Red flags of women

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>I have a penis
>I was born a male

>>35477150
>not being a dog person
that makes you a pussy

>>35477150
>dog person
like a furry?

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>>35477150
>"I'm a dog person"
>Red flag
More like red rocket. Dogs are amazing.

>I'm interested in Science and/or Psychology

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>I'm a proud feminist

>im a little weird XD

Unironically quoting Marilyn Monroe.

>>35477322
why is a STEM girl a red flag?

>>35477150
I'm scared to ask why dog person is a red flag.

"Buy me pizza and I'll love you forever"

"Serial killer documentary and chill?"

>>35477381
because she's fat and/or ugly and a complete autist

>Touch her butt and buy her taco bell

Girls who put "dog person" as a part of their personality means they are boring.
also bestiality

>>35477409
That could be cute if you're hard up for romance. Don't knock it til you try it.
Also what if velma girl?

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>step up-to the plate

>looking for a responsible man to settle down with, I'm so done with bad boys

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The dog collars and chokers aren't a meme, I repeat not a meme, don't touch a girl who wears one of them in public

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>single mom
this is the worst one

>>35478000
I like chokers, I don't think they're that bad.

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>"i'm not lke other girls!"
>"my ex was a psycho!!"
yikes gtg

>>35478076
They're trashy and an instant indication a girl is slutty/damaged/psycho

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>she's above 5'7"
>her shoe size is EUR 42
>her facial structure looks like pic related
>she looks like a mtf trans rapist in feminine clothing
>>35477409
This.
STEM degrees for these girls are good for giving them a purpose in life and passive-agressive approach of dividing the cute ones from the uglies.

>I'm religious
Waiting for marriage my ass
Or her ass, to be more precise

>on social media

What percantage of women 18-30 do you think this leaves out?

>mentions Sailor Moon once

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>has a tumblr

Run

>>35478498
99 at least in my country

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>is 3D
>is a biological female
biggest red flags desu

>hobbies include netflix and pizza
>if you voted trump bye
>take me on an adventure
>love to have fun

>>35477220
I just thought of this in my head and thought it would be so funny to post and you beat me to it you piece of shit.

>hasn't touched a book in years
>wears lots of makeup
>slutty basic bitch attire
>unnatural hair colours and cuts

>is interested in me

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>>35477150
>"I'm sassy"

wish for her death because she has no value to society

>uses linux
Just run away

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>>35477150
>i love hiking
>i love adventuring
>my cats are my babies
>my vagina is wet

>I'm tired of being hurt
>man-up and message me first
>Buy me food XD

>i dont like cats or dogs
>im a bad texter
>haha im so awkward-funny deal w/it
>i voted hillary

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> "I want to go to school and pursue my career"
> "I go to the gym to better myself!"
> "the past is the past anon. We've all done crazy stuff. Haven't you?"
>above the age of 23
>weight starting with 2
>wants kids
>wants 2 cars
>doesnt want pets
>goes to house parties regularly.
> Right/left wing leaning
>having political stances at all
>wants to get married
>white with overly good relationship with brother


Yare yare daze.

Dog person and cat person are tiny red flags compared to horse girls.

Single mom is also a red flag, unless you want a relationship where she's too worn out to do anything but netflix and chill and will constantly want you to become her provider.

I can't really think of anything a woman could put in a dating site profile that isn't a red flag, relationships are a nightmare

>>35479796
What's wrong with the first two? or political stances?

Why would you want an uneducated girl with no opinions who didn't want to be healthy?

>>35478142
My sister wears a choker. She's top of her class and does sports. Only in middle school. No a slut

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>my vagina is big

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>>35479851
1. When they say "pursue my career in college" they never talk about useful things such as becoming an engineer, doctor, etc. What the really mean is that they'll go to school for some gendr studies crap and the parties and to get bum fuck drunk on the weekends and suck chad's dick under the guise'.

2. No political stances. If they do have one it is

A) some libtard lefty shit. Muh diversity muh ebil huwhiite mails.

Or

B) omg look at me in my maga hat praise pepe xd gibe me attention.


Every fucking time.

>>35479796
You wan't a very shallow and vauge girlfreind, don't you?

> marathon Harry potter with me XD
>Netflix is lyfe
>I'm tired of boys, i need a man

>>35479980
My girlfriend did a BA and now works in a Museum. The STEM careers are not the only options.

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>I'm a bit crazy lol
> If you can't accept me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best lolxD

>i have a tinder
>I like art
>I do drugs
>I have tattoos
>I have piercings
>I was abused
>Fuck me daddy
>I don't want to talk about my past
>You're different from the guys I usually talk to
>I don't get along with my family
>I work at a bar
>I'm married
>I have kids
>My natural hair colour is

>Bernie 2020
>vegan
Art school

>>35477150
>"I don't think you can handle me but we'll see"
>obsessed with horses
>fucks on the first text
>suicidal
>"ILL DIE FOR YOU, YOU ARE THE MY ONLY REASON TO LIVE"
>meds
and I'm still with her...

>sassy
>petite
>"im a bigger girl"
>"i have a shitty attitude lol"

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>Im literally Harley Quinn lololollolXDXDXD

>>35479482
at least you can use gcc in linux FeelsGoodMan

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>>35477150
>I smoke
lul fuck off with your cancer breath
>OMG Frozen OMG Harry Potter
grow up maybe
>Traveling is my drug
I need drugs to stand listening to your massive egocentric nagging

Seriously though, all the girls that took interest in me were hot and retarded

>>35477381
>I'm scared to ask why dog person is a red flag
You know why, anon. Deep down, you know why

>>35479212
There's some qts on tumblr anon. Especially the artists.

>>35477150
>recently met this girl out with friends
>she is not drinking because she cant handle it and will always get shitfaced
>mhmmm sure i bet
>talk to her a bit
>make out with some other girl at the bar
>leave with her and sobriety sees
>she dies on me because she is so drunk and i go home alone
>friend facetimes me
>sobriety becomes obsessed with me
>asks for my number
>give her my number
>aggressively texts me
>tells me she used to do some pills and be a raging alcoholic
>clearly been on the cock carousal
>got kicked out of school and her job for being an idiot
>drug possession weed
> has now reformed
>talks to me about relationships and long term shit
>does no gi grappling manly shit
>sends me a pic of her after a rugby game with a bloody nose

JESUS CHRIST I IMMEDIATELY CUT ALL CONTACT

THIS WAS REDFLAG CITY

never seen so many redflags in my life