What normal things people do make you autistically rage?

>talking about the latest game of sportsball
>parroting dumb social media trends and phrases
>walking slow as fuck and in a large group when in front of me

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when I see happy couples in public hold hands and hug and kiss

the worst is when they're fucking grabby on each other in public, stay inside you freaks

>>35473371
>people eating
>people making noises
it pisses me off I have to leave the room or yell at them

>>35473728
>"MOOOOOOOM DAAAAAD STOP EATING SO LOUD REEEE"

>>35473832
exactly why I don't eat with people or I'd stab them

people eating bananas makes me physically ill.

>>35473728
I have to ask.
What is the problem with people eating?

>>35473916
the noise they make chewing it annoys the shit out of me, same if someone is singing along to music.

seeing people brush their teeth

Almost anything
It's imbedded in my DNA
>BPD
>berserker powers

>when im walking thru the city and some retarded people look in my face for a long time
>tfw sucking a banana for too long

>>35473371
people in my house being in the kitchen at the same time as me

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>>35473656
> walking slow as fuck and in a large group when in front of me

THIS THIS THIS FUCJKING AHHHHHHH

>>35473371
girls giggling loud in groups or singing some pop song together with their screechy voices makes me want to kill myself

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>>35474083
>walk past group of girls
>hear them talking and giggling

>>35473965
This pisses me off too. It doesn't piss me off when I brush my teeth but I hate seeing others do it. Any reason for this?

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>>35473669
highschool was hell
>just trying to chill with a small group that accepted me
>two of the members start dating
>already dreading it
>they were constantly being cuddly with eachother, never spent anytime apart
>they were nice people but I started to entierly hate the fuckers for this
>drifted away from them and refused contact over time

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When they make a "tch" or "hmm" or just fucking nod when the lecturer makes some fucking statement
>And these diviners used "Oracle bones" to receive messages from the ancestors
>normie in front of me does a "tcheh" sound
>does this like 4 more times
>And later, the Shang were overthrown by the Zhou, as they had supposedly no longer had the "Mandate of heaven" if we are to believe the Zhou
>Normie in front of me makes a big ass fucking nod as if the professor gives a shit
It gets irritating since you can hear it rather clearly

>>35473371
mostly noises
>people eating, especially apples
>loud banter and laughter (by both sexes)
>any noise babies/toddlers/small children make
>wanting to ask me their stupid questions in public instead of letting me listen to my music
other
>men touching me even accidentally (women's touch feels good tho)
>being a fucking phone zombie and not looking in front of themselves while walking
>anyone staring at me or what I'm doing
>looking directly into my eyes (I almost attacked the guy who did that months ago)

>>35474132
when i was like 5, whenever my aunt brushed her tongue it would sound like she's coughing up a massive lugie. it would gross me out so much that i would refuse to brush my teeth for that day.

if i were to put it down to anything for myself, it would have to be that.

>>35473965
Hearing people brush their teeth.

Normies attempting to be funny especially other millenials makes me cringe hard because they are either Seth McFarlane or Current Year Meme Man

>>35474290
you must hate memes

>>35474214
I do these types of things on purpose. I feel bad when it seems like nobody is listening to the lecturer and want it to be obvious that at least one person is listening and appreciates their job.

>>35473371
normies talking about anxiety and depression
"omg this is sooooooo me!!!"

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>>35473371
words like
" f l e e k "
" t i g h t "
" o g "
" b l e s s e d "
" p a r t y "

>>35474462
> Im le lit af xDD

>>35474462
This TeeBeeHeich Familam

>>35473371
>wearing sunglasses
All you sunglasses fucks need to die. I imagine shooting every single one of you pieces of shit when I see you with your dumb retarded sunglasses.

>>35474823
What if it's really bright outside? I don't want to stare at the ground or squint really hard because my eyes don't adjust well

>>35474841
I don't give a fuck you pretentious piece of shit. Never put a pair of those fucking memes on your face.

You will regret it. Man up or wear a goddamn hat.

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>>35474913
I think I remember you orregano

>>35475027
Fucking Dolce and Gabanna piece of shit normie!!!! At least the people he took out were wearing sunglasses too
When people recognize you because of your hatred for sunglasses and the multiple times you've expressed that hatred on this board

>>35473371
Not checking stove when leaving kitchen.

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>>35475084
Armani actually

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>Enter a room
>Decide that right in front of the entrance is the best place to stand

>>35474042
>Had the perfect set-up in my sharehouse where everyone had their own separate time they preferred to cook and didn't talk to others outside of courteous "hellos" if their kitchen time overlapped.
>Other than that everyone stayed in their rooms.
>New guy moves into sharehouse.
>Spends all of his fucking time in the kitchen and lounge room and tries to talk to everyone, even when they're trying to get out of the kitchen.
IT'S ALL FUCKING RUINED!
IT WAS PERFECT AND NOW IT'S RUINED!

>>35473371
>when people reproduce
I want to trip pregnant women when I see them walking tbqfh your mistake is ruining my day

>when kids laugh
i seriously hope you guys don't do this

>when people walk near me
this transgression covers a broad range of things

>when I go in an empty store and other people also go there
fucking sheeple

Be consciously idiotic and expecting me to laugh it off as a joke

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not autistic rage, but i hate it when people try talking to me when im obviously not interested in having a conversation with them.

also people who think they're way more charismatic and likable then a they actually are and act like it. these people are also loud and make sure everyone is paying attention to them in some way.

>need to use pissbottle
>still have soda left

FUCK

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>people talking endlessly about themselves.
>emojis mixed with words
>hey dude check this last meme
>sentimental discussion
>asking personal questions.
>internet culture t-shirts in public

>hey anon could you do me this favor?
>thanks
>next day
>me:hey do you think you could help me with this?
>sorry i don't have the time/I can't.

>what did you say?

>>35473371
>asking me a question right as I'm putting food into my mouth

Seriously, fuck you. I hate you

>>35473371
>relationships are a game and marriage is no longer spiritually inclined as initially intended

>people following social trends instead of what they truly enjoy like a bunch of lemmings
>people who complain about everything and absolutely never have positive things to say about anything
>people who support Islam

That about sums it up

>>35473371
> talk to people
> be in the same physical location as other humans
> anything that can't be done online without human interaction

>>35474250
This is just autism. Not even joking. The touch and eye contact ones gave it away.

>>35474045
i didnt think i had an autistic rage but you made me realize i once had the urge to push a girl down the stairs for this

>>35477226
>this last meme that will put an end to all memes

>>35477542
im always getting urges to push and punch people. i want to tackle people to the ground. i walk past someone i dont like the look of them on the street i flex my whole body to stop myself from punching them. im so autistic

>>35473656
>walking slow as fuck and in a large group when in front of me

STUPID FUCKING HUMANS; I have places to be and things to see, GET OUT

>>35474250
I lowkey have all of these.

Though I don't mind eye contact if it's the opposite sex.

And it isn't autism. It's paranoia

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>>35473371
>>35473728
When they scratch their fucking fork on the plate and it makes that horrible horrible sound

>>35474290
Same. Especially when they do the Reddit talk. You know it? It's completely self aware and 'quirky'. Goddamn I really fucking hate it. Talk like a fucking human being not like a faggot

>>35474462
is this nigga d e a d a s s serious

If you ever dare to talk to one they will always tell you they don't care about things you like etc, then immediatley start telling you the ins and outs of sportsball, replying with the same comment they make means that you're the one being obnoxious for some reason.

>>35474380
Not that anon but I hate shitty normie memes that are overused and parrotted IRL within a week of their conception.

Also when groups of normies decide the best place to converse is in the middle of the tiny fucking dorm hallway, blocking the way so completely with their shitty selves that I have to awkwardly step over bodies to get to my fucking room

>>35474823
Sunglasses actually are pretty great. You also look cool with them

And some women look hot with them

>>35475224
>that autistic shake before putting them on

Everytime

>>35476166
Heh. I saw a qt preggo and for some reason I wanted to punch her belly

>>35476728
>also people who think they're way more charismatic and likable then a they actually are and act like it.
A friend of mine's boyfriend is this to a T, I endure it alright but it's so fucking annoying

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>>35473371
>groups of people being loud
>loud noises
>loud music
>doing obvious observations of anything
>someone using the phone while talking
>questions like "why so quiet anon???!!!!"
>people who smile all the time
>people discusing about mainstream media unironically
>people who say stuff you dont give a shit about

>>35473371
eating with their mouths open/like dogs
>at friends
>him and son are eating like they'll never see food again
>"holy fuck, what the fuck is wrong with you, close your mouths, that's sick."
>'shut up, anon, he's just a kid.'
>"he's picking it up from you, dude, both of you sound like dogs."
>'anon, that's my son.'
>"No shit and it's sad that I'm the one who has to say 'have some manners'."
>'Whatever.'

Calling and talking to people on the phone.

One of the reasons i dont own a phone

when normies reply to everything with "same"
it makes me want to strangle them

>>35474042
>everyone is in their room
>feel hungry, decide i'll go to the kitchen and fix myself something
>go and get started
>someone else almost immediately comes into the kitchen for whatever reason
I don't know why, but I can't stand this.

Also I hate people being in my house unless I invited them in.

>"Hey, thank you."
>"No worries."

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old boss