Robot to Chad to Robot

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over these past few months i have slowly become chad
one of my friends is literal chad and ive been adapting to become more like him
>mfw i can fuck around with roasties, completely destroying their hearts and they come running back to me
>mfw roastie whores ask ME for nudes first
>mfw i can walk up to qt grills and get digits ez
I have come back to tell you all it is not all it is cracked up to be. It is an extremely unfulfilling existence, as you are constantly hopping from whore to whore. To be honest, I am just as pleasured, if not more, by playing video games, eating, and jacking off than the Chad life. I'd rather be a robot, and so I am here to stay.
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