I tried

>>35473565
p-pls someone post in my shitty thread

he has to message like 200 women until one is mentally ill enough to agree, just fill out the quota.

You said it wrong, faggot.

You're suppose to say that you want to chat up with her because you want to feed her sushi and then slap her ass after a movie. You fucked up nigger

Is this how people think chads work?
I'm an autistic faggot and even I can see how fucking retarded this text looks.

>>35473565
>not interpreting her comment as declining the sushi
0/10 son

>>35473683
wtf that wasn't in the manual

>>35473565
>penguin emoji

Should've used the croc, you fool! Sushi Chad uses croc!

>>35473739
I don't have it

>>35473692
I didn't think of that, can you give me pointers?

How retarded do you have to be to mess that up? Listen, next time type exactly word for word what sushi bro did. Live and learn.

>>35473756

That guy is retarded. There are no pointers. Accept it and move on.

>>35473760
What exactly does he say? I can't say the swipe part because I can't use tinder (no pics)

>>35473784

I want to want to feed you sushi and then slap your ass after a movie.

>>35473692

Also this. You're hopeless anyway anon.

>>35473844
Oh shit, I thought you were supposed to feed them sushi while simultaneously slapping their booty

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It works desu.
Just beee yourself.

>>35473975
BRO wtf, why didn't it work for me. I'm literally spamming this message to every girl I can

>>35473784
>can't use tinder

Wut.

>>35473784
You don't have pics and you're trying to use this line?

>>35474047
>>35474131

I have only one pic. I'm really ugly and it was hard to even get one selfie

Sushi Bro probably lives in a big city and tries it 200 times a day and only posts the few that work.

Tinder is all about location and the quality of your pictures the text really doesn't matter the girls who fuck sushi bro know they will the minute they see him

>>35474232
Ah ok. I just made a BUmble, what should my bio be?

>>35474167
Then take other pictures. What the hell, seriously, getting a few pics of yourself isn't hard.

>>35474289
"I'm looking for a girl to take my virginity".

>>35474232
>Implying there is only one guy posting sushi tinder screenshots
>Implying any of them get laid
Artistic works of fiction and falsehood etc etc

>>35474351
I can't. They'd all be selfies. Me and some bros are going to see King Kong tonight, maybe they'll take some buddy pics with me?

>>35474360
Haha be serious my dood

I'm not a virgin

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>tfw it really is just a numbers game
>show me dick to everybody and about 1 in 30 women become my e-gf calling me daddy
>have a harem of sluts sending me nudes because of this

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git gud u faken scrab bitchnigga

>>35474427
>I-I-I can't create tinder because I can't have pictures!
>I'm so totally not a virgin!

>>35474615
I'm actually not a virgin. Tinder is extremely hard and getting pics of yourself is hard unless you're vain. I don't stop when I'm out with friends and take pics because I'm not a female

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>Not following Sushi's exact steps.

Date didn't go well, though. I guess I wasn't aggressive enough, too nervous. At least I got to see Logan, good movie.

If you use dating websites you aren't a robot, why not fuck off to b or soc you annoying children

>>35474647
>Tinder hard
>pictures hard

Christ, you sound like an insufferable pussy.

>>35474694
That's right, being a robot is a choice. Robots don't want to have dates or a gf.

>>35474706
no bully bitch

>>35474659
Shit man, How many tinder pics do you have and what are they of?

>>35474731
Go out with your buddies. Ask one to take a picture of you with your phone. How fucking hard is that?

>>35474746
>Go out with your buddies. Ask one to take a picture of you with your phone. How fucking hard is that?
That's so gay though

>tfw had tinder for a little less than a week
>have 9 matches so far, only 2 of those girls are intent on keeping my interest
>have 3 I haven't even messaged yet
>already tired of this goddamn app and trying to devise some bullshit line for women I don't even know

Really think I'm just going to delete it. I can't see myself in a relationship with anybody on Tinder and I'm too prideful for random, casual sex.

>>35474746
Agreed with >>35474762

That's extremely faggy

>>35474746
honestly why are you on this board

>>35474005
Because you are not attractive. Physical attraction is easily 70-80% of your attractiveness.

>>35474794
>had tinder for a week
>0 matches
>delete app
Meh, it went down as expected.
>being a uggly-ish manlet
I hope you guys don't do this.

>>35474905
I'm pretty cute, I just look weird in pics. I'm not sure if it's from the camera or the angles

I've been told I'm cute from girls and I'm 6'2" and /fit/

>>35474952
Don't take it too hard, anon, the women on there have ridiculously high standards. I'm 6'0, white, decent looking, and in good (not great) shape, but the vast majority of my matches are 3/10 ugly skinny chicks or 4-5/10 fatties.

>>35474958
You probably have the posture of a gorilla from all that /fit/ and an average face.

>>35475089
You are not as good-looking as you think, your pics are shit, and your bio is boring.

>>35475135
>this projection
Okay bud. I get plenty of matches, but it's women punching above their level of attractiveness, and I won't have anything to do with them.

>>35475122
>this projection

Haha, no man. I've picked up girls from parties. I can do it in person, but since I've graduated, I have no way to meet women and have to resort to online measures

>>35475355
>assumptions now always equal projections
The reason I assumed for your "gorilla" posture is because most guys who are "/fit/" also fuck up their posture like retards because of ego lifting. Also, women generally use "cute" as a pity compliment more than anything.

>>35473565
Are you fucking disabled or what?

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Remember I'm here for you r9k, if you need advice I'm always here to help, I'm happy you are trying OP, u fucked up the line alttle but just keep at it , I'm not ere to pretend that being good looking doesn't help with it, but honesty that line should work one way or another, good job man

>>35474005
Key is to take good photos. Make sure lighting is good and and angles are good. Include photos with friends and photos of just you

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>>35475482
wew lad thats pretty alpha

>>35474814
Don't do it then. Who wants to get laid anyway

>>35475482
Hello Joshua. I'm going to find you, Joshua.

>>35475486
See that's a lot of work, but i'm going to try to get some pics with the bros later

>>35474958
Post pics and we'll rate

>>35475482
t-thanks man. Are all your pics selfies? What bio can I put that interesting, but wont make me look like a try hard

>>35475482
Post bunny picture pls

caring about roastie whores
why?
It wont bring you happiness, just annoyance.
You'll feel lonelier when said girl ditches you to suck chads dick

>>35473565
>tries to be chad
>fails
No shit, you retard.