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Times when girls broke your heart

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>be me around 17
>gf just broke up with my and I had nothing else worth living for
>try to join army so I can die quickly
>meet cool girl and become good friends but only friends let's call her Abby
> Army life starts to get to me and I go awol when in Afghanistan
>make my way back to the states and try to forget about The army living with my parents at the time
>a few months go by and someone comes knocking at my door
>holyshit.jpg its my army pal Abby
>we hang out for a while shooting the shit while reminiscing about our army days
>Abby seems different more lustful for some reason
>she must be lusting after me! I need to get some sweet army pussy
>come up with the idea to ask her to come to the garage I'll tie a bow around my boner and offer my innocence to her (I am still a virgin so you can see how this plays out)
>she comes in I'm ready for passionate love making
>Abby looks disgusted and says "I'm gay"
>my raging erection goes down causing my bow to hit the ground as we look at each other in silence
>it finally made sense that lustful look was for the fat crossing guard by my house "fatty patty" when I look back it was obvious
>I never see Abby again

What are some times girls broke your hearts robots
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This is literally the plot of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Reese has a army broad that shows up and is gay.
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No ones had their heart broken?
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My joke has been found out it's time to abandoned the thread
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