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>>35477218
Live everyone who has ever lived has died. Easy solution really you myst ve stupid if you didn't realize youre killing yourself right now!

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Poor man's suicide

>>35477603
He's asking for a quick death Einstein.
>>35477218
Truth is desu if there was an easy solution it would be widespread.

>>35477218
Even children can tie a noose. I think you can do it, anon.

Rat poison, drink bleach

Maybe both

>>35477218
>get a piano string
>tie to anything heavy or fixed to a wall
>tie to neck
>jump out window
The string has to be of sufficient length

Optional: tie a rope that is slightly shorter to your legs and glue your hands to your head.
You'll be hanging with your cut off head in your hands, providing a nice show for the public.

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>>35477603
Such wisdom
Much wow

>>35477218
>lay on traintracks
>go to ghetto and call every gang member you see a dumb nigger
>go to a "protest" in a Make America Great Again hat
>buy BB gun at walmart, take to police department, point it at cops
>buy a lot of alcohol, drink it all in one sitting
There's 5 methods even a retard like you could pull off.

>>35477218

Eat as much junk food as you can and just keep eating more until your body shuts down. It's a little slow, but as least you'll go down having yummy treats.

>>35477218
Aren't there mountains where you live?
Or bridges? Anywhere you can jump?

helium exit mask, a CPAP mask and hose was actually in the "frequently bought together" on amazon with a tank of helium for a while.

>>35477786
>can't tie my shoes
>can't tie a tie
I just can't

Jump in front of a train, fast and painless.

Helium?
train?
give yourself cancer?
stab yourself?

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>>35477218
>Buy a handle of vodka and as much Tylenol as you can get your hands on
>Eat all the Tylenol, drink as much hooch as you can
>Die of excruciating liver failure within a week
Only posting because I know you won't do it, you want to live too much.

>>35477218
You cant be too stupid for a noose, its literally bending the rope, thats it. The American hangman's knot is ez.

If anything just tourniquet your neck. All you need is rope, a stick, and knowledge on how to tie any kind of knot. Place stick between knotted rope and neck, and twist until brain stops receiving blood

>>35479236
How can i give myself cancer in a fast way?