Penis insecurities thread...
I have a larger than average dick (eight inches) but unless Im holding it to straighten it out it bends down like a Jew nose...
>>35470461
Stop fucking complaining. Your dick is bigger than mine and you look in better shape than I am.
kill yourself.
>>35470461
Girls will not care
Post more pictures OP, do you take requests?
>>35470461
youre a big guy
l;jkgkgu
I have the exact same problem OP. I'm only 7 inches but it curves like a old stone bridge or something
>>35470461
>not being able to go balls deep
shame OP, you're missing real fun.
>>35470461
I never feel like my penis will ever satisfy a girl even though I'm 7 inches long, and 6 inches in girth.
>>35470461
That because you must kill yourself faggot
curved dicks are the best, my boyfriends is curved and it just tesselates so much better , literally any guy who is worried about their dick being wonky has nothing to worry about
>>35471390
You better be a girl anon
>>35470461
you must have pretty weak erections if you can straighten it out while its hard.
>>35470461
Go in doggy, that shit will be hittin the g spot real nice if you position correctly
>>35470461
Have you noticed any missing coins around the house OP?
>>35471588
Not doggy, but reverse/standard cowgirl. It's not bend downwards so penis wouldnt hit g-spot at all in doggystyle.
>>35471588
Won't he also hit the g a little in missionary because the top of the curve should stimulate the top wall of the V?
Curious because I have a similar dick and I'm yet to have secs.
>>35470461
rocking a solid 8.5 inch and my dick does exactly the same.
It's like people over 1.85 have chronic backache. Same with dicks. takes more to hold it up.
>>35472316
How do you find it works for you during sex? +Ives and -ives wise
>tfw """average""" penis size
>>35470513
They will probably love it because it'll feel so different. It wouldn't surprise me if you can make them squirt from certain positions.
>>35472392
lol bro chicks dont give a single fuck about that, they love my dick. alot. they adore that fella.
and i plow them bitches to the ground, like any sane guy would.
>>35472443
Then why are you so extremely insecure?
>>35472502
the fuck are you on about you fucking pseudo psychiatrist
>you know my dick but not my story fagget
>>35472502
Oh yeah insecurity thread. just saw ops dick and him whining about it looking like mine.
it really is almost identical.
i'm not insecure. Sorry bud. neither should OP be
>>35471079
for you
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>>35470461
I'm pretty sure no one this board can compete with me.
>>35472316
Nice photoshop you 5 inch fuck
>>35472316
So you're saying you have chronic penis-ache?
>>35472563
ITS A DICK INSECURITIES THREAD THATS WHY FAGGOT
GET OUT CHAD REEEEEE
>>35472692
let me propose you a deal, i've let you know i have offered this deal 300 times and i have numerous virgins on my conscious.
If my dick is in fact, 8 inches or more. You will have to suck it and i will pay for the expensives, and if its not, you still have to suck it and i will pay.
What you say big guy
>>35472717
i have foreskin. fuck off shlomo.
>>35472733
Nigger its a fake dick and its painfully obvious. Git gud at photoshop white boi
Op here.
Always annoys me how impressive it looks from above only to see it from the side in the mirror. Really bothers me.
>>35472757
Post more pics of your hook-nosed dick fag
>>35472757
>Foreskin falls down almost half to his penis
>What a frenulum
Cutfag detected
>>35472676
>Taking a photo with a filter
That alone disqualifies you. Learn to exhale when you're taking pictures, too.
>>35472316
Wow nice dick, looks tasty
No homo
>>35472782
That's because guys are used to seeing it from above, jackass.
What do you mean the side? What's wrong with a profile shot?
i feel like mine is too short and skinny
>>35472821
No homo appreciated bud.
have another for good companionship.
>>35472766
>>35472792
relax now anos, there are no need to get your jimmies rustled.
>>35472782
This is impressively originato.
>>35472805
Don't be jealous it's not your fault.
>>35472676
That's not very impressive
oorrg
>>35472877
Relax, it's fine.
Don't know how you deal with the itch from shaving though. Drives me absolutely insane.
>>35472883
This one looks smaller than the photo you posted. The frenulum looks attached than the other one. Most likely 6.5 incher
Like I said. Git gud at photoshop faggot
>>35470461
>tfw only 3.5 inch microdick
>no insecurities
reminder that insecurities about your dick are entirely a product of roastie propaganda, if you've sworn off those whores forever then you have no reason to feel insecurities. And if you're some underage that's still hung up on roasties because you're worried about sex just get a prostitute as long as you have money they'll never care about your dick either.
>>35472895
I'll be jealous when you can learn how to take photos without a filter.
>>35472906
You need to dickslap someone and record it senpai
>>35472925
haha my dick length ranges depending from how horny i am. noticed that i didnt take the first one.
>you
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35470461
How do you all guys keep your balls so tight? I am doing pretty good in the size department but my balls hang caricaturally low.
>>35472978
>HURRR I wasn't guard enough breh
>Someone else took it
>What is a timer on a camera
Just face it faggot. You're not an 8.5 like you wish you were. The first photo you posted looks more photo than the second photo so you just contradicted yourself, nigger.
>>35473014
I had that problem for a while which led to some internal pain.
Start wearing athletic supporters or tight briefs, anon.
>>35472978
>Somebody else took the photo
>With that "don't fap pl0x" filename
>>35473025
>>35472733
im gonna refer you to my earlier post
>you gonna take the deal or nahh
something is wrong within your head anon. But i think i can make go inside your head and fix it.
>only 7.5 inch dick
>girls nowadays have had a few over 8 inches so mine is only "pretty good"
>also a big guy so it doesn't look that big in proportion
>>35473139
>also a big guy
anyone here with an above average dick is not allowed to be insecure with it
>>35473274
>>35472906
>>35472895
>>35472891
>>35472883
>>35472877
>>35472782
>>35472676
>>35470461
anyone who isn't jewed CANNOT, I repeat CANNOT be a robot
>>35473102
i meant that you autistic faggots should abstain from mastubating to me.
>girls and trannies are welcome tho
>>35470461
Ungrateful fag, be thankful about your dick size, mine is 3 inches erect and just foreskin when flaccid
>7.9 inches long
>5.1 inches thick
>feels thin as F U C K
Literally why? My hands aren't super big and my girth is supposed to be on the higher end of average
that is such a suckable cock op
All of your dicks are so cute and pretty I wish I could suck them all.
>>35470461
I'm glad my dick is more or less average.
Everytime I see a bigger dick in porn or something, it always look like it's never fully erect because it can't carry enough blood into it. Like it's always about to bend and snap in half.
>>35470461 (OP)
Fuck off OP that's a nice cock, stop complaining you faggot.
You can't compete if you are below 6'1
You can't compete if you are below 8"
5.9" length and 5.9" girth
but im 6'4 so it looks like utter shit on my frame
feelsbadman
>>35470461
This could be because your foreskin is too tight, thats whats pulling it down that way.
Also do you have skype or anything? Are you a virgin? Id let you into my skype group to get attention about your nice dick from me (ikm a cute girl) and my bunches of gay guy friends. That's how nice that cock is. Damn
C..can you take more pics lifting your cocks up and showing your dangling ballsplease
>penis insecurity thread
>turns into attention whore thread for hung guys
>uggo thread
>turns into attention whore thread for normies/chads
Good job, guys.
>>35474109
Durr i dunno dats a tuff one hurr
Fucking retard.
>>35474532
>Pic
>whiteblondegetsfuckedbybigturkishcock.jpg
>>35475490
Kekked
Origi
>>35475490
>>35475490
I'm confused and don't get it....
>>35476521
I see you've never been on /pol/
That's probably for the best
>>35470461
Gravity is a bitch to overcome.
>>35471276
>only seven inches
>only
I'm a black guy with a 6 incher, how worried should I be?
>>35470461
My dick curves at a 30 degree angle to the left. It's at most 5.5 in straight. It makes sex with new people really intimidating even though no one has said anything about it.
>>35471390
We're talking about chicks and vaginal sex.
>>35472782
wow we have very similar dicks, same veins and everything
>>35470461
Wow that's fucking disgusting. Kill yourself.
>tiny forcyde spots who look like fucking herpes or some shit
>they are multiplying as the years go by
Hahahahaha
My dick's below average (roughly 5inch so still somewhat passable) but with pencil girth.
sucks
>tfw you're 6'4" and attractive
>dick is only 6.5"
Yes, not 7", literally...LITERALLY 6.5. I couldn't even have the blessing of at least being 7, which, at my height, would look average. Fuck sake, at least it's thick.
>>35477762
I'm 5'8" with 7 inches. Makes it look even bigger when I'm nude.
>>35472895
post a full body shot faggot
>>35470461
It hits the most intense pleasure zone of the cervix, it's not all bad.
5'8"
5.2"
Whats the point in living robots
Oregino
>tfw the realization hits that the internet has both enabled men to feel distressed that their cocks aren't large enough and women to feel distressed that their men don't have big enough cocks
>both stem from the deification of fornication
This is why I'm insecure at 7.5". Literally every other guy in this thread is 8"+, the average woman expects no less than that since if this many guys are packing 8"+ turbodicks no doubt every woman has experienced one by now. Guess I'll be a KHV for life. Fucking studies that say the average is small are all bullshit, 8" dicks are as common as dirt nowadays.
>>35478044
Have you ever considered that people lie about their dick size on the internet
>>35478106
Multiple instances of people providing evidence I'm this thread alone.
>tfw chode
I'd trade one half an inch of girth to get one inch in length
>tfw probably have peyronie's disease starting
>>35478216
>tfw i have 5.5x5.5 dick
it's girthy but short.
>>35478245
Same, it really does feel fucking short
i just wish i wasn't circ'd
everything else i like
>>35478044
>I'll never have a gf because my dick is """"only""""" 7.5"!
You're joking right?
>>35478286
Yeah, especially when i'm tall (6'3) it feels like nothing.
>>35478298
It's not enough for the average modern woman. They expect 8" or bust. Next generation dicks will be even bigger since the dicklets will be eradicated from the gene pool.
>>35478289
this fucking nigga again
>>35478342
Fuck you. I'm 5x4" and I get laid constantly with different women and more than twice with each one.
>jk i'm a 20 year old turbovirgin kissless
>>35478355
i got nowhere else to go
>Meeting up with guy tomorrow
>Even though he's never bottomed or been with a guy, even though he's seen my dick many times from multiple angles, even though he has a really tight ass I keep worrying about my size because I'm only around 5 inches and probably average thickness
>>35478342
>mfw 5 inch dick, 5'6 atractive face and jaw
>already impregnated 3 girls(one miscarriage and one abortion, third was succesful with aryan genes mother)
>my genes will prevail for several generations
If your dick is over 6 inches then you are not a robot
>>35478342
Well FWIW I'm a tranny and penis size isn't important to me. Of course larger ones are more fun but there's more to a man than his penis. All I require is that it not be a pencil dick. 7.5" is pretty big as well.
>>35478400
Best penis ITT, nice and thick.
>>35477999
With that attitude, better get some hrt and become a sissy twink, then put an anal plug so your boipucci (boi-poochie) is prepared for the BBC
>>35478400
this willy looks like it smells
you niggas have some enormous penises. what are the chances that so many dudes have such huge dicks on this board
>>35478653
Average is really 7"+. Sexually active average is easily 8"+. Studies are made up bullshit to keep dicklets from committing mass suicide.
>>35470461
>tfw 17cm
>gf says put that bbc in me
>doesn't feel like a bbc
>only my grandfather is black
>>35478696
Nice b8 m8. Try harder next time.
>r9k is suddenly inhabited by big-dicked normies
holy shit GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35478696
Does my dick look small? It's just under 7 inches
>>35478811
>Does my dick look small?
Small girth.
>>35470461
>larger than average dick (eight inches)
You know that make your dick longer than 99% of other dicks, right?
>>35478603
Red where did you get that Macintosh Plus t-shirt?
>>35478831
My girth is 5 inches. What is average? I think this picture shows off my girth better
>>35478565
thanks tranon
>>35478616
smells like HOT PUSS
Is this entire fucking thread bait or should I just kill myself now?
t. dicklet
>>35478878
>Erect circumference is around 12 centimeters (4.7 inches).
Eh, it's a bit above average but it still looks skinny.
>>35478811
You know "chocking your dick" is just an expression, anon.
>>35478895
It's all fucking bait. Serious
>muh average dick
>is 8 inches
>>35478917
I'm fat so I'm pushing back my fupa dude lol
>>35478811
Holy shit it looks like something out of Resident Evil or some shit.
>>35470461
>8"
>above average in 2017
You are delusional mr. shrimpdick
My dick looks like a chili pepper when it's flacid.
I'm at 7.5" so I don't know if I have the right to say my dick is big
Why do you normalfags even come here
>>35479015
Don't hate bitches love the veiny dick
>>35479237
How thick?
orginal comment from anon-kun
>>35479961
5.5 at the base, so does that count?
chads out reeeeeeeeeeeee
oorrrriiiiigggiinnalllllll
>>35480103
would be perfect if it was like an inch larger
good thickness, nice veinyness, nice blood flow good balls
8/10
my benis is 6 inchs by 5. is that good i want to have good benis and get lots of love and admiration from my future wife