Hahaha haha If you somehow manage to have sex, from the years

women do not feel pleasure, it is all fake

>>35472541

>alt girls

>>35472541
Not true. The first time I had sex I was so nervous I didn't cum and had to go masturbate.
Shitty normie shitting on shitty thread.

>>35472541
Actually, the opposite is true. Nonstop masturbation really wrecked the sensation of regular sexual acts for me! The first and only time I did have sex, I didn't even cum, but she did. Every time we had ever done anything sexual, she couldn't bring me to orgasm, which made me feel guilty, because she thought there was something wrong that she was doing.

>>35472541
>from the years of lonely masturbation
> you will cum in just seconds
That's where your wrong.
My dick can withstand a heavy beating for upwards of an hour. Excessive masturbation and loneliness have turned my once normal dick into a super cock capable of perpetual pleasure.

anyone else like the idea of sex just for masturbatin but when it comes down to it i wouldnt ever even want to be that close to anyonem i dont even like being touched by other people or talking about feelings and shit

>>35472541
>You won't even pleasure the girl.
not my problem

>>35472541

Ah yes. I remember my first time.

>came in two seconds.
>Back erect in 15 minutes
>Pounded that pussy and went 20 minutes the second time.

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>>35472541
same of you. Now go to /s4s/

>>35472613
this, why would you care about someone giving up there innocence for anything/ a roastie whore? Get your nut and leave

Sex hurts and it's weird. The quicker it is, the better. If he came in seconds I would be thankful.

false

the first time i had sex i lasted for two hours, didn't even cum

this was after 5 years of around the clock jerking off

>>35472611
>anyone else like the idea of sex just for masturbatin but when it comes down to it i wouldnt ever even want to be that close to anyonem i dont even like being touched by other people or talking about feelings and shit


Yeah, I mean I feel so uncomfortable having someone sitting next to me on the bus. Imagine having a girl naked sleeping next to me...No thanks

>>35472541
Don't trust this shitty bait.

It happened exactly the opposite to me, I had it very difficult to cum. Fortunately I was being fucked by a half-insane nympho so she was pretty happy with it, and did not get frustrated.

I think that it completely depends on your mental state in that specific moment.

>>35472605

You reached levels of wizardness that should not even be possible

>>35472901
>I think that it completely depends on your mental state in that specific moment

Or how hard you grip your penis during masturabtion

so if you do "bust" in just a few seconds what happens will the woman break your dick or something? im serious

I have the opposite problem. The few times I have had sex I couldn't cum because I usually jerk off for hours at a time.

Girls don't seem to mind though. The problem is getting hard in the first place.

>>35472933
>will the woman break your dick or something

W-what? Two outcomes: either she laughs and tells you to leave or she's understanding

>>35472541
Who with some dignity would wear this lmao

>>35472601
Can confirm.

Lost virginity at 26 after years of furious punishment of my penis. Literally took me about a month to cum, but before that I would last forever pretty much until I gave up and my dick was raw

>>35472541
>You won't even pleasure the girl.
so?

Yeah me to

Lost virginity at 24 years old after about a decade of jacking off alone. I couldn't cum at all and barely felt any pleasure or excitement.

After getting a steady girlfriend, I began to be able to cum but the pleasure or excitement was never that great. I've avoided sex or interacting with women many times because sex is too awkward for me.

I think that sex is something one should become initiated with at around puberty or else you will never have a natural sexuality because it becomes warped by repressing your desires, solitary masturbation, porn...etc

>>35472602

Were you circumcized anon?

>>35473120

same thing as that poster btw and I am uncircumsized.

>>35472541
I did the opposite, lasted about 30 minutes and only stopped because I was tired

>>35472541
>caring about pleasuring girls

i bet your circumcised as well you cuck

>>35472541
So I'll just eat her out until she cums

>>35472541
that's a meme. I had sex with a hooker and didn't cum at all. she had to give me a handjob. she was tight

I don't think thats how it works. Doesn't fapping with a deathgrip make it very hard for you to cum while having secks?

>>35472933
I've been with my gf for like 6 months. we usually have a sex session twice every weekend when i visit. On the first round i always bust in like 60 seconds, it's pretty much inevitable, but a healthy man should be able to fuck again in like 20 minutes and go for another round or 2. Each round you last longer too so the sex just gets better and better

>>35472541
why dont the women make themselves cum? i masturbate all the time, bro!

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>>35473057
>I think that sex is something one should become initiated with at around puberty or else you will never have a natural sexuality because it becomes warped by repressing your desires, solitary masturbation, porn...etc
Is there no hope for me, anon?

My first time having sex I made her cum and I didn't cum at all. And that was after like two weeks of not fapping.

When I fap I last like 15 seconds so I won't even bother with sex. I'd rather avoid it than put effort into something that will inevitably end in embarassment

>>35472541
Ironically the whole "cumming in seconds" thing only applies to guys who lose their virginity when they're in high school. They haven't been jerking off for nearly as long so their dicks can still be stimulated to cum easily.
Robots who have been jerking off for years and don't even have their dick touched by anyone else until they're in their 20s+ probably won't even cum their first time due to the desensitization plus their nerves.

But the first time I had sex I lasted an hour before blowing my load inside her. She was on top and came in a few minutes. After a while she got really sweaty and kept asking if we could take a break so I humped up into her 'cause I was afraid if we stopped I wouldn't get it back up again due to performance anxiety from media telling me that men cum in seconds. But every time I fucked this girl she would cum pretty. A lot of times she would try to slow me down and tell me she didn't want to cum yet but my fucklust and performance anxiety wouldn't let me take my dick out. I liked the way she moaned and moved while I power fucked her post orgasm. You were a great lay, Elizabeth.

>>35472541
If anything, if you really jacked off for that long, you won't cum as fast.
t. a guy who knows

>>35472541
Lol, joke's on you, I'm circumcised so I'll last forever

>>35472541
All that matters is the pleasure of the male, the female is simply there to provide a warm hole in order to please the male.

>>35472541
god she is literally perfection

So what, wait 30 minutes and I'm good to go again. It's not like all my energy's gone for the next 24 hours.

>>35472541

Semi-chad-former-cyborg reporting in.

Wrong, you fucking faggot. It's almost ENTIRELY the other way around. You can all look forward to the fact that when/if you receive pussy you will actually be able to last a HELL of a lot longer due to your hour-long, onerous dick manipulation sessions - esp' with a condom on. This means you'll have a much better chance of finding a rhythm she likes/ working her up and actually making her cum through penentration. Also, your porn watching has probably given you some ideas for dirty talk that will also help.

I cannot help but feel you are deliberately trying to shit on virgins for the purposes of making yourself feel better about your virginity.|

The bigger downside, as non-virgins will tell you, is that sex is now inferior to a 2 hour long edging session with your favourite hyper-porn. It becomes merely something fun you can do with your gf.

First time I ever had sex I couldn't cum at all.

I love these social pressure memes because whoever spreading them either have a specific agenda or are deeply disconnected from reality.

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>>35474550
>two toothbrushes
she's probably in a relationship...

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>>35472541
>You won't even pleasure the girl.

beautiful example of how feminist and their modern agenda cucked mentally young males

>if she can not feel pleasure or she can not cum its automatically male fault
>its okay to make fun of male penis size, but what if women has ugly vagina, small tits, act like wood during sex its totally okay

grow balls senpai and stop taking shit from some self claimed roastie authorities for granted

>>35472601
Yeah I just jacked off while the girl was sucking the head. Still felt pretty good.

If op actually has a virgin shook about this, don't worry just eat her pussy and she won't care what happens afterwards.

>>35475316

It's actually true.

I never once considered that porn=reality, but when I first had sex and was paralysed by performance anxiety, she just told me "do what you want, I'll let you know if I like it"

So from that point I started using my inspiration from what I saw in porn. biting the neck. pinching nipples. I found the g spot the first time I stuck my fingers in. She had a great time and so did I. The only criticism I got was a slight lack of control over my excitation.

That being said, it's ironic that sex is so overwhelming to virgins when, really, it is PISS easy.

>>35473555

I honestly don't know.

I gave up.
I avoid women because sex doesn't work for me.

>>35472541
I lost my virginity @ 15 and didn't cum at all. Had sex 3 times during that week, didn't cum once. ???

>>35473689

yeah definitely agree with this.

We're causalities of modernity.

We reach puberty and young women torment us as much as they can by dressing sexy and pushing our buttons as much as they can. It's a game to them and they enjoy causing us sorrow.

We then manage to jack off to relieve that pressure for the next 10-15 years until if we're lucky we manage to lose our virginity...but by then it's too late. The damage has been done and we're broken.

I hold women responsible for having broken my sexuality and any chance I get to make their lives harder or more miserable, I take it. It's my revenge for having broken me.

>>35475316
>you will actually be able to last a HELL of a lot longer due to your hour-long, onerous dick manipulation sessions
What if I fap for 30 seconds and cum just to get it over with? Am I fucked?

>>35476532
>t to get it over with? Am I fucked?

you are fucked because when you finally lose your virginity you will be like 80% of the guys that posted in this thread. You won't cum, barely feel any excitement or pleasure.

>>35476589
But I literally cum in seconds, I find it hard to think that I would last longer with something that's supposed to feel even better

>>35476657

>Supposed

that's also what I and the majority of the other non-virgins here also thought...

I've always been a high sex drive person. I could easily get erections simply by smelling the perfume of a woman standing near me. I jacked off often...etc but when the time came to have sex with a real women it all went to shit...

>>35472541
>mfw i haver ejaculated with sex

>>35473057
I feel you, man. I'm in a similar situation

>>35473689
I lost my virgnity like a week before becoming 17, and couldn't cum. In the next months i had sex like 7 to 8 times and never came.
I guess it was because of the death grip or something, but I didn't enjoy sex that much and never came.
I like to think that sex with the gf i had at the time (I haven't had sex since) wasn't too good and that I'm not fucked, but who knows.

It's all about my pleasure, not her's.

>>35476939

You know what...this makes me think of something...

Maybe sex was never that enjoyable to begin with but before we had the internet and could freely confess in total anonymity, people never dared to speak the truth so we had no way to know.

>>35477604
I don't know, man. Everyone seems to love it. Everyone I know feels that sex is so amazing.

>>35472541
You've got it backwards
From the years of jerking the gerkin to high quality porn, my dick won't even be able to get hard from a normal woman. Even if it does, I won't be able to cum due to the lack of psychological stimuli.

we're all doomed...

life fucked us over.

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>>35472541
Thats why you tell them you're a virgin before, I did and she was pretty understanding when cummed in 5 minutes.

I was fucking lucky to have hooked up with that chick, like the stars and planets were aligned that day.

Thank God for weed amirite guys?

>>35479006
Let's fuck over life then

>>35472541

it's called deathgrip

I'd last 30 mins minimum

how can i resensitize my dick? i wanna cum from my gfs blowjobs but can't. i almost did last time but she still hand to give me a handjob to finish. to be fair she's kinda bad at them too. i'm gonna try masturbating less/not at all

>>35477604

Oh boy that's different matter from person to person. Personally I think sex is absolutely amazing, but first few times I did it I never came.

You have to understand that sex is a question of mood and the point of sex is to build up a mood that climbs to climax. It can be hard to sustain that mood when you're a beginner because of a lot of anxious thoughts. performance anxiety, self image problems, lack of self confidence. These can make you too nervous to achieve your own climax.

When you fap, it's a solo experience. You don't have ro worry about performance and interactions so you give yourself to your lust entirely. It's the same with sex. Once you're through with all these silly little insecurities, you can give yourself in to the mood, to your lust.

>>35472565
Alt girls best girls

t. addicted to them

>>35472541
Probably didn't help that the girl didn't know what she was doing either, but I went nofap for like 3 weeks leading up to that moment and it was hard for her to even keep it hard. Ended up having to jack myself off and finish in her mouth.