Started getting my shit together

Sooo. Where is the advice?

>>35471758
>3 months
Wow super quick turn around don't you think?

>>35471758
is nofap essential to becoming normie?
how does it help?

>becomes a wagecuck
>gf will leave him for Chad, as they all do
You'll be back normie. They all come back.

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I quit 4chan two days ago and I've already gotten back in shape, had sex with 40 different girls and landed an entry position in a local business earning 100k/year to start with a high chance of growth.

What's your excuse robros?

Did the exact same things, and guess what?
Nobody cared about me looking better (and I was lifting for more than a year) and the girl I liked lost her virginity to Chad.
Should I just end it now?

>>35471758

im a chef at wendys who makes 200,000 a year and I have a giant 13 inch dick that makes women scream

>>35471758
I give you 2 more weeks.
Then you'll be back here shitposting as you always did.

>>35471853
What do you want to know?
>>35471945
Yeah, it's very cliche but it kind of all started as a New Years resolution. All the motivation to improve and knowledge had built up over the previous months though

>>35471986
I quit 4chan two minutes ago, and already I'm making millions at home while 2 women suck me off.

How can other robots even compete?

I've stopped coming here and i already fucked 3 million girls, got a body fat percentage of around 0.5% and a dick 3 light years across

>>35471966

Nofap should honestly be renamed to: blow your load once or twice a week if you are not getting laid.

Also stop watching porn. shit fucks your head up.

>>35472001
Did you cut your dick by mistake while making dinner?

>>35471966
Yes. I don't have the charts, but it raises your testesterone a ton, which gives you drive, makes being social easier, more focus, etc. it also frees up a lot of time and is a good willpower excercise.
>>35471967
The starting salary for the major from my school is $75,000. I don't think any girlfriend is going to leave that.
>>35471991
Just find another girl anon. There's 4 billion of them. You need to be looking for girls in the right places too. If you want virgins, meet girls at church or some kind of club or something.

>>35472027
>>35472016
>>35472001
>>35471986
Is your guys' life so bad that my marginal success seems this impossible?

>>35472094
>If you want virgins, meet girls at church or some kind of club or something.
Kek, I am not looking for virgins amd I am ok if she had previous sexual parteners as long as she is not a cum dumpster, but she was the only one that has shown interest in me.

How about diet? Just lifting surely won't help a lot, would it?

>>35472094
>I don't think any girlfriend is going to leave that.
Right, women never cheated on their rich husbands, never.

No wait, that's not true, actually. Female tingles override any resemblence of rational thought.

>>35472094
>Just find another girl anon
>theres 4 billion girls just go outside
>go anywhere
>just b urself

Normies just dont get it

>>35472151
but around 2 billion are sex slaves to some rich fuck in a third world country

>>35472094

Nofap lowers testosterone. There is an insignificant spike around the 7th day then it drops below baseline.

>>35472094
Nofap is just a meme. Youre a normie either way

>>35472127
I've learned that there's a lot more girls that are into you than you'd think. Some girls are just more open about it. You have to be more assertive and take risks with girls.
>>35472131
I was a bit underweight so my only diet as been 'eat a shit ton'. But I'm sure diets important as well.
>>35472151
You have to put yourself out there anon. You need to put yourself in uncomfortable social situations until they become comfortable. Life is suffering and you have to do what you can to control the suffering.

>>35472213
It's a meme that works.
>>35472191
I've seen stats that have a spike between day 3-5 and the aftermath is always a higher baseline, almost double the original baseline.

>>35472223
>You have to put yourself out there
Your advice is trash, Chadlet retard. Thread hidden.

>>35472223
Yeah I've done that. Nothing happens. I've tried it all. Normies will be normies

>>35472112
>Damage control
Nobody but idiots believes your shit tier larping

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4chan is only for mentally stabile ppl who are not emotional
if you arn t one of those ppl 4chan will influence u badly

>>35472223
>I've learned that there's a lot more girls that are into you than you'd think.
There is this thing I heard about that if I am more cold to them they will be more intersted in me. This sounds like only a Chad could do this. Should an ugly sperg like me try it?

>>35472264
>having a girlfriend
>going to good school
If this is your idea of unachievable you're too far gone to save
>>35472247
You can call me a retard idc, I'm trying to help you. I was a bit of a robot too, and I'm telling you what worked for me. You need to build up social experience. Just leave your house and go somewhere. Don't bring your phone either and just chat up anyone you see. If you have friends, hangout with them whenever you can instead of jacking off or video games. Getting experience will make you feel more confident in every other situation and you'll be happier too.

>>35472343
That's a fine line to tread I guess. I don't think you should think of it as being cold, but just always have a sense of calm and focus and tough. Channel stoicism, not being an asshole. Also don't be the typical 'friend,' meaning, don't be overally nice and cucky.

>>35472393
>>35472393
So I should try to be moderate and not go to extreme in either side, thanks.
Also
>If you have friends, hangout with them whenever you can instead of jacking off or video games.
What if they don't seem to be so intersted in going out together as I am? (Also, people in general don't seem so exicted about going out with me and stuff as I am)

>>35472346
YOULL WERE NEVER A ROBOT

>>35472463
I don't know your friends, but they might be hesitant to hangout for the same kind of reasons, introverted, anxious etc. If you can get the ball rolling maybe they'll be more open more often to meeting up. Someone's just got to take the initiative.

>>35471758

If you were accepted into top universities within 3 months of quitting arcanine, that means you already had a lot going for you.
You can't turn your entire curriculum of academic background, skills, knowledge and work ethic around in 3 months.

haha like the world needs another fit autist.

>stay mad manlets

>>35472525
Two of them are actual full normies with active social and sexual life and no reason what so ever to be anxious or depressivd and they seem to be the most likely to refuse to go out with me. Fo they think I am degrading their social rank by showing up with them?

>>35472526
That's true. I did somehow get incredibly lucky however. I should not have gotten into the schools I got into. I see it as kind of a second chance from God. It's reframed my mindset and I don't want to ruin this chance.

>>35472603
Hmm. If they would do that to you they weren't very good friends to begin with. You might need to make some new friends. That can be really tough, but do you go to school or work?

>>35472653
Last year of highschool, even tho I am not scared about talking to people, I am finding really hard to make friends and propose new people to go out and stuff. That's why tgey are my only friends, because they are part of my class and I needed to have someone to talk to in these years.

>>35471853
stop fapping...I guess

>>35471758
How do I into no-fap, anon?

>>35472708
I get that. Well I guess do what you can with those friends and try your best to make new ones in your classes

>>35472865
chastity belt, tell your mom to hide the key somewhere so that the shame of asking your mom to unlock your chastity belt prevents you from it.

>>35472928
no
if it's forced, you don't learn anything about self-control while at it
learn to control your urges yourself, it helps with diet and exercise as well then

>>35471758
About lifting, is it really bad to use machines instead of free weight ?
I'm too scared to go to the free weight room, it's full of chads and I don't wanna make a fool of myself

>>35472346


Very low tier bate

>>35474439

Not OP

Eh, it's not "bad", but machines don't work all your little stabiliser muscles like free weights do...since the machine is stabilising the weight for you.