>mrw bf pees inside me

you can get vaginal stenosis or UTIs doing that shit.

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>mfw bf doesn't do anything inside me

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>>35472124
>vaginal
I don't think OP needs to worry about that

>>35472117
>Mfw gf pees everywhere and calls it squirting

>>35472142
How many litres of pee could an average butt contain?

>>35472185
Depends how much poo is in it

>>35472193
Assume it's a sensible person who cleaned themselves out before engaging in anti-christian practices. How much then?
Assume, also, that there's already about 500ml of semen already in there.

>>35472185
>How many litres of pee could an average butt contain?
far more than any human being could pee

the bladder is much smaller than the large intestine

>>35472245
>Cum before peeing
???

>>35472278
Never fapped, cum'd and then had to go piss?

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>tfw bf pees on me to mark me as his propriety

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>>35472124
>vaginal stenosis
b-but anon... I'm a boy :c

>>35472117
>mrw bf pees inside me
awe but what's his reaction after he's done?

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>>35472430
>awe but what's his reaction after he's done?
he cuddles me and nibbles on my ear
if only he existed desu

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>mfw bf yells "get pregnant! get pregnant!" while he is cumming inside.

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>>35472474
>he cuddles me and nibbles on my ear
he sounds so nice and gentle UwU

>>35472295
I always piss first, if I cum while having to piss it feels much worse

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>>35472117
I have a bf just like that. In my dreams. When they're not total shit

>>35472542
But that doesn't make sense. How can you get pregnant in your ass?

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>>35472642
>But that doesn't make sense. How can you get pregnant in your ass?

if your bf fucks you hard enough your boywomb can create life

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>>35472642

>he doesn't know about ass babies

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>>35472657
>if your bf fucks you hard enough your boywomb can create life
to quote Jurassic park
>life finds a way

>>35472249

>the bladder is much smaller than the large intestine

try peeing into a bottle next time kiddo, see how much that faggot bladder can really hold.

>>35472703
>Bottle
>Eleven foot intestinent
You sure are stupid

>>35472474
Could I be your bf? I have 4$ and Photoshop skills

>>35472703
I am pretty sure I have had shits the size of 2 liter bottles before

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>>35472861
>Could I be your bf? I have 4$ and Photoshop skills
if you are still here yes

>>35473567
Are you a cute boy or a girl(male)

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>>35473605
>Are you a cute boy or a girl(male)

does it even matter
a cute boy could easily become a cute girl (male)

Wasn't there a thread on /gif/ about this the other day?
For the sound of the videos it seems like the girl was enjoying it

>>35473630
Because I want to play with girl boobs and soft girl dick and look at a girl face and hear girl moans!

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>>35473665
>Because I want to play with girl boobs and soft girl dick and look at a girl face and hear girl moans!
o-oh
I'm a boy...who is willing to become a girl though

It's you again, isn't it?
Baka anon

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>tfw felt inside steambf

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>>35473765
Be a cute girl and then be my gf and I'll do all the lewd things with you!

>>35472117
wth what does it feel like? doesnt it hurt?

>>35473765
Be my bf/gf I will support you in your transition

>>35473567
Oh boy what next anon? what shall we do as couple?

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>>35473958
>Be my bf/gf I will support you in your transition
ok

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>>35474093
>Oh boy what next anon? what shall we do as couple?
I dunno... what do you wanna do with me... >_<

>>35475255
>I dunno... what do you wanna do with me... >_<
this

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tfw no bf to pee inside me

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>>35472117
>mrw when i pee inside my bf but that dumb faggot gets a shitsmear on my dick

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>>35476336
tfw no bf to pee in me

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>>35475139
You're mine now.
Lewdness for eternity await you

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>women have affected r9k so bad that they have delusions about their sexuality itt

Casualties of REEEEEEE

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>>35475255
>saya cuteposting

serious question
can a male after hormone therapy grow a pair of fine natural breasts?

>>35477169
I've heard that after roughly 3 years latest you'll be 1 size lower than your mother

>another faggot thread
Kill youself, trannies.