What would you do if you won the lottery jackpot, robots?

A lot of nice Chevys, an ample house in the tropics, marry all 3 of the women I had sex with to keep them pure.

I'd put 95% of my winnings into a diverse investment portfolio, then use the other 5% to travel the world.

The biggest mistake people make is buying houses and cars and shit. Don't do that. Let your money grow and live off the proceeds from your investment.

>>35470569
fuck that,

I'd buy all the pc specs

>>35470588
Houses are an investment. They generally don't lose value. If you go bankrupt you can sell them. Cars depreciate though.

Buy myself into all the high-society events and annoy the people there by being loud, gross and disgusting. Maybe bring some homeless people along.

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buy lots of lego and endless space to build shit

>>35470588
I don't have the luck for investments. Or for any form of actual gambling.

I would have to ration the money. Get a comfortable apartment, a good computer and plenty of vidya and then just draw out what I need. Could probably live a very comfortable life on 20k a year.
If I won a million then I would transfer 20k out, each year, into a separate account for the years spending. Anything I don't spend is added to next year. The million would easily stretch 50 years, barring any sudden changes in inflation or total economic collapse.

>>35470588
Put it all on black baby WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'd buy some new games and a new computer.
Maybe the Switch when the new mario is coming out

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If we're assuming this is enough money to spend $100k~ or so every month and live, I'd find a nice apartment, build the $3k gaming computer I've always wanted and shut myself away.

I'd hire someone to bring me food, find an equally autistic personal trainer to help me work out, and rent out a gym so no one could watch. I'd just alternate between hiding away in whatever shut-in hobbies I wanted to do and working out. None of my money would go to cars, or houses, or anything fancy. Just enough to stay away from most people while doing the few things i like doing.

I probably wouldn't even go through $50k a year

>>35470365
>get an apartment because currently I rent a fucking room and the conditions I live in are garbage
>get a new car
>get a decent PC
>get audio equipment
From the top of my head those would be the things I'd buy.

>>35470365
Retire and withdraw from society completely

>>35470365
Buy a nice house, set up a studio room in my home, quit my retail job and commit to going back to school and following my meme dreams. Rent the house out with two of my best(only) friends. Develop a gaming company.

Devise a college fund for my little sister.

Thats pretty much all there is. I'm minimalist as is and make fun of consumerism a lot so I should be good for a life time.

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Use a good portion of the money to play high-stakes poker. It's more fun than investing in the stock market.

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>>35470365

>put it in bank account
>buy comfortable and safe house
>only spend it in basic needs, internet and some videogames if they're worth it
>buy a bunch of ball jointed dolls to take care of and to keep me company
>live rest of life in comfort

>>35470365
Spend it all to prototype and make most memetic revolver to ever exist.

>>35470365
Withdraw all the money in cash and publicly shred it all to piss off the normies

>>35470365
Travel around the world and leave my house for once.

>>35471055
2edgy4me famalam

>>35470365

How much is it? If it's hundreds of millions, I'd buy my parents houses and give my (few) friends enough to live on. After that, stick some in the stock market to make passive income. With the rest, I'd start 2 businesses: 1. A small record store, maybe morph into a record label at some point. 2. Invest all the rest into starting...idk, a renewable energy company, and try to follow in Musk's footsteps.

>>35470365
Buy a nice apartment, buy a bunch of different blue chip stocks so i'll get a nice stream of income in dividents, put the rest into plain savings and live the good life.