scottish Debt:GDP puts it bellow 100% of GDP.)

>>35494142
Pic.
(It's not actually that impressive, the UK's just a fucking nightmare in terms of import-vs-export because it bought the service economy meme.)

>>35494154
Not Scottish at all. I just want Scotland to leave because it'd give the international markets another kicking.

>>35494286
>I just want Scotland to leave because it'd give the international markets another kicking.
You mad man. What do you want? To see the world burn? Mad Max for real? Cats and dogs living together?

>>35494314
>Cats and dogs living together?
They already do in my house.
Bwahahahahahaha.

>>35494314
>Tfw landlord is a nasty cat

The GDP per capita in Scotland is 28k, compared to England's 21k

We pay 9.1% of UK tax despite having 8.2% of the population.

We have vast unexploited oil fields in the West of the country that the MoD are currently blocking us from accessing.

We have a much more educated population than England, with a higher percentage of people holding STEM degrees.

English arrogance is hilarious. I know you think you're the best, but you are literally the thickest nation in Europe and we don't want to be part of this sinking ship anymore.

>>35494365
Us English are the greatest race to ever exist how about you remember your place, as our bitch.

>>35494365
Those oil fields aren't owned by Scotland, they belong the Queen.

>>35494392
You are so shit at pretending to be poleaboo.

Saor Alba


just think anglocucks, you wont have us posting in britfeel anymore so you can spend more quality time with that hairy knuckle paki poleaboo :3

>>35494402
Jock tears are delicious. Remember your place.

>>35494399
>complete ignorance of international treaties

Yep, you're definitely English.

I bet you're going to reply with something like "international treaties don't apply to us because we're SPECIAL!"

Yep, and you'll get everything you want in the EU negotiations without giving anything up, and you'll win the world cup again next time too. Football's coming home, sprit of '66!

Pathetic.

>>35494402
The real poleaboo stopped posting here (probably died) over 2 years ago.

>>35494365
>The GDP per capita in Scotland is 28k, compared to England's 21k
Source please.

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>>35482890
token smug wojak reply

>>35494426
It's owned by the Queen mate, all of the UK is.
They can leave but it's still going to belong to the Queen.

>>35482890

Lads, I met a french exchange qt who is in my town for 3 months. She doesn't speak much English. What do lads? I gave her my facebook and said I'd show her around town some time, but desu I feel like I'm just gonna sperg out

>>35494450
Sperg out and scare her off, those would be my next steps. Keep phoning her until she blocks your number.

You lads do realise that establishing a commonwealth realm will turn us from a global power to a superpower? And with the decline of the US we would once again be on top of the world.

>>35494426
Cant wait for you to come crawling back after you realise the EU is a far worse master than we are. Enjoy your refugees.

>>35494465
>decline of the US
Yeah no. Drumpf ammirte guys? Hurhurhur

>>35494465
As evidenced in this thread, I dont think we like each other enough to make it work.

>>35494435
www.gov.scot/resource/0042/00422987.pdf

>>35494477
>I have no sympathy for innocent people from a war torn part of the world because they look different from me and I read /pol/ and the right wing press and believe every word

Typical simple Englishman.

>>35494477
The EU wouldn't let them join.
Greece, Spain, Belgium, Italy, Romani and Slovakia would all veto it.

>>35494465
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING!

FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME!

1966!

>>35494528
>falling for the muh innocent war victims meme
Enjoy having 120 men for every 100 of your disgusting women

>>35494600
Your attitude is exactly the reason I'd support independence no matter the economic cost.

English people are thick, uneducated and hateful. They just hate whoever The Sun tells them to hate and vote for whoever Rupert Murdoch wants them to vote for.

>>35494629
Coming soon to Scotland; sexual emergencies in swimming pools and 25 year old teenagers

>its a nationalism meme episode

Not a huge fan of this one

>>35494649
>Literally quoting a story The Sun made up

Thanks for proving my point.

>>35494704
Only a retard or a Swede still believes bringing in refugees is a good thing.

>>35494629
>English people are thick, uneducated and hateful.
Yeah because Scots are naturally intelligent and loving.

>>35494500
>The Scottish Government believes that it is clearly in the interests of Scotland, and
the rest of the UK, for an independent Scotland to share the pound within a monetary
union after independence.
Hahahaha get fucked mate.