Hey Anon, where are we going for our first date,m

>>35479771
This nice little french place by the bayside

>>35479771
family restaurant, then a cheap motel

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>>35479771

>implying a girl like that would even look at a robot

Kekked

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TO SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!

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How does Subway sound?

>>35479771
>,m
WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS

>>35479771
ANIME CONVENTION!!! I'm gonna win the big prize for cosplay and make you proud! Every girl there will be jealous of you for scoring the best cosplayer. I swear, all 3 of them will go green. Come, m'lady. Let us depart!

my bedroom so i can tear up dem walls

>>35479771
skip the date and get to the point.

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>>35479771
shit we're going to get stoned right here, stay up to watch some Seinfeld reruns/listen to some 60s jams and order pizza till we either pass out or fuck

>>35480010
which is to go home and play battlefield by myself.

The rape jail I established in my basement you dumb normie whore.

>>35480010
this anon has internalized the ABC mentality
Always Be Closing.

>>35479771
Going to be honest, she looks like a girl that I want absolutely NOTHING to do with. Looks too high maintenance and plastic, and looks like we'd have absolutely nothing in common.

No, thank you.

>>35480075
I offer a counter suggestion. Try to get in her pants while spending no money and as little time as possible.

>right back to the chadster's
>huh, but looks like your not invited

i have plenty experience with woman and i wouldnt go with anybody who goes out looking like that

>>35480106
Nah, I'd rather not, honestly. I wouldn't ever want to be in a physical relationship with a girl that I didn't have feelings for, let alone one that I couldn't stand. Even then, I'd want to be in a pretty committed relationship before going down that path.

>>35480387
fair enough.
I'll respect your point of you, even if I think shallow women deserve to be taken advantage of.

>>35480031
Yeah I can see the Seinfeld theme start playing when you begin saying this

But honestly your post made me comfortable

>>35480442
it sounds comfy because it is comfy

Go get it anon

>>35479771
Okay, here's a
>31yo khv (oh, and dateless as well)
take on this:

>implying we somehow agreed on a date and know at least a little bit about eachother

Me: dress nicely, maaaaybe even a suit, smell good (ck one shower, deo and parfume)

>implying she likes italian food

>take her to our towns best pizzaplace for diner right inside of our best cinema complex

>watch a charming movie in original language (germany here) [if she can't handle that, screw her]... something like moonrise kingdom, which i imagine to be an instant blowjob movie

>hit a bar (suited to her tastes, maybe wine) downtown near the cinema

>maybe another

>ask her if she's ok with going to a club. trying to find her taste in music, go there

>dance (yes, I dance and enjoy it)

>calming down after clubbing by walking through some nicely illuminated areas downtown that actually do set a calming and romantic mood

>maybe hit one more bar, a secret spot i enjoy very much...

And then, I don't know.
I suppose that's the point where couples either stay for the night and have sex or seperate.

Does this sound...well... like something a women would at least want to participate in? Generally...

I honestly don't know.

>>35480075

I would make a Gulf War like incursion into her girly place, but you're probably right.

Seriously though guys I don't fucking know. I have never been on a real date before in my life.

I guess I took Iris to a pastry shop (le madeleines) for coffee and fancy treats before going shopping at the Gateway and a movie. Starts with conversation, then you have a shared experienced, and the movie you get to relax have some shared alone time and possible light cuddles/touching before heading home to have sexy times.

Renee was different because we just met at the hotel and stayed in the entire time lolololo.

To be fair I never went out with anyone that I haven't been talking to for a month or two with webcam first. I got to know the person a whole lot before we met.

TO BE FAIR I have never met a real woman before. They were all hired to be with me, so everything they told me was a lie.

AND TO BE FAIR...

When I'll be living in LA... I'll have infinite money and connections to do anything I want. I'll be invited to every event, every premier, every concert, every play, everything as VIP/backstage/whatever the fuck.

I don't think I'll have any issues with the ladies or finding things to do to impress them.