Drunk Thread. Only post if Drunk.

>>35480624
its sunday you degenerate

>>35480624
>only post if you are a degenerate neet

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>>35480624
Heyvyou, you know you shouldnt be drinkibg in a sunday, its againsy catholic preachings

>not making cummies on a wednesday
>not throwing money on a monday
>not drinking on a tuesday

>>35480624
I'm about to drink some vodka to walk out my dog. Anxiety kills me and cant see shit at night + some paranoia. Guess Ill work out till exhaustion after that.

newdrunk here. just took 8 swallows from a vodka bottle. gonna be an interesting night.

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Last drinking thread got tanked.

Enjoying some pacifico here.

There's no better feeling in the world than the warmth of alcohol as it first enters your system. The glow radiates throughout my entire body. It's the only feel I care about anymore.

>>35480937
Be careful, it takes 30 minutes to reach peak blood alcohol concentration. One time I was drinking vodka and wasn't drunk enough so I kept drinking. 1 hour later my head was spinning, slurred speech and all. Went to sleep I guess because I don't remember shit from that point on.

>>35480624
How am I supposed to get drunk off Corona?

Should I drink it with my ass?

>>35481012
a bit too late for that

>>35481150

Put 5 limes in there and run outside into traffic.

>>35481150

Drunk 5 in quick succession lul
>tfw when I can't do a captcha

>>35481194
>bladder explodes

but at least I'm drunk now right?

>>35480799

>Sikh not Christian
Also it's past midnight (monday) now

>>35481569
Do you remember to take your poo in the loo?

>>35481652
kek, I'm a brit bong

>>35481687
Londonistani?

>>35481794
Yep, pretty much that..

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Oh man my head is spinning a bit. Feels awesome.

Have some ass to celebrate!

>>35481179
I guess I'd need to cut my dick off and get a fake vagina too.

Even then I wouldn't be a big enough faggot to get drunk off Corona's.

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>go to a family gathering, everyone is drinking
>no one there knows I am an alcoholic
>refuse to drink there because I know I can't control myself
>buy a 6pack on the drive home and drinking it over the last hour

>>35483564

You should have gotten drunk and redpilled them.

Also, if noone in your family know you're an alcoholic you're either not as bad as you think or very sneaky.

>>35483627
The people who live with me know, but my family I see very very infrequently. It's fucking hard to say no to free liquor but goddamn is it worth them not knowing me like me roommates do

>>35483665

I couldn't turn down free liquor.

You have good willpower, anon,

Use it to better yourself.

I'm taking tonight off. I drank a ridiculous amount last night and had a hangover all day. Guinness always gives me awful hangovers. I try to take at least one night off each week.

>>35483702
Thanks man
Im trying my absolute best, cut down so much in the last 3 years

>>35483564
"> alcoholic"
is able to resist drinking at a party ..kay

>>35483748
*flex*

you are like a little baby

I will drop dead if I don't consume a shot of vodka every 5 minutes

and you call yourself an alcoholic ROFL

>>35483738
No prob, man.

I know what you're going through.

Watch this documentary too btw if you haven't already. Fuck it, if you have watch it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A&t

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Hey, a thread made for me.

>>35483821
I feel like an asshole for drinking while even having this open, I'll watch it tomorrow. Thanks though dude

Well, I drank a pint of Can Soup today along with some beer.

Just picked up a 12 of keystone ice and 2 more pints.

Gotta go to school tomorrow either hungover or drunk....

What should it be lads?

>>35483909
Watch it man. It'll make you never wanna touch vodka again. Vodka seems to be every alcoholics go to drink.

Man, I really want a beer. Should I just have a couple of beers on my night off drinking, anons?

>>35483821
Phew, watched a few minutes of the doc before I stopped watching. I only have 20 drinks a night. I'm safe, guys!

>>35484078

Watch it to the end, man.

My little sister got off to the psych ward after my mom wrestled a butcher knife away from her Friday and now my mom is in the hospital for a possible heart attack. I'm just trying to be numb now

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Drinking some Black Velvet.

>>35483956
Vodka and whiskey was my go-to before I started taking lithium and antipsychotics. Now I only trust myself to drink beer, since I have to have an insane volume of it to even get a fraction as drunk

>>35483966
Give your liver a break

>>35484156

I hope you, your mom, and your sister are all ok, anon.

>>35484121
No, thanks. I was raised by two functional alcoholics and consider myself a functional alcoholic as well. Fear mongering isn't going to get under my skin. My only regret is that, most nights, I can only have 20 drinks before I pass out due to exhaustion because I'm a wageslave and work 6 days a week.

>>35484186

My problems with alcohol started when I started taking Zoloft.

I've been off it for 18 months but the alcohol issue is still there.

Are we just crazy?

I'm not drunk, but I did a whole bottle of delsym last night on some cool anon's rec. Holy fuck, yo. Better trip than mushrooms in my opinion. Legs felt like they were detached when I tried to use them. I did DXM before with Coricidin , but this was completely different. CCCs were like being drunk, but delsym was like a straight psychedelic, introspective trip. Shrooms made me want to kill myself, but delsym was just...pleasant and euphoric. I wish i didn't take it later on the day when I would've fallen asleep sooner.

>>35484222

Sounds like you really need to watch it man.

>>35484229
I'm sure my issue is simply because alcoholism has run in my family for hundreds of years, every generatiom, along with horrific mental illness that the alcoholism may or may not be a coping method for

>>35484256
For what purpose? So I can attach a negative feeling towards the people that brought me into the world? I have no interest in attaching a negative feeling towards my own blood, anon.

>>35484336

No, so you can realize that if you keep drinking you're GOING TO DIE.

I don't care what you take out of the video, all I know is that you're posting in this thread, amd that's a cry for help.

You need help, i wanna help you. I wouldn't wish this fucked up disease on my worst enemy. You need help, bro and I'm just trying to offer it while you still have a chance.

>>35484307

If your family has a history of mental illness then get off the bottle now. Alcohol is just gonna bring that shit out in you.

>>35484461
Ive been trying for years man, but alcohol has helped me more than it's hurt me all this time. I'm just trying to cut back now so my liver doesn't have horrible issues in a couple years. What's the harn if it's a legit coping mechanism and my meds work even if I drink?

>>35484422
>You're going to die

Well, aren't you a clever one.

>>35484555

Nice trips faggot.

That's the reality, I believe.

>>35484553

Why do you drink? Depression? Anxiety? Why?

>>35484624
Long story short
I've got bipolar type 1 and OCD and a paraphilia and sleep apnea
Drinking reduces the intensity of my obsessions, helps me to cope with bipolar depression, doesn't effect the meds that control my mania, allows me to fap to the dead without wanting to kill myself, and lets me sleep without any nightmares.

My meds can't do any of that. Now, if you were in my position, wouldn't you do the same?

>>35484845
Idk, I'm not in your position so I can't really say ya know?

Do you have friends?

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>>35480624
>sick
>been taking medicine today
>just bough some new vodka
>want to drink
>afraid of actually killing my liver
True suffering

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Gotta wake up in 6 hours and I'm drunk
what do
i don't even feel it much right now

>>35484950
I have a gf that doesnt do anything sexual with me because we both jave severe issues and online friends

>>35485012
it's cuz she's alive, isn't it? just kill her then you'll be attracted to her

>>35485012
Well, at least you have a girl. What issues stop you two from having sexual relations?

>>35485066
Yes it's because she's alive. Fuck you

>>35485094
I'm a necrophile, she's a living woman. Plus she has her own issues that make her reluctant to be intimate, even if I wasn't a broken sick fuck. It's just not possible for us, no matter how much I love her

>>35485282
>he's literally a cuck
Sounds like you're on the wrong board faggot

>>35485307
She's a hikkimori NEET that I fully support and she's incapable of having sex or anything, I'm only a cuck to my own sexuality

>>35485282

Why are you a necrophile?

I don't understand this way of thinking, but I'm willing to try.

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>>35485350
>that I fully support and she's incapable of having sex
>literally a beta provider
Kill yourself roastie enabler

I'm pretty much drunk. Vodka. Sadly the 2 pieces of shit that look down on me where not there. Pieces of fucking shit, if I didn't have anxiety I would have destroyed them already. Or perhaps I'm just delusional? I feel pretty strong though, working out regularly.

>>35485007
You will wake up dizzy mate. Nothing to do about that.

>>35485446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8i5NLyXZdc

>>35485363
I'm derailing the thread hard so anyone say the word and ill shut up

I've been a necrophile all my goddamned life, never was attracted to other boys or girls. Only the dead, at funerals, in car accidents, in medical books, whatever. As I've aged nothing as made it easier, nothing I've tried with the living.

I love the dead, I love that they are perfect and cold and quiet and will never harm me or betray me or lie to me or judge me, who will be soft and filled with maghots with peeling and bruised and blistered skin

But I digress

>>35485398
She has savings and we go 50/50 with all purchases. I meant emotionally support

>>35485754
>50/50 with all purchases
So you're still a beta provider, fuck off roastie enabler

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>>35480624
Tfw went to parents place to shovel their driveway while they are on vacation.

>>drank 6 shots out of their booze cabinet then went to pub and had 4 beers

>>35485754
I feel like you'd be happier if you could suppress your sexuality entirely by taking SSRI drugs rather than masturbating to that filth while drunk.

>>35484248
I was gonna do 200mg of DXM gels tonight but decided I wasn't in the mood even though I already drank lots of pomegranate juice. I did 420mg last weekend and I barely remember the trip, just laying on my floor with my whole consciousness absorbed in the music I was hearing and visuals I was seeing with my eyes closed. I'm not sure if it was enjoyable honestly, I knew I was going to puke for like 20 minutes before I actually did and that anxiety buildup sucked.

>>35486086
I've been on SSRIs before, they make bipolar mania extremely bad so I can't take them. I've also tried chemical therapy (which made things worse) and aversion therapy (which didn't work at all)

I'm doing the best I can

>trying to solve 5+ captchas for a single post while drunk

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>just turned 21 a few months ago
This is what I've been drinking, I've branched out a little bit but haven't found anything else both good and cheap like this is

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drunk af bike messenger reporting in

my bike got stolen today by a homeless dude
if i wasnt so wasted on cheap wine id be pretty fucking beside myself

anyone else have a prized possession stolen? howd u deal with it???

>>35486296
My laptop was stolen some years ago
It's going to hurt for a long time
But physical objects can always be replaced, or even upgrade
It will never be the same as what you lost but you can start anew my friend

>>35486202
Ahhh that sucks...

sorry that I joked that you should kill your NEET gf

I should definitely be thankful my sexuality is very normie-like apart from a fetish for "wifesharing"

I hate these sign captchas too

>>35485754
But you have a girlfriend?

Drinking cheap Canadian whiskey straight from the bottle. Chasing with locally brewed pilsners and IPAs, and I'll finish off the night with cheap wine leftover from my moms birthday.

I also quit my brain meds over 3 weeks ago, seroquel and effexor. I feel so full of energy, I haven't felt this good in years.

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Alcoholic here. 7 years so far. I quit back in August for 3 months after I found out I had a fatty liver. I'm also obese and smoke. I can't stop drinking. I drink about 3 of pic related every day. Up to 6 if I feel like being fucked up all day. Not sure how much time I have left but I feel random pains in my liver and heart area. Usually the morning after drinking. I'm also dependent on a benzo (1mg klonopin before bed).

>>35486296
My ex stole and sold my class ring.

Not that I give a fuck but what a cunt, right?

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>>35486359
It's ok dude I'm pretty much used to it
I'd suggest being more sensitive but fuck it were on 4chan

You all have a good night I have to pass out now

>>35486388
Yes
We met here on /r9k/ and were friends for ages hefore getting together. She wanted to date me for years, knowing I'm a necrophile, and I always said no because we wouldn't be able to have sex. When she made it clear she didn't care and still wanted to be a part of my life I finally said yes. By a lot of people's defintiions we aren't in a relationship because it isnt sexual, but idgaf

>>35485718
That was great, never heard it before, thanks

>>35485754
How about your kill someone who wont be missed and then fuck her

>>35486476
sleep tight necropupper, that sounds like a cute friendship, I met my ex online too through a game

I can't remember the celebrity's name but I remember reading a wiki page that one spent his whole life living with a partner and never had sex and claimed that only sexless relationships can truly work

idk something to think about

>>35486412
god what a fucking cunt

why'd yall break up? was it because she was being a cunt? or did you learn this fact later

>just drank half a bottle of havana club

>>35480745
I drink wine at church so I can drink wine now, it just ain't the blood of Christ

>>35486505
Anon I'm drunk so don't fuck with me

Am I still drunk if I can still type coherently? Been sobering up the past couple hours but I still feel it a little bit.

Autocorrect makes it too easy to check your work these days.

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>Drunk
>On a Sunday
Don't you fags have things to do tomorrow?

>>35487399

Great story!

She actually fucked one of my "good friends" and had a kid with him.

She's a single mom/attention whore now.

I wish her the best!

>getting addicted to alcohol

How much of a pussy are you

T former meth user

>>35489186
I have to go to class. Not sure if I should go hungover or drunk?

>>35489219
Go hungover. You paid for the damn class already.

>>35489186
I'm on spring break

>>35489186

Days off are Sunday Monday

But my work is also fairly random as to whether there's any work at all, and if you call in late or ask nicely you'll get the day off anyway.
So it's not really a responsibility.

>>35489227
It doesn't matter it's Community College and those faggots need me to get drunk so I can level the playing field.

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>>35489186
ha, no fuckin way wagie

kill me, bro

>>35489283
The sheer amount of money I am paying for school is more than enough to get me out of bed and go to class hungover or not.

>>35489229
Well aren't you just the bees knees

>>35489343
But these classes are so easy WTF AM I PAYING FOR??????????

>>35489355
I'm in college just to clarify

Not underage

>>35484422
No, thank you. I already know I'm going to die. And I'm posting in this thread, not as a cry for help, rather, I'm hoping to talk with other people who are intoxicated.

>>35490021
Me too anon.

I'm lonely...

>>35490105
Hey, I like you. Tell me about yourself, anon.

>tfw no American friend I can go visit, shoot guns with, eat glorious fast food with, and get drunk with

>>35490115
I'm drunk and i have to go to class in 9 hours.

I just want a friend to talk about all this bullshit with man

>>35490156
I have work in 11 hours. Not really looking forward to it, but it's just a thing that you have to do.

>>35490201
I guess I'll just bullshit through it like I usually do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gV3g9LCvPc

^^^^Song I'm listening to btw

I wish I were still drunk, kinda sober now.

Aeroplane is such a good album.
Why is her head a potato.
Fuck.

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4chan error, didn't post potatohead pic

Many drinks of kava, not sure if qualifies but am enjoying. 7/10 buzz

>>35490564
I drank legit kava made by native Fijians when I was in Fiji and it only really made my lips feel a bit numb. Meh.

>>35490605
What I've found is you gotta have an empty stomach. And then drink the right dosage. I make it at least double island strength and I had 5 cups tonight. Struggling to walk in a straight line.

Definitely not drunk now, but definitely wish I were. I could hightail it down to 7-11 and get some malt liquor, but really I'm waiting for tomorrow morning when I can get some more Fleischmann's from the liquor store.

>>35490667
Yeah, I guess I only had a few cups. We did a whole circle ceremony type thing where we went around taking turns cupping from a huge bowl of the stuff. Tastes literally like dirt but in a strangely pleasant way. I wanna try it again but for actual effects.

How do you procure it in significant quantities? I'm in the USA.

>>35490692
Man, I've probably drunk over 200 liters of Fleischmann brand vodka in my life.

>>35490762
Like medicinal dirt.
In New Zealand it's fully legal and you can buy it over the net or from a spice shop. I believe it's legal in the US too, maybe look into online retailers?

>>35490762

I also like malt liquor, to be honest, but convenience store prices are too much. The walmart I go to used to sell it for $2 a 40, but they don't carry it anymore.
Getting pure alcohol also helps cut down on the excess calories, since I mix it with diet soda.

>>35490786
Oh shi, it actually is completely legal here, I may just order some after a bit more research.

>>35490856
Yeah dude, I think the same way, vodka and diet soda is major key for not being a fat alcoholic. Although I differ from you in that I find malt liquor to be nauseating (it tastes fine, it just literally makes me feel pukey, all barley based drinks do unfortunately).

>>35490949

Opposite for me, a 40 of malt liquor is enough to get drunk enough, without making me puke. The convenience of a premeasured amount was why I went to it for a long time, spirits got some getting used to the measuring and all that.
Most of the time I've vomited, though, have been wine. After a point I can't keep it down, and it comes up dark red like when I drank it and looks gross as hell.
After the last time I drank a bunch of wine, barely got drunk, and then threw up, I swore it off forever except for a glass at dinner.

>>35491002
Funny how much that shit varies from person to person. I can pull liquor directly from handles just fine if I want to, and can get hammered off wine easily as well (boxed wine is pretty good bang for your buck, not quite as good as $10 vodka handles though).

>>35491002
also I use a pyrex measuring cup to precisely pour out how much alcohol (and calories) I'm going to consume

>drunk at 4AM
>pissed all over my bed because lazy and drunk

How many hours can I sleep off 2 more beers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

>>35491221
I'm glad I've always had an adamant bladder that never lets itself go, never piss my bed even when I blackout and lose an entire evening of memory

>>35491002
I've never vomited when drinking, for taste I prefer beer, but I usually drink vodka to get drunk fast.

>>35486160
What kind of gelcaps do you have? Are there any other active ingredients? I looked at my bottle and it says I did almost 450mg, which is over 3X what I normally would have gotten with CCCs.

>>35490524
its a tambourine you cuck

Also i was drinking at home once, got pretty drunk and played this album and sang it at the top of my lungs, felt so good man but my voice was fucked the next day.