Stop thinking that she might like you back. She doesn't.

tfw bjork will never feel the same way about you as you do about her

I'm sending that bitch a mail bomb right now!

How dare this roastie not like me back!

This sentence alone makes me anxious. I've had low self esteem for years and it increased for the better recently as I heard a girl had a massive crush on me.

Sorry for blogpost

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>>35477369
when my life is through...

>>35477422
What you gonna do about that?

>>35477335
>you will never have a qt icelandic new wave gf

>>35477443
Nothing as we went to different universities.

which is sad as she's like my dream girl.

>>35477483
Don't be a fag, talk to her online, get her number and get to know her. Then go visit her and get laid.

>>35477557
No. These posts sound good in theory but it doesn't work like that.

She hasn't spoken to me in 4 months. Contacting her now will make it obvious I'm desperate and she'll view it as weird, especially considering we live 3 hours away.

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>be me
>taking SAT
>sits down
>massive 1/10 land whale appears
>sits at the desk up front
>must be proctor
>reads us SAT instructions
>in my mind comparing it to miranda rights
>bitch looks lethal
>middle of test
>landwhale whips out 1 gallon of water in full metal bottle
>shes gonna fuckin drown
>halfway through grammar section
>fuck the grammar section
>landwhale takes out paper towel
>uncovers secret straw-clitoris from bottle
>starts POURING water on the paper towel
>wot
>towel starts dripping from so much water
>wot
>landwhale takes dripping wet towel
>smacks towel on face and releases orgasmic noises
>WOT
>landwhale is giving sponge bath to herself
>in the middle of the SAT
>look to my left
>see some kid
>he looks at landwhale
>he looks at me
>WereAllInThisTogether
>landwhale barks EYES ON UR OWN PAPER
>look down at grammar section
>say fuck that again
>stares at the beached marine mammal as she attempts to keep moist so she doesnt die
>whale smacks a second damp towel on her face
>"OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH"
>mfw my protcor makes whale noises
>mfw i just took a test with a whale
>mfw I was debating calling PETA
>mfw PETA showed up and took her back to the pacific

>>35477335
I know she does.
But I have no idea what to do

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>>35477335
She sent me tits though, more than you can say friend

>>35477335
every time i try to get over her she start showing signs that she likes me back.

at least it's the last semester we are studying together after that i may never see her again

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She has a bf so I know she most likely doesn't. Doesn't stop me from deluding myself that I might have had a chance though. Or that I still could.

>>35477335
I've stopped thinking about it romantically anymore. The further down the normie rabbit hole she takes me (indirect though it may be) the more curious I am about everything about her and the world she inhabits. It's like she's my coming-of-age story, and it's not finished just yet.

>>35477991
I feel that shit. Girls know how to keep niggas in orbit.

It might get better, might not. I'm in the same place you are, pham

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>>35478137
i wish for the ability to turn off these feelings

>>35477701
Yes they do let idiots into college these days and no we don't have respect for teachers anymore and yes kids are so sissified that every little thing bothers them.

>>35478854
t. Land Whale-

>>35478999
>if you support or defend thing you are now thing
They call that strawman yeah?

>>35477369
I'd be fairly confused if bjork did think I was "kind of a weird musician, what is their deal?"

>>35479680
t. mad Land Whale in denial

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Different people are hardwired differently, I suppose, but I've never 'fallen in love' with someone. Crushes, etc.

>>35479680

No, lol. A strawman is when you attribute an argument that your opponent did not make to your opponent, and then attack that argument.

I think you're thinking of projection.

>>35479752
No I wasn't thinking of projection, we were both strawmanning and I was baiting.

The only difference is I've got evidence that I'm right because of his post being bothered over the dumbest shit, and being idiotic enough to post it in this thread of all places, rather than in an autistic urk fetish thread or something.

It urks me that I read all that greentext for something so retarded, in a thread I was reading to see hopeless longing.
>she will never want you :(
>OMG A LANDWHALE IN SAT REEEE
Fucking retarded. And no greentext of longing anywhere to be seen in shit thread.

>>35477483
What was/is she like? What are you like?

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>>35477335
>Still thinking someone might like you romanticly

Fucking Normies in this place, I swear.

>>35477335

>tfw when you saw the sugarcubes in concert

>tfw when she's 52 now......

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>>35479751
kek,This is my ok-cupid chat.
Thanks for saving anon

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>>35480491
LOL I haven't seen that pic

I left for din din and never checked that thread again, saved the pics during the time I was there though, legendary thread

>>35480557
thanks anon.
I'll make another bread when im bored one day